Dina Asher-Smith fake mess

These are fakes of Dina Asher-Smith. Mullerliciuous.

Dina Asher-Smith is mullerlicious

Dina Asher-Smith is mullerlicious

Dina Asher-Smith was a very sexy athlete. She had signed on to be a spokesperson in adverts for Muller corners. She told that world that they were mullerlicious. As a part of the campaign an idea was devised to make her mullerlicious herself. There would be a very special commercial that would involve her not eating Muller corners, but wearing them. She was actually a bit intrigued by the concept. The idea of her sexy body covered in the sloppy yoghurt was quite a sexy one. Her body was a perfect smooth dark brown colour. She was very athletic. She wore her running uniform for the advert that showed her athletic legs.

“New Muller corner are mullerlicious. I can’t get enough of them. I want to be mullerlicious myself.” She then closed her eyes and looked upwards. At that moment, dozens of containers of the desert tipped down over her. The yoghurt and the crunchy bits tumbled from above and landed all over her. She closed her eyes as she felt the cool yogurt fall all over her. It splashed onto her athletic body and all over her face and hair. She could feel the sloppy desert all over her body. Blobs dripped from her face and down her body. Then more of the corner side fillings fell on her. Some were of a chocolate or jam variety, others were chocolate or other kind of balls. They stuck all over her yoghurt covered body. She then opened her eyes and flashed her sexy smile. There was the yogurt covering her hair and legs. She had some on her cheeks and nose and all over her running uniform. She was coated in the sweet Muller from head to toe. She could feel its touch on her skin. It was splattered all over her legs and on her behind.

“What do you think? Do I look mullerlicious? I feel mullerlicious. It feels amazing all over my body. It’s like having a bath in a Muller corner. It is so yummy.” She reached down to her body with her hand and pulled up a handful of the yoghurt. She then put her fingers in her mouth and licked and sucked some of it off. “MMM, mullerlicious. I have never felt so sexy in all of my life,” she exclaimed.

Strathclyde Sirens

Strathclyde Sirens

Two of the Strathclyde Sirens best players were Bethan Goodwin and Emma Barrie. They were both tall, long legged brunettes. They represented the Scottish side well. They played together for a while on the team and were doing quite well. They were two of the faces of the franchise. The two ladies were selected to take part in a children’s show in Scotland similar to Saturday morning mash up. Part of the show pitted the female guests against some male guests in a vote, similar to the question slime vote. On their episode it was Emma and Bethan vs. two male Scottish rugby players. The vote would be online. Whoever received the most votes would be getting covered in mess. It was very similar to the set up on mash up. They were hoping that the good looking rugby players would get the votes and they would get to mess them. Both teams were wearing their normal uniforms that they would wear for matches.

There was a lot of teasing going on during the show between the two teams as both were dying to get the chance to cover the other team in sloppy mess. One of the two teams was going to end up facing total humiliation on live television for the whole world to see. It was going to be a very close vote because both teams would have been considered very attractive. Most people thought that the rugby players would get the most votes because their sport was more popular than netball was. Still, it was a very close vote. In the end the final totals were 52 to 48 percent, but who would be the losers?

“The votes were 52 percent to 48 percent, so it was very close. It was the slimmest of margins,” one of the presenters explained. Both teams were shown crossing their fingers in anticipation of the results. One team was about to get it. “The tension is high. It is time to reveal who received the most votes. The team receiving the most votes and the team who will be getting covered in the mess is..,” they paused for dramatic effect. The teams were shown again praying that it would not be them. “The team with the most votes is.. the girls.” The guys jumped up and down in celebration. The girls’ mouths dropped and their eyes widened. They looked at one another in shock. They were blushing and sweating and laughing in nervous embarrassment.

