Missy Franklin has lost

 

Missy Franklin has lost

Missy Franklin was one of the most successful swimmers of her time. She had won multiple medals in the Olympics. She was now retired from the sport, but was working as a broadcaster for swimming. She was witnessing all of her records being broken by younger swimmers. She found this annoying, but couldn’t really say that out loud or she would look quite petty. Katie Ledecky, for example had been shattering her records. This made her quite jealous. There was one record that Katie had not managed to surpass. Missy happened to mention that Katie may have beaten the other records, but she would not get that one. The other presenters were surprised by her reaction. They asked her if she would be willing to make a bet on it. She blurted out that she would in a heartbeat, not thinking about what she was agreeing to. They then proposed that they make a bet on the event. If Katie won and broke the record, Missy would get messed for everyone to see. Missy was not exactly overjoyed about this, but felt that she could not back down from what she said.

Katie heard rumblings of this, which gave her some extra motivation to win the race. She was already the favourite anyway, but this tipped her over the edge. There was no way she would be losing now. Of course, Katie did as she always did and scorched the competition and the record. Missy looked on with frustration as Katie topped her in every way. To make matters worse, now she would have to endure a fate even more humiliating at Katie’s hands. After accepting her medal, the first thing Katie did was head straight over to Missy. Missy then realised that not only had Katie humiliated her by beating her at the sport that she had been the best at, but now she was going to be the one doing the honours of humiliating her in the messiest way possible. She realised that Katie was going to be the one who would be messing her.

Katie was smirking. To take a messing at the hands of someone she was so jealous of would be almost unbearable for Missy. Katie smiled at her and motioned for her to take a seat. Katie was loving this. The prospect of embarrassing her rival was one that she was looking forward to tremendously. Katie was already gloating about how much she was going to enjoy this.

Katie was handed a large bucket that was filled with heavy, foul smelling brown muck that resembled gravy. It was very lumpy and looked very disgusting. Katie smiled and laughed. She was enjoying every second of this. This was like a dream come true. A gold medal was great, but this was even better. Missy blushed and lowered her head. She could not believe that this was really happening. The fact that Katie was getting to do this to her was almost the worst part of the whole thing.

Missy blushed and closed her eyes. A delighted Katie tipped the bucket and the sloppy brown gravy began to pour out all over Missy. It poured down her forehead and down her face. She opened her mouth and closed her eyes. She threw her head back, pushing some of the mess away. More began to pour all over her face and down her neck. Some began to pour down her chest and down the rest of her face. She was soon covered in the mess. Katie was laughing hysterically as she dumped the thick mess all over Missy. The sloppy mess stuck all over Missy’s curly brown hair.

Katie moved the bucket around, letting the mess fall all over Missy’s body. The brown mess dripped down her nose and cheeks. She could not help but laugh in embarrassment. She was not happy at how things turned out. The sensation of being on the receiving end of humiliation from Katie was one that was almost unbearable.

Julia Reed Robot Wars

 

Julia Reed Robot Wars

Julia Reed was one of the presenters on Robot Wars. It was a show and a time long forgotten, but she stayed in the memories of many of the guys who used to watch the show on Friday evenings. She was fantastic on the show. She almost always wore tight fitting black clothing. Her black jeans and t-shirt lived on in the memory along with her black belt. Some may have viewed her as the perfect woman.

The show was light hearted and fun. There was one season where Julia was firmly behind one of the teams and their robot. She always discussed that she felt that they were definitely going to win the show. Others on the show had their doubts. Anything could happen on the show. It was quite unpredictable. The others on the show decided to make a bet with Julia on the outcome of the show. If the team that she believed would win was successful, she would get a bonus. If they lost, she would get a messing. She was slightly reluctant to agree at first, but came to the conclusion that she had more to gain than she had to lose so agreed. The producers liked the idea, because it provided a running theme throughout the series. People would be routing for or against that one team, and the suspense would build throughout the series.

