Sunday, 16 July 2017
Gillian Kearney/ Emma on Emmerdale
Emma Barton was on Emmerdale was played by Gillian Kearney. She was an evil character, but was very sexy at the same time. Gilliam had been on a number of other shows in the past and had always looked really good in a down to earth kind of way. Her character was a nasty one on Emmerdale for sure and deserved so comeuppance. There were times on Emmerdale when people argued and one party got their own back upon another. Emma certainly deserved to be on the receiving end.
One day, there was a scene where it finally happened. It was a typical Emmerdale scene like this. Gillian’s character Emma was arguing with another female about something ferociously. She was being a bit of a bitch towards the other woman. The argument was mainly over a man, but the two women really just didn’t like one another. There was a jealousy and mutual loathing between the two. In this situation, Gillian’s character was lying to the person’s face and they knew it. It was also a case of the more upset the other woman became, the calmer and more condescending Gillian’s character became. This, of course, only served to annoy her further.
The other women called her a liar and she responded with the words,” I beg your pardon.” She may as well have said, ”How very dare you?” The woman looked around quickly. She was very annoyed. This argument was taking place in a café in the village. She grabbed the first thing that she could find, out of pure impulse. It just so happened that the first thing to hand was a sloppy custard pie. She picked it up and slammed it in Emma’s face. Everyone in the café was aghast. They could not believe what they had just seen. Emma’s mouth fell wide open as the pie plate fell from her face. Her face and fringe were dripping with custard and cream. Her face was plastered with creamy pied. “How dare you,” she shouted. She was in shock.
The other woman was still very angry. Emma looked super embarrassed. The woman reached over to another table and picked up a few plates that contained fry ups, complete with eggs and baked beans. She took one plate and pushed it into Emma’s chest, causing the food to pour onto and down into her blouse, some of it going inside. This included bits of half eaten bacon, sausages and black pudding. The second, she tipped over Emma’s head, causing the disgusting mess to fall over her face and her hair. Bits of meat dangled from her hair. Baked beans dumped over her face and soaked her dark hair. “This is disgusting,” she screamed.
The lady was undeterred. She wanted to embarrass Emma as much as she possibly could in front of everyone. Emma was frozen in shock. The woman then grabbed a massive tray of coleslaw that was behind the counter. She grabbed it and, with all of her might, tossed it all over Emma. The coleslaw rolled down her face and the front of her body. It rolled down her legs as well. She screamed and stomped her feet.
“You deserve that, you absolute witch,” the woman said before stomping off in anger. Emma stomped her feet and threw a mini hissy fit.
Sunday, 9 July 2017
Aisling Bea 2 GYOB
Aisling Bea was featured on the comedy panel show 8 out of 10 cats. It was a quiz type show, but played for laughs mostly. There were some regulars on the show who had quite a good amount of banter between them. It was decided that another crossover would happen with another show. This one would be with Get Your Own Back. The shows would combine. The format would be that Aishling would represent one team and Katherine Ryan would represent the opposing team. The captain of the losing team would be going into the gunk dunk and taking the ultimate plunge. The whole show was built to lead up to the all-important moment. Everyone involved in the show was looking forward to the prospect of seeing one of these ladies take the plunge into the gunge.
Most of the show played out like normal. The final part saw the two ladies sat on seats suspended above the traditional gunk dunk. It was explained that their fate now lay in the hands of their teammates. Aisling pointed at her teammates and told them that they had better not lose or they would get it. The host, Jimmy Carr, told her that, actually, she would be the one getting it. That was the whole point of the show today. It was the sort of game where each time the opponents got a question right, the other team’s representative was pumped up a level on the ramp. It was not long at all before Aisling was already three quarters of the way up the ramp. Her team was not doing well and she feigned annoyance in a comedic way. There were many shots of her looking down at the gunk below and making pained or worried faces. By the time she was one pump from the top, Katherine had only been pumped up once. At this point, it was quite clear that she had very little chance to escape the gunk dunk. It was clear that she was about to go down. When the other team got the last answer correct, it merely confirmed her fate.
“Well, Aisling,” Jimmy said,” It looks like your team are our losers and you, unfortunately, are going to be the one getting the gunk dunk. What a shame,” he said sarcastically. She glared at him. “I can’t believe this. How could this happen?,” she said jokingly. Katherine gave a coy smile. She shrugged her shoulders and laughed. “What a shame,” she joked. Aisling was wearing a black and orange floral blouse and black slacks.
