Lindsey Sloane motor mouth

 

Lindsey Sloane motor mouth

Lindsay Sloane appeared on numerous shows. She played Alice in a few episodes of the Wonder Years. She was also in numerous sitcoms and films of the late 90’s and early 00’s. She had a high pitched voice that was meant to be annoying, but was actually strangely sexy in a way.

She was picked to star in an episode of another sitcom. Her role was as a date of one of the main character’s friends. The joke was meant to be that everyone wondered why he was dating her because everyone else thought she was very annoying and was a huge nag as well. Lindsay was great at the role. She tried to be as annoying and bitchy as she could. There were scenes where she criticised other women’s clothing, nearly got into a fight with her love interests’ friends and yelled at a bully almost prompting her love interest to get beaten up. He had to flee.

She would constantly get mad at him for not sticking up for her, spending too much time with his friends etc. She would criticise what he wore and ate at every turn in her most annoying voice. It all came to a head when everyone was at a diner eating. Her love interest’s friend made a joke that she did not like so she screamed at him. He just shook his head and walked away. She then flew into a tirade and her date saying that he should no longer be friends with that guy anymore. She then shouted at him calling him names. She said that he had to make a choice between her and his friends.

He looked down at the table and then up at her. “Well then, I guess I have no choice then.” She turned slightly and said “Thank you.” He tapped her on her shoulder. When she turned around, he grabbed a strawberry milkshake off of the table and poured it over her head. Her mouth fell open and she screamed. Everyone in the diner turned and laughed. He then took a plate of French fries that was covered in ketchup and dumped it over her head, leaving the red plastic basket that it was contained in on top of her head.

As she gasped, he shoved some messy hot dogs into her sweater and dumped a basket of nachos over her chest. He then tossed a chocolate milkshake at her. Finally, he took a huge banana split and turned it over onto the top of her head. The fry basket had now fallen off. He smushed the entire thing down on her head, on top of the fries that still stuck to her face and hair. He then smushed one of the bananas in her mouth.

He did not say a word. He shrugged his shoulders and told her that she should really shut up more as he walked out, leaving her dripping in banana split, much to her horror.