As luck would have it, the team made it all the way to the final match. The other robot was equipped with a reaching mechanism and a pointed spike. It had to be said that Julia’s pick was the odds on favourite. It had been dominant throughout the competition. When the match started out, it was dominating again. Unfortunately, as luck would have it, misfortune struck at the worst possible time. Something malfunctioned in the robot and it just stopped working all together. There was nothing that could be done. It had lost. It was terrible luck, but Julia was going to have to pay the price.

Julia was next shown sat under a giant container of mess similar to a giant mess balloon. “Well, Julia, that means you lost the bet. It was terrible luck, but fair is fair,” the other presenter said. “We thought it only fitting that the winning robot do the honours.” Julia looked up and shook her head and hands to say no. She grimaced as she looked up at the robot. This was going to be extra humiliating, having the winning robot get to discharge the mess upon her.

The robot’s arm went over and pushed against the container of mess. This resulted in sloppy green slime followed by spaghetti and sauce to explode downward all over Julia. She screamed as the mess poured down upon her. In an instant, she was covered in spaghetti and sauce as well as slime. There were blobs of it all over her jeans, shirt and hair. It dripped from her head, breasts and knees. She stuck out her hands and laughed, pushing her knees together. She really had never looked better.

Christina Hendricks fake mess

Christina Hendricks fake mess

Eva Marie fake messes 2 and 3

 These are fakes of Eva Marie.

Connie Britton anything for a prize

 

Connie Britton anything for a prize

Connie Britton was a luscious curvy redhead. She was gorgeous. She always looked amazing. She was funny and quite nice as well. She was a lovely person all around. All of this made her a prime candidate for a messing.

One day she was relaxing, sunbathing on the beach when she was approached by a presenter who had a cameraman with him. He did not really realise that she was famous. He was just out on the beach filming for the variety show that he was on and approaching people on the beach with the aim of getting them to do crazy and funny challenges and stunts for prizes etc.

She was approached by the presenter. He was incredibly hyper and enthusiastic. It was an MTV style of show, but also similar to shows that were on ITV as well. It was an anything for cash sort of concept. “Hey, sorry to bother you, but we are filming for a television gameshow where we approach everyday people and ask them if they are willing to do crazy things for amazing prizes. We wondered if you would like to take part.” She did not need the money or to be on television, but she considered it anyway. It sounded like it could be fun depending on what they had in mind. She looked at him and then asked, “What would you be asking me to do then?” He smiled, thinking that she was at least considering the offer. “Well, the prize is a trip to anywhere you would like in America. All you have to do it get a stranger to dump our bucket of leftovers all over you.” He showed her the bucket. It was gigantic. It was filled with foul smelling food waste. It looked and smelled revolting. She turned up her nose when she saw it, but then said,” Ok, that should be easy enough.” “Great,” he said. He was a little surprised that she had agreed. He was very happy that she did though. He then told her that there was a time limit.

This was not dissimilar to an old show called Would ya, Could ya from the early 2000’s in concept. She stood up and got ready. He told her that he had five minutes to convince someone. She got up and raced around talking to anyone that she could find. She was tripping over her words. It was not easy to explain what she meant. The first few people that she asked looked at her as though she was crazy and could not get away fast enough. Two more people refused. Finally, she approached a guy who was a bit younger than her. He tried not to let it show that he found her very attractive. When  she asked him to dump the leftovers on her, he thought that his dreams all came true at once. Of course, he would be only too happy to oblige.

They went over by the boardwalk and she got into position. She got down on her knees and put her arms behind her back. She looked up at him, closed her eyes and shook her head. “Let me have it,” she shouted. He could not believe that this was really happening. This was like a dream come true. He was handed the bucket and told to fire at will. He smiled as he approached.

He took aim and slowly began to tip the bucket forward, aiming it at Connie. “Oh yeah, I want it. Give it to me,” she shouted somewhat sarcastically. The revolting food waste began to pour down over Connie’s head, oozing over her face and down her body. It was a genuine mixture of various discarded foods. There was bits of macaroni, rotten eggs and vegetables, pumpkin innards, bean dip, gravy and even some half chewed French fries in the bucket. She made a disgusted look as the mess slopped down all over her. Some of it clung to her face and hair as the slimier bits rolled down her breasts and down her sexy body, onto her legs, behind and stomach. She could feel it all over her.

