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Sunday 26 September 2021
Melissa Suffield 2021
Melissa Suffield 2021
Melissa Suffield was one of the greatest stars of Eastenders ever. She was one of the most attractive females ever on the show. She has not been on the show for some time, but recently, she made some news because of some realistic underwear photos that became public knowledge. In it, her curvy figure could be seen. She looked amazing, but the photos also promoted positive body image. She was not paper thin at all, but was as sexy as anyone could possibly be. Very little was left to the imagination. They were some of the sexiest photos anyone had ever seen.
Melissa secretly loved getting naughty and specifically
loved getting naughty with food. One could not help but imagine what her sexy
body might look like covered in messy food. She absolutely loved it. She
actually loved that the whole world was able to see her body in her sexiest
underwear. The thought turned her on to no end. She was a very kinky young
woman for sure, more than anyone knew.
I happened to bump into none other than Melissa Suffield, as luck would have it at a grocery store. I could not believe my eyes when I saw her there. I didn’t know what to think. It surprised me because we both began to make sexy eyes at one another. As I looked over she winked and giggled. I turned away. My heart was racing. When I looked back, she now had a container of chocolate pudding in her hand. She smiled then licked her lips. She made a sexual gesture with her mouth, winked and wiggled her eyebrows. I was now sweating and my heart was pounding. This was incredible. When I looked up again, she was now beside me. She put her hand on my arm and whispered, “Get some ice cream, some angel delight and some whipped cream. Meet me outside the front in ten minutes.” I rushed to get the things that she had asked me to get. When I exited, she was there smiling. Not many words were exchanged. She just said,” Come on. Let’s go back to mine.”
We hurried back to her place. She also had a large bag of
groceries. We entered the apartment. She put the groceries down and slipped to
the bathroom quickly. When she returned, she was already in nothing but her
underwear. Her curvy body showing. Her sexy behind, legs and curves looked amazing.
She then pulled out the aforementioned chocolate pudding. She took my hand and
we opened it. Together we began to pour the delicious dessert down over her
thick leg, down her knee and down her calf. We then poured more up onto her
behind, then onto her stomach and breasts. Then finally over her head. She
closed her eyes and moaned. She was very aroused by the feel of the sexy
pudding plopped all over her curvy semi-naked flesh. She moved her legs in and
out as she felt the pudding on the outside of her panties.
We then pulled out the ice cream. It was chocolate cookie dough in this case. She took the lid off and stuck her tongue out into the ice cream, playfully licking some of it. We then took the ice cream scooper and began to scoop some of the ice cream out onto her body. She shivered as she felt the ice cold touch of it on her skin. I put some on her legs, her behind, between her legs, on her stomach, on her breasts, under her arms and on top of her head. Instantly it began to melt all over her. The cookie dough inside made it extra sloppy and gloppy.
She then took out a bottle of chocolate syrup and began to unleash it all over herself. She giggled as it sprayed all over her. I shook up the whipped cream and began to spray it all over her as well. She was soon covered in the sundae toppings. We then began to make bowls of Angel Delight, chocolate, banana and strawberry. We did this quickly. We then poured them all over Melissa’s head and then all of her body. The thick, sloppy pudding suited her perfectly. It plopped down all over her curvy body. It went all over her. It dripped from her face and body.
We finished by taking a chocolate peanut butter pie and
smashing it in her face. Chocolate pudding. Whipped cream and peanut butter pie
filling flew through the air and smashed in her lovely face. The pie crumbled
when it collided with her face.
We then began kissing and I began to lick some of the
delicious mess from her sexy body. We were both incredibly aroused. It goes
without saying what happened next. Afterwards, she said with a giggles, “Oh by
the way, I’m Melissa.”
Saturday 25 September 2021
Monday 20 September 2021
Sunday 19 September 2021
Lorelei Linklater Happy Father’s Day!?!
Lorelei Linklater Happy Father’s Day!?!
