Monday, 5 January 2026

Emma Mackey Ella McCay

 

Emma Mackey Ella McCay

Emma Mackey appeared in the film Ella McCay. Jamie Lee Curtis played her mother in the film. There was a scene where the two were challenged to play a game. The game was a quiz to see how well they knew each other. They asked the mother questions. The daughter would have to answer how her mother would have answered. If she was right about the majority of the questions, she would win. If she didn’t, she would lose and her mother would get the chance to cover her in mess.


There was five questions. After four questions, she had gotten two correct and two incorrect. It would all come down to the final question. She was very unsure about the answer. She knew that she was in trouble. “Your answer was…incorrect.” “Noooo!,” she shouted. She blushed bright red and her mouth fell wide open. Her screen mother laughed and celebrated.


She was asked to take a seat. She reached down and removed her shoes. She sat down and crossed her legs, reluctantly. Her screen mother danced and celebrated. She was given a lasagne. “Time to serve up some lasagne to your lovely daughter.” “No, please don’t do this to me,” she begged. “I can not wait,” Jamie Lee said. The lasagne was deep and thick. It was layer upon layer of sauce, cheese, noodles and meat.


Emma shook her head. She scrunched up her face and giggled to herself. It was now time for the lasagne. Her screen mom lifted the tray in the air and began to tip it over her head. The lasagne made a disgusting plopping noise as it began to exit the tray. Emma screamed as the mess began to pour over her head. The mess began to roll down over her. It rolled down over her. It fell down over her mousey hair and over her face. More poured down her body, over her shirt, onto her skirt and all over her legs.


Jamie Lee began to push the lasagne down harder. She bent the tray. The bits stuck to the bottom of the pan was smeared over her head. She was covered in sauce, cheese and noodles. Meat rolled down her body. She was soaked in mess. She put her hands out and pushed some of the larger chunks away.

Caitlin Clark fake mess

 Caitlin Clark fake mess



Monday, 22 December 2025

Julia Louis- Dreyfus loses a bet

 

Julia Louis- Dreyfus loses a bet

Julia Louis- Dreyfus starred in various comedic roles. She was always up for a laugh. She was used to being in silly situations. She was set up for a bet by her co-stars. She agreed that if she lost, she would be sent to a gunge tank. She was sure that she would not lose, but she may have been a bit over-confident. The bet was on the Emmy awards. If she won best actress she would escape the gunge. She thought that she would definitely be the winner.


When the award was announced, she discovered that she was not the winner. She looked doubly embarrassed. She knew what the loss would mean. She was not looking forward to it. No one really said anything at the time.

Everything was set up on set the next day of taping. When she arrived on set, she was greeted by a big gunge tank. She turned around and the entire cast and crew were there behind her. They were cheering and laughing. She smiled an embarrassed smile.


She was lead into the tank. She reluctantly entered, sat down and crossed her legs. She took a deep breath. She pushed her chin against her neck. She shook her head, trying to hold her head down. The cast and crew then counted down. “Three…two…one.”


The release lever was pulled down. She screamed as pink gunge poured down upon her from above. It poured down over her head, all over her dark hair and then over her face. Everyone cheered and laughed. She began to laugh hysterically as the gunge continued to pour down all around her. It began to pour down her neck and over her shoulders and then down her body. More poured all over her legs. She was soon covered in gungy mess.


Finally the gunge came to a stop. Everyone gave her a round of applause. She climbed out of the tank, dripping in gunge. She laughed and shook her arms. “You are all fired,” she joked.

Bianca Belair fake messes 3, 4,5

 Bianca Belair fake messes 3, 4,5





Monday, 8 December 2025

Wicked for mess

 

Wicked for mess

Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande played the witches in Wicked and Wicked for good. They were friends and rivals. There was a scene where they had a bit of a fight. It was sort of playful and funny. There was an alternate version of this scene. In it there was one big difference. That was pies. In this scene there happened to be dozens of pies just sitting around.


Glinda was the first to pick one up. She said, “Don’t make me do this. Don’t come any closer.” “Oh you wouldn’t”, Elphaba replied. Glinda gave an evil smirk. She reached back and threw the pie at Ephaba. It was quite funny, because, Glinda wore a huge bubble dress. It was very hard for her to throw anything. The pie did hit Elphaba, but only feebly. Her mouth fell open and then she gave a wicked grin.


She then picked up a pie. “Oh no, please, you can’t. I am the good witch,” she said. Elphaba did not stop. She took the pie and threw it at her friend. The pie hit Glinda in the face directly. “Eww, ooh,” she muttered as she nearly fell over. “Why you, you witch.” She grabbed another pie and this time threw it harder. This time the pie nailed Elphaba in her face. Her face was covered in green and pink pie filling as that was the colours of the pies. The pies were quite fluffy.


They then each ran to grab more pies. They began throwing them and trying to hide to avoid the pies. There were hundreds of pies around. They kept throwing the pies at each other to varying effectiveness. The sheer volume of pies meant that they were soon both covered in pie. They shouted at each other. “I’ll get you.” “Not if I get you first.”


They then ran over too two giant flowers. There was a green one and a pink one. Elphaba stood under the pink, Glinda stood under the green. There both had green leaves that leaned over. They both looked at each other and then pulled on the leaves at the same time. With that, pink and green gunge fell down from above all over both of them. They were not wearing their hats or crowns. The gunge soon covered them. “You poo head,” Glinda said. Elphaba just laughed.

Claire Daines fake mess 5

 Claire Daines fake mess 5



Monday, 24 November 2025

Stephanie Vaquer short story

 

Stephanie Vaquer short story

Stephanie Vaquer was feuding with Nikki Bella. Nikki had attacked her from behind. She wanted to humiliate Vaquer for some reason. Stephanie was giving an interview. She was wearing a tight fitting, all black outfit. She was talking about the feud with Nikki Bella. She claimed that Nikki was just jealous because she was the champion now. There was a lot of truth in that.


As she was talking, Nikki attacked her from behind once again. She hit her from behind and threw her on the ground. She then took out a bucket filled with slop. She mouthed off as she picked up the bucket. She then began to pour the slop all over Stephanie. She took her time, dumping the slop all over her body. She poured the mess all over her.


The crowd was stunned. Nikki stood over her fallen opponent. She cackled as she looked down at her slop covered competitor. She then took out a number of pies. She started throwing the pies down onto her body. She threw the pies down as hard as she could.


Stephanie struggled to her feet. Nikki laid out a large sheet cake on the floor. She then ddt’ed Stephanie into the cake. She landed face first with a thud into the cake. Nikki held her arms up in the air.

She then took out a second bucket. This one was filed with lasagne. Nikki lifted the bucket up and then poured the mess all over Stephanie.  The lasagne was all mixed up. There was sauce, cheese, meat and ricotta. Nikki laughed as she covered her rival in the mess.