When he was done she got him to put his hands in the mess and let him rub some of it around on her body and in her face. She let him smush the larger clumps onto her chest and her behind. She stood up and shook a bit. She bowed as she was presented with the tickets that she had won. She shook the man’s hand and thanked him.

“Well done,” the presenter said. “Both of you did great. Thank you so much.” He only found out later on that Connie was a famous actress.

Christina Aguilera fake sliming

 This is a fake sliming of Christina Aguilera.

Avril Lavigne fake mess

 This is a fake sliming of Avril Lavigne.

Britney Spears revenge on Christina Aguilera

 

Britney Spears revenge on Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera had managed to mess and humiliate her rival Britney Spears. At first Britney was willing to let it go and move on gracefully, but Christina would not stop gloating about it. She would mention it all the time, at any opportunity that she would get. She loved rubbing it in Britney’s face. Christina’s attitude started to really get to Britney. She had never actually done anything to harm Christina, at least not intentionally, yet Christina seemed to despise her and blame her for all sorts of things. There came a point when Christina pushed things a little too far. Britney said to herself that enough was enough and she would have to pay Christina back for what she had done.

Britney approached a different television show. She explained to them what had happened with Christina and explained that she wanted to get her back. She just wanted Christina to shut up about the whole thing once and for all. She asked if they would be willing to have them on and to assist her in getting revenge on Christina. They agreed, of course. They were only too happy to arrange for this. They did not tell Christina too much about what would happen on the show. They told her that they wanted to have her on to discuss what had occurred with Britney. She was only too happy to discuss this. It was, after all, her number one favourite topic of conversation.

When the show started, both of the singers were brought out. They were each sat on stool on opposite sides of the host. Christina was smiling from ear to ear. She was ready to gloat again about Britney’s misfortune. “I am a little surprised to see you here after what happened the last time we saw each other,” she teased. “How could I possibly forget, you won’t stop reminding me and everyone else about it every chance you get.” “Well, you never looked better. It was one of the best days of my life. You got it good.” Britney was not smiling. Christina laughed at her obnoxiously. “I have watched it over and over again, in slow motion. I have never enjoyed myself so much.”

The host then chimed in,” Today, may have a very different outcome. You may not find it as much to your satisfaction.” Christina stopped in her tracks. She looked at him in shock, instinctively guessing what he was referring to. “Well, the reason that we have you both here today is to even the odds. You won fair and square last time, but you have been enjoying your victory a little too much. Who thinks that Britney deserves to get revenge?” The audience cheered. Christina was incensed. She had managed to come up on top for once, but now the tables had turned again. She shook her head but was otherwise frozen in shock. She was dressed in all white as well. She wore a mid-drift and a white skirt.

Before she knew what was happening, stage hands placed her on a sort of board and strapped her ankles and wrists in place. Britney waved and smiled. “I’m sorry, but she was asking for this right?,” she asked the audience, who roared in approval. Britney was handed a bucket of pink slime. She began to swing it back and forth with both hands, taking aim. Christina screamed at her,” You bitch. Let me go.” Britney laughed as she swung the bucket. The slimy pink mess few through the air and splattered all over Christina’s face and both. “It matches that pink at the ends of your hair. The ones that make you like a cheap dirty slut,” Britney teased. She was referencing the fact that there were always rumours about Christina being quite dirty minded. The pink slime oozed all over her tanned bare legs, on her blonde hair, over her white clothing and on her face.

Britney was then given a bucket of manure. “You say you like to be dirty. Here is your chance. You are going to be very, very dirty now,” she teased, referencing Christina’s hot song. Britney flung the manure onto Christina. It flew all over her body and face. Christina sputtered and coughed. The brown, cakey manure stuck all over her fake tan covered skin. Britney then grabbed a massive lump of it that sat between Christina’s legs and lifted it, pushing it into Christina’s face, rubbing it around as Christina gagged. It must have been cathartic to do this to Christina after she had mocked her for so long. “Boy are you dirty now, you skinny bitch,” she teased.