“Oh ladies, that is too bad, come with us please,” the male presenter said. They guys pointed and laughed at them. They reluctantly stood up and were lead over to the messy area. They were very reluctant to come over. They dragged their behinds behind them. There was a relatively high stool set up for them. They both had to get onto it together. They had to scootch in together to fit on at the same time. They had to press their bodies close together. They wrapped their arms around each other a bit. Their long legs were intertwined. Their skirts rid up even more when they took their positions on the hot seat. The guys then came over.

It was a bit like question slime, but there was no pretence of questions. There was gunge above them as well as buckets of gunge that the rugby players would be flinging at them. The gunge was different as well. Instead of the smooth, shiny, multi coloured gunge that was usually used, was dark sloppy brown gunge. It was much sloppier and looked much more disgusting than what was normally used. This after all was a budget version of the BBC show that it was based upon.

“I am sure that the guys will take great pleasure in getting to do this to the ladies. Guys when you are ready, you may toss the mess all over the ladies,” the female presenter said. The girls nervously laughed and pleaded for the guys to spare them. The men looked absolutely thrilled to be given the opportunity to do this to the girls. The ladies giggled and lifted their legs a bit, cuddling together. The guys lifted their buckets and gently began to swing them in their arms.

They were given the signal. They began to toss their buckets of brown gunge onto the ladies. The gunge flew through the air and landed on their bodies. The gunge splashed everywhere. It collided with their bodies and splashed over their faces and splattered all over their legs. They shrieked as they felt the gunge land on them. At that moment, a load of brown gunge fell from above them and landed all over the both of them covering their hair, shoulders, arms and part of their faces in brown mess. The girls tried to raise their hands and to cuddle close together in an attempt to avoid some of the mess, but it was futile because the gunge was being hurled at them in all directions.

The gunge splattered all over them. When the buckets that they were holding were emptied, the guys picked up more newly filled buckets. There was around ten filled buckets sat on the floor ready for them to use on the ladies. They tossed the gunge at the girls taking aim at their bodies. Everyone laughed as they watched the two netball players getting splattered from head to toe in sloppy brown gunge. They could feel it oozing all over their bodies. The muscles in their bodies contracted as they felt the sensation of sloppy mess all over their bodies.

There was so much of the gunge that there was not much of a clean spot left anywhere on their bodies. They were almost totally covered in the sloppy brown mess. When all of the buckets were emptied, the ladies got up and stood up revealing the mess brown gunge covering their bodies. The camera panned up their bodies showing the gunge that they were covered in. Blobs of gunge dripped from their legs and skirts. They took their hands and put them onto one another’s bodies. They rubbed the gunge around on each other’s netball dresses and their backsides. They shuffled and wiggled their bodies causing some of the gunge to drip off down their legs to the floor.

They became aware quickly that the rest of both teams had been watching on keenly viewing the results. The two girls just looked at each other and shook their heads at the embarrassing mess that was now all over their bodies. “So how do you ladies feel after that?,” the female presenter asked. “I actually kind of like the way that it feels on my legs in a weird way,” Emma said,” Is that wrong?” They both just laughed. “I think we are definitely going to need to hit the showers,” Bethan replied.

Sophie Ellis Bextor fake gunging

This is a fake messing of Sophie Ellis Bextor.

Hannah Wilkes Sky

Hannah Wilkes Sky

Hannah Wilkes worked for Sky Sports. She was involved in lots of broadcasts. This ranged from American Football to Netball Superleague. She was super cute, sexy and funny. She did her best to get involved in things and would sometimes interview players and coaches or help with questions and emails from fans. She found the job fun and interesting no matter what sport she was covering. Some of the more up themselves anchors and presenters on the network had a little bit of resentment towards her though because she was young attractive and they felt, not as knowledgeable as they were about sports. It was something that annoyed them. It was not really anything that anyone else would have even noticed, but some of them were a bit resentful of her and wanted to teach her a lesson.