Lorelei Linklater was the daughter of famous director Richard Linklater. She had starred in films as a child right up to adulthood. She turned into a gorgeous woman in her own right. She was a bit awkward but quite funny and dorky in a kind of emo sort of way. She was more like a real person than an actress as well, so she was able to bring a real authenticity to her parts. She and her father would play pranks on each other regularly. They were always looking for fun ways to trick each other.
The two were asked to appear on a very special television
special. It was a show that featured celebrity family members. It could be
brothers and sisters, parents and adult children, husbands and wives etc. This
particular show was a father’s day special. Lorelai was well up for it. They
mentioned that there could be a surprise gift for her Dad that they would
present him with if she agreed to take part. She agreed wholeheartedly. They
did not explain what it would be, but she had now agreed to take part.
Richard and Lorelei were welcomed to the show and were seated. They were both quite smiley and happy to be there. They explained that Richard was a famous director and that Lorelei was his daughter, but also an actress who had worked with her father on several films. “So, you guys spend a lot of time together then?,” the presenter asked. “Yes, he is my Dad and we also have spent a lot of time working together as well,” Lorelei replied. “That sounds fantastic, but I bet she gets on your nerves once in a while, doesn’t she Dad?” “Yes, from time to time. You could say that,” Richard replied, jokingly. “Well, you see, today is our Father’s Day Special and we are celebrating Dads today. Lorelei, we really want to give your Dad a treat don’t we? Something that he has always wanted?,” the host asked. “Well, yes, of course!,” she replied with a smile. “We are so glad that you feel that way,” the host replied knowingly. “Since it is Father’s Day we have come up with a fantastic reward for your Dad. Dad, I wonder, have you ever gotten the urge to slime your daughter?” Lorelei’s mouth dropped. “Oh of course, always.” She joked. “Well, I think that would be a great gift for Father’s Day don’t you?” “Absolutely,” he replied. “What do you think Lorelai, should we do this for your Dad?” Lorelai looked like she was in shock. “Oh…oh….kay,” she reluctantly uttered. Everyone cheered. “This has got to be a dream come true. I bet you have always wanted to do this to your daughter.”
The host led Lorelei over to a stool. She wrapped her arms around her body. She looked very sheepish. She blushed. She was incredibly embarrassed. Her father was handed an enormous bucket of sloppy slime. The crowd oohed and awed when they saw it. Lorelei looked back. “Oh my God!,” she exclaimed, putting her hands over her face and blushing. She had never really expected anything like this to happen. Richard looked down at the bucket and chuckled. “Well, this is a moment that I bet you have been waiting for for a very long time. When you are ready you may dump that mess all over your beautiful daughter.” Lorelei looked back and waved her hands as if to tell him not to do this.
He lifted the bucket in the air. Lorelei scrunched up her face and her body. She closed her eyes as her Dad lifted the bucket over her head and slowly began to tip it, sending the contents slowly oozing out over her dark hair and bangs. The slime was very, very thick. It was pink and green. It oozed over her hair and down her face, dripping from her large nose and cheeks as well as down her lips and cheeks. It poured down her neck and her shoulders and down onto her chest and down her back. More dumped out onto her lap and down onto her legs. She could hear the audience laughed and cheering on her humiliation. The slimy messed stuck all over her clothes and to her body. Her Dad looked over and laughed.
She shook her head and gave two thumbs up facetiously,
making an exaggerated fake smile. The host then spoke to her. “Well, Lorelei,
do you have anything to say to your Dad after that.” She looked up at him and
gave an exaggerated smile. She shrugged her shoulders and then said, “Happy Father’s
Day ?!?”
Friday 17 September 2021
Glenda Farrell mystery of the slime sorcerer part 1
Glenda Farrell mystery of the slime sorcerer part 1
Glenda Farrell starred in Mystery at the wax museum. It was a forerunner to House of Wax. It was a similar story. Glenda played a reporter that was investigating the case. She was wisecracking and very smart mouthed indeed. It was a pre Hayes code movie, so they did a lot of things that they would not have gotten away with later on. There really was no denying how sexy she was in the film. She had an amazing amount of charisma and just popped off of the screen. The outfits that she wore were incredible as well. They weren’t revealing, but they were extremely stylish and sexy in their own way. It was actually surprising that she did not become a bigger star at the time.