Britney then dumped a bucket of custard over her rival’s head. She then moved it downward, pouring custard all over her body as she went along. Christina could feel the touch of it all over her body. She felt it dripping down her stomach and legs. She could also feel a tingling sensation between her legs. Britney then took a dozen chocolate cream pies. One after another she pushed them into Christina’s prone body. She pushed one into each one of her legs, smearing the pies around on her body. She then worked her way up, smushing pies into each area of Christina’s body. Finally, she smashed the final pie directly into Christina’s face. It hit with some force, splattering all over the place. She then twisted it around in her face with as much force as she could, enjoying the sensation of pieing her jealous rival. Christina’s face dripped with cream, chocolate pie filling and bits of pie crust.

Britney looked over and smiled. She giggled. Christina was incensed and a bit despondent. She should have left well enough alone, but she had brought this upon herself, by going over the top with her teasing about what happened with Britney. It had come back to bite her.

Avril Lavigne Girlfriend/ What the Hell

 

Avril Lavigne Girlfriend/ What the Hell

Avril Lavigne had a huge hit around the globe with her single “Girlfriend”. In the video for the song, Avril played two roles, one as a punk rocker type of girl and one as a dorky girl. The guy in the video was dating the dorky girl, but the other character was doing things to make her look foolish in an attempt to steal her boyfriend away from her. This story is based on the video, taking the concept to another level.

This time it was a celebrity dating show. There was a couple on each show. There was also a celebrity. The two ladies would vie for the attention of the guy throughout the show. At the end of the show, the guy would get to make the choice between sticking with his girlfriend or choosing to date the celebrity. The lady that he did not choose would end up getting covered in sloppy mess. The guy was sat in the centre. The two ladies were sat on either side of him with a gunge tank over their heads. It looked a bit like splatterjack except that there was no pumping mechanism. The tanks were pods that were almost directly over each lady’s head. The guy also had two large buzzers positioned on either side of him. At the end of the show, he would get to push one for the lady that he was not choosing.

In this case, the guy’s girlfriend was a lot like the girl in the video. She was a bit nerdy. She wore glasses and was a bit awkward. She looked very nervous indeed. She looked different than the video though. She was not just Avril in glasses. The show started with everyone sat in their positions. The host entered.

“Welcome to the show. This week we have a lovely couple all the way from Missouri. Let’s meet them, shall we?” He walked over to the couple. “It’s great to have you here, please introduce yourselves to our audience.” “I am Matt. I am design specialist and drummer from Missouri and this is my girlfriend Zelda. We have been together for two years now.” “It’s great to meet the both of you. Unfortunately, the show may test your relationship a bit, because we have another lady who is quite interested in you as well. It is the one and only Avril Lavigne.” Everyone clapped as she was introduced. She smiled and waved.

“Avril, as you know, the object of the show is for you to convince the young man in the middle to ditch his current partner and to go out with you instead.” “Yeah, well, I am pretty confident. I mean, no offence, but I have a lot more in common with him than she does. I don’t understand what they see in each other. I am pretty confident that he will be leaving with me tonight. She will be the one who ends up getting covered in mess.” Zelda looked very nervous. She was much more shy and quiet and Avril was famous. She was also aware that her boyfriend was a bit of a fan. She had always been slightly jealous. She was not sure how this would turn out.

“So, ladies, it is going to be your jobs to convince Matt that she should be going home with you. I would advise that you do everything in your power to do just that, because there will be consequences for the loser.” Avril was dressed just as she had been in the video. She looked very good. At this time she had blonde hair.

