Lorelei Linklater Happy Father’s Day!?!

 

Lorelei Linklater Happy Father’s Day!?!

Lorelei Linklater was the daughter of famous director Richard Linklater. She had starred in films as a child right up to adulthood. She turned into a gorgeous woman in her own right. She was a bit awkward but quite funny and dorky in a kind of emo sort of way. She was more like a real person than an actress as well, so she was able to bring a real authenticity to her parts. She and her father would play pranks on each other regularly. They were always looking for fun ways to trick each other.

The two were asked to appear on a very special television special. It was a show that featured celebrity family members. It could be brothers and sisters, parents and adult children, husbands and wives etc. This particular show was a father’s day special. Lorelai was well up for it. They mentioned that there could be a surprise gift for her Dad that they would present him with if she agreed to take part. She agreed wholeheartedly. They did not explain what it would be, but she had now agreed to take part.

Richard and Lorelei were welcomed to the show and were seated. They were both quite smiley and happy to be there. They explained that Richard was a famous director and that Lorelei was his daughter, but also an actress who had worked with her father on several films. “So, you guys spend a lot of time together then?,” the presenter asked. “Yes, he is my Dad and we also have spent a lot of time working together as well,” Lorelei replied. “That sounds fantastic, but I bet she gets on your nerves once in a while, doesn’t she Dad?” “Yes, from time to time. You could say that,” Richard replied, jokingly. “Well, you see, today is our Father’s Day Special and we are celebrating Dads today. Lorelei, we really want to give your Dad a treat don’t we? Something that he has always wanted?,” the host asked. “Well, yes, of course!,” she replied with a smile. “We are so glad that you feel that way,” the host replied knowingly. “Since it is Father’s Day we have come up with a fantastic reward for your Dad. Dad, I wonder, have you ever gotten the urge to slime your daughter?” Lorelei’s mouth dropped. “Oh of course, always.” She joked. “Well, I think that would be a great gift for Father’s Day don’t you?” “Absolutely,” he replied. “What do you think Lorelai, should we do this for your Dad?” Lorelai looked like she was in shock. “Oh…oh….kay,” she reluctantly uttered. Everyone cheered. “This has got to be a dream come true. I bet you have always wanted to do this to your daughter.”

The host led Lorelei over to a stool. She wrapped her arms around her body. She looked very sheepish. She blushed. She was incredibly embarrassed. Her father was handed an enormous bucket of sloppy slime. The crowd oohed and awed when they saw it. Lorelei looked back. “Oh my God!,” she exclaimed, putting her hands over her face and blushing. She had never really expected anything like this to happen. Richard looked down at the bucket and chuckled. “Well, this is a moment that I bet you have been waiting for for a very long time. When you are ready you may dump that mess all over your beautiful daughter.” Lorelei looked back and waved her hands as if to tell him not to do this.

He lifted the bucket in the air. Lorelei scrunched up her face and her body. She closed her eyes as her Dad lifted the bucket over her head and slowly began to tip it, sending the contents slowly oozing out over her dark hair and bangs. The slime was very, very thick. It was pink and green. It oozed over her hair and down her face, dripping from her large nose and cheeks as well as down her lips and cheeks. It poured down her neck and her shoulders and down onto her chest and down her back. More dumped out onto her lap and down onto her legs. She could hear the audience laughed and cheering on her humiliation. The slimy messed stuck all over her clothes and to her body. Her Dad looked over and laughed.

She shook her head and gave two thumbs up facetiously, making an exaggerated fake smile. The host then spoke to her. “Well, Lorelei, do you have anything to say to your Dad after that.” She looked up at him and gave an exaggerated smile. She shrugged her shoulders and then said, “Happy Father’s Day ?!?”