Emily and Elizabeth GH hot dogs

 

Emily and Elizabeth GH hot dogs

Emily Quartermaine and Elizabeth Webber were the best of friends. They were at a night club one evening in Port Charles. They had both just broken up with their partners and were looking to unwind and blow off some steam. They had a few cocktails and were having a bit of fun celebrating their new found freedom. They kept saying to each other that they didn’t need men to have a good time or to make them happy. In the club that night, they were having a number of cheeky games pitting guys against the ladies. Whoever won the most games would get free drinks for the rest of the night.

The MC asked for two pairs of friends. Two guys were selected. Elizabeth threw her hand u. “Hey, why not? It is just a bit of fun. We should be living it up.” The two teams came up on the stage. They both gave their names. The MC told them that they would be competing against each other. The game was pretty simple. One team member would stand on one end of the stage where two basketball nets were. The other would stand on the opposite side of the stage. This side had basketballs. The first team member would have to pass the balls behind their back to their partner who would then have to try and shoot the balls into the net. The winners would be the team who made the most baskets. They had 90 seconds. Having had a good amount to drink, the ladies’ equilibrium was a bit off. They kept throwing the balls in all directions. The guys were much steadier. Their passes were much more on target. They also managed to get some rebounds, making several shots. The other men and women in the club cheered them on. The ladies were shouting, laughing and slipping. It was pretty clear who the winners were going to be.

Finally, the buzzer rang. “Ladies, I have to say, that was the most pathetic effort I have ever seen,” the MC said. They shrugged their shoulders and laughed. “Everyone join me at the centre of the stage,” the MC said. “Well, I think it is pretty obvious who are winners are. Ladies, better luck next time. Congratulations to the boys. Now, we have a little surprise for everyone. As our guys are our winners, they have a decision to make. They can take a prize of free concert tickets or if they like, we can take the ladies and turn them into human hot dogs, what do you say?” The ladies screamed and begged for them to take the tickets. The guys, of course chose to mess the ladies.

Two human sized hot dog buns were brought out on stage. The ladies mouths were wide open as they pointed at them. Everyone else cheered and applauded. The ladies were made to sit in the buns side by side. They grimaced and held each other’s hands. It was then time for the guys to get to work.

They began by taking numerous bottles of ketchup and mustard and taking aim at the girls. The ladies closed their eyes and braced themselves. Everyone cheered as the ketchup and mustard began to be squeezed out all over the ladies. Each of the guys had a bottle in each hand as they took aim at the girls. They sprayed ketchup and mustard all over their faces and hair before moving the bottles around over their bodies, allowing the ketchup and mustard to flow everywhere up and down the ladies’ bodies. The two women looked at each other, pointed and laughed. They felt the mess down their back causing them to make a shocked look.

It was now time to add the relish. The guys were handed jars of pickled relish which they began to turn over and dispatch on the women’s heads. Each of the ladies sat with a pile of relish on their heads. Some more of it tumbled down their chests and legs. It was thick and gloppy, but also felt like a thousand little pieces all glopped into one. They would later say,” Well, I never thought that I would end up with relish on top of my head.” As the guys took out two more jars, the audience started to chant, “Relish, relish,” over and over again. The ladies could feel the relish piling on all around them.

The guys then dumped shredded onions on the women. Next to come was the sauerkraut. At first, they did not reveal what it was. They just held the jars up so the audience could see. The audience cheered. The ladies didn’t even realise what was being dumped all over them until they saw and smelled it. The guys also took handfuls of the sauerkraut and plopped them down onto the ladies. They also rubbed it around in their faces. They ladies stuck their tongues out and made disgusted faces. They now had sauerkraut all over them.

The MC then said,” Oh yes, did we forget to mention that these are actually going to be chilli dogs?” Everyone cheered. The ladies looked at each other. “Oh my God Em,” Elizabeth said to her friend. “Uh, chilli?,” Emily responded. The guys were then handed cheap cans of store bought chilli. They happily began to dump the thick slop all over the two women. The chilli spilled out from the cans and smushed all over the ladies. More of it piled on their heads and laps.

“Let’s hear it for the ladies,” the MC said. The two ladies stood up and took a bow before waving to everyone. A few moments later when the two messy and dishevelled ladies started to leave the club, still slathered in mess, the guys tried to chat them up. They ladies just told them no thank you and left.