Sunday 23 April 2023

State Farm commercial someone still calls his Mom

 

State Farm commercial someone still calls his Mom

There was a State Farm commercial that featured a man and his wife asking questions. The wife made a strong point about the fact that her husband still called his Mom for everything. She was clearly annoyed about this fact. She clearly had issues with her mother in law. As it turned out, the feeling was more than mutual. The mother in law saw the commercial and was not very happy with what she saw. She was never the biggest fan of her daughter in law to begin with. She decided that she would find an opportunity to get her own back on her daughter in law. She loved the idea of getting to embarrass her daughter in law as much as she possibly could.


She invited her son and daughter in law over for dinner. The daughter in law didn’t even want to go. She was really put off to begin with. Little did she know that her mother in law was plotting her revenge.


Everyone was gathered around the dinner table waiting for dinner to be served. The mother in law dropped into the conversation that she had seen the commercial. Her daughter in law looked very uncomfortable. “You saw that hugh?” “Yes I saw it. I must say I was appalled and shocked by what I heard.” “Oh that, I was just joking around. You know for the cameras.” “Oh really, I see. So, you think you are very funny do you? You think it is funny not wanting a son to call his mother.” “I… I …didn’t… I …. meant… that’s not what… I mean I.” She stumbled on her words. The mother in law became more and more angry.


She then said,” Well, since you think that you are just so hilarious, how funny is this then?” She then went behind her, took both hands and lifted a tray of macaroni and cheese up. She pushed it back, moved it sideways and pushed it into her face, spilling the macaroni and cheese all over her. The daughter in law’s eyes widened and her mouth fell open in shock and macaroni and cheese stuck to her head and fell down her face, neck and chest. Her husband looked very uncomfortable. He was in an unenviable position caught between these two.


The mother in law then grabbed a tray of spinach and cabbage and dumped it over her step daughter. She was gasping and sputtering as she then had an entire tray of roast beef in thick brown gravy dumped over her. The gravy stuck all over her face and neck and bits of roast fell into her top and down into her lap. She then was treated to a bowl of mashed carrots and suede that was promptly dispatched over her head.  The daughter in law screamed out her husband’s name, but he was totally frozen.


The daughter in law rolled her eyes and looked extremely angry. “Say something,” she screamed at her husband. He looked around sheepishly and said,”Pass the sweet potatoes.” The mother in law then took a bowl of mashed sweet potatoes and dumped those too over her step daughter, leaving a pile of orange goop on top of her head. She then stood up and stormed out.

1 comment:

  1. Is it possible to do a story on Laura Tobin?

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