Rebekah Vardy, Colleen’s revenge

 

Rebekah Vardy, Colleen’s revenge

There was a massive feud between Collen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy. Two individuals who were only really known for who they were married to. The two hated each other. They fought like cats and dogs. They both wanted to get one over on the other in the worst possible way. The hatred between them was very real. If either one had the opportunity to embarrass or harm the other, they would take it without even thinking about it for a moment. The truth was that these were two quite idol ladies who really had nothing better to do than to have petty arguments with one another over minor disagreements.

Colleen was extremely rich because of her husband. She appreciated this so much that she stayed married to him despite the fact that he opening cheated on her multiple times. She used these funds to pay off some stadium crew members. She found out where Rebekah would be seated during an England match. She then got some of the stadium workers to help her get access to an upper section that happened to look right down upon the seat where Rebekah would be seated. She then paid the concession stand employees to provide her with some of the catering sized bags of condiments that they had in the concession stands at the stadium.

She cleverly waited until the moment when Rebekah was being shown on camera. She was dressed in tight jeans and her husband’s jersey. She was shown on camera cheering. At that moment, Colleen reached for the enormous plastic bag of ketchup that she had been provided with. She began to pour the ketchup down from above all over Mrs. Vardy. Rebekah had no idea what hit her at first. Thick, sloppy ketchup poured all over her from above, splashing all over her, on her shirt, hair and face. She looked up and through the ketchup saw that it was Colleen who was doing the pouring. She screamed at her, “You rotten, no good bitch. I am going to get you for this.” “Oh shut up you cheap slag,” Colleen shouted back.

She then began to dump a bag of sour cream down over her rival. Rebekah was stuck in her seat. She could not get away. She made an easy target for Colleen. She closed her eyes and flapped her arms as she had sour cream dumped all over her.

This was shortly followed by guacamole. Colleen took aim and pushed gigantic lumps of green mush out of the bag, over the banister and all over Mrs. Vardy. The massive globs stuck all over her. She shook her head in absolute disgust and anger. She was enraged. Her face grew redder and redder as she tried to scream profanities.

Colleen then dumped nacho cheese followed by shredded lettuce and cheese. The cheese sauce stuck everywhere. The lettuce and shredded cheese stuck to the sloppy mess that she was already completely covered in.

Colleen looked down and waived. She smiled sarcastically. “The tabloids are going to love this, you cheap little slapper. You dirty, dirty bitch.