US bank commercial woman

 

US bank commercial woman

The woman from the US Bank commercials usually was the straight man, dealing with crazy customers and strange phone calls. There was a commercial where someone came into the bank and was looking for financing for a television series pilot.  The man seemed a bit crazy. He dressed in brightly coloured clothing that looked like something a clown would wear. He sat at her desk and discussed the idea.

“So, I understand that you have an idea for a television show that you want us to finance,” she said. “Yes,” he replied. “Could you please describe the idea for me?,” she asked. “I’ll do better than that. I will show you,” he replied. She looked curious.

“You see, we put people into crazy, off the wall situations to see what their reactions may be. People can nominate friends and family members who they would like to take part.” “I am not sure I am getting what you mean,” she replied. “Well, I will demonstrate,” he replied, smirking slightly.

He then reached around himself and pulled out something from beneath his chair. He then quickly poured it over her head.  It was, what appeared to be, light green slime. She gasped and her eyes widened. It poured all over and flattened her thick black curly hair. It poured down her neck and down onto her necklace and the lapels of her jacket. She tried to remain straight faced as the gloppy slime rolled down her face.

He then grabbed a pie and shoved it into her face, smushing her face into it. She shook her head in disgust. Cream and pie crust fell from her face and hair. Her face was plastered in creamy pie. She raised her hands, plopping pie crust everywhere.

The commercial then went into a pitch about the bank and described that they only invested money in wise investments. The commercial then cut back to the man. “So, what do you think?,” he asked. “That is going to be a hard no from me,” she responded, nodding her head.