K and L’s revenge

 ***WARNING***  This is a male civilian WAM story and also contains sexual situations and nudity. ***

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K and L’s revenge

K and L had been completely messed and humiliated in front of the whole world by two of their male friends. They had taken great pleasure in embarrassing them in front of the whole world. K and L decided that they needed to get revenge. They contacted the guys and asked them to come over. They had not mentioned what happened since. They were hoping that the guys would think that they had forgotten about it. They did not want them to be on their guard. The guys could not have enjoyed what had happened any more than they had. The guys were not imagining that the women may be planning revenge, so were only too happy to come over.

Unfortunately for them, as soon as they entered the property, they were pounced upon and quickly handcuffed by the ladies. Truth be known, they probably would have just submitted had they known what the ladies were planning. The ladies tied them up standing up spread eagle. They laughed and said that they would be getting sweet revenge upon them for what they had so willingly done to them. They blindfolded the guys as well. “We have been waiting a long time for this,” L said. “This will be an evening you won’t ever forget,” K giggled.

“I’ve been wanting to see these two get naked for a very, very long time,” L said,” I think it’s time that everything comes off.” The guy’s eyes widened as they wondered what these women had in store for them. They had obviously been planning this for weeks. The guys were now completely at their mercy. What they did not know yet was that the girls had a webcam set up and all of this was being broadcast for the entire world to see. The ladies approached, placing their hands on the guy’s bodies. They then began to slowly remove all of their clothes. They undid their trousers and slowly lowered them to the ground. They removed their tops and then lowered their underwear to the ground. The guys began to become aroused from the sensation of the women’s sensual hands all over their bodies removing their clothing. Their penises were already visibly erect.

The girl’s pointed and laughed. “It looks like these freaks are actually enjoying this. Look at those dicks. A bit tiny for my liking,” L said, laughing. They then took the guy’s cocks and balls in their hands and bounced them around. Their penises became even more erect at the touch of the girls. The girls stroked their penises as well. They then ran their hands all over the guy’s nude bodies. They raked their fingernails down their backs and then spanked their behinds and their stomachs. They giggled as they had their way with the guy’s prone bodies. They did everything they could to humiliate the guts as much as possible.

They then went out for a second and returned with some shopping bags. “We have some lovely costumes for you to wear,” K said. They then began to pull items from the bags and to dress the guys with them. When they were done, they stepped back and laugh at what they created. One of the guys was dressed up as a baby. He had on a Halloween costume with a bonnet and bib. There was also a diaper. It was made to look like it was a dirty diaper. The other was dressed in a pink frilly dress that was slightly too small. There was a bit of makeup on his face as well. The girls laughed. “Isn’t it fun to dress up? You too look fabulous,” L said.

It was now time to get really naughty. The girls said that it was time for revenge. They giggled as they dropped their trousers and their panties. They then each bent over, raising their naked behinds into the faces of each of the guys. “Now, we want you to to literally kiss our asses. Lick our assholes,” they ordered. The girls pushed their naked behinds into the faces of the guys. The guys’ faces were pushed up into the girls cracks. They then began to kiss and lick the ladies’ nude asses. “Smell that,” L said,” Bet you love how that tastes.” They wiggled their rears around and moaned as the guys licked their rears. “You will never live it down now. You have tasted our butts,” K said. They then turned around and had them eat their pussies out as well.

It was now time for the main event. The girls now took plates that were filled with various dishes including tuna casserole, beef stew, lasagne, chicken chow mien and three bean chilli. They began to smush the plates into the guys’ bodies, smearing the sloppy messes within onto their bodies. They plopped plates of the sloppy food on top of their heads and pushed others into their faces. The sloppy mess dumped all over their faces and bodies. They could feel and smell the expired, greasy food all over them. It smelled disgusting.

The girls then took a large hose that they set up and aimed it at the guys. It looked like a fire hose. They switched it on and began to spray the guys, what came out was not water, but sloppy manure followed by a viscous beige substance. The girls laughed as they sprayed the prone men with the disgusting mess. There seemed to be slurry in it as well. It smelled revolting. The women felt that this was hilarious. They guys were completely covered in the disgusting substances.  The girls roared in laughter.

They then took garbage bags that were filled with food waste and ripped them each open, sending their contents flying all over the guys. They laughed as they emptied their sacks on the men. Disgusting rubbish fell out and rolled all over the guys’ bodies. The trash stuck all over them. They were covered from head to toe.

The ladies then posed and took photos pointing at the naked and messy men. “What a couple of losers,” they joked,” You two have never looked better. This is payback for what happened to us. The whole world is going to see this,” L teased. Really, they liked the guys, they were just enjoying doing this to them as the guys had to them previously.

Nelly Furtado Promiscuous Gunge

 

Nelly Furtado Promiscuous Gunge

Nelly Furtado had started out as a pretty bland, folk type artist when she first became famous. She had some hits, but then suddenly re-emerged as something completely different. She came out with a new album and single. When the video came out, everyone was pretty shocked by what they saw. Suddenly, she was now a highly sexualised, pop driven, much more commercial type of artist. She had gone from a style similar to Sarah McLaughlin to something that was close to Christina Aguilera in her Dirrty days. Everything about her was different. The way she dressed, the way she sang, what she sang about and how she acted were completely different. If the goal was to be more commercial and to sell more records and to get people talking, the goal was achieved. It did make people question which version was the more authentic and whose idea the change was. Her credibility was questioned just a little. It was similar to what happened to Jewel a few years earlier, but this was more effective and much more successful.