“It is now time to ask some questions to help Matt to make his decision. Matt you may ask the questions on the cards now.” A lot of people thought that it was a forgone conclusion that he would pick the rock star, but things were not as clear cut as they seemed. “So ladies, first question, if I pick you, how would you like to spend the rest of the evening?” Zelda answered first,” Well, we would have a nice romantic dinner and then go and take the dog for a walk,” she said. It was then Avril’s turn,” Well, I’ve got a nice hotel room nearby. I don’t have a dog there, but things might end up getting doggy style tonight.” Zelda rolled her eyes and looked at Avril in disbelief. “What a slut,” she thought. “Of course, Avril was not really serious about what she was saying. She was just doing everything she could to put temptation in Matt’s way, because she wanted to win. Her naughty claims may or may not have been a true reflection. Although, she certainly thought he was hot. Avril was not a slut, but that was just how these games were played. It was more about trying to make Zelda appear to be as boring as possible. The audience whistled and Matt raised his eyebrows when she gave her answer. She was trying to be as flirty as she possibly could be.

Matt then asked another question. “Ladies what is one thing that you think a relationship can offer a man like myself?” Zelda answered,” Love and affection, trust and understanding.” Avril thought about it. “Absolute pleasure,” she replied, winking and flicking her eyelashes and eyebrows.

He then asked another question. “What is one thing that you can offer?” “Someone is who is real and who you can trust and get on with,” Zelda replied. Avril then responded,” Anything you want baby.”

“Ok,” the host said,” I think that we have heard more than enough for Matt here to make his decision. This is going to be a tough one. Your loving partner or an internationally famous pop star,” he said this kind of sarcastically, because he just assumed that everyone would pick the celebrity. Matt was quite astute though. He knew that there was more to life than just one night and he was thinking about the future. Avril was allowed to sing her song before he made his decision. While she sang it, she made faces and pointed at Zelda during relevant parts of the song. For example, she pointed at her when she sang,” I don’t like your girlfriend.” She bowed when she finished and returned to her seat.

“That was very nice. It is time for your decision, Matt. One of the ladies will get the dream date with you and the other will get, well, dumped, literally. It is now time for the moment of truth.” Zelda looked quite sad. She knew Avril was charismatic and sexy. She thought that she did not have a hope. It was now time for his answer.

“Well, I am very flattered that such a big star would be so interested in me, but I have a nice relationship with my girlfriend. I don’t want to ruin it for one night of fun. Though, it would be the night of a lifetime, I have to think beyond that. I am choosing Zelda. I’m so sorry Avril.” Avril looked completely shocked. Her eyes widened. She never for a moment thought that she might not be chosen. “What the hell? I can’t believe this. You must be crazy,” she exclaimed.

“Well, it is not the outcome we envisioned, but the choice was yours. Now you have to finish the job by pressing that button and officially dumping Avril. And I do mean dump, as the gunge above her will be dumped all over her when you press it.” Avril glared at him. “I’m so sorry,” he said as he pressed the big red button down.

Avril shouted, “No, you bas…”, as the gunge began to dump all over her. There were huge letter on the screen and a repeating voice that said dumped, dumped, dumped over and over again. She gritted her teeth and closed her eyes as the gunge was dumped over her head and then all over body. Her wrists were strapped in and she gripped the arms of the chair. The gunge went all over her white t-shirt, all over her blue plaid skirt, on her knee socks and all over her fishnets. Her body was dripping in green and blue gunge. She closed her eyes as her face was covered. Avril sat dripping in gunge.

Zelda and Matt could not help but laugh at the humiliation that Avril was experiencing. They cuddled and held hands and kissed a little. Avril shook her head in disgust and anger. The happy couple waved as they exited, while Avril was left wallow in the mess. She was eventually was led to the outhouse that was in the video to try and clean up a bit.

Before that though, she was given the chance to sing another one of her hit songs “What the hell” while still covered in messy gunge.

Khrystyne Haje Head of the Class

 

Khrystyne Haje Head of the Class

Khrystyne Haje played Simone on Head of the Class. She was another actress that I had a bit of a crush on growing up in the late eighties and early nineties. She had gorgeous red hair and was sweet, quiet and quite shy on the show. She also seemed like an extremely cool person in real life. She was someone that many had a crush on. She was a bit dorky and bohemian as well. She was a bit of a hippy.

