Sunday 28 January 2024

Tina Fey some friend

 

Tina Fey some friend

Amy Poheler and Tina Fey were close friends who often worked together. They even toured together. They were both willing to have a laugh at their own expense. They were both happy to make a bet on something with a mess on the line for the loser. One of them would end up covered in mess. They each thought that the idea of messing the other was a hilarious idea. Each was counting on winning the bet. The bet itself became secondary to the consequences. These were built up over time, until everyone was talking about it.


They each made jokes about what might happen and how they did not want to be the one who lost. In the end, it was Tina who came up short, losing the bet. Amy was absolutely thrilled, as one would imagine. Not only did she escape the messing, but was going to get to mess up what was, essentially, her best friend. Tina could not remove the sarcastic look from her face.

Tina was sat down. She kept her glasses on. As she sat down, Amy already had grabbed a creamy pie and shoved it straight into Tina’s face. Tina had no time to react as the pie was shoved right in her face. It was pushed into her face with some force. She almost thought that her glasses had broken, the pie slammed into her face with such a force. She shook her head and stuck her tongue out. Her face and glasses were covered in pie. Pie had also flown backwards when the pie hit her in the face. Her brown hair was laced with creamy pie as well.


Amy laughed uncontrollably. Tina flicked some of the pie her way. She tried to clean some of the pie from her glasses as Amy readied a bucket of gravy over her friend’s head. She closed her eyes as Amy began to pour gravy over her head. She looked up as the gravy poured onto her pied face. It rolled down her neck and onto her body. Amy then pushed the bucket down on the top of Tina’s head. She left it there for a moment leaving Tina looking very silly indeed.


Tina was a respected person in the business and now was covered in pie and gravy. Amy then said in a funny voice,” Now we have the lasagne!” Everyone could see Tina gulp when she heard this. Amy took a tray of leftover lasagne and trashed her friend with it. If anyone had ever wanted to see Tina Fey dripping in cheese, sauce, meat and pasta, this was that opportunity. The lasagne rolled out in sheets all over Tina. Amy rubbed some of the larger sheets around in her face, covering her in sauce and ricotta cheese. Tina could only faintly sputter beneath the mountain of lasagne. A huge but of it stuck onto glasses and dangled awkwardly from one side of them.


Amy laughed and danced. She was enjoying every minute of this. She then finished her off with a bucket filled with coleslaw. Amy waved her hand in front of her nose, because of the rotten stench of the coleslaw. She then thrust the bucket over Tina’s head. Tina looked startled as she was blasted with slaw. It was poured all over her hair, face and glasses. There were mounds of it that collected on top of her head and on her glasses. Amy pointed at her friend and laughed.

Tina made a funny look, took a deep breath and gave a thumbs up as her friend continued to point and laugh at her.

Mina Kimes fake mess 12

 Mina Kimes fake mess 12



Sunday 21 January 2024

Lindsay Davenport loses

 

Lindsay Davenport loses

Lindsay Davenport was a top tennis player in her time. She was one of the top players in the world, at one point. She was now getting older and was no longer a top player. She was going to play in a charity tennis match. The match was against a very young player. Her opponent teased her quite a lot before the match about her age. She was then goaded into a bet on the match. The winner would get to mess the loser.


Lindsay actually started out hot and took a lead early. Her opponent then came roaring back, eventually taking the lead. In the end it was rather close. Lyndsay, however ended up being beaten to the finish of the match. She wiped the sweat from her brow and sputtered her lips. She walked forward and shook her opponent’s hand. She was wearing an all light blue outfit.


She was called back to centre court. She slowly made the walk of shame and took her seat at midcourt. She blushed. She looked very embarrassed. Her opponent then walked out. She had a huge smile on her face. She was very excited. The crowd was very excited as well. It was time for Miss Davenport to face the music of her loss.

She did not have the luxury of a hat. She would not be able to block the mess. It all started with a container of honey. Her opponent chuckled as she began to squeeze the container. The gooey honey oozed out all over Lindsay’s hair, arms, back and legs. Piles of mess oozed all over her head.


Her opponent then dumped a pillow case full of feathers all over her. They fell all over her. They stuck all over her hair and her body. She shook her head and laughed in embarrassment. She looked very silly.

It was then time for tortellini. Her opponent took a large bucket of the pasta and started pouring it all over Lindsay. Large chunks of the pasta in sauce fell all over her. It oozed over her shoulders and down her chest and shoulders. It stuck to her hair and to her legs. Lindsay was shown rolling her eyes, her head covered in tortellini. They were gross, multi-coloured tortellini.

Next was ranch salad dressing. This dressing looked like it was expired and probably rotten. It was in a huge oversized bottle. Her opponent began shaking it out on her head. It covered the top of her head. She shook her head and stuck her tongue out. She looked very funny.


