Fern Brady Hilarious

 

Fern Brady Hilarious

Fern Brady is a very funny Scottish comedienne. She is also very brave. She has discussed difficult times in her life and in her past. I have nothing but admiration for her as a person and as a comedienne. This story is just a bit of fun and enjoyment and is not meant in any way as disrespectful or anything of the kind. She has a sexy Scottish accent and is a very cool person.

When approached about being on a messy program, she said, “Sure, I’ll give it a go.” She thought that it would be a bit of good fun. She did not take herself that seriously and genuinely thought that the idea sounded like a bit of good fun.

On the show, she was sat in a device that was triggered by a timer. She had a bucket of small rubber balls next to her. Her task was to try to throw the balls and get them to land in a hoop. Each time she made a shot, it would buy her more time. In the meantime, when she missed, the device would be going up and up. Above her was large vat of cafeteria surprise. It was filled with mashed carrots, mushy peas, haggis, tomato sauce and egg salad. The mess formed stripes above her. If she reached the top, she was in for quite a messing.

When she got into position, she looked up. She cringed and laughed. “Oh my word. I can smell that rubbish from here.” “You had better not lose then,” the presenter told her. “Yeah, thanks for that,” she replied. “So, if Ii lose, that rubbish is going to go all over me?,” she asked. “Yes indeed,” the presenter replied. “Well,” she said in a joking, sarcastic voice,” This should be interesting.”

She started off and the machine began to move. She started throwing the balls. The first one actually went in the hoop. It slowed the mechanism down. She then threw more. They began to fly off target. She then started to get distracted by the noise and the movement of the machine. It completely threw her off. She threw some more of the balls. They flew wildly, but missed badly. The more she missed her target, the quicker the machine moved.

She looked in all directions and tried to throw as many balls as she could, but they kept missing their mark. Then she felt the machine hit the top. She looked up,” Oh shit,” she said. At that moment the sloppy mess above her erupted down upon her. It poured down on her in layers. It was so sloppy and revolting that the audience audibly gasped. She was soon covered in layers of lumpy, thick orange, green and red. Haggis fell on her and stuck to her face and clothing. She was covered in the mashed carrots, mushy peas and tomato sauce. Finally the layer of egg salad dumped upon her to top the whole thing off.

She shook her head and laughed. The sloppy mess rolled down her body. She sighed. The presenter then looked at her. “What?,” she joked, wiping some haggis from her face. “How do I look?,” she asked. “Hilarious,” she then blurted out.