Khrystyne was very surprised when she found herself being selected to appear in something called the slime shower. It was a similar concept to the question slime set up on Saturday Morning Mash up. On Head of the Class, the students sometimes took part in intellectual competitions with honours students from other schools. This was another eighties show where it was meant to be set in a high school, but all of the so called students were pushing 35 at the time. The setup for this scenario was that it was to see if Khrystyne was as brainy as the character as she played on the show. She was sat on a sort of swing, but inside a sort of gunge tank. There was sloppy green and orange gunge above her. There was means for it to be released as well as means for her to be lowered into a small barrel of gunge below her. It was clear though, so it could be seen through. She would have to answer three of five questions correctly to avoid the slime shower. She thought that the idea was a lot of fun and quite funny. She had a very good sense of humour and was extremely sweet and easy going in general.

She told everyone who she was and said that she was happy to be there, but was a bit nervous considering the risk that she was taking. She looked as adorable as she always did. “Please be gentle with me,” she said, giggling. The questions then began. Though she was very intelligent, she was not the super brain that the characters on Head of the Class were. The questions that were asked were ridiculously, almost comically difficult. Almost no one on the planet could have answered all of them correctly. She could only make guesses, but it was obvious that the whole idea was that the questions would be far too difficult for anyone to be able to answer, making the messing inevitable. She laughed and shook her head the whole way through. She would say,” That’s impossible. How am I supposed to know that?” On the third question, she just made a disbelieving face and said,” I don’t know,” shrugging her shoulders. The host responded saying that her answer was, obviously, incorrect. He said that she had managed to get all of the questions wrong. He told her that she knew what that meant.” She sighed and shrugged her shoulders.

“I think it’s that time,” he said. He was an over the top television comedy type gameshow host. He had a smug smile and huge white teeth. Khrystyne wrapped her armed around her body and scrunched herself up as best she could. A plunger sound was made as a large tidal wave of green and orange slime poured down upon her, splashing in all directions. It doused her red hair and stuck all over her knitted cardigan as well as the rest of her body. She giggled and scrunched her body up as best as she could.

The swing then plunged her down into the tank below and then hoisted her out again. It bounced like this several times, coated her up to her neck in more sloppy slime. The swing bounced up and down as more gunge poured on her from above. She was now completely covered in sloppy green and orange gunge. The gunge went beautifully with her orange hair. Her clothing was not meant to take a gunging. Her cardigan and skirt were made from very thick material and became very heavy when they were soaked in slime.

She could not stop herself from giggling. When the slime stopped, she shook her head, waved and laughed. She sighed and took a deep breath. She had taken the messing quite well, considering.

Gillian Anderson alien substance

 

Gillian Anderson alien substance

Gillian Anderson was famous for her role agent Scully on the X Files. The show was something of a 90’s icon in and of itself. It was the most successful show that Fox had ever had at the time in terms of ratings. She became very famous as a result of the show. Although it was not a part of her character, there was definitely a sexuality in Gillian for sure.

The role that she played was a very serious one, or at least it was played that way. This gave some the idea that it would be very amusing to see her reaction if she was to get covered in sloppy mess. She rarely smiled on the show. There were those who thought that it would be amusing to have a laugh at her expense.

Gillian and her on screen partner David Duchovny were doing a press tour in the UK. They were to appear on a famous 90’s UK television show hosted by a bearded gentleman in a Hawaiian shirt. They had never seen the show really as they were based in America. They did not know what it was all about. This particular show had themes every week. The theme for the week that they would appear was outer space. This fit in with the X Files and their roles. Little did they know that there was to be a vote with some consequences for the loser.

On the show, they appeared in character, to a point. That is they were called Mulder and Scully. They were dressed as they would be on the show. Gillian wore her famous black suit. The host spoke to them. He then revealed that there was an alien sighting and that a tank filled with a strange, gooey alien substance had been discovered. He said that the public would vote for which one of them was to go inside and “investigate”. Of course, everyone knew that this was tongue and cheek and that the host was revealing to gunge inside of a gunge tank. Gillian looked most apprehensive.

