Amy Adams not amused

 

Amy Adams not amused

Amy Adams always looked like she was annoyed about something. She was always frowning and looking very serious. She looked quite a lot like Pam from the office. She was also quite stuck up. Because of her demeanour, the thought of her getting covered in mess seemed particularly hilarious, especially to those who had to work with her. She would not take that sort of thing well at all. She was full of herself and was seen as highly strung and difficult. She was making a film and was seen as a pain by everyone involved. The director and the cast decided to set her up. They knew that she would be angry and extremely embarrassed. This would be hilarious for everyone else.

Amy was doing a scene. She had her usual serious expression on her face as she acted. Everyone else knew what was about to happen. Everything was prepared and ready. Just as the scene was supposed to end, Amy heard a noise from above her. As she looked up, something began to fall from the studio ceiling. It came slowly at first and then began to build up speed. In that split second, she realised that she was about to be covered in a mountain of soggy leftover spaghetti. Everyone erupted in laughter when the spaghetti fell onto her and flew in all directions.  Her head was covered. Her face was splattered in it. She squealed and flung her head, splattering spaghetti in all directions. She frowned with a grimace. It smelled revolting. She blushed and stewed in anger. Spaghetti dripped down her face.

The spaghetti was then followed by egg salad. It was positively rancid. The odour was repulsive. She would smell like rotten eggs for weeks afterwards. She could feel it all over her body. It managed to get inside of her clothing. She could feel it inside her shirt, pants and even her underwear. It was soaking in disgusting fluids that were now all over Amy Adams. Humiliation was not the word for what she felt.

The egg salad was then joined by coleslaw. A mountain of it rain down upon her, piling on her head, shoulders and chest. The disgusting slime of it ran down her shoulders and down her clothes. She glared at everyone. She was not amused. She did her best not to scream. Everyone else thought that this moment was priceless. She absolutely stunk.

She was hoping this was the last of it, but what was to come last may have been the worst of all. Down upon Amy Adams rained dog food. She looked down in disgust as dog food poured onto her. The crew were a gasp as they witnessed this. Everyone agreed that she was a total bitch and deserved every bit of what she was getting. To see her covered in dog food was something that everyone watching enjoyed immensely.

She could not bring herself to say anything. She just marched off the set to her dressing room. She wanted to complain, but she did not want to tell anyone what had transpired.