Canadian soccer team revenge
The Canadian women’s soccer team won the gold medals in the Olympics. They defeated the United States and Sweden to win the championship. They were very happy to win the gold. It was a bit of an upset when they won. They also received another perk when they won the gold medals. They had made a little bet with the other teams that they played in the tournament. Because they won the tournament, they then got the privilege of getting to dump the most disgusting of sloppy messy food on the other teams. The organisers gathered together the leftovers and discarded food from Olympic catering.
The Swedish and American teams were gathered together.
Chairs were set up next to one another. The entirety of both teams were placed
on the chairs, side by side. They looked very worried and anxious. They did not
love the idea of getting covered in mess by the team that had defeated them on
the pitch. The Canadian team were going to have huge bragging rights forever
because of this. This was really going to add insult to injury. It could not
really get more embarrassing than what was about to happen. Both teams were
dressed in their uniforms. Their uniforms were about to get completely covered
in revolting mess. The players looked around at their teammates nervously. They
spoke to one another saying that they could not believe that this was really
happening.
The Canadian team emerged carrying buckets. They were
laughing and gloating together. They pointed and laughed at the other two
teams, teasing them about what they were about to do. This was something that
they were going to relish doing. The two losing teams were about to get completely
trashed.
The Canadian team took their places behind the members of the Swedish and American teams. They laughed and gloated. The players could hear them discussing how much they were going to enjoy trashing their opponents. The players were frozen in their seats. They closed their eyes and took one another’s hands, clenching them. They braced themselves for the messing that was about to come their way. There were also more containers and buckets of food placed all around to be used on the losing teams as well.
The signal was given and the Canadians began to spray the
losing teams with ketchup and mustard. The ketchup was mainly for the Swedes
because of their yellow jerseys and the mustard was for the Americans, as they
had red jerseys. The Canadians took aim and wildly sprayed the ketchup and
mustard all over the heads of the losing players. They directed it all over the
tops of their heads and down their faces. Globs of red and yellow dripped from
the players’ faces down their shirts and onto their shorts and legs. They could
do no more than lower their heads in shame.
The Canadians then began to pour buckets of rice pudding over the losers. They were large buckets. The players moved them around, liberally dumping the rice pudding between and over multiple players. It landed all over their heads and on their uniforms and legs. Soon, there were giant steams of gloppy rice pudding all over the players.
They then took out large bottles of relish and began to
unload them all over the players. The relish was lumpy, thick and green. It looked
absolutely revolting. The players turned up their noses and stuck out their
tongues in disgust as the green glop was dumped over them. It was followed by
containers of chilli complete with beans. The chilli was poured over both
teams. The greasy, sloppy mess, staining their uniforms. Blobs of chilli
sticking all over their athletic bodies. To make things worse, they were then
drenched with sour cream and nacho cheese sauce. The Canadians joked that they
went together so well. The players were covered in the thick smooth sauces all
over their bodies.
They then dumped rotten egg salad all over the women. This
was sloppy and smelly. The women gagged and stuck their tongues out in absolute
disgust.
Then as a special Canadian treat, the players took out
bottles of maple syrup and squeezed the sticky mess out all over the losing
teams. It saturated their jerseys and shorts. They then finished them off with bags
of stale popcorn and chips. This stuck all over their bodies.
They then pulled a cord that was unseen before. With that a
giant vat of cream tipped over and dumped all over all of the players,
showering them in thick cream. They looked around at one another and laughed.
The Canadian team celebrated another victory almost as big as their gold medal
win.
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