On the network they began to tease her about certain things, poking fun of her perceived lack of knowledge. They decided to prove to everyone that she did not know her stuff by challenging her to a quiz challenge. If she was able to get six out of ten correct, she would get to mess any of her colleagues that she chose, but if she failed to get six or more correct, she would be the one getting covered in mess by her colleagues. They pressured her into it, though she was not overly confident. She did have a good knowledge of sports, but they would stack the deck against her, choosing very difficult and obscure topics that even ardent fans and some experts would genuinely struggle to answer.  She did not realise that she was being set up. She wore a pair of smart grey dress trousers and a pink blouse.

Hannah wore some black slacks and a pink patterned blouse looking very professional. One of the other presenters started the segment explaining to the audience what would be occurring. “Hannah is one of our newer and younger colleagues. Today we will be testing her knowledge of sports. Will she how much she really knows. There will be ten questions that we will ask. If she is able to answer the majority of them correctly, she will get to select a colleague of her choice who she will then get to cover in the sloppy mess that we have prepared. However, if she gets less than six correct answers, she will be the one who ends up covered in mess. That is a lot of pressure. Hannah, are you up for this?” She was shown biting her nails and looking very nervous. “Well, I guess that I will have to be. I don’t think that I have much of a choice to be honest with you. I will do my best, but I have a funny feeling that I may be in deep trouble here,” she responded.

When she heard the first question, her face just dropped. It was an incredibly difficult question. She knew that she had been set up and that it would be nearly impossible for her to get enough of these questions correct to avoid the mess. Her colleagues just looked at her and smugly smirked, knowing that she had almost no chance to win. Much to their surprise, she managed to actually get two out of the first five questions correct, but things quickly changed and she could not get the rest of the questions correct. Many of them were about things that happened in the 1950’s and earlier. They were very obscure bits of trivia that almost no one would know or care about. She looked more and more nervous, as she came to grips with what the inevitable outcome was going to be for her. Everyone there cheered each time she answered a question incorrectly. She began to realise that she was really in for it. She ended up only getting two out of ten questions correctly. This was a lot better than anyone had realistically expected her to do. She began to blush and looked more and more nervous as the situation became clearer to her.

“Well, I think that we know what the outcome of that game was don’t we?,” the presenter said,” You didn’t do very well did you Hannah?,” She shook her head and gave an annoyed look,” No, no I didn’t,” she responded somewhat sarcastically. “Unfortunately, you did not get enough questions correct, so you know what that means.” “Oh no. Please,” she pleaded. “Well, a bet is a bet. You lost fair and square. Come with me.” She giggled and resisted as the presenter pulled her by the hand and led her to a kiddie pool that was set up in the studio. “Please have a seat Hannah. Make yourself more comfortable.” She knelt down, shaking her head,” You absolute bastards,” she exclaimed,” I cannot believe this.”

The rest of her colleagues got into position. Each one of them took two squeeze containers, one in each hand. In the bottles were everything from ketchup, mustard, relish and barbecue sauce to chocolate syrup, toffee sauce and strawberry jam. There were even a few tubes of toothpaste included. Hannah’s mouth was agape when she realised what they all had planned for her. She could not believe her eyes. They all looked very pleased with themselves as well. They looked like a pack of cackling jackals stocking their pray. They each had an evil smirk on their face, licking their chops at the opportunity to do this to her. People whom she considered close friends were involved as well and seemed to be enjoying this as much as anyone. She crossed her legs, closed her eyes and lowered her chin awaiting what was above to be dished out upon her.

They did not even bother to countdown. They just waited until everyone was in position standing over Hannah who was crouched in the paddling pool. They gave a silent signal and then, all at once, began to disperse of their messes all over her. They began to wildly squeeze their bottles, spraying the various substances all over her. They moved them all over her body, attempting to cover every inch of her body that was possible to cover. She squealed as she felt the messy substances rain upon her.

