Karen Gillan Number 700

 

Karen Gillan Number 700

The website now had reached the milestone of 700 stories. It was a huge and unbelievable number. 700 messy, beautiful women. Mr. G. decided to celebrate the milestone by inviting the first guest that had ever received a messing on the show back to catch up and to, of course, get messed all over again. That first guest was Karen Gillan. She had seen a ton happen in her career as well since the time she had appeared on the show. She had gone to Hollywood and had become a much bigger star throughout the world as opposed to mainly being known in the UK. She was a huge Hollywood star now and had co-starred with some of the biggest stars in Hollywood in some of the biggest films of the time. Mr. G. wondered if she would agree to return, seeing as she was a much bigger star now than ever before. Much to his delight, she agreed to return.

She was one of the most attractive women in the world. It went beyond her gorgeous body and amazing red hair. She had the sexiest accent there was, a Scottish one. She also had a fantastic demeanour and way about her. She was way up on the list of most attractive women in Hollywood. He was very excited to have her back on the show.

Mr. G. welcomed everyone to the anniversary special,” 700 stories. Can you believe it? That is a whole lot of mess. I have to thank all of the lovely ladies who made this possible and took their messings with good grace. I hope they enjoyed it as much as we did. And a thank you to all of you out there for tuning in and reading the stories, visiting the website. We hope that you have gotten enjoyment as well from what we have brought you. Now, though, we have a special guest. It is the first lady that ever was messed on our stage. She has come a long way since then. She is a huge star. She is the one and only Karen Gillan.” The audience cheered. She was all smiles. She was dressed similar to the famous outfit that she wore in Jumanji. She hugged Mr. G. and shook his hand. She joined him on the couch.

“We are honoured to have you here again. It’s been a long time,” he said. “I must say, I am honoured to be here. 700 wow. That is a lot of mess.” “You know what they say though, you never forget your first,” he replied. “I’ll never forget it either,” she laughed,” Can I tell you a little secret? I actually loved it. It was pretty hot wasn’t it?” “Oh it was. It looked amazing all over you.” “Yeah, all over me body,” she joked. “I think of you every time I see spaghetti or eat it,” she joked. “Oh, I feel the same. No one quite wore it like you did.” “Cheers,” she joked, bowing.

“You have become a huge star since we last saw you. You have been in tons of blockbuster movies, but there is one clip from one film that really stands out to me. There is a moment that was captured that will live in cinematic history. It’s from a film called, Not another happy ending, a real classic.” “Oh my God,” Karen, said blushing and covering her face, knowing what he was likely referring to. “Can we have a shot or two of that scene on our big screen please?,” he asked. “Oh my God, no,” she laughed. Appearing on the screen was a scene from that little known film where Karen was completely naked. Her bare behind was completely showing in all its glory.

“Well, look at that,” he joked. She buried her face in her hands. “So I just wandered into the cinema and there it was, your bare arse on the screen 30 feet high for the whole world to see. I mean do you have any comment?” “It’s pretty embarrassing actually. I mean, when you make a film, all of your friends and family are naturally wanting to see it. But, this film was made and I had to try to hide it and to make excuses why people should not see it. I mean how do you explain to your Gran, your parents, your brother and his friends, um, please don’t see the movie because if you do, you’re gonna be seeing my naked arse. Everyone on set loved it I’m sure.” “I actually think that it was the best part of the whole movie to be honest,” Mr. G. teased,” I think they missed a trick with the advertising campaign. It should have been,” See this film and you get to see Karen’s arse. In fact, that would have been a much better film. Just your naked arse on screen for an hour and a half. I mean that would be worth the price of admission.” “Well, I’ll never love it down now. My naked arse is out there for anyone to see.” “What is it like looking at a screen of your own bare backside like this?” “Um, it’s a bit surreal, to be honest. I’ve been a very naughty girl haven’t I?,” she laughed. “Mmmhmm, I think you need to be punished a bit. How does another messing sound?,” Mr. G. asked. “Oh fabulous. I take it you are going to leave that picture up on the screen are you?,” she laughed. 

Karen got up and gave Mr. G. a huge kiss on the cheek and a hug. They then walked over to a special messy seat that was set up for her. She sat down and crossed her sexy legs. She wiggled her head around making funny faces, sticking her tongue out and furrowing her brows. A large funnel tube was in place right over her head. She looked up and laughed as she heard a noise from above her.

She closed her eyes and raised her shoulders as custard began to pour down over her from above. It poured down her face and hair and then flowed all over her body. After the custard, gravy began to pour out from the spout all over her. She giggled and squirmed as thick, sloppy, brown gravy poured down her face and then down her body, covering her clothes as it went in foul smelling mess.

Next to come were baked beans followed by mushy peas. The orange and green slop poured down over her, sticking all over her body and her clothing. Mounds of it stuck to the top of her head, as well as on her chest, shoulders and lap.

Next to come was spaghetti hoops. There seemed to be more of them than any of the other substances. Karen squealed as the nasty smelling spaghetti hoops rolled down her face and her body. The colour almost matching the colour of her ginger hair. Her body dripping with tons of the spaghetti hoops. She was covered from head to toe in revolting sloppy mess.

She waved as the show went to commercial, dripping in mess. When the show returned, Karen was out of the chair and standing with Mr. G. she was smiling and laughing, but was covered in mess still. “Thanks to everyone for helping to make the show a success. And a special thank you to Karen Gillan. She really and truly deserves it.” Everyone cheered. Karen then said,” We love you Mr. G.” She reached over and gave him a messy hug.

In front of them was a large sheet cake with 700 written on it. Karen reached down into it and pushed some all over Mr. G’s face and shirt. He then pushed some onto her. She then pushed some into his mouth, feeding it to him. The show ended with the credits rolling as they played with the cake, feeding each other, hugging and kissing and cuddling.