The pair were brought out halfway through the show to show the voting results to that point. It was revealed that Mulder had more votes at this point, but it was only 51% to 49%. It was very close. Gillian clapped. She looked at her colleague and laughed. She hoped that the results would hold.

They were finally brought out for the moment of truth. The outer space tank was revealed, it was decorated to look like a space shuttle. Both Gillian and David looked very nervous regarding the outcome of the vote. It was now time for the reveal. It was shown in a graphic where gunge would fill their side of the screen. Both began to fill. They looked even until the very end, when it was shown that Gillian had received 52% of the vote. She laughed and her eyes widened. She buried her face inside of her hands and laughed. David pointed at her and laughed. He was quite gracious though.

The tank door was open and Gillian climbed in. She made a pouty face and waved as David took his place at the side of the tank. He was very happy that this would be happening to Gillian and not to himself. She looked incredibly embarrassed already. The host then told Mulder that he could release the mess and let Scully have it. He smiled and shrugged his shoulders. Gillian closed her eyes and tensed her shoulders up as she braced herself.

When he pulled the lever, sloppy green and orange, lumpy mess began to plop down upon Gillian. It looked like mashed carrots and mushy peas. The orange and green went very well with her red hair. She shook her head as the thick mess fell onto her face and down her body. She screwed up her face and raised an eyebrow upwards as the sloppy mess plopped upon her. Some fell down her neck and down the front of her suit. Her clothes became splattered in sloppy blobs of the lumpy gunge. The audience roared at the sight of what they were witnessing. David clapped.

Sloppy mess fell from her nose and covered good portions of her face. She ran her hands over her face, backwards, pushing some of the mess off. She shook her head and gave a bemused face. She tried not to laugh, but the situation was so silly that she could not help but giggle a bit. There was sloppy gunge splattered all over her body. Her famous suit was splattered with globs of the sloppy mess.

Paris Hilton fake mess

 This is a fake slopping of Paris Hilton.

Karen Gillan Number 700

 

Karen Gillan Number 700

The website now had reached the milestone of 700 stories. It was a huge and unbelievable number. 700 messy, beautiful women. Mr. G. decided to celebrate the milestone by inviting the first guest that had ever received a messing on the show back to catch up and to, of course, get messed all over again. That first guest was Karen Gillan. She had seen a ton happen in her career as well since the time she had appeared on the show. She had gone to Hollywood and had become a much bigger star throughout the world as opposed to mainly being known in the UK. She was a huge Hollywood star now and had co-starred with some of the biggest stars in Hollywood in some of the biggest films of the time. Mr. G. wondered if she would agree to return, seeing as she was a much bigger star now than ever before. Much to his delight, she agreed to return.

She was one of the most attractive women in the world. It went beyond her gorgeous body and amazing red hair. She had the sexiest accent there was, a Scottish one. She also had a fantastic demeanour and way about her. She was way up on the list of most attractive women in Hollywood. He was very excited to have her back on the show.

Mr. G. welcomed everyone to the anniversary special,” 700 stories. Can you believe it? That is a whole lot of mess. I have to thank all of the lovely ladies who made this possible and took their messings with good grace. I hope they enjoyed it as much as we did. And a thank you to all of you out there for tuning in and reading the stories, visiting the website. We hope that you have gotten enjoyment as well from what we have brought you. Now, though, we have a special guest. It is the first lady that ever was messed on our stage. She has come a long way since then. She is a huge star. She is the one and only Karen Gillan.” The audience cheered. She was all smiles. She was dressed similar to the famous outfit that she wore in Jumanji. She hugged Mr. G. and shook his hand. She joined him on the couch.