She could feel mess going down her neck and being sprayed all over her shiny, freshly washed hair. The substances went all over her trousers, coating them in layer after layer of sloppy mess. Because of the light fabric and the colour that they were, they were stained as slathered in mess that would never wash out. More poured down her top and over her back and chest. Her cheeks and noses were dripping in squiggly lines of various coloured mess. Her forehead was streaked in mess. She could feel some of the mess go down her back. The effect of the messing was that was covered from head to toe in layers of different colours. She looked like a human Jackson Pollack painting. She looked like a messy work of art. The layers of mess weighed down her thin clothing as well. Some areas were completely covered while others became almost see through after being soaked with mess.

They all pulled away and celebrated as the camera zoomed in on a very meek and humble Hannah. She could do nothing but shake her head and blush. They all had enjoyed embarrassing her and covering her in mess. The sight of the beautiful sports correspondent dripping in layered mess was one that they all relished in. No pun intended.

Frankie Bridge fake messing

These are some fake messes of Frankie Bridge. There is a pie and a gunge one.

Tegan Knox vs. Dakota Kai

Tegan Knox vs. Dakota Kai

Tegan Knox took on her former close friend turned bitter rival Dakota Kai in a very special dumpster match challenge. Outside of the ring was a food waste dumpster. The object of the match was to thrown your opponent into the dumpster and to push a red button on its side that would then trigger a second dumpster to lift itself into the air and would then tip its contents over into the dumpster filling it with garbage and covering the loser up to their necks in trash. The rivalry between the two ladies was extremely personal and bitter. This matchup seemed a fitting way to end the feud. The winner would get to take out their opponent with the trash. It would be a humiliating punishment for whoever lost. Dakota had won the previous matchups, but that was because she had a bodyguard giving her assistance. For this match, everyone was barred from ringside. If there was any interference, that person would be automatically disqualified.

The match started off with a heated exchange between the two. They traded punches and kicks. Dakota threw Tegan into the ropes and landed a drop toehold, taking her into a headlock. Tegan then rose to her feet and fell back with a back body drop. She then put an arm bar on. She then threw her opponent into the ropes. She kicked her in the stomach and then landed a tornado DDT. She then pushed her towards the ropes. Dakota then landed a punch and then a Russian leg sweep. She then dropped and elbow onto Tegan. She then climbed the ropes and waited to attempt a flying clothesline. Tegan got to her feet and hit a standing dropkick.

She then pulled her opponent out of the ring and towards the dumpster. As she tried to pull her closer, Dakota pushed her and threw her into the side of the dumpster. She hit the side and fell over. Dakota then climbed the ring steps and executed a flying splash onto Tegan. She then lifted her up and attempted to throw her into the bin. Tegan hit her with and elbow. Dakota was sent backwards and landed on the announce table. Tegan climbed on top of another announce table and hit a leg drop onto Dakota causing the table to smash in.

They both stayed down for a little while after the impact. Tegan rose first and lifted Dakota. She reached down and executed a standing suplex onto the ground. She then dragged her opponent over to the dumpster. She pushed her over. She teetered on the edge of the bin, toppling, but got to her feet and clawed Tegan’s eyes. She then draped her over the security railing ringside. She landed a few forearms and then rammed her head into the railing. She then attempted to grab a steel chair to use upon Tegan. She swung to hot her, but Tegan moved. The chair hit the railing and bounced back into Dakota’s face. She fell backwards and toppled over the guard rail. She staggered, her momentum sending her towards the dumpster. Tegan only hand to lift her slightly, causing her to fall over into the dumpster.

Dakota landed face first in the trash that was lying in the bin. She disappeared for a minute in the dumpster. A moment later, her head popped out. Her face and curly hair were covered in food waste garbage. A banana peel, some old rotting lettuce and tomatoes and other assorted rubbish stuck to her face. Tegan pointed at her and laughed. She then teased her that it was time to press the button. 

Dakota shook her hands and begged her former friend to spare her. She begged her,” Please, don’t do this to me.” Tegan looked at the crowd to get their reaction. They encouraged her to push the button.