In the film, it was discovered that the bad guy was
preserving people’s bodies by covering them in liquid wax. An idea was hatched
for a similar plot to be used in a sequel. This time the criminal would not
cover his victims in wax but on slime. It wouldn’t kill them, it would just
subdue them while he escaped the scene of the crime. The criminal was kind of
like a Batman or Dick Tracy sort of villain which fit right into the 1930’s
style of the film. They called him the slime sorcerer.
Of course, as was normally the case in most of these types of films, the police were both sceptical and clueless about the crimes and what was really going on. Glenda’s character, as the feisty reported that she was, would have to go out and solve the case on her own. She was determined to foil this hideous villain. He was another Vincent Price kind of character and wore a dark hat and capes as the villain at the wax museum had. They made sure to keep his identity a mystery though as a way to build the suspense.
Glenda’s character spent a long time hiding in the shadows
and looking for clues. She was always a little too late to the crime scene.
Several beautiful ladies had now ended up covered in sloppy slime. “13 Dames in
this town have ended up covered in icky slime in the past month. I want to get
to the bottom of this caper. The creep who is doing this has to be brought to
justice. This guy is a weirdo. He commits his crime and then slimes the
witnesses. It seems to make them forget what they have seen temporarily. I
wonder where he gets that stuff and so much of it. It’s a real head scratcher,”
she told the paper editor.
She looked for a pattern in the crimes that he committed and found that the crimes all seemed to be in places that lead from one to another. She looked at this and believed that he would next strike at a local museum. All of the other crime scenes pointed right to this. There was a large jewel that was being displayed in the museum as a special exhibit. She was sure that the slime sorcerer would attempt to steal this priceless jewel. She went ahead and hid behind some platforms overlooking the jewel exhibit. She got her camera ready and was ready for the sorcerer to appear.
She waited for a very long time. So long, in fact, that she
began to doze off. Of course, just when she began to fall asleep she heard a
noise. She quietly leaned forward to see what was happening. Someone was
approaching. They crept into the room, looking at the jewel. She smiled to
herself, seeing this, knowing that it had to be the slime sorcerer himself. She
crouched over and snapped a photo as he was about to grab the jewel. As she crouched,
she leaned over too far and fell over a bit. The sorcerer turned around.
She was now on the floor a bit. She did manage to hide her camera, so he could not see it. He then quickly turned around and cackled. “Oh hi. Fancy seeing you here,” she quipped. He then let out a large growl and thrust forward. What happened next was not exactly shown, but the scene cut away. Glena was next shown on the floor of the museum completely covered in sloppy, viscous green slime. Her body and clothing were soaked from head to toe in slime as was her lovely blonde ringlets. A security guard was trying to assist her. “What happened?,” he asked. “I, I don’t really remember. I was trying to stop a criminal from stealing the jewel and then it all goes a bit blank after that.” “Well, we found this camera, there are several photos on it that have been taken.” “Aha! That’s it, it managed to snap a few photos of him. Maybe this will reveal his identity or at least prove that I am not crazy. Hey, wait a minute, what is this stuff all over me?” “I don’t know miss, it must have been the thief.” She splashed around in the slime and made a disgusted look. “Eww, it’s so revolting and I’m covered in it. I better sort myself out.” “Well, I am really sorry miss, but the police are going to have a few questions. You are breaking and entering and you may be the prime suspect in the robbery. How do they know that you weren’t working with the thief?” She rolled her eyes and sighed.
She was next shown being bailed out of jail by her editor.
He was annoyed, but she explained to him that she had proof of who the thief
was. She had some pictures on her camera. Hopefully, they would shed some light
on the subject.
