Sunday, 20 May 2018
***WARNING*** this story contains nudity and sexual situations. It has explicit content.
Zazie Beetz sloppool
Zazie Beetz played a major role as Domino in Deadpool 2. She was incredibly hot. She looked amazing in her tightfitting black outfit. It extenuated her lovely bosoms. She had a frizzy afro and smooth sexy caramel coloured skin. She was superhot and super sexy as a super hero. She looked really athletic and sexual in her outfit.
In the sequel, there was going to be a scene where Zazie’s character was going to get comically covered in mess. She was sat on a chair and strapped down with her hands tied behind her back by a villain. She was tied in and struggling to try and escape. She was sweating and doing her best to escape, but she was stuck. The villain, luckily, did not want to harm her, but to embarrass her. He instead unzipped the front of her costume and tore it open, exposing her naked body. Her jiggly breasts popping out and her hairy vagina exposed. Her body parts hung out. They were near perfect in shape and size.
The twist was that the whole thing was a fantasy that she was having. She was imagining this being done to her by a guy that she was attracted to. She was touching herself as she imagined this. Her vagina dripping wet. Her pubic hair getting sticky as she imagined herself being tied and exposed by this person. She was highly aroused.
She then imagined him taking a chocolate cream pie and driving it into her face. Slopping it around on her face and hair and then down her chest. The graham cracker crust crumbling as it tumbled down her chest. She could almost feel the sloppy , creamy pie filling all over her face and breasts. That made her moan in absolute ecstasy at the very thought.
She then imagined a second pie being thrust squarely into her hairy bush, covering her pussy lips and pubic hair in masses of creamy pie. She aggressively fingered herself as she thought of the sensation of how it would feel to have a pie pushed against it. She then imagined reaching down and licking a finger full of it off.
She then imagined a vat of banana custard being dumped all over her. Over her thick frizzy hair down her face and straight down onto her body. It would coat her all over. She could imagine it over her breasts and between her legs.
She then imagined macaroni and cheese being dumped over her head. She imagined it all over her thick, frizzy hair and plopping down her body. Her thoughts became naughtier as they went on. She next imagined disgusting, stinky, store bought pasta salad being dumped upon her. As she imagined this happening to her, the pasta salad falling all over her, she began to wildly orgasm. Her body spasmed wildly as she squirted everywhere, both in the fantasy and in reality. She wiggled her hips as she let our loud guttural gasps of pleasure.
She was extremely embarrassed about how turned on this made her. She would never admit it to anyone and did not want anyone to ever find out. The joke was that everyone was in the next room and heard most of what went on.
Sunday, 13 May 2018
Gwen Stefani the Gunge
Gwen Stefani wore a pair of repulsive black and white polka dot culottes with bright red suspenders, with a leopard print shirt. Her outfit was truly hideous. She looked like an explosion at a laundromat. She also wore really loud makeup as well. She liked to dress this way often, as outlandish as she may appear to others. Dressing this way was kind of showing off a little bit for sure. She was doing a show that was a take-off on the concept of the Voice. She was sat in the Voice chair as normal and was listening to acts. It was the same thing as usual. She would press a button when she liked an act and the chair would spin around. On this occasion, however, that would not be the only thing that would happen. This time, when the chair began to spin, messy gunge would be released from above, all over her. Everyone else knew this fact except for Miss Stefani. It would make for some delicious anticipation of what was about to occur.
No one knew when she would press her buzzer so the anticipation grew steadily throughout the show. Several acts came on. They were marginal. They were ok but nothing very special. Gwen did not press her buzzer, but came very close to a couple times. As dramatic as the show was normally, this made things even more so. There was also a chance that she would not press her buzzer at all. This was something that no one wanted to happen.
They then put an act on who was very good. Gwen still did not push her buzzer straight away either. The tension built even more. Everyone could see that she was strongly considering pushing the button. She waited until almost the last possible moment.
Finally, she pushed the buzzer and her chair spun around. In that instant, almost immediately, a wave of sloppy green and brown gunge plummeted down upon her. Her mouth fell open and everyone erupted in laughter as the gunge dumped squarely upon her. The chair continued to spin as well, making an effect similar to the piewash, pouring streams of sloppy gunge all over her. She could be heard uttering,” Oh my God,” as gunged poured all over her, covering her hideous getup in the process. She laughed. She looked up and shook her head, opening her mouth and wiggling.