Her opponent then took a huge tray of Caesar salad. In a swoop, she dumped the entire try out all over Lindsay. The salad was covered in cheese, carrots, dressing and croutons. It stuck all over Lindsay’s body and to the dressing.

Lindsay shook her arms and made a grimace. This was the most embarrassing moment of her life, no doubt.

Emily Kaplan fake mess 5

 Emily Kaplan fake mess 5



Sunday 14 January 2024

Crest White strips commercial woman

 

Crest White strips commercial woman

The Crest whitestrips commercial was all about clean and white looking teeth. It featured a woman whose face took up most of the screen talking about her teeth not looking white, but saying that whitestrips made them much whiter. In a second commercial, she talked about messes and stains.


“Lots of things can stain your teeth. Food like cherry pie.” Right after, she said that, a cherry pie flew through the air and smashed right in her face. The tin slowly oozed down her face. Her face and hair were covered in cherry pie filling and crust. “Look, I may be messy, but my teeth are still so white!,” she exclaimed.

“And what about things like chocolate cream pie.” She licked her lips as a chocolate cream pie was flung at her, straight into her face. It landed with a plopping noise. This time the pie tin stuck to the top of her head. Her face and short dark hair were covered in chocolate pie filling and whipped cream. She smiled and flashed her teeth again. “Look, even though I have been clobbered with a chocolate cream pie, my teeth are still so white. They stay white no matter what.”


“Even if we tried spaghetti,” she uttered. With that, gallons of spaghetti hoops fell all over her from above. She smiled and chuckled sarcastically. She looked down and took a deep breath. She was soon covered in spaghetti hoops. As she looked up she said, pointing at her huge teeth and exaggerated smile,” My teeth are still bright white, though I may be completely covered in spaghetti hoops.


“The sae hold true for baked beans, of course,” she explained. At that moment, she was showered with baked beans. They splattered in all directions. Her white coat was irrevocably stained with spaghetti and bean juice. Baked beans poured down over her. She had short hair, so there was little to shield her face from the onslaught of sloppy baked beans. There were beans stuck all over her face. Beans dripped down her shirt and coat. “As embarrassing as this is, I can still be confident in knowing that my teeth are still bright white and Crest whitestrips can clean up any stains that may be on my teeth.

“Now the rest of me, that is another story. This lab coat will probably be stained forever. I will probably be cleaning beans from my panties for hours, but my teeth are still sparkling.”

Liv Morgan fake mess 2 and 3

 Liv Morgan fakes 2 and 3




Saturday 6 January 2024

Helena Bonham Carter how revolting

 

Helena Bonham Carter how revolting

Helena Bonham Carter was in a lot of movies that involved gothic themes. She sometimes played the bad guy in her special way. These were mostly Tim Burton films. They all had a very similar feel to them. In one of the films, Helena played a villain. She was trying to hold the heroine hostage. She was trying to get information from the heroine. The heroine was all tied up.


When Helena was away, the heroine managed to free herself. She then set a trap for the villain for when they arrived back. The villain had been feeding the heroine gruel and threatening to make her into a pie. All of this hearkened back to films such as Sweeney Todd, Les Miserables etc. The heroine could not get out of the property because the villain still had the key to the room. The heroine set up the trap and was all ready to go.

Helena’s character walked in the room and was talking loudly. She wore a period dress. The heroine was hiding. As she entered, the villain could see that the heroine was no longer tied up. “Hey, where are you, you little cow?,” she uttered.


At that moment, the heroine pulled a rope. The rope caused a bucket of gruel that was set up above the door to tip over, dropping the gruel all over the villain. The villain comically screamed and staggered backwards. The heroine then launched disgusting meat and kidney pies that contained dubious fillings straight at the villain. They flew at her and landed in her face, on her shoulder and into her body. She was peppered with them. When they collided with her they smashed, covering her in the disgusting pie fillings that were inside. The contents oozed all over her. Helena was very good at acting in this type of scenario and had perfect comic timing with her exaggerated reactions and over the top staggering and sputtering.


She staggered backwards and fell on her behind. The heroine then tossed the contents of a slop bucket upon her. This was a bucket that was used to collect trash and waste in the room. It was revolting looking. The contents fell all over the villain. Bits stuck to her curled hair and frilly outfit. She appeared to be furious.


The heroine popped out and grabbed the key. She then pushed some spam in the villain’s face as she ran out of the building to freedom. Helena pouted and shouted. She was dishevelled, covered in disgusting mess. She then looked down at herself dejectedly. “How revolting,” she uttered.

Coleen Rooney fake mess

 Coleen Rooney fake mess