Mariah Carey you deserve it

 

Mariah Carey you deserve it

Mariah Carey may have been one of the most annoying people alive. She seemed to go out of her way to be annoying. She released an incredibly annoying Christmas song that was then replayed constantly every single year around the holiday season. She also was very conceited and thought an awful lot of herself. Her music ranging from decent to elevator music. Still, song after song she released went to number one. It seemed after a while that people weren’t really even listening to the music any more, but blindly buying her songs. She also believed that she was much more attractive than she actually was.

She was asked to appear on a New Year special. She had appeared on these before, often lip synching and/ or forgetting the words to her own songs. This time though she was on with a really irreverent host. She was brought out in her shorts. She was dressed in an outfit that really was not meant for someone of her age.

The host began to interview her. “What would you say your legacy in music would be?,” he asked. She did not realise that he was actually making fun of her. “Well, I think I am one of the greatest artists of all time.” “Really? Well, you are about the only one who thinks that. Actually, your music is annoying and middle of the road record company junk that only exists to make money from yuppies. Plus you have that awful Christmas song that everybody can’t stand that is played 10 thousand times as day every year. Who else feels that way?” Everyone there cheered. “Who thinks we should get revenge!” They all cheered even louder. “Mariah Carey you truly, truly deserve this.”

With that someone came from behind and dumped an enormous bucket of blue slime all over Mariah. She screamed and made a puckered face. It poured over her head and body. The host then slammed a banana cream pie right into her face. It landed with a thud. He pushed it around in her face exclaiming,” I have always wanted to do that. All I want for Christmas?”

Another person then tossed a bucket of spaghetti hoops all over the haughty singer. She started to shout and to threaten everyone like a spoiled brat. “I am going to sue everyone here!,” she shouted as another pie was slammed into her behind.

She was then lead to gunge tank and placed inside. She slammed her hands on the door. She pushed her face against it. Someone then pulled the lever and sloppy pink gak fell all over her. She slipped and slid around comically. Everyone cheered and laughed. It was very amusing to see this self-absorbed witch get what was coming to her. She was well known for talking down to people and thinking that she was above everyone else, so lots of people were thrilled to see this happen. It could not have happened to a more deserving person was the sentiment.