Cardi B Minaj a mess

 Cardi B Minaj a mess

Cardi B had a rivalry with Nicki Minaj. The two did not like one another one bit. They were really similar but were always clashing. The two raunchy rappers both had songs coming out at the same time. The two were jawing back and forth about which one would get to the higher chart position. Things escalated which led to a bet being made. They decided that the person whose song reached the higher chart position would get to cover the other in mess. Leading up the release date, there was a ton of back and forth. Each sent derogatory messages about the other and teased the other about how they were going to trash them.

Finally, the time arrived. Everyone gathered for the release of the chart. Most people were expecting Cardi’s song to get the higher position. However, when the chart was revealed, her song was number two and Nicki’s song, of course was the number one song. Cardi was truly shocked. She did not want to believe it. “No no, this can’t be right,” she said. Nicki celebrated. She was very happy. Nicki wagged her finger. “Get your ass over here,” she demanded.

Cardi rolled her eyes. She sat down and crossed her arms. “OMG, Cardi B is going to get dirt dirty,” Nicki teased. Cardi looked pissed at Nicki. Nicki then directed everyone to come and get their cameras out because she did not want a minute of this to missed. Nicki was then handed a huge pot of New England clam chowder. Nicki looked down, took a sniff and then screwed up her face as if to indicate how bad the chowder actually smelled. She did not hesitate in lifting the pot and tipping it over her mortal enemy’s head. Cardi let out a loud squeal as the chowder began to be dumped upon her. She closed her eyes as the chowder rained over her, pouring down her face, hair and body, leaving a trail of mess as it flowed down. She was soon covered in thick chowder. Clumps of clams, potatoes and carrots stuck all over. Thick yellowish white goo stuck all over Cardi. Nicki danced and celebrated.

Nicki then was handed bottles of chocolate syrup. Cardi looked up and said,” I don’t mind that. I have had that on me before in the bedroom. It’s all good.” Nicki then began to squeeze chocolate sauce all over her bitter rival. She wildly moved the bottles around, dispersing the chocolate sauce all over Cardi. Cardi actually wiggled her shoulders as she felt the chocolate sauce falling all over her. She actually took a handful from her body and licked it. She then stuck her tongue out as Nicki squeezed chocolate syrup out all over Cardi’s voluptuous body. The smooth brown mess looked fantastic all over her body and on her peach coloured outfit.

Speaking of peach, Nicki chose to dump peach yoghurt all over Cardi next. Cardi put her hands out, stuck her tongue out, opened her mouth and looked up as the yoghurt began to drop all over her. It was a lovely peach colour. It was cool, soft and smooth. Nicki enjoyed splattering it all over Cardi. It started to coat her head and drip down her nose. Cardi made a funny face with her tongue sticking out the side of her mouth. Her face was plastered in peach yoghurt.

Finally, Nicki was given a massive container of guacamole. She could not wait to let Cardi have a taste of the thick, green mess. She smiled and laughed. She kept saying the word guacamole in a funny voice. Cardi took a deep breath. Nicki ended up taking her hands and sticking them into the guacamole because of the thickness of it. She then plopped oversized handfuls all over Cardi. On her head, in her face, on her chest. Nicki smeared the green glop around all over Cardi and took great pleasure in doing so. Cardi was soon covered in sloppy green glop.

Nicki pointed at her rival and laughed. “Look at you now. Look at Cardi B,” she taunted. She then leaned over and made funny faces as other snapped photos. The pictures and videos were everywhere in no time.