Malika Andrews is annoying

 

Malika Andrews is annoying

Malika Andrews appears on many basketball shows on ESPN. She found herself being roundly criticized by co-hosts and fans alike for being extremely annoying. She was guilty of getting on everyone’s nerve. She was someone that was considered highly messable because of looks as well as because of how annoying people found her to be.

Her co-hosts conspired with the producers of the show to set her up. They decided to make a bet with her on the NBA playoffs. She was sure that one team would definitely win the championship. Everyone else felt otherwise. This was the perfect opportunity to make a bet with a messy outcome with Malika. Malika was only too happy to make the bet, because she was so convinced that the team that she had chosen were unbeatable. Unfortunately for her, anyone can be beaten on any given day. Her team ended up falling way short. She was now going have to pay the price in the form of a forfeit.

She tried her best to weasel her way out of it, trying to make excuses and to say that the bet was not really a serious one. Of course, everyone knew what she was up to and she was caught live on air making the bet. All that they had to do was replay the tape. She was really in for it now. Because of dilly dallying and delay tactics, she was not afforded the time to change her clothes. She would have to be messed in her on air clothing and it was going to get super sloppy.

She begged and pleaded and nervously giggled as she was led to seat in a wading pool. She took her place, wrapping her arms around herself tightly. She shook her head and closed her eyes. She actually pinched her nose when she smelled the stench of rotten eggs. She shut her eyes tightly as her co-hosts began to dump an enormous bucket of rotten eggs out all over her. She made a shocked face and shook herself as she received a rotten egg shower that soaked her clothing.

They ten began to dump buckets of soggy spaghetti over her head. The spaghetti fell out upon her. It stuck to her curled hair and plopped all over her body. Blobs of soggy spaghetti stuck all over her. She made a dejected frowny face and gave two thumbs down, spaghetti still stuck to her hair and face.

They then dumped a bucket of coleslaw down upon her head. The first glob fell down and stuck to the top of her head. It smelled atrocious, as had the spaghetti. Globs of the slaw stuck to her jacket, skirt and legs. One of her co-hosts actually took a giant congealed blob of the coleslaw from the bottom of the bucket and smushed it in Malika’s face.

They then dumped peach yoghurt all over her. They each took buckets and swung them towards her, sending yoghurt flying through the air and landing all over her. The show then showed spliced highlights of the messing in slow motion over and over again for the whole world to see.

Malika staggered off backstage to go get cleaned up. She was not going to enjoy the teasing she would receiving for this.