Tegan looked at the crowd, then the button and then Dakota. She shrugged her shoulders and laughed. She then slammed her hand on the button. A red alarm light flashed and a siren rung out. Dakota looked around in shock. She looked petrified. “Oh no, no, no, noooooooeeeww!,” she shouted. The other dumpster rose in the air and then tipped above her. Tons of food waste and other assorted trash fell from the other dumpster, landing all over Dakota. She did her best shocked and appalled mannerisms. She fell over again, landing in a comedic manner in the trash.

There were also some trash bags in the dumpster. Tegan reached in a ripped them open, dumping more trash all over Dakota Kai.  Dakota was furious of course. Her nostrils flared in anger as messy trash fell down her face. Sloppy mess dripped from her face and hair. Tegan rubbed the greasy, sloppy trash bags around on Dakota’s face. She gagged and sputtered. She screamed in horror and disgust. Tegan slammed the lid down on her, leaving her in the trash. She then unhooked the dumpster and wheeled it up the ramp.

She wheeled it backstage, through the hallway and out the backdoor. She pushed it into the alley with the other bins. She then threw it across the alley, sending it flying into the other bins. She then closed and locked the door, leaving Dakota in the trash. The announcer told everyone that,” Tegan has just taken out the trash. Dakota Kai is now in the garbage which is where Tegan feels that she belongs.”

Later in the show, much to everyone’s surprise, the show returned to the alley way. Dakota had managed to climb out of the dumpster. She was covered in trash and food waste. Her ring her gear was soiled and stained with trash. She screamed,” I am going to get you for this. You can’t do this to me. Look at me. I am a mess.” She marched up the alley towards the doorway. She tried to open the door but it was locked. Her eyes widened like saucers. “Oh my God, it’s locked.” She then began to knock and then pound on the door. “Someone let me in. I am stuck out here. I need to have a shower and get out of these filthy clothes. My ring gear is ruined. Someone open the door now.” She then realised that no one was coming to her aide. She looked saddened and what she was going to do now.

The show then cut away again. Later in the show, she was shown creeping around the front of the arena so she could try to sneak back in undetected as she was humiliated by the mess that was all over her. When she tried this, a guard caught her. “Stop right there. You can’t come in here. There is a show going on,” he said,” Yes, I know that, I am one of the wrestlers, you idiot,” she barked at him. “Ok young lady, no need for that language. You can’t come in here dressed like that. We have a dress code.” “I told you I am one of the wrestlers. Look at me. Do I look like a fan?” “Well, we will have to call someone from the show to let you in.” “No you can’t. They can’t see me like this.” “Well, I don’t know what to tell you missy.” She threw her hands up in the air.

She was later shown sneaking in the building behind another wrestler. She managed to do it undetected and was shown creeping around the hallways and hiding in corners so that she would not be seen by anyone. Finally, she was shown turning a corner into a locker room. When she did, the entire dressing room was there, pointing and laughing at her. She looked furious.

In for a Penny mess

Celeb’s revenge

Celeb’s revenge

There was a new show that was beginning. The idea was for a revenge show on WAM fans. People who had been messy or been fantasised about being messy would get to get their own back on the people that wanted to see it. The show would also use the element of surprise to set up potential contestants. There was going to be a lot of humiliation happening.

HE was one of the first to be nominated. He had no idea what was going to happen when he was asked to appear on the show. The producers had gone online on WAM sites to look for good potential victims to appear on the show. They contacted the potential victims and told them only that they were looking for WAM fans to appear on a show that would be involving a great deal of WAM content. Of course, they never went into any detail as to who would actually be receiving the mess. They spoke with potential contestants online and then over the phone. A questionnaire was completed with a show rep. The questions that were asked included what the person’s favourite messes were, who they would like to see messed, and why as well as questions about them personally. He was excited when he was contacted. He loved the idea of being on a WAM television show. The questions that they asked made him jump to the conclusion that he would be messing a celebrity or multiple celebrities based on his preferences. Little did he know that the whole thing was a set up that was going to be turned around upon him in the most embarrassing way possible. The possibility that they could be asking him these questions so they would know how best to set him up for messy revenge never crossed his mind for a second.

