Fast Slimes at Ridgemont High

 

Fast Slimes at Ridgemont High

Jennifer Jason Leigh and Phoebe Cates were the two female leads in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. This was very strange because the film was directed by a woman, yet both of these ladies were at least partially naked in the film. It must have been hugely embarrassing. A lot of it was in fantasy sequences of the guys that fancied them, but it was still very odd.

There was also a deleted scene from the movie. The scene was a gameshow that happened at the school in the auditorium on stage. It was a contest between the guys and the girls. The whole school was watching. Everyone cheered for their side. It was also announced that the winning team would get to mess the losing team. The ladies looked at each other nervously. They knew that they had to win. There were a mixture of silly games. Five games were played. After four games, the score was tied at two a piece. It would all come down to the final game.

This game was an especially silly one it was a wheel barrel race where the person on the ground would have to pick up a rubber ball with their teeth and then carry it to the other side of the stage and drop it into a container. They had sixty seconds. At first, the game was really close. Both teams were having difficulties. Finally each team was able to get two in a piece. There was only fifteen seconds left on the clock. Each team member grabbed a ball. Everyone then started counting down from ten. The guys raced ahead and the ladies slipped and fell over dropping the ball. As the last two seconds wound down, the guys were able to drop a ball in the container, securing a win. All of the guys cheered. The ladies shook their heads. They had lost fair and square.

“Come over here girls,” the principal told them. Dejected, they slowly and reluctantly walked over. They were made to climb into a bathtub together. They kept shaking their heads and begging the guys not to go through with this. “Please, we will do anything,” they begged. The guys in the crowd whistled. “Well not, anything.”

The two ladies wrapped their arms around each other and lowered their heads, trying to scrunch together as much as they possibly could. Trash cans filled with cafeteria food waste were then brought out and handed to the guys. The audience cheered when they saw the containers of disgusting, discarded, half rotten food that was about to be dumped all over the two ladies.

The guys smiled as they raised the cans over the ladies. They then began to tip out the cafeteria mess all over the two girls that they had crushes on. The two squealed as the foul smelling sloppy mess fell onto them. Globs of various messy , sloppy food fell out onto them. There was every manner of food intertwined that you could imagine. Vegetables, pasta, applesauce, macaroni and cheese, beans, gravy and all other manner of mess. It was basically the left overs from the previous two week’s school lunches.

The guys had fun dispersing the mess all over the ladies’ bodies. The revolting mess stuck all over them as they did the best that they could to huddle together. It was very difficult to avoid the onslaught of slop that now covered them.

The guys high-fived. When the ladies stood up, they tried to brush some of the mess from their hair. They did not know what was more humiliating, being completely naked on the big screen for the entire world to see or this.