Sarah Silverman for realsies

 

Sarah Silverman for realsies

Sarah Silverman is a hilarious comedian and an awesome person. Right wingers don’t really like her, mainly because many of them don’t like strong women who think for themselves and have opinions. Sarah could be very, very naughty and had no qualms saying dirty things in her act and on shows. She secretly had the desire to get messy. The thought really turned her on. Sarah had been looking at a messy story site for some time. She had hoped that she would see a story about herself. Finally, there was one.

She felt a tinge of arousal when she saw her name. When she read the story, she became more and more aroused. She decided that she could not resist contacting the person who wrote the story. She contacted him saying,” Hi, it’s me Sarah. I really loved that story you wrote about me. It was so hot.” At first, the author was sceptical as to whether the message was genuine. Much to his surprise, he discovered that it was really Sarah Silverman. They then talked a bit more. Sarah eventually told him that she wished that it could happen for real. The author mentioned that he lived near Los Angeles where Sarah also lived. They realised that they could actually make it happen for real. They decided, why not. They both wanted it to happen, why shouldn’t they do it.

They made arrangements to meet. Sarah went to the store to get everything they would need. She had a blast going around the store finding and purchasing the items, knowing what they would be used for. The whole processed made her more and more aroused. Finally they met up. Sarah had everything ready to go. She slipped into the bathroom for a quick change. When she came out, she was wearing a black bra and black panties. Her hair was in a ponytail. She looked incredible. “I can’t believe that we are doing this for realises,” she said. As much as they wanted to do this, they were both actually quite nervous. Neither one of them had ever done anything like this, for realises as Sarah had put it.

They both got on the bed and sat. They had a bag full of food items to use. “Here we go,” Sarah said. She took the author’s hands in her hands and they took out some chocolate syrup. They opened the cap and turned it upside down. They began to squeeze some out down onto Sarah’s leg, down her knee and calf. She leaned back and closed her eyes. “Oh God,” she moaned in arousal as she felt the chocolate sauce all over her legs. They then put some more onto her stomach and chest and then over her head. The chocolate sauce felt incredible all over her body. She opened her legs and squeezed more out into her crotch. She used her fingers to rub her vagina. She was very, very aroused and getting very wet already.

They then took out some vanilla pudding. They thought that it would be fun to use their hands. It was a pretty large tub of pudding. They dipped their hands in and splattered some onto Sarah’s breasts and onto her head. It dripped everywhere. They then plopped some down into her lap and onto her thighs. She smiled and giggled as she felt the sloppy pudding all over her. It felt incredible. “This is the best,” Sarah said,” This is like the best feeling ever.” She wiggled her body around as both of them rubbed their hands around on her body. She then took her hand and plopped it down on the author’s head, getting some of the pudding on him as well. She laughed and stuck her tongue out.

They then took out some rice pudding. This time they took the whole tub and flipped it upside down above Sarah’s head. Mounds of the pudding fell out and plopped on top of her head and over her body. Some of it rolled down her back. The author took some of it and plopped it against Sarah’s rear end. She turned around and bent over.

They then took a container of cool whip and dumped it onto her back and onto her behind. She wiggled her backside a little as the cool whip smushed on her butt. They then took a jar of strawberry sundae topping and began to dump it out down her backside and over her back and legs. The rest they plopped onto her head. It was very thick and gloppy. They took their hands and gently rubbed it around on her body. She closed her eyes and moaned in pleasure. It was a very sexy feeling.

They then took out some chocolate peanut butter ice cream. They started to drop scoops of it onto Sarah. Sarah then smiled and said,” I have an idea. She then sat on the edge of the bed. She opened her legs and pulled her panties down a little. She then scooped some of the ice cream out onto her vagina. She could feel it all over her pussy lips. “Come on,” she said,” Have a taste of my sundae.” He got down and placed his face between her legs. He stuck his tongue out and began to lick the ice cream, tasting it. The warmth of her vagina and juices caused the ice cream to begin to melt. He licked and sucked more tasting it. As he got closer, he began to lick and suck on the folds of her vagina lips. She moaned and bit her lip as he ate the ice cream and ate out her vagina at the same time. She leaned back and orgasmed wildly. It was a sensation like she had never felt before in her life. The warmth of his tongue and mouth and the cold of the ice cream at the same time on her vagina was an incredible feeling.

Finally they took some chocolate pudding and wildly began to dump it out all over Sarah. She then grabbed the author and pulled him on top of her. They rolled around in the mess, getting it everywhere. They laughed and played happily. It was an experience or pleasure that exceeded all expectations.