Shakira so embarrassing

 

Shakira so embarrassing

Shakira appeared on a talk show discussing how she would routinely embarrass her entire family in public settings. She admitted that she was a very embarrassing wife and mother within her family. The host then advised her that her family had contacted the show. He stated that they had been complaining about how embarrassing she really was. At first, she just laughed and shrugged her shoulders. She was very surprised when the host then stated that he thought that it was only right that her family be given the chance to get revenge upon her for everything she had done to them. This time she would be the one to be embarrassed. Unfortunately for her, it would take place live on national television and it would be embarrassment on a much larger scale.

Shakira was wearing a short, tight fitting red outfit that looked very sexy indeed. The host asked her to get up and do some dancing as it was something that she would usually do on his show. She got up and started doing a silly danced. She smiled, but looked kind of nervous at the same time. She made funny faces as she danced. As she continued, the host told everyone that they should think twice before embarrassing their families in public and Shakira was about to learn this lesson the hard way.

As she wiggled to and fro, taco sauce began to rain down on her from above. Her mouth fell open and she squealed as the sauce poured down her hair, face and body. She wiggled her arms and looked over as the host. Before she had a chance to respond, nacho cheese sauce began to dump all over her from above. She put her hands over her eyes as the nacho cheese slowly coated her head and shoulders. It plopped down her dress, legs and boots. Some of it plopped onto the floor. It was smooth and cheesy.

She began to move her arms and legs again, doing a little dance. As she did this, sour cream began to fall all over her from above. She nearly slid and tripped as the sour cream plopped onto her clothes and boots. It was followed by thick salsa that plopped onto her head and oozed down her clothes and legs.

Finally, thick, gloppy, lumpy guacamole began to fall down upon her in gigantic blobs. She attempted to throw some of these around. Blobs stuck to her backside, shoulders, chest and knees. She was now splotched in the colourful messes that had fallen onto her.

The host looked over to her and said,” You’re family are going to love this. I am sure they have wanted to do this to you for a very long time now.” She looked over at him and said, sarcastically, “Oh, I am sure of it.”

Mina Kimes fake mess 4, 5 and 6

 Mina Kimes fake messes 4, 5 and 6

Savannah Guthrie gets it

 

Savannah Guthrie gets it

Savannah Guthrie was a famous face, known for her huge cheesy smile. She spent a lot of time on the Today Show and doing other news and entertainment related things for the network. She came across as very slimeable. If that is even a real word.

She was asked to do a report on a fundraiser that was going on in various locations involving slimings. She went to the sight and interviewed various individuals about the fundraiser, the charity and the slime. They all said that they were doing it for a great cause and the more money they could raise, the more good that could be done. Savannah told everyone that this was a good cause and encouraged everyone to donate what they could.

Then one of her colleagues, Hoda Kotb entered. She took the microphone and said. “I am so glad to hear you say that Savannah, because we at the network have a little surprise for you. The network and all of your friends have agreed to donate $5,000 to the fundraiser, on one condition. That condition is that you, Savannah, must take a seat in the slime tank yourself.” Savannah was put on the spot by this. She could not possibly refuse. She was stuck. She would have to take the sliming with good humour. Inside though, she was a little bit furious that she was put in this position, but she could not complain. “Uh, ok,” she muttered.

She was wearing a light blue silky top and matching skirt. Hoda led her to a slime tank where she took her rightful seat. She crossed her sexy bare legs and looked up. She smiled but was really crapping herself. She wrapped her arms around her body and braced herself. Hoda looked over at her, smiled, pointed and then pulled the lever on the tank.

Savannah’s face scrunched up as green and pink slimed rained down upon her from above. It fell all over her skirt, chest, shoulders and hair. She could feel it on her clothes and hair, before a large batch exploded down on her. It rolled down her face, down her cheeks and her nose, down her chin. Everyone was laughing and cheering uproariously. Savannah squirmed as the sloppy slime continued to roll down her back, down the back of her skirt and down onto her legs. Slime dripped down the entire length of her body.

When it stopped, she shook her head and arms. She pushed globs of slime away from her mouth and eyes. She tried to pretend that it was no big deal. This was something Savannah did a lot. She had outward persona of being sweet and nice, but that only masked her true self. She was really a self-absorbed bitch. She tried at all times to not let that show. Her colleagues were well aware of this though and were only too happy to witness her getting covered in revolting, sloppy slime.

Emily Kaplan fake messes 2 and 3

 Emily Kaplan fake messes 2 and 3

Sandra Bullock stark bullock naked

 

Sandra Bullock stark bullock naked

Sandra Bullock was in a film where she was caught naked and then fell over into Ryan Reynolds. It was in a film called the Proposal. It was the typical romantic comedy where the couple disliked each other and bickered, but ended up falling in love. It had been done a million times before. It was not that amusing.