She held her breath, puffing out her cheeks. She crossed her arms across her chest and closed her eyes. She grimaced as she braced herself for the plunge that she was about to take into the pool of gunk. “Ok, it is time, Aisling’s team has lost, which means she is going for the gunk dunk. Have a nice trip. See you next fall,” he joked. He then pulled the lever. A buzzer sounded and the lights in the studio flashed. Aisling screamed and shook her hands as she began her descent down the ramp.
She flew down the ramp and was jolted forward at the bottom straight into the gigantic pool of multi-coloured gunk. When her body hit the surface, gunk flew out in all directions, displaced by her body mass. Everyone cheered and laughed. She disappeared below the surface for a few seconds. When she emerged, she was soaked from head to toe in sloppy gunk. Her hair was matted in sloppy gunk. Her face was soaked. Her clothing was saturated and clung to her body. She was bathed in it. She shivered and shook. She gave two thumbs down. She made a frowny face and pretended to pout. She wiggled and shook. She then ran her hands through her sloppy hair. She used her fingers like little windshield wipers across her mess covered glasses as well.
“I’ll get you all back for this. It is so slimy,” she exclaimed,” I have gunge everywhere. It’s all in my knickers and everything,” she said in her sexy Irish accent. She wriggled about, but then began to laugh. Jimmy Carr closed the show and thanked all of the guests, giving a special thanks to the now gunge covered Aisling Bea.
Thursday, 6 July 2017
Sunday, 2 July 2017
Saturday, 1 July 2017
WWE embarrasses Bayley
For some reason. The WWE loved to humiliate Bayley. They had done similar to Paige and Sasha Banks before her. It was probably because they resented anyone that the audience genuinely liked. Also, the people doing the booking and writing only seemed to like having weak, cheating heels as champions, especially in the women’s division. Bayley had been super over in NXT and when she was moved to the main roster, but, her character had been sabotaged. They ran a few angles where she was made to look silly or humiliated. It was a very odd choice, but something they seemed to enjoy doing. They decided that they would take the humiliation for her even further.
She was facing Alexa Bliss again in another kendo stick on a pole match. The match played out much as the first one did, with Alexa getting the upper hand and getting the stick. She began to hit Bayley with it across her back. Bayley screamed in agony as she was whipped with it over and over again. She fell onto her knees and across the ropes. Alexa straddled her and used the stick across her back and behind. Alexa then leaned over and, much to everyone’s surprise, she tore Bayley’s top off, revealing her bare chest. She then draped the stick across her neck. She taunted her that no guy had ever wanted to see her like this before. She then reached down and dropped Bayley’s trousers to her ankles, revealing her naked behind. Alexa then took the stick and spanked Bayley’s bare behind with it. The sight of this sexy woman straddling and spanking a near naked Bayley was quite sexy. She continued to mock and taunt her as she wore her out with the stick. She then tossed that aside. She then took one of her Bayley t-shirts and used it to whip her bare behind.
The crowd could not believe what they were seeing because, it was meant to be the face who got revenge on the heel. That was the way wrestling worked. Having the heel humiliate the faces all the time was not something that was going to get people to watch. It showed a basic lack of understanding of psychology and the build to a satisfying payoff. It was very odd, but it continued to happen.
Alexa now stepped away and climbed under the ring. She grabbed a bucket that she found beneath the ring apron. She slid it into the ring. She stood over the half-naked Bayley and dumped the contents of the bucket straight over her. The bucket was filled with what looked like oatmeal. Alexa calmly dumped the disgusting substance onto Bayley’s almost nude body. It plopped down on her tanned skin. This really may have been the first time anyone had seen this much of her. She was very shy. Now Alexa dumped the sloppy substance all over. Bayley choked and gagged as Alexa took great pleasure in mocking her relentlessly.
She then went out and grabbed a few pies. She took one into each of her hands. The first, she flung down as hard as she possibly could onto Bayley. She then lifted Bayley’s head up and thrust the second pie straight into her face. She gasped and kicked her feet as Alexa crammed the pie into her face. Bayley looked overwhelmed. It was unclear if this had been scripted or not, but she looked surprised by what was happening to her.
Alexa then dragged out two large trash cans. She tossed them into the ring. She made a dig at Bayley saying that she was garbage before dumping the first can of rubbish all over Bayley. Discarded rubbish fell down all over the messy wrestler. Alexa laughed as she the trash rained down over Bayley. She then pushed Bayley butt first into the other trash can. She was dripping in trash now. She then pushed her into a dumpster that had been brought to ringside, can and all. She then slammed the lid down and told some stage hands to take it away.
No one was cheering. What this achieved was anyone’s guess, apart from trying to ruin Bayley’s character. It seemed quite dumb, as they were actually costing themselves money, in the long run, but there were those in power in the company who had a very juvenile sense of humour and found this sort of thing quite amusing.