He was shocked when he was selected to appear on the first episode of the show. They had said that they loved his enthusiasm. They had also been looking at some of his web history and could see things that he had been discussing. He never would have guessed what the show was really all about. The thought never really crossed his mind. He was very excited as the day of the show approached. The production team around the show was very supportive and treated him amazingly. Finally the big day arrived. He believed that he was going to be getting the opportunity to possibly mess one of his ultimate messy fantasy women. He imagined tons about what might occur. They transported him to the studio and prepared him for the show.

The presenter for this show happened to be one of the more attractive female presenters in the country. She was the perfect person to be presenting such a show with a concept such as this. As this was the first episode of the show, no one knew what to except. The presenter came out on the stage to the applause of the audience. “Welcome to our show everyone. We hope that you will enjoy what you are about to witness. Today we have three mess fans as our guests. We have Him, AS and JL. They all have similar taste in mess and in potential messy candidates. Some of their top choices are Scarlett Johansson, Emilia Clarke and Jennifer Lawrence. I can reveal to you all that the three ladies are actually in the studio today, backstage. We will be playing a little game of chance. The winner is going to be getting a messy surprise involving the three ladies.” The three guys looked very excited. They all were desperate to win the game and to get the “reward”.

“The game is a very simple one. We have a messy wheel.” The wheel was brought out. It was gigantic like on the Wheel of Fortune. “There is one slice of the wheel that has slime on it. The game is simple. You will take turns spinning the wheel. The object is to have the wheel land on the slime. The wheel must go around at least once. If more than one lands on it then there will be another round. Ok here we go.” The tension for the three guys was through the roof. They each took turns spinning the wheel. The other areas of the wheel had different characters and pictures on it. Some were things like spin again or lose a turn. There were many segments of the wheel so it would be difficult to land on the slime segment.

The guys started taking their turns in order. They were all unsuccessful on their first turn. They all then took a second turn and were unable to get the wheel to land on the slime segment. On the third turn, the first two mean were unsuccessful again. It was his turn. The slime segment was on the other side of the wheel. He calculated in his mind how hard he would need to push to make it land on the spot approximately. He gave it a spin. The wheel went around a few times before starting to slow down. It landed on the segment before the slime one, but slowly ticked over. Everyone held their breath and crossed their fingers. The wheel ticked over one more time landing in the segment. He clapped his hands and celebrated. He was very happy. The others were thanked and led offstage.

“Well done, you are our winner, but I have to confess that things are not quite as they may appear. Come on ladies, do you have those cuffs ready?” Much to his surprise, the three actresses came on stage. He did not really expect them to be there like this. He was very excited indeed. “Welcome ladies, he has been wanting to see you three get messy for a long time. He has been fantasizing about it a very long time. He has been reading stories and viewing things online. We think that is very naughty. Now, since he has been imagining it happening to you three for so long that it would only be fair that you should get a measure of revenge for that. What do you think?” “Oh yeah, I think that he definitely deserves it,” Jennifer said. “I would love to see him get covered in mess to be honest,” Emilia said. “This has got to happen,” Scarlett said. He looked sheepish and very embarrassed at what was going on. He was in shock.

“Ladies, do you have those handcuffs that we gave you?” The women twirled the handcuffs around on their fingers. “Let’s cuff him.” A covering was put over the wheel that had a few hooks on it. The ladies pushed him back and cuffed his wrists and ankles to the wheel. “So, if you had not guessed, the show is all about allowing desired messy targets to get revenge. These three ladies are about to administer mess all over him here.” “This is going to be sweet,” Scarlett said.

It was Emilia’s turn first. She was handed two gigantic cream pies. She took one in each hand and sauntered over to him sensually. She smiled as she took aim. She looked like she was loving every single second of this. She smiled as she thrust one of the pies straight into his face, rubbing it around with all of the force in her body. She thrust the second into his crotch, twisting it around between his legs. She then let the tins drop. She took one finger and picked some of the pie from his face, licking it off of her finger sensually.