The chair slowly eased to a stop. She shouted,” WTF,” with a smile and laugh. “Oh what happened Gwen?,” the host asked. She looked at him and laughed. “It’s ok, look at me. That was so much fun. I love it. “
“Can I watch that back again?,” she asked. The whole thing was shown again on a big screen in slow motion. She laughed and enjoyed seeing what had just happened to her. Surprisingly, she found this hilarious. She jokingly posed and blew kisses.
Monday, 7 May 2018
Megan Fox is the winner
Megan Fox was not the greatest actress in the world. She had appeared in a lot of not so good films. Many of these films involving director Michael Bay. She was not exactly a Shakespearean actress. She was so bad in so many roles that she was going to be receiving an honorary award at a Razzy type of awards ceremony for the worst actress of the decade. With this came a special prize. It was not really a prize but a punishment. That punishment would be a humiliating messing all over her incredible body. She was considered one of the most attractive women in the world. Her body was near perfect. She had flawless hair, skin and a flawless face. She always looked incredible, even if her acting skills may not have been the best.
Megan was going to accept the award, because it was likely to be the only one that she would ever win. She wore a very small and tight fitting red dress. It showed off all of her lovely curves. She looked fantastic as always. She had a good sense of humour about herself. She did not think that she was great actress, but did enjoy what she did. She knew that she was many men’s fantasy woman and she enjoyed that immensely. Also, it made her famous and also made her a great deal of money in the process. She was not embarrassed of who she was or what she did in the least. It had served her well.
She had a good time at the awards ceremony. It was a good laugh. They had a good natured laugh at all of the terrible films that Hollywood had been putting out including some of the CG filled garbage and assembly line action films that were being churned out. It was light hearted, but also scathing in the accuracy in which it described what was happening in the industry. Finally it was Megan’s turn.
The award was presented by a comedian. He gave an introduction. “This award goes to an actress who has contributed so much to modern cinema. Her work really stands out amongst the greats. She is really at the top of her craft. Or should we say crap,” he joked. A package was then shown of Megan’s acting. He then said, “This award goes to the beautiful and… well, the beautiful anyway, Megan Fox.” Megan stood up and approached the stage. She smiled as she made her way down the aisle and up onto stage. She took the award and shook the presenter’s hand.
She then leaned in to begin to speak. Before she could udder a single word, however, a tidal wave of green slime poured down upon her from above. She could do nothing other than close her eyes as a wave of sloppy slime dumped down upon her from above. It poured down onto her silky brown hair and down her face and shoulders. Everyone erupted in laughter as they watched slime pour on her massive breasts and down her curvy figure. Slime poured and splashed all over her.
The green then changed to pink as another wave of slime poured down onto the actress. Her colleagues felt that she deserved this because they felt that she cheapened their profession with the awful schlocky films that she was involved in. Also, many felt that she used her body and sexuality to get where she was in the business. She was now being soaked in a shower of sloppy slime. She leaned back and let this slime wash over her face and body. She let it roll its way all the way down her sexy body. She was behaving as she had in films where she had scenes washing cars provocatively for seemingly no reason. The slimy mess slathered her. It oozed over her incredible, though, most likely, enhanced body. She was soon covered in slimy mess which dripped everywhere.
At this point, pies began to fling upwards at her. She raised her hands in protection as pie after pie flew through the air and splattered all over her body. One after another landed on target. As each one hit and momentarily stuck to her body, another would land, causing the other to fall away from where it was stuck due to the impact. She fumbled about as the barrage of pies covered her. She was soon covered in creamy pie from head to toe.
She then was hit by the spray of foamy mess from gunge cannons. They hit her from below, splashing foamy mess up against her legs and up her dress. The force from the spray nearly blew the bottom of her dress up completely. She splashed about as her lower body was covered in the mess. It flew in all directions in the air, up to the ceiling, covering everything in its path.
When the parade of mess ended, she was left on stage soaked in sloppy mess. She had to recover for a moment, but then recovered. She began to pose and to blow kisses while still covered in mess. She was certainly the master of making the best out of the worst possible situations. She wound u using this as a way to get free publicity for herself .