Saturday 11 September 2021
Mayim Bialik in Jeopardy
Mayim Bialik in Jeopardy
***WARNING*** This story contains sexual situations. It is not suitable for minors or those easily offended. Also, it is a work of pure fiction. It never really happened. Also, I don't mean any offence by it. It is a tribute and not a slight. ***
Mayim Bialik was one of the best guest hosts of Jeopardy. She was very intelligent and funny. It just so happened that I got to be on the show when she was hosting. I was glad to see that she was the host. She was a very warm and charming person, but was also geeky and a bit awkward as well.
During the show, something unusual happened. At first, I thought I must be just imagining it, but I realised that Mayim was definitely being much friendlier towards me than she was to the other contestants. I started to sense that she was flirting with me. It was quite a bit of a surprise. I thought to myself that I must be imaging it and that it was probably nothing.
I didn’t end up winning the show. It was relatively close, but I did not win. What happened after the show was the real surprise, and it was better than winning the show. When the show ended and I went back stage, I surprised to find Mayim approaching me. She began to speak to me. She put her hand on my arm and said,” I am so sorry that you didn’t win the game. I was routing for you.” “Oh, that’s ok. Just being here is more than enough,” I replied. “I am so glad that you were on my week,” she said with a smile. “I am as well. It has been good meeting you.” She smiled. “Look, I have never done anything like this before. I am usually, the shyest person ever, but I feel like there is a connection between us and well… I wondered if you would have any interest at all in sleeping with me.” I was very surprised to say the least. She immediately stopped herself and looked very embarrassed. “I am so sorry. This is so embarrassing.” “No, don’t be silly. I would love to,” I replied. She took my hand and we went back to her dressing room.
We began kissing and touching passionately. She was still nerdy and awkward, but was very passionate and sexy in her kisses. She sat on the counter top of the dressing table. She then reached over for something. She picked up and strawberry Boston cream cake. She smiled. “I have a bit of a strange little fetish. Would you mind terribly, smashing this in my face?” I smiled. “I have the same fetish,” I replied. Her eyes sparkled as she coyly smiled. She placed the creamy cake in my hands and leaned back, pushing her face forward. I took the creamy cake and lovingly smushed it in her face. Cake and strawberry puree stuck to her glasses. Cream, pudding and cake splattered her hair and face. We both laughed and kissed. We then began to basically remove one another’s clothes. The glasses stayed on though. She blushed as I got to see her chubby body in full. Her modest underwear came off revealing her chunky behind and fuzzily hairy vagina.
There were several more cakes around. She handed them to me one at a time. I then smushed them into her nude body. She could not hide her arousal. Her vagina was wet with sticky fluids and her nipples were very erect. I smushed one of the cakes into her chubby behind, smushing it around all over her chunky butt cheeks. I then smushed another straight into her hairy vagina. She closed her eyes and moaned as she felt me pressing against her womanhood with the lovely cake. I took my hands and put some more cake all over her thick thighs and her breasts. She smiled. I then leaned over and ran my tongue all over her body, licking some of the cake off as I went.
She then took another of the cakes and pushed my penis into
it. She laughed as she pulled it out. She took it in her hands and then placed
it in her mouth, sucking and licking the tasty cake from my penis and genitals.
I then poured a container of vanilla pudding out over her head and down her
body. Some of it went all over me in the process. We rubbed our hands all over
each other’s messy naked bodies.
We then made love covered in the mess. All the while, she
was still pretty awkward and nerdy. It was very endearing. It was cute, but she
could not deny that she was loving what was happening and getting great
pleasure from it as well.
Tuesday 7 September 2021
Ana Ivonovic loses
Ana Ivonovic loses
Maria Sharapova and Ana Ivonovic challenged one another to a charity tennis match. To make things even more interesting, there was a bet made on the match. The lady who won the match would have the privilege of dumping sloppy food and leftovers all over the loser. They seemed pretty evenly matched. Both of them were a little anxious about agreeing to the stipulation, but because it was for charity, they felt they had no other choice but to agree. Getting to embarrass their opponent would be something that they would love to do immensely, but there was a big risk to be taken. The consequences were very high.