It was now Jennifer’s turn. She was given a containers of squirty whipped cream and a bottle of chocolate syrup. “Oh yeah, I am going to love doing this,” she exclaimed. She took one bottle in each hand and began to spray the whipped cream and chocolate all over his head and then down his body. She sprayed some into his trousers and inside of his underwear. She took her time dousing him in chocolate syrup and then spraying him in whipped cream. She was loving getting the chance too totally dominate and humiliate him like this.

Finally it was Scarlett’s turn. “I think he wanted to see you get it the most,” the presenter teased. Scarlett just smiled evilly. She was handed a bucket of slime. She took him by the chin and winked at him. She then took the bucket of slime and tipped it all over his body. It was green and sloppy. She took her time slowly dispersing the slimy mess all over his body. She poured it over his head and allowed it to pour all over his body. He closed his eyes and thought to himself,” Scarlett Johansson is dumping slime all over me.” He felt it as it oozed its way all over his body. He became quite aroused as she dumped her load all over him.  “He looks so much better covered in slime don’t you think?,” she teased.

The three of them then posed for photos, pointing and laughing at him, still dripping in mess from head to toe. “This is going to be my screensaver,” Scarlett said. “ I just love it.”

Human Taco

Sorry, but I think this is the hottest thing ever. I would love to meet this lady for sure.

Susanna Hoffs fake mess

This is a fake messing of Susanna Hoffs.

Dianne Buswell wears the trousers and the marshmallows

Dianne Buswell wears the trousers and the marshmallows

Joe Sugg was dating his Strictly Come Dancing partner Dianne Buswell. She definitely wore the trousers in their relationship. She was pushy and demanding. Because she had been the dancer on the show and had been the one in charge of the dancing and arranging everything, she got very used to telling Joe what to do all the time and carried on doing this even after the show was over. This carried on over into their relationship. She was extremely bossy and was always ordering him around. He put up with this and did not mind at first because she was very, very sexy and he fancied her a lot. Those around him did not like what they saw at all in the relationship. All of his friends and family grew to not like her very much because of how she carried on. They all were dying to see her get her comeuppance. They felt that he deserved to get revenge upon her.

Everyone around them wanted to see her get put back into her place. Some of them got to talking and gave their names to a variety show that was looking for celebrity couples to take part. The couples involved would be competing against one another. What they did not know was that the winner would be getting to embarrass the loser by covering their partner in mess on national television for the entire world to see. They would not find out that piece of information until the game was over. The couple were happy to appear on the show, especially Dianne because she loved the spotlight. If she had known what was at stake, she would have probably loved the idea of getting to defeat and embarrass her boyfriend on national television. She would not be happy if the messy consequences would up being for her. She would probably be livid if she ended up being the loser.

She wore a tight fitting, short black dress on the show. It was similar to what she would wear to dance. She did her hair special and wore lots of makeup. She wanted to look as good as she possibly could. The host explained to the audience the segment of the show. “Our next segment is our celebrity couples segment. This segment pits real life celebrity couples against one another in a challenge. The winner will get bragging rights, but the loser will also receive the consequences. Today on our show we have Strictly and real life couple, Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell.

The audience cheered as they came in together hand in hand smiling and waving. “Welcome to the show,” he said. They said that they were happy to be there. “Well, this segment is going to pit you against one another. I hope your relationship is strong enough to handle that,” he said. “Oh, we will be fine. I am sure,” Dianne said. “Well, that is good, because we may put that to the test. The winner will be getting bragging rights and the loser.. well, we have a big surprise for the loser. Let’s just put it that way. You do not want to be the one who loses. I can tell you that. Are you two ready?” “I think so,” Dianne stated. Her boyfriend could not even get word in edgewise.

