Hyundai Gas Card Commercial
There was a commercial for a car that was very good on gas. In the commercial, there was a young woman who was given a gas card for her birthday by her parents. She did not use it, because her car was so good on gas. She ended up giving the gas card back to her father as a birthday gift. Her boyfriend wanted to say something, but she stopped him.
Sometime after that, her father discovered that she had
given the gift card back to him as a gift. That was not a very nice thing to
do. He and her mother decided to get their own back on their daughter. She
really deserved it for what she had done. Her father was going to get a much
better present than a gas card. He was going to get to mess his daughter.
He contacted a television show where people could nominate
their friends and family whom they felt deserved a messing for things that they
had done. He called them and explained what she had done. They stated that this
was perfect for the show. She was asked to attend the show with her parents,
not knowing that they would be appearing or what would be happening when they
did.
She was very shocked when she and her parents along with her boyfriend were called up to the stage. They all joined the host on the stage. They were introduced. “Now we discovered that someone on this stage did something very naughty,” the host explained. Everyone looked very surprised. “It has to do with a birthday that recently happened.” The young woman still pretended to not know what was being discussed, but she knew what they were talking about now. She just hoped that it was not what she suspected. She could not hide her blushing. She looked very embarrassed already. “Well, we have discovered that someone here did not like the birthday present that they were given and gave it back, passing it off as new present.” Everyone looked at the young lady. The host pointed. “Does the gas card ring any bells?,” he asked. She pointed at herself as to say,” Who me?” “Ok, ok, I am really sorry. The car I have almost never needs gas. I thought he would appreciate it, so I gave it back.” The audience booed her and put their thumbs down.
“Well, that sound really naughty. Don’t you think so
audience?” She waived her hands but they agreed. “Who thinks that Dad deserves
some revenge?” Everyone cheered as she waived her hands, shook her head and
laughed. “We will give Dad the choice. Dad, you can have another gas card or…
You can slop your daughter.” She looked at him and pleaded, giving puppy dog
eyes. This was to no avail, of course. “Let’s slop her,” he shouted. Everyone
cheered. They all agreed that she deserved it very much.
She was lead over to a messy device similar to what they used on splatterjack. She was sat on a seat and then strapped in. Her father took his place at the pump as her mother and her boyfriend looked on excitedly. She was wearing a black dress. She had dressed up specifically for the show. Now everyone she knew would be watching this on television. She was blushing and giggling in embarrassment.
“Dad, I think that we can all agree that she really, really
deserves this. When you are ready, pump your daughter up.” He smiled as her
mother and boyfriend cheered and counted along. He began to pump the crank. His
daughter began to rise higher and higher. She covered her face in her hands as
she rose higher and higher. She came closer and closer to the sloppy balloon that
lingered above her. She closed her eyes as she approached.
Everyone cheered as she went up. The pin burst the balloon sending
cream coloured gunge all over her. It poured down the middle of her afro and
down her cheeks and dimples. It poured down the front of her face and then all
over her legs. Her family were delighted to watch this happen to her. They
laughed and cheered. She laughed and shook her head.
“Anything to say for yourself?,” the host asked. “I’m sorry,”
she said sheepishly.
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