“We are honoured to have you here again. It’s been a long time,” he said. “I must say, I am honoured to be here. 700 wow. That is a lot of mess.” “You know what they say though, you never forget your first,” he replied. “I’ll never forget it either,” she laughed,” Can I tell you a little secret? I actually loved it. It was pretty hot wasn’t it?” “Oh it was. It looked amazing all over you.” “Yeah, all over me body,” she joked. “I think of you every time I see spaghetti or eat it,” she joked. “Oh, I feel the same. No one quite wore it like you did.” “Cheers,” she joked, bowing.

“You have become a huge star since we last saw you. You have been in tons of blockbuster movies, but there is one clip from one film that really stands out to me. There is a moment that was captured that will live in cinematic history. It’s from a film called, Not another happy ending, a real classic.” “Oh my God,” Karen, said blushing and covering her face, knowing what he was likely referring to. “Can we have a shot or two of that scene on our big screen please?,” he asked. “Oh my God, no,” she laughed. Appearing on the screen was a scene from that little known film where Karen was completely naked. Her bare behind was completely showing in all its glory.

“Well, look at that,” he joked. She buried her face in her hands. “So I just wandered into the cinema and there it was, your bare arse on the screen 30 feet high for the whole world to see. I mean do you have any comment?” “It’s pretty embarrassing actually. I mean, when you make a film, all of your friends and family are naturally wanting to see it. But, this film was made and I had to try to hide it and to make excuses why people should not see it. I mean how do you explain to your Gran, your parents, your brother and his friends, um, please don’t see the movie because if you do, you’re gonna be seeing my naked arse. Everyone on set loved it I’m sure.” “I actually think that it was the best part of the whole movie to be honest,” Mr. G. teased,” I think they missed a trick with the advertising campaign. It should have been,” See this film and you get to see Karen’s arse. In fact, that would have been a much better film. Just your naked arse on screen for an hour and a half. I mean that would be worth the price of admission.” “Well, I’ll never love it down now. My naked arse is out there for anyone to see.” “What is it like looking at a screen of your own bare backside like this?” “Um, it’s a bit surreal, to be honest. I’ve been a very naughty girl haven’t I?,” she laughed. “Mmmhmm, I think you need to be punished a bit. How does another messing sound?,” Mr. G. asked. “Oh fabulous. I take it you are going to leave that picture up on the screen are you?,” she laughed. 

Karen got up and gave Mr. G. a huge kiss on the cheek and a hug. They then walked over to a special messy seat that was set up for her. She sat down and crossed her sexy legs. She wiggled her head around making funny faces, sticking her tongue out and furrowing her brows. A large funnel tube was in place right over her head. She looked up and laughed as she heard a noise from above her.

She closed her eyes and raised her shoulders as custard began to pour down over her from above. It poured down her face and hair and then flowed all over her body. After the custard, gravy began to pour out from the spout all over her. She giggled and squirmed as thick, sloppy, brown gravy poured down her face and then down her body, covering her clothes as it went in foul smelling mess.

Next to come were baked beans followed by mushy peas. The orange and green slop poured down over her, sticking all over her body and her clothing. Mounds of it stuck to the top of her head, as well as on her chest, shoulders and lap.

Next to come was spaghetti hoops. There seemed to be more of them than any of the other substances. Karen squealed as the nasty smelling spaghetti hoops rolled down her face and her body. The colour almost matching the colour of her ginger hair. Her body dripping with tons of the spaghetti hoops. She was covered from head to toe in revolting sloppy mess.

She waved as the show went to commercial, dripping in mess. When the show returned, Karen was out of the chair and standing with Mr. G. she was smiling and laughing, but was covered in mess still. “Thanks to everyone for helping to make the show a success. And a special thank you to Karen Gillan. She really and truly deserves it.” Everyone cheered. Karen then said,” We love you Mr. G.” She reached over and gave him a messy hug.

In front of them was a large sheet cake with 700 written on it. Karen reached down into it and pushed some all over Mr. G’s face and shirt. He then pushed some onto her. She then pushed some into his mouth, feeding it to him. The show ended with the credits rolling as they played with the cake, feeding each other, hugging and kissing and cuddling.