Sunday, 26 October 2014
Chloe Jasmine gets trashed
Chloe Jasmine was a polarizing figure both in and outside of the X Factor. Some of the contestants did not like her. She had a certain posh way about her. No one knew if it was genuine or not. Also, people who believed it was genuine resented her because of her privileged background. A lot of her fellow contestants hated her. They felt that she was bragging and boasting all the time, name dropping and telling everyone stories about her posh lifestyle. This really got on her fellow contestants nerves. They wanted to take her down a peg or two. As a result, they came up with a little plan to teach Miss Jasmine a little bit of humility.
They, with help from people on the show, arranged for Chloe to appear on a fun chat show. She thought that she would be speaking about her time on the X Factor. Though this was true, a lot more than that was going to be happening on the day. She was more than happy to agree to be on the show. She wanted to raise her profile, plus, contrary to popular belief, she was very down to earth and was always up for a good laugh. She did not know that on this occasion that the laughs were going to be at her expense exclusively.
She entered the show wearing a very similar outfit to the one that she had her X Factor audition in. Of course, it was a new outfit, as she would never be caught dead in the same outfit twice. She was beaming with her iridescent, sparkling smile. She waived to the crowd as she entered and was announced. There were some boos coming from the audience as well. It was actually pretty unfair that so many people did not like her. It was not really her fault that she was the way she was. She was born posh and did not really understand how normal people would feel about that. She did not understand that she could be perceived as flaunting her wealth and rubbing it in other people’s faces. She really meant no harm. She was actually quite a sweet person. She still got some degree of venom directed her way.
The presenters began to speak to her. “Welcome to the show Chloe Jasmine.” “It’s lovely to be here. I am so excited,” she said. They then had some small talk about her time on the show, how people felt about her, how amazing everything had been etc. Finally they got to the part of the show that everyone had been waiting for. “Now Chloe, we must confess that there is another reason that you were asked to appear on the show today,” one of the presenters said. “Ok,” she said, eagerly awaiting what that reason might be, never suspecting what was about to befall her. “Well, we had a little vote. People had to vote for which X Factor contestant they would most like to see gunged.” Chloe’s eyes dropped. “And well, Chole, about 80 percent of the voters chose you. So we asked you here to make their wishes come true.” Chloe looked startled. “Um, right, um ok,” she said. Then before she knew it, she was lead over to another part of the stage and told to stand on the X. This was, ironically, very similar to the auditions at X Factor.
“Ok, Chloe, there are hundreds of people watching out there want to see this, so here it comes. You can sing if you like,” the presenter said. “You know what, the fans are always right. If they want to see this happen, who am I to refuse,” Chloe said. She did a good job of keeping her composure. Although, she was clearly dejected. She really felt as though she could cry. She thought to herself that maybe this would get more people to like her and would prove that she really was a nice, down to earth sort of person. She knew that a lot of people out there were going to be enjoying seeing this happen to her.
Chloe began to sing a bit, making sexy faces as she sung. When she got part of the way through the song, she heard a noise coming from above her. She continued to sing, as she did, bright blue gunge fell from above her, hitting her on the head. The force of the falling gunge knocked her stylish hat off of her head completely. She let out an audible gasp as the cold blue gunge hit her full force. It poured onto her platinum blonde hair and down her face. A huge cheer instantly erupted from the audience. The gunge continued dumping down over her. It poured directly all over her facial features. Soon her entire face was covered in a mask of blue gunge. The curvature of her face was still visible underneath the gunge. She shrieked and laughed. “Oh my good god,” she said in her posh accent. The gunge poured over her neck and all over her light coloured silk blouse. It soaked her shirt and the vest that was worn over it. It continued falling and falling all over her.
It then changed from gunge to what was called champagne. It was not really champagne but champagne coloured gunge. It dumped over her face. “Oh my god, champagne, fabulous,” she joked. She closed her eyes and did not move much from the x as the gunge dumped down on her. It coated her incredibly expensive clothes. There was no doubt that she would have no choice of whether she wore these clothes again or not. Her shirt and cream coloured slacks were already on the verge of popping open from the weight of the mess that covered them. The image of Chloe Jasmine covered in gunge was already something that many people found totally hilarious.
The gunge then changed to caviar, both red and black. It fell in bunches down onto Chloe Jasmine. “Caviar, I am so privileged,” she said sarcastically. It seemed to pour forever. It was thick and sloppy. Chloe face was soon covered in black and red fish eggs covered in slime. Her facial features looked pretty hilarious covered in caviar. Caviar fell down her neck and oozed down inside of her blouse. She tried to smile but it was a bit difficult at this point. She could not really deny how humiliating the situation was at this particular moment.