A very simple item was brought out on stage and given to the host. “So, this is the game. It is a very simple and straightforward game. We have hear a thick strand of liquorice, a twizler if you will. On that liquorice is a single marshmallow. It will be in the centre. One end will be placed in each of your mouths. The challenge is to be the first one to get to that marshmallow. The person who gets there first will be our winner and the other person will be our loser. Now, both of you place your hands behind your backs and close your eyes.”

He then positioned them the correct distance apart from one another. He subtly pushed the marshmallow in Joe’s direction slightly. This was so subtle that no one detected that he had done this. He then placed one end of the strand in each of their mouths. “Ok, do not start until you are told. No cheating. Ok. Get ready, set, go.” They both began to bite away at the twizler. It was not as easy as it looked, because if you chewed in the wrong way, the twizler would fall out of your mouth completely. It was quite sexy seen them bent over desperately trying to get to the marshmallow first. The tension was extremely high.  The audience cheered them on. They got closer and closer, but it was becoming evident that Joe was much closer than his girlfriend was. She was very tempted to cheat, but ultimately knew that she would be caught if she tried this. She ended up red faced as he chomped down on the marshmallow. The crowd cheered. Dianne blushed.

“Well, it looks like we have ourselves a winner. Congratulations to Joe. Joe has won and Dianne is our loser.” Dianne made a gesture with her fist as if to say,” darn it.” “So now we have determined who has lost. There is another matter that we have to discuss. Don’t we? Dianne is our loser and on our show there are always consequences for our losers. Joe has won that means he gets to do something. And he gets to do that something to our loser. Our winner is going to get to dump chocolate marshmallow ice cream and marshmallow fluff all over his beautiful girlfriend Dianne.” Dianne’s jaw dropped and her eyes widened in disbelief. She was shocked by what he had said. “How does that sound?” The crowd cheered. “That sounds wonderful,” Joe said. Dianne glared at him and muttered under her breath. She punched him in the arm. “Ok, Dianne, if you will come with me.” He took her by the arm and led her over to a seat. Above her was the chocolate marshmallow ice cream that had been mentioned. There was also a large jar of marshmallow fluff with a rubber spatula sticking out of it. She reluctantly sat on the chair. She looked up with trepidation at the chocolate mess that sit over her.

Joe could not hide his amusement. Everyone who knew her thought that Dianne was a little witch who deserved this. “So, here is our cord. When you are ready, you may pull it and the chocolate marshmallow ice cream above will be released all over Dianne. Then it will be time for the fluff to finish her off.” The crowd cheered its approval. Dianne shook her head in anger. “I am going to get you for this,” she threatened. He just shrugged his shoulders and pulled the cord on her.

Her face and body tensed up as he pulled the cord. A torrent of half melted brown ice cream filled with lumps and swirling plummeted downwards all over her. Her face convulsed at the sensation of having gallons of glop dumped over her. It fell over her face and stuck to her dark red hair and poured down onto her body. It dumped onto her legs and went through her cleavage and down her dress, almost pushing it off of her body in the process. It was the right consistency that allowed it to stick all over her body, bathing her in sloppy ice cream.

He then grabbed the spatula and the marshmallow fluff. He took the jar and tipped it right over her head. Blobs of it fell down onto her. He began to shake it so more would dislodge. Some of it fell out and landed on her hair face and chest. A large glob fell down her front and onto her lap and knees. A lot of it was still stuck inside the jar so he used the spatula. He rubbed it around on her face, putting some on her cheeks and onto her nose. He then used it to smear the fluff over her legs. He pushed more across her chest, smearing it all over. He then took the spatula and removed the final giant glob of it, plopping it onto her head. Some fell from her mouth and nose.

“Well, it’s safe to say that Dianne will never look at marshmallows the same way ever again,” the host joked. She glared at him. She was furious. Her whole body was covered in mess. Members of Joe’s friends and family instantly started posting photos and videos of the messing all over the place. They enjoyed what they saw immensely. They would sometimes send her pictures of a marshmallow on a twizler with no comment just to tease her.