The match was very close to begin with, but Ana began to make mistakes, as a result, the pressure began to mount and she got more and more out of sorts, until she completely unravelled and was soundly defeated. Maria was both relieved and elated. Ana became more and more distracted as the match wore on. She began to dread what was going to happen to her, knowing that she was well on her way to losing the match. When the match finally came to its inevitable conclusion, the crowd erupted with a roar. Maria pumped her fit in celebration and smiled. Ana looked up in the air. She rolled her eyes and took a deep breath, puffing up her cheeks. Everyone knew that she was in for the most embarrassing day of her entire life. Mara pointed and laughed at her, motioning to have a seat because she was about to get it.
Maria pulled a chair over for Ana to centre court. She took
Ana by her arm and sat her down in the seat. Ana shook her head, blushed and covered
her face with her hands. She then looked up at the crowd. They were all
cheering and laughing. They could not wait to see what was about to happen to
her. Maria looked very pleased with herself as well. Ana could not believe that
this was really going to happen to her. Ana’s sexy, athletic body was about to
get covered in all manner of disgusting mess. Maria was very much looking forward
to pouring revolting mess all over her rival’s body.
As Ana sat in the chair, her skirt hitched up, showing even more of her toned legs. She looked very sexy and was about to look even better because she was going to be covered in mess. Maria grabbed a microphone and began to speak, “I am so happy that I was victorious today. I am even happier that as a result, I am going to get to dump sloppy mess all over this young lady. I am so sorry Ana. Actually, I’m not. I am going to enjoy every minute of this.” Ana shook her head and asked her not to do this to her. Maria egged the crowd on,” Who wants to see Ana get covered in rubbish?” They roared their approval. Maria was very happy as she watched Ana uncomfortably squirm in her seat. Maria grabbed a few bottles of ketchup to start proceedings.
She went behind Ana and played to the crowd as they cheered
her on. She grabbed Ana’s visor and threw it aside. She then took the ketchup
and aimed it squarely onto Ana’s head. She began to squeeze. The red sauce made
a noise before oozing out of the bottle all over Ana’s dark hair and down her
face. Maria then sprayed Ana’s shirt, skirt and all over her legs, covering her
entire body in splatterings of sloppy ketchup. It dripped from her knees down
her calves to her ankles down to her socks. The front of her shirt was
plastered in ketchup.
Maria then took bottles of mustard and barbecue sauce and
began to squeeze them out onto her opponent as well, just as she had done with
the ketchup before. The dark red and yellow condiments dumped out all over Ana.
They came out slowly at first and then quickly. They dumped on her hair, down
her face and all over her clothing. She was plastered in the three condiments.
Blobs of them fell from her nose, chin and cheeks.
Maria then took a massive plastic bowl filled with strawberries and cream and brought it over. It was so enormous that she had to carry it using both arms. This was a traditional food that was served at tennis matches, but Ana was about to experience the dessert in a very different way. Maria raised the bowl in the air and then pushed it down on top of Ana’s head. Her entire head was submerged in the messy strawberries and cream. Her legs kicked wildly. She was nearly lifted from the ground. Her chair nearly fell over. Maria then smeared more of the dessert all over Ana’s top and her body. There was a mixture of thick whipped cream and thin whipping cream that soaked her clothing.
Maria then finished Ana off with a giant bucket filled with
spaghetti hoops. She raised it in the air and tipped the contents out all over
Ana. They sickeningly oozed from the bucket down onto Ana. She closed her eyes
as the spaghetti hoops engulfed her. They poured in a massive downpour down all
over her, leaving sauce and hoops stuck all over her face and body. Her tennis
outfit was soaked in mess. Her hair was covered. Mess dripped from her face and
legs. Her athletic body was covered in the spaghetti hoops along with the
previously collected mess. There was also mess all over the court.
Ana stuck her tongue out and stuck a finger up at Maria. She
tried to flick some of the mess at her to no avail. Maria pointed and laughed,
teasing and mocking her embarrassed and defeated opponent.
