Lita’s bad break up

 

Lita’s bad break up

Lita had a very bad break up with Matt Hardy. She ended up sleeping with Edge, who was a friend of his. Though all of this may not have been her fault entirely, the perception was that she was a bit of a two timing slut and was to blame for the whole thing. The result of the whole thing ended up being a very public feud in which all three were involved. Somehow, Matt was booked to lose the feud as well, which made sense only to the bookers. The people in charge were not very nice people and seemed to like it when the villain triumphed. No one was happy about this. Everyone wanted to see Matt get revenge on Lita for what she had done. There were very few who didn’t think that she deserved it. The company definitely did her and everyone else involved a disservice using their personal relationships for an angle the way they did. Really, it was them who made her look as bad as she did by making it looked like she had turned on her boyfriend for no reason to sleep with someone else. In reality, of course, the situation was much more complex than that, but they sometimes painted things in the broadest possible way.

At any rate, the fact that Lita did what she had done and had gotten away with it completely was not fair at all. This needed to be corrected somehow. A new booker came in and changed everything in the company at this time. His first order of business was fixing mistakes and righting wrongs from the previous regime. He decided that Lita was going to have to face the consequences for her actions. Her character deserved it even if she as a person may not have. She was a bit annoyed at this to say the least, but it was part of the business. For stories to make sense, if a heel did terrible things to a face, they would pay the price eventually. The previous regime did not do this though. They seemed to have a morbid fascination with embarrassing the faces, even though they were the good guys. They did things that were decidedly mean spirited often as well. Lita herself had been involved in multiple angles that were cruel and in terrible taste. Usually, she was the victim.

The set up was that Matt was in the ring. He was talking about the feud. He said that it had been really difficult for him and that he knew that it must have been very difficult for everyone else involved as well. He said that he now just wanted to move on with his life. He called Lita down to the ring. He said that he wanted to make amends and wanted to apologize. She came out, but was reluctant to join him in the ring. He reminded her that he had never harmed her in any way and that he knew that her new boyfriend would be out in a second to beat him up if he tried anything funny. She shrugged her shoulders and came down to the ring. She was wearing her typical beige/ army green cargo pants with t-back and black bra combination. Her sexy abs showing.

“Thank you for joining me. I know that there is a lot of water under the bridge. A lot of things were said and done that I am sure we all regret. I thought, you know what, he had a lot of good times and I don’t want things to end the way that they are. So, I got you a little present. A way of making up. I am so happy for you that you have moved on. This is just a little token of my gratitude.” He pulled out a cake box. It was a very large one. Lita pretended that she had fallen for it, acting like she was choked up.

She then turned to the crowd and snickered. Matt turned around to open the box. Lita then attempted to punch him in between his legs. He knew it was coming though and moved out of the way. In that movement, he also produced a massive banana cream pie from the cake box. He slammed it in Lita’s face, smushing pie all over her face, on her red hair and down her chest and stomach. She was covered in yellow pie filling and whipped cream along with the crumbling crust of the pie. She screamed wildly, throwing her hands up in anger.

Matt then pointed up and slid out of the ring. When she looked up, tons of what the WWE usually described as manure began to dump down all over her. It was dirty and smelly. It poured all over her. It covered her face and her cargo pants. Her stomach, chest and back were soaked in brown, sloppy, smelly mess. It glistened all over her. Matt held his nose and waived his hand to indicate that it smelled bad. Edge ran out, but then when he saw what became of Lita, he stopped in his tracks and backed away to the locker room. Lita was livid with the both of them. She pouted and screamed, calling them both bastards. The audience cheered and laughed as they took pictures of Lita, sat in the ring covered in mess. Matt had finally gotten the last laugh.