The caviar then changed to duck pate. This was very disgusting. It looked similar to expensive spam or dog food. The smell was disgusting as well. It landed with a plop onto Chloe’s face and hair. Chloe gave a disgusted look. She shook her head. Her hair and face were soon all over her cheeks, forehead, nose and chin. Some dripped from her face. She grimaced as she felt the pate fall into her shirt and trousers. It had a disgusting slimy texture to it as well. It made her skin crawl. Chloe giggled a bit. She did see the funny side of the situation a bit, although she was disappointed how much people were enjoying her misfortune.
They finished her off with a mixture of crème brule and tiramisu. The creamy, coffee like coloured deserts had been mashed up together into a sloppy mixture. It fell from above, landing on top of Chloe’s head with a thump. It flew in all directions when in made contact with her head. It splattered with cream and brown sloppy mess all over Chloe. Chloe’s hair was now completely submerged in the thick sloppy dessert. It looked as though she had her hair lathered with shampoo. It poured down her face and shirt. The buttons on her shirt and slacks popped. Chloe had to hold them together with her hands, to prevent them from falling apart completely. Still, everyone got a flash of her burgundy underwear. She clutched at her slacks and blouse. People laughed and whistled when they got the glimpses of her bra and panties.
The presenter then chimed in. “ So Chloe, how was that for you?,” they asked. She gave a funny look. “ Oh my gosh, it was fabulous. Well, it was ok. It was a little embarrassing, but a lot of fun as well. It was really funny really as well. I am a mess though. Look at me. Oh well, I got caviar, pate, what else could a girl ask for?,” she joked. Everyone were really surprised at Chloe’s resilience. They really believed that she would be totally humiliated by this experience, but seemed to be taking it mostly in her stride. She had a really good attitude and spirit.
Afterwards, Chloe was never allowed to forget this day. It was in all of the papers. “Chloe gets trashed” and “Posh contestant in the muck” were among the headlines. Her fellow contestants and fans of the X Factor always teased her about it afterwards. The people who did not like her, of course, enjoyed it immensely. On X Factor, there were dozens of signs in the crowd that had photos of Chloe being gunged on them. Most people thought that it had been thoroughly deserved.
Wednesday, 8 October 2014
***Warning*** The following contains nudity and sexual situations**
Kaley Cuoco. The pleasure was all mine
Kaley Cuoco was a pretty liberal and sensual person. She enjoyed her body as well as her sexuality. Secretly she loved the idea of getting messy in the bedroom. She had fantasised about the idea for a very long time. She finally took the brave step of trying it out. One day she was out drinking with some friends and somehow the topic was breached. One of her friends mentioned how he would love to see it happen to her. Much to his surprise she said ok and said that it could happen straight away. Of course, he could not say no to this. They went out straight away and purchased everything that they needed. They then headed back to her apartment. He could not believe his luck. She had been drinking a ton so her judgement was a little bit impaired.
When they got inside, they threw down the products that they had purchased on her bed. “You can not tell anyone about this,” she told him. He promised. With that, she pulled down the one piece black outfit that she was wearing. This revealed that she wore nothing at all underneath it. He was greeted to a view of her sweetly sun kissed skin. Her hair was in its new cropped hairstyle, which looked very sexy on her. She was already in a state of sexual frenzy. She was highly aroused by the thought of what was about to happen to her.
The first thing that she started with was a container of bright pink slime. “Oh yeah, baby, slime me,” she said,” I love to be slimed,” she said. She sat on her bed on her knees. She closed her eyes and licked her lips, awaiting the feeling of slime as it began to descend down onto her awaiting head. She handed him the container and told him to let her have it. He slowly tipped the container over her. Thick viscous pink slimed slowly poured out from the container and poured down onto Kaley’s head. It slowly coated her cropped blonde hair and began to make its way down the right half of her face. She let out a moan of almost orgasmic pleasure. “MMMM, oh yeah. Oh God, yes,” she said. One of her hands was on her breasts, the other was between her thighs. She began to fondle herself and to massage the sloppy pink slime onto her body as it slowly poured down her sexy curvy body. Most of her face was covered. She made all sorts of contorted faces as the cold slime poured down onto her face and body. She could feel it everywhere. She would later say that it was as good as sex.
Kaley then asked the guy to get out the rocky road ice cream. He did as he was instructed, getting out the tub of ice cream as well as an ice cream scoop. She motioned to him where to put it. The first two scoops went underneath each armpit. She grimaced and shivered as she felt the ice cold touch of the ice cream on her arm pits. She lifted each arm, allowing him to place the ice cream underneath. The scoops got squashed when her arms were lowered, smushing the brown ice cream on her body. She wiggled her fingers. Two scoops were placed on top of her head. They began to melt instantly, sending streams of brown cream down her forehead and face. Even as they melted, because it was rocky road, lumps of brown mess still remained in place upon her. Next she turned over on her back.
