Kay Howard/ Melissa Leo

 

Kay Howard/ Melissa Leo

Kay Howard was a character on Homicide played by Melissa Leo. She was meant to be a tough and gritty female cop. She was also quite attractive in her own unique way. She had long, thick, gorgeous, red curly hair and freckles. There was something that was sexy about her in a very individual way. She basically dressed in a sort of manly way a lot of the time. She was very serious, but that was something that would make the idea of her getting messy all the more satisfying.

She was invited to do a parody sketch on a comedy show as the Kay Howard character from the show. Her fellow cast members sort of set her up a little bit too. They thought the idea of her getting covered in mess was completely hilarious. The sketch involved her investigating a crime in an abandoned building. She would get caught and be tied to a chair. Again, this was all done in a very comedic, Batman 1960’s kind of way. She was wearing one of her grey outfits with suit pants. She was seen struggling in the chair. The villain was hiding in the shadows at first so they could not be seen. She shouted,” Who are you? What do you want?” There was then a build-up and finally, the villain came out of the shadows. It was a very silly looking clown. He giggled and said,” I just came to have a laugh and to cover you in mess.” She feigned disgust and anger. “Oh no, anything but that,” she exclaimed.

She squirmed in her seat as he produced bottles of thousand island and ranch salad dressing and began to dance around her with them, teasing her. He laughed wickedly as she struggled. He then began to pour the salad dressings all over her body. He started by pouring some up and down her legs then over her blazer and shirt and then all over her head and face. When he was done with those, he then did the same with bottles of ketchup and mustard. He danced around her as he squeezed the condiments out all over her body. It dripped all over her incredible hair and down her face. She gave a very serious, annoyed look as it dripped down her nose and face. Her trousers and legs were covered in sloppy streaks of the mess. She looked up and rolled her eyes. Mustard and ketchup dripped from her nose and hair.

He then produced a bucket filled with disgusting leftover spaghetti. He smiled evilly and danced around her with it. He then tossed it all over her. It was covered in disgusting sauce. It was sickening looking. It flew all over her. It stuck and intertwined perfectly with her long, curly, red hair. The sauce went all over her short and down onto her legs, all over her pants. She cringed and shuttered in her seat, squirming a bit more.

He then began to dump a bucket of mystery mess over her. It was filled with a greenish, yellow lumpy substance. It looked a bit like a cross between pea soup and slop. It smelled and looked disgusting. There was an audible gasp when the mess was dumped upon the actress. She cringed as the revolting slop was poured all over her. It fell all over her body, sticking to her clothing and her hair. Some of it fell down her face.

There was a shot shown of all of her colleagues laughing and looking very amused. Some of them looked shocked and revolted seeing what she was being covered in.  They then all busted in to “save her”. She just looked at them and shook her head.