Winona Ryder, Christina Ricci Cher’s payback

 Winona Ryder, Christina Ricci Cher’s payback

Cher starred in the movie Mermaids in 1990. In that film, she played the mother of both Christina Ricci and Winona Ryder. During the time of the shoot, they became quite close with her. They stayed in touch throughout the years. The time had come when it was the anniversary of the release of the film. It had been 31 years since the film was released. On the set, the girls were always playing practical jokes on Cher. She decided that she would play a prank of her own on them. She devised a way to totally embarrass her on screen daughters. It was a secret fantasy that a lot of mothers had, getting their own back on and embarrassing their daughters. She wanted to embarrass them publicly in the worst way.

The two ladies were invited to attend a taping of a talk show. They were told that it would be a celebration of the anniversary of the film and that there would be surprises in store. What they weren’t told was that they could be on the receiving end of complete and total public humiliation.

The two ladies arrived at the studio, but they all looked as they did at different times. Winona looked as she did in the mid-nineties. Christina looked as she did in the early two thousands. They both looked at their peak of attractiveness. Cher looked as if she had not aged a day since 1990.

When they were welcomed to the show, they discussed different aspects of the film and the shoot as well as the fantastic relationship that they shared with their on screen mother. It was also mentioned that they loved to play jokes on her. They sheepishly apologised. “Well, Cher, I don’t know if that is going to cut it,” the host said. “I mean, it seems that you have put up with a lot from these two over the years. Just like real life daughters.” “Absolutely,” she replied. The two ladies were still smiling. “Well, I think that you should be given the opportunity to get these two back. What do you think?,” he asked. “That would be fantastic,” she replied with a knowing smile. “How would like to dump some disgusting leftovers all over your two on screen daughters here?” Winona and Christina looked at each other in shock. Their mouths dropping in disbelief. They then looked at Cher who gave them an evil smile. “Oh absolutely, that sounds fabulous,” She replied. “Have you always wanted to do this?,” he asked. “Of course, this is every mother’s dream, and these two so deserve it.” The two looked at one another in disbelief.

“Come on ladies please come and join us over here. I think that your on screen Mom deserves the chance to get some payback on the two of you and boy is it going to be something.” The two ladies followed, not knowing quite what to say. Cher giggled knowingly at them. “Oh this is going to be so much fun. This is going to be every mother’s dream come true. Who would not want to get to embarrass their daughters?” They were lead over to a small seat. It was small enough that they had to scrunch together in order to fit. They wrapped their arms around one another. They were all but sitting on one another’s lap. They whispered to one another, “This is so embarrassing.” They blushed not really knowing what was about to come their way.

“Ok girls, I think it’s time that your on screen Mom gets the payback that she so rightfully deserves.” The audience cheered loudly for this. Cher cheered. They looked at her as she laughed, teasing them. Then the music. At this time, the song from the end of the movie began to play. The song went,” If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife.” It was very bouncy and wild. It was a comedic song. They had danced to the song together at the end of the film. It fit the mood of the moment perfectly.

Cher began to dance, mimicking the dance moves they had done in the film as she began to be handed containers of mess to use upon the two ladies. “Sorry, girls,” she shouted. She then began to spray the two ladies with chocolate syrup. It sprayed all over Winona’s face as well as all over her red pants. It went all over Christina’s blue sweatshirt and all over her bare shoulder as well as across her face. The two ladies embraced as best they could as Cher danced around, spraying them with chocolate syrup all over their bodies.

She then dumped rancid cherry yoghurt over their heads. She took two containers of the yoghurt and placed one over each of her on screen daughter’s heads. Yoghurt fell onto them, coating their dark hair and falling down their faces. She then danced around and flung Greek yoghurt all over their bodies. It splattered all over their trousers and tops. They tried to cuddle together to avoid some of the splatter, but it was everywhere, all over them both.

Cher then began to sing along a bit but with new lyrics. “If you want to happy until your dead, pour potato salad on Winona’s head.” She then dumped potato salad over Winona’s head. Winona closed her eyes and stuck her hands out. She laughed as a barrage of potato salad was dumped over her head. Cher then sang,” If you want to feel real good, pour baked beans on Christina too.” Christina’s eyes widened as Cher then dumped baked beans all over her. The two women embraced and laughed, covered in mess. Cher then sang, “I don’t think we will need to vote. I think I’m going to pie them both.” She then took two pies. Dancing around and teasing, she then jammed the pies into the ladies faces.

“If you want to get revenge for all the mothers,” Cher sang,” Pour tartar sauce right on your daughters.” She then dumped a gigantic container of sloppy tartar sauce over the two ladies. It went all over them. They flew a bit forward as some of it poured down their backs, down their necks and down their shirts. Cher then made sure to splatter some all over their fronts as well.

Cher then took out massive trays of leftover lasagne. They were gigantic, catering sized trays. The lasagne was out of date and smelled nasty though. Cher then sand. “Now it’s time for what we have last. Let’s pour lasagne on their ass.” She dumped one tray over their heads. The tray stuck in place, all bent and twisted on their heads. She then smushed another tray into their fronts, covering them in sauce, meat, cheese and noodles. She then took another tray and pushed some into the backs of their shirts and down the backs of their trousers. The three disposable pans stuck to them. When they finally fell off, it was revealed that the two ladies were covered from head to toe in sloppy lasagne. 

The two ladies, though famous actresses were actually very shy in real life. They were mortified. Cher danced around some more as she laughed and teased her on screen daughters. She shrugged her shoulders. “Happy anniversary girls,” she said. All they could do was laugh and push some of the mess away. It was a very sweet day for Cher.