Anne Hathaway vs. Jessica Chastain by request

 

Anne Hathaway vs. Jessica Chastain by request

Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain were rival housewives. They were always at one another’s throats. They were always trying to outdo each other and trying to get one up on one another. They would do things to try and make the other look bad. They would always try to cut one another down and to make themselves look good. The rivalry grew and developed. There was a local bizarre coming up that was arranged to raise money for charity. All of the housewives in the area had their own stalls where they would be selling baked goods that they made. Of course, each of the ladies could not help but bragging about how wonderful their baking was and how they were sure that they would sell the most. In fact, these two actually got into a shouting match over their baked goods. That is when one of the other housewives chimed in. “Since you two are so eager to sell more than the other, why don’t we put something at risk. How about we make it so whoever sells the most will get to dump all the leftover food from the bizarre all over the other lady?” The two women looked at each other. Both were not sure about this. Neither of them really wanted to agree to this, but they could not be seen to be backing down or showing any doubt, so both reluctantly agreed to this.

Each woman set up her stand, as they glared at each other and wished the other bad luck from afar. The day was a long one. Each was selling very good snacks and each sold quite a lot of what they had. It was going to be a very close call as to who sold more. In fact, both came close to selling out. The money would have to be counted. The money boxes were sealed and taken away so they could not be tampered with. They were to be counted by someone who was impartial. Everyone, especially, the other housewives gathered around to hear the results. There was a chair set up for the unfortunate loser. Anne and Jessica stood on opposite sides of the organised. It had come time to announce the results.

They both looked very nervous, they tried as best as they could not to let the other know this though. The organiser began to speak. “Thank you to everyone for coming and for donating. We raised a great deal of money today for charity. These two ladies though, out did themselves. They sold the most baked goods of anyone here and raised a huge amount of money for charity. We thank them. However, there was a bet that had been made on who would sell the most. The unfortunate lady who has sold the smaller amount is going to have to get into the hot seat and the winner is going to get to dump all of the leftover food all over them. Both of you ladies did fantastic, but we can only have one winner. It was a very close call as well. Only fifteen dollars separated you two, so you have nothing to be ashamed of. The person who sold the most though was….. Jessica.” Jessica jumped up and down, laughing and celebrating. Anne buried her face in her hands. Her mouth fell open in shock. Jessica pointed at her and laughed. “Get on in that chair,” she said in a funny voice. Anne had no other choice but to sit.

Jessica started out with a catering sized bag of ketchup. It was the kind that they put in the pumps at fast food places. It even had the pump on top of it. Jessica looked down at Anne and smirked. “I am going to love doing this. You deserve this you cocky bitch,” she gloated. Anne closed her eyes. Jessica aimed and pointed the ketchup on the top of Anne’s head. She began to push the pump downwards. This caused the ketchup to begin to ooze out of the pump down all over Anne’s head and face. Anne closed her eyes as Jessica pumped the ketchup over and over again. Anne’s hair and face were completely covered in ketchup. Only her eyes and teeth could be seen around the mask of ketchup. The ketchup also went down her neck and down her shoulders onto the rest of her body. Jessica was loving the thrill of getting to do this to her hated rival.

She then took a similar container of barbecue sauce. It was the same large plastic bag with pump design. She began to aim this at Anne’s body, spraying her body with barbecue sauce before pumping more out on top of Anne’s head. Anne looked up and rolled her eyes and screwed up her mouth with a pile for barbecue sauce on top of her head. She shook her arms, because her sleeveless blouse was now heavy from the layers of the barbecue sauce. It also ran down her bare arms.

Jessica then took a massive tray of nachos that was covered in cheese sauce, guacamole, sour cream and every topping imaginable and pushed it over all over Anne. She pushed it so it would fall down into her top, down her back and between her breasts. She then took handfuls of the nachos and smushed them around in Anne’s face and pushed more down her top. Nachos and the topping stuck all over Anne’s face. A massive glob stuck on the side of her nose and her cheek.

Next, Jessica began to dump a large pot of baked beans over Anne. Anne was wearing a white sleeveless blouse and black slacks. When Jessica dumped the beans over her, they fell all over her, staining her blouse. Beans soaked her face and poured down into her cleavage.

Some of the husbands were now marching over carrying trash bags. They were full of food waste from the bizarre that had been discarded. One by one, they passed each bag to Jessica, who in turn emptied the bags over Anne. There was all manner of have eaten and rotten food in the bags. It was sloppy and greasy. Jessica delighted in dumping the food waste all over her rival. The food scraps stuck all over Anne.

Jessica made sure that the local media got wind of this and that Anne would never live this down in the neighbourhood. Anne was not happy with her. The rivalry only got worse from there.