Megan Hornby the Apprentice UK 2023

 

Megan Hornby the Apprentice UK 2023

Megan Hornby was one of the contestants on the Apprentice UK 2023. She made it all the way to the final five, but was then eliminated. She had made a bet with her close friend and opponent Marnie on the outcome of the semi-final. They agreed that if one of them were to be eliminated that the other would get to mess them. When Megan was eliminated, Marnie was ecstatic and not just for the obvious reasons. She was going to get to cover Megan in mess. “I guess you are going to get to mess me,” she said in her thick accent, “I have a feeling that wearing white was a bad choice. I think that I am about to get very, very dirty.”

It was all going to happen in the board room. The hot seat was set up just for Megan. She took a deep breath, puffed out her cheeks and sputtered her lips as she awkwardly sat down in the seat of doom. “Oh my Gosh,” she said, looking very sheepish. Marnie smiled and scrunched up her nose. “This is going to be right up there with winning,” she told Megan. Megan looked back at her and said,” Thanks.” Marnie laughed evilly.

She started with brown mustard. She shook up a squeeze bottle of the deli mustard and began to squeeze it onto Megan. It started to pile on top of Megan’s head in lines, coiling over itself. She then squeezed some onto Megan’s cheeks, nose and onto her shoulders. She tried to use the mustard to draw a funny mouth and glasses on Megan’s face as well as a moustache. Megan just crossed her arms and rolled her eyes as the embarrassment was heaped upon her by Marnie. Marnie giggled uncontrollably as she squeezed brown mustard all over Megan.

Marnie then took cans of baked beans and shook them out all over Megan. Megan closed her eyes and held her breath as baked beans came falling all over her. They rolled down her face, down her dark hair and then all over her white suit. He jacket and pants were soon covered in stains from the sloppy bean juice. Bean made their way into her jacket and down her body. Beans stuck all over her.

Next to come for Megan was creamed corn. “Creeeeeeamed corn,” Marnie told her. “You cannot be serious, “Megan replied. Marnie chuckled as she began to dump creamed corn all over her. Megan closed her eyes as the entire top half of her head and face were soon covered in the thick, yellow muck. Creamed corn stuck all over Megan.

Marnie then took two gravy boats and began to dump gravy all over Megan. She artfully, moved them around, leaving gravy all over Megan as she went. She treated Megan as if she were a Sunday roast, slathering her in thick, brown gravy.  “How can you pour gravy on me?,” Megan said in her thick accent. “Oh it looks lovely all over you. I have always wanted to do this,” Marnie laughed. “I am soaked in gravy,” Megan replied. “I am a right dog’s dinner.”

Finally. Marnie took a massive, catering size tray of shepherd’s pie, filled with more gravy, mashed potatoes, mince, carrots, peas and more lifted it over Megan’s head. She had a hard time holding it up as it was very heavy and almost collapsing. She moved it in front of Megan. Megan’s eyes darted in panic. The tray then completely collapsed and the shepherd’s pie fell out all over Megan. It was very thick and instantly clung to whatever it touched, in this case Megan. Globs of it were everywhere. Megan moved her legs in and out and allowed it to all everywhere. Marnie laughed and clapped.

“You were such a great sport Meg,” she teased. “Yeah, this was brilliant,” she said, rolling her eyes and giving two thumbs up sarcastically.