The original version of the scene went even further. A naked Sandra Bullock came out. The difference was, she then began a sequence that was even more slapstick, but was no less ridiculous than the original scene. When she came out of the bathroom stark Bullock naked, she was then greeted with a pie that was slammed directly into her face. She screamed as the pie hit her full on in her face. She then looked up and a bucket of green sauce tipped over from above, dropping slimy sauce all over her. She was aghast.

She then began to slip and slide. She flipped over and fell into the kitchen, landing on a counter top that was filled with various foods. They flipped and flew everywhere, splattering all over her. She was completely shocked and embarrassed. She then fell backwards and ran into a trash can, flipping it over. The trash inside flew up and all over her. She then fell over onto the floor into the garbage can and the garbage.

She stood up again. She began to slip and slide and went out the back door, over the stairs and down into some manure and mess that was piled near the door. At that moment, the other character and a group of his friends and family arrived, finding her fully naked and now covered in mess.

She looked up and blushed. She shrugged her shoulders and said, ”Hi,” comically. They all looked shocked and dumbfounded. They then all took out their camera phones and started snapping photos.

Maisie Smith fake mess 2

 Maisie Smith fake mess 2

Millie Gibson welcomed

 

Millie Gibson welcomed

Millie Gibson was set to join Doctor Who. It was a great job that she was very excited to start. As a welcome, something very special was planned for her. A very special Tardis was made just for her. This one was not bigger on the inside, however. This one was a normal police box, but with one significant exception. It was made into a gunge tank.

There was a special welcome for her. It was broadcast on a children’s television chat show. Her co-stars were spoken to. They were excited to welcome her to the show. They seemed very warm and sweet, until they explained that they had a very special surprise set up to welcome her. They told everyone that it was a tradition.

Millie seemed excited. Everyone was directed over to something that was covered in a sheet. It was large and had a very specific shape. They explained that it was a welcome gift for Millie. They pulled the sheet and revealed the Tardis gunge tank. Millie was shocked. She was told that it was hers and that she get in and try it out. As she got in, she noticed that it was indeed a gunge tank. She started laughing and pointing up. She was wearing denim overalls and a white t-shirt. Everyone clapped for her. She folded her arms and shook her head.

They counted to three and then all shouted, welcoming her. The lever on the tank was pulled. Millie shrieked as pink gunge poured down from above all over her. It poured down her blonde hair, which happened to be in pigtails. The gunge poured and poured down all over her as everyone cheered and clapped. The gunge ran down her shoulders and into her overalls. She smushed her feet around in the slime that now covered the floor below.

She looked up and laughed. She stuck her tongue out and gave two thumbs up. She even took a bow, splattering gunge around all over the place. It was quite a way to be welcome to her new job. It was still a dream come true for her though.

Mandip Gill fake messes 3 and 4

 Mandip Gill fake messes 3 and 4

Kyla Kenedy fake messes 1-3

 Kyla Kenedy fake messes 1-3

Laura Linney steamed

 

Laura Linney steamed

Laura Linney is an actress that plays serious roles mainly. She is someone who is always really serious on screen and usually does not crack a smile easily. She is typically in fraught films and sometimes swears a lot in them. She was also someone that seemed a little bit stuck up. It would be quite amusing to see her getting messy. She may not take too kindly to something like that. She would appear to be someone who would find such a situation extremely embarrassing.

The actor who played her husband on her newest drama show was getting very annoyed with her attitude. She seemed to always be in a strop or to have a stick up her ass about something. She took herself way too seriously. He and the woman who played their daughter decided that it would be hilarious to get Laura back and to teach her a lesson in the form of mess.

They were filming as usual. Everyone was in character. The husband and daughter were having a family argument with Laura’s character. They were confronting her over some of her actions that had backfired and caused issues for everyone. The scene was taking place at the dinner table. The scene was meant to end there, but the other two actors continued. Laura’s line was, “I do not deserve this.”

She uttered the line as was scripted. She expected this to be the end of the scene. Instead, the actor playing her husband turned around and grabbed a pot of spaghetti and meatballs. He then told her,” This is exactly what you deserve.” He then tipped the pot over her head. The spaghetti and meatballs in sauce fell from the pot and fell all over Laura. Her mouth fell open. She was completely shocked. Everyone else laughed. He then began to tip plates of spaghetti out all over her.

The actress playing her daughter laughed. She got up and grabbed the salad bowl. “Hey, Mom, have some salad,” she said. She then dumped the salad out over Laura. The salad stuck to the spaghetti that was already dripping from her face and body. The actress then took some bottles of ranch salad dressing and proceeded to shake them out all over Laura. The husband continued tossing dinner items at her including bits of garlic bread, croutons and the like.

The daughter then offered her some dessert. She took a large, round black forest cake that was set up for dessert and pushed it into Laura’s face. Laura lifted her legs as her face disappeared in the layers of cream, cake and cherries. She received a full face full of the cake. She looked extremely angry. You could almost see the steam coming from her ears as she huffed and puffed. Her face was bright red with embarrassment and anger.

She screamed in anger and then stormed off the set. She could hear everyone’s cheers and laughter as she stomped back to her dressing room.