She motioned for him to place two scoops on the backs of her knees. He did as he was told. She then moved her legs back and forth, squashing the ice cream on her legs. He then placed some more on her rear end. He smushed another into her ass crack. She wiggled her ass cheeks. She then turned over again. More were placed inside of her elbows and then between her breasts. He then place one on each of her nipples. He had to push them against her so that they would stick onto her flesh. He then placed two more right between her legs. She moaned in pleasure as she felt the rocky road touching her luscious, now very moist pussy lips. As he placed the ice cream on her labia he could smell the sweet aroma of her juicy female parts. Much to his surprise, Kaley pulled out her iphone. She turned it on and began to speak. “Hi I am Kaley Cuoco and I have rocky road on my crotch.” She made a funny face and then lowered the phone to get a shot of her chocolate covered vagina. She thought that this was hilarious. Finally, the last scoop of ice cream was placed in her mouth. She looked like a hog with an apple in its mouth getting ready to be roasted.
The whipped cream was then brought out, both Kaley and her male friend grabbed canisters of squirty cream. They flipped the lids off and shook them up. The guy began to spray the whipped cream onto her hair and face. She pointed hers squarely downwards, spraying her moistened pussy lips with whipped cream and then pulling it upward, covering her stomach and chest. He went the other direction, spraying her back and her ass with it. She was soon almost totally covered in the stuff. She squeezed her breasts, massaging the whipped cream all over them. She then placed one hand between her legs, rubbing her clitoris in the thick whipped cream. She closed her eyes and moaned, now highly aroused. She then looked at the guy who was with her. She thought to herself for a moment. “You know what, come her, this is your lucky day,” she said. He came over and she grabbed him by his jeans. She unzipped his zipper and then pulled his already erect penis out of his jeans with her sloppy hand. She then took the squirty cream and liberally sprayed it back and forth all over his throbbing member. She then dropped to her knees and shoved his penis into her mouth. She began to suck the whipped cream from his penis while simultaneously performing oral sex on him. She loved the taste. Kaley’s tongue lapped up the sloppy cream of his private parts. She licked it as though it was a lollipop. She hungrily sucked his cock. She sucked it like an expert. When he was about to cum, she pulled it out of her mouth and aimed it into her own face. His penis then exploded in orgasm into her face. Thick, white, warm, sloppy cum began to squirt onto her face. It plastered her short hair and dripped down her forehead. It mixed with the mess that already was all over her face and body. It dripped down her nose and slathered her cheeks. It formed a bit of a moustache and dripped down her chin. She licked her lips, tasting his cum. It was also all over her teeth. “This is our little secret now,” she said to him.
Next came some banana pudding. It was a lovely custard like colour and was filled with banana slices as well. It was smooth, thick and cool. It was the perfect messy substance. This time Kaley laid on her back. She looked up as the man slowly poured the pudding up and down the length of her luscious body. He started at her ankles and poured it up her legs, onto her crotch, up her stomach, over her chest and then right over her face. He then poured it going in the other direction, making a second layer. Kaley smiled. She rolled over a few times. She then bent her knees and lifted her legs. She unashamedly stuck her hand between her legs and grabbed a handful of mess. She then put her hand into her mouth, licking the mess from her fingers. “What can I say, I am a dirty bitch,” she said in joking way to her wamming partner.
Next to come was strawberry yogurt. Kaley got up onto all fours. “I know, get my ass,” she said. The young mean looked down at Kaley Cuoco’s naked upturned bottom. She stuck it out even further, providing a very fetching target to aim at. He began to pour the substance all over her bare bottom. It started to coat her bulbous ass cheeks. It then oozed down her crack. She could feel it all over her ass and the back of her vagina. It oozed down the backs of her legs. It poured over her smooth tanned skin, coating it nicely. She reached back and spanked her own rear end as she would if she was dancing or something. He laughed to herself. This felt amazing.
Next she took five creamy black forest cakes and placed them onto the bed. She then jumped down and did a belly flop downwards onto them, crushing them all over her beautiful body. She then rolled around on them numerous times, causing them to splatter all over her. They were mounds of chocolate cake, cherry pie filling, whipped cream and chocolate garnish and they were now all over her body. The bits of cake that did not splatter on their own, she grabbed with both hands. There were portions of the cake that did not splatter. She took these in her hands and began to rub them all over her sexy body, mainly on her chest and crotch. She looked as though she was scrubbing herself in the shower. She thrust her hips as she covered herself in the chocolaty cherry mess. She rubbed her breasts. The cake disintegrated as she rubbed it all over her body. She wiggled her hips in pleasure. She bit her lip as she grinded.
The final bucket was filled with strawberry puree. Kaley motioned for him to come over with it. He obliged. She held his hand and tipped it all over her chest and head. She spread it all over her body with her hands. She took another handful and rubbed it on her vagina. She leaned back and stuck her fingers inside. In that instant she exploded with a massive orgasm. Her muscles spasmed in pleasure. She thrust her hips and held her breast. Her pussy exploded with its juices, squirting everywhere. She bit her lip in pleasure. Her moans and squeals echoed. She then fell back in exhaustion and pleasure as she had never done before.
“That was fucking amazing,” she said.