Johnny Depp revenge of Winona Ryder

 

 

Johnny Depp revenge of Winona Ryder

Gunge your Ex was a concept that was sweeping Hollywood. There was a lot of messy Hollywood breakups involving a lot of really large egos. The concept even spread to more historical couples. The magic of story writing and the internet was that the bounds of time need not apply, only the bounds of one’s imagination. One couple that famously broke up was Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder. Both of them were somewhat turbulent. At any rate, their happiness did not last and their relationship broke down. They were selected to appear on Gunge your ex. Depp was a very private person and could be very aloof at times. It was almost shocking that he would agree to appear on such a show. The reason that he agreed was that he knew that the studio audience and the jury were mostly fawning female fans that would be biased in his favour. He also knew that Winona’s shyness may come off as bitchiness to such a group of women. Women who were most likely jealous of Winona in the first place.

The show was very happy to have these two airing their dirty laundry in public. They were not sure how either would react, but they were confident in the ultimate outcome. When the two were welcomed to the stage, they were sat at opposite sides. They both looked awkward and a bit annoyed with each other. The host welcomed them to the show. The women in the crowd were already chanting for Johnny. Although, he was quiet and private, he was still hoping to get some humiliating revenge on his ex.

“Today on Gunge your Ex, we have Winona Ryder and Johnny Depp. These two were the hottest couple in Hollywood, then it was all over. The media loved the relationship. It failed, today we are here to pass judgement on who was to blame and to let one party get their revenge on their ex in front of the world. That is bound to feel good. Ok, let’s hear Johnnny’s side first,” the host said. “Well, a big factor is that she would believe whatever the media would say about me and what I was doing. Most of the time it was not true. She would never give me the benefit of the doubt and trust me. She drove me into the arms of other women,” he said. The crowd booed her.

“That is bullshit. You cheated on me tons of times. You may not want to admit it, but some of what was being said must have had truth to it. You were always away with other women. You know you cheated.” “I cheated in the end, because you believed that I had cheated even when I hadn’t.” “You manipulate women. I was only a teenager when we met. I was head over heels and stupid. You do the same with every young naïve girl you work with.” “You see, you just get angry and chew me out. You are so uptight. You were never like that before.” “Yeah, because I was naïve and young. Now I know what you get up to. All of you men are like it in Hollywood. You think other actors haven’t tried to pull the same crap on me?”

The host pulled on his collar,”Umm ok. This is getting a little heated. I think that we have heard enough to have our vote. Audience, please use your keypads at your seats to vote for who you think is in the right in this relationship. Then we will get to see the consequences.” Winona rolled her eyes. Some music played while the audience voted. When the music stopped, the voting was closed.

“Ok, it is time to reveal our verdict. It turns out that our impartial jury ruled in favour of, Mr. Depp with 76 percent of the votes.” The audience cheered. Johnny smirked and looked over at his ex. Winona’s eyes widened. She shook her head.

“You know what that means,” the host said, “The jury found in favour of Mr. Depp. That means that he is our winner and that he is going to get the opportunity to “dump” his ex all over again. He is going to get revenge on Winona in front of the entire world.” The audience cheered and laughed. Winona gulped and shrunk back into her chair. She looked mortified. She hid under her hands and tried to pull the seat cushion up over her face. The host told her that hiding would not do her any good.

Johnny stood up and waived to his fans, smiling. He looked down at his slumping ex and chuckled. He was enjoying every minute of this. He soaked up her embarrassment as she hid under her arms in her chair. She peeked up as she heard loud cheers and whistles as he was handed a bucket of what appeared to be New England clam chowder. The women in the crowd began to chant, “Gunge her, gunge her” over and over again. They delighted in her humiliation. She could hear some of them shouting, “Gunge the skinny little bitch”

Johnny held the bucket over her and began to slowly tip it over her. It was a bit cold and runny, so it began to pour all over her like a tidal wave crashing on her body. She raised her leg as it doused her all over. The crowd erupted as the chowder was dumped all over.

She was hoping that it was all over, but they had an even bigger surprise for her. A pillory was wheeled out. When she looked up and saw it, she was mortified. Her eyes widened and her mouth dropped. The host took her over to it and locked her inside. She was now bent over with her neck and wrists locked in the stocks. She looked up only to see the crowd filled with women delighting in her humiliation.

Johnny then began to dumped applesauce all over her prone body. It stuck everywhere. He smeared it on her arms, down her sleeveless blouse and down her trousers, on her bottom and down her legs. He then proceeded to dump a bucket of spaghetti hoops all over her slender, pale body. It dripped all over her, onto the floor below.

He then finished by driving a gigantic peanut butter pie into her face. He rammed another into her backside, which caused her pants to drop. Her face and hair were covered in peanut butter, chocolate and cream. The pie tin and crust stuck in place, sticking between her head and the pillory.

Johnny bowed. He had enjoyed this very much. Winona knew that the tabloids would be having a field day with this one.