Saturday 4 September 2021
Carmella Mella is Messy
Carmella Mella is Messy
Carmella’s new character was designed to annoy fans and other wrestlers alike. Her character would now brag that she was the most attractive woman in the WWE. She was meant to be arrogant and conceded. She was very funny in the way she would say these things in order to annoy people as much as possible. She had a real talent for it. She was the kind of heel that really needed to be put into her place. She knew all the right buttons to press to really aggravate the fans. She would say things like, “I’m hot and you’re not.” She would then make an exaggerated laugh. She also would still sometimes claim that Mella was money.
On this occasion, she came to the ring to do a promo. She was not wearing her usual, hideous ring gear, instead, she wore a very hot red outfit that was cut around the hip and the thigh. She looked fantastic with her layered, blonde hair. She began to tell everyone how jealous they were because of how gorgeous she was and because they could never hope to be as attractive as she was. She then laughed. At that point Bianca Belair’s music hit. Bianca and several of the other women from the division came out. They then tore into Carmella. “You think that you are so much more attractive than the rest of us. You are always bragging. We are here to compete in the ring. This is not a beauty contest. And anyway, girl, we look just as good as you do even if it were. You have been talking too much. We are here to shut your mouth.” “What are you going to do, all beat me in the ring?,” she smirked. “Well, no, since you are more concerned about your appearance than your matches, we have come up with something much more appropriate for you. We are going to show you that Mella is messy.”
They ran to the ring and grabbed Carmella. She screamed and protested. She kicked her legs as Bianca gripped her waist from behind. She then handed her to the others who held her down. Bianca then pointed at her and said that they were about to see how attractive she really was. She ducked out of the ring and pulled out a mop bucket from underneath the ring. Carmella’s eyes widened when she saw it. She screamed and tried to kick wildly. The other wrestlers couldn’t help but laugh at her. She loved telling them how attractive she was and how much better she was than they were. It was time for revenge. Carmella screamed at Bianca telling her not to do this. She bad mouthed her and threatened her, telling her that she would regret this.
Bianca approached, smirking at Carmella, carrying the mop
bucket. She gloated, telling Carmella that she deserved this. She then flung
the contents of the mop bucket all of Carmella. It looked similar to the
contents of the mop bucket that had been dumped on Trish Stratus years prior.
The bucket was filled with thick brown sludge. It flew through the air and
landed all over Carmella. She gasped as the brown mess splattered all over her
face, hair and all over her toned body. The brown muck within splashed all over
her stomach and down her legs. Her eyes widened and her mouth fell open in
shock. She could not believe that her gorgeous body was now covered in
revolting, foul smelling mess.
Bianca was not done there though. Next she produced a slop bucket. It was just as smelly as the mop bucket and was filled with revolting pig slop. It stunk of corn and other foul substances. Bianca laughed as she approached Carmella. Carmella still screamed in defiance. “You can’t dump that shit on me. OMG!.” Unfortunately for her, that is exactly what Bianca did. She tipped the pig slop out all over Carmella’s body. It could be seen running down her calves and her abs. Bits of corn and carrot stuck all over Carmella. Her small outfit was also covered with tossed slop. This was about as embarrassing as things could possibly get, or so Carmella believed.
Little did she know that Bianca was about to dump several massive cans of dog food out all over her. “Don’t you dare,” she threatened. Bianca twirled her hair and laughed. Carmella screamed as her rival dumped the gigantic cans of dog food out all over her. She closed her eyes as she felt the mounds of disgusting dog food in its jelly oozing down her body. She could literally feel the chunks of disgusting dog food rolling down her bare skin. The whole arena was loving what they were seeing. They all felt that Carmella deserved to have dog food dumped all over her.
Finally, Bianca took a Boston cream pie and slowly moved
toward Carmella with it in her hands. Carmella again shouted in protest. Bianca
wound up, leaned back and smashed the pie full on in Carmella’s face. She
wildly twisted it around, covering her face in the sloppy pie. When she twirled
around, she left Carmella’s face dripping in the sloppy pie.
She then got on the mic and said,” Now you are the messiest
woman in all of WWE. Mella is messy,” she exclaimed.
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