For her next video, she was going to take things to a whole new level. Truth be known, she was really getting off on living out her fantasies. She loved the fact that now she was soliciting naughty thoughts from guys all over the country. She loved the idea of being an object of sexual desire. She was doing an even naughtier version of promiscuous featuring explicit lyrics that referenced mess. Lines like,” Promiscuous mess. It’s all over me.” Were heavily featured. There were also bits parodying Man eater featuring lines such as, “Make you gunge more. Make you want to see me get covered in slop.”

She was wearing the sexy top that she wore in the original video that showed off her sexy tanned abs. She also wore the green trousers and large white belt that she wore in that video. The outfit made her feel very sexy. Although there wasn’t that much exposed skin, there was something about it that was very, very hot. She was loving embracing her inner sexiness. She was about to unleash one of her dirtiest fantasies. The emphasis being on dirty.

The video started out with her dancing as provocatively as ever. She would grind her hips and suggestively wiggle her body. She thrust her crotch and flexed the muscles in her stomach. “I want the world to see,” she sang. Then, as she sang about wanting to get dirty and how promiscuous she was, army green gunge began to pour down all over her from above. It was followed by golden gunge, similar to what had covered Danica Patrick at an awards show once. The colours matched her clothes.

The gunged doused her from all directions, splashing all over her clothes and body. She continued to thrust her hips as she felt the cool messy gunge dripping everywhere, all over her body. It splattered her sexy stomach and coated her layered chestnut brown silky hair. The gunge looked perfectly suited on her olive coloured skin. She continued to sing the naughty lyrics and to dance suggestively.

She licked her lips as she looked seductively into the camera and sang about wanting to feel the mess all over her body. She rolled about on the floor. She was actually touching herself and becoming extremely wet and aroused. She ran her hands around all over her body as she continued to sing. The end of the song came with her panting and moaning. This time the orgasmic nature of this crescendo was not simulated.

Meg Ryan anything for a client

 

Meg Ryan anything for a client

Meg Ryan was a major actress in the late eighties and early nineties. She was famous for her many roles, mainly in romantic comedies. She was never someone who I really ever looked at as being attractive when I was younger, but lately, I have noticed that she really was very attractive and still is. She starred in many films with some crazy comic actors such as Tom Hanks and Billy Crystal.

Meg was doing another romantic comedy with one of these leading men. They were playing a man and a woman who fancied each other, but did not want to admit it and were always competing with one another, trying to get one up on the other one and playing pranks on the other one. They worked as advertising executives who were going after the same account. They launched into a war of one-upmanship attempting to make each other look as foolish as possible. Of course, as they were doing this, they were slowly falling in love. The last joke would go to far which would cause them to apologise and then get together. It was a typical plot for this kind of film.

There was one scene in the film where the male character set up Meg’s character. There was an event coming up that the client was excited about. Of course, Meg wanted to be the one who was involved in the event. The male character did as well, but he was told by the client that the event was a fundraiser that involved what they called the slop drop. They said that they needed someone to take part. Meg’s character did not have this knowledge. The two execs argued over who would get to do it. The male one pretended he wanted to do it, so he would not give it away. In the end, he reluctantly agreed to let her do it, saying that he should be the one to get the next opportunity. She smiled, thinking that she had won. He smirked, knowing that, in reality, she had just agreed to a public messing. He then took the opportunity to invite all of their colleagues along. He told her to have a great time.

The scene then cut to Meg sat below a tank filled with baked beans, tapioca pudding, gravy, macaroni and cheese and coleslaw. She rolled her eyes. The client thanked her so much for doing this. She held back her annoyance, knowing that her competitor must have known what was going to happen. “Anything for a client,” she said with a very large fake smile on her face. She was hoping that at least that going through this would mean she would win the account.

Just then, her competitor and all of the other execs showed up. They were all waiving and laughing. The male competitor waved. “You, SOB, you knew this would happen. Didn’t you?,” she said. “I don’t know what you are annoyed about, you insisted that you get to be the one to do this. You wouldn’t take no for an answer in fact,” he replied. She shook her head in anger. “You, you.. I just can’t.” “I am glad to, this is going to be great.”

They then asked for a volunteer to get to unleash the mess on Meg. The male exec stepped forward. The client shook his hand. Meg looked at him shaking her head as he smirked. “No, no, please you can’t, please.” He then reminded her that she had just done something nearly as humiliating to him only a few days earlier. She screamed no as he pushed the release button as hard as he could.

The collected, disgusting mess began to pour down all over Meg from above. She closed her eyes and grimaced as the foul smelling slop poured down over her face, hair and body. The gathered crowd roared with laughter and applause. She flailed about comically as the sloppy mess from above splattered all over her. She was also dressed in an expensive executive suit, which was getting totally trashed. The mess seemed to fall for ages. Everyone laughed loudly as she slid about in the tank. When it was over she pounded her fist on the door of the tank at her competitor and let out a furious exasperated roar. She then began to pout and moan,” Oh my God, look at my hair, look at my body, look at my clothes. It smells so disgusting. Oh my God. What is all of this?” Her short blonde hair was covered in revolting slop. “This is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I am going to stink for days.” She stuck her nose and tongue up and feigned a sort of gagging motion. She waved her hand in front of her nose. “This stinks,” she shouted.

The client came forward and thanked her. “Anything for a client,” she said, mess dripping all over her. She was covered from head to toe. Time would tell who would get the last laugh.

Zelina Vega fake slime

 This is a fake gunging of Zelina Vega.

Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera

 

Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera

Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were rivals for years. It seemed that no matter what Christina achieved, Britney would always manage to do that little bit better. Christina hated her for it. She was extremely jealous. She felt as though Britney was always stealing her spotlight. If she was attractive, Britney was even better looking. If she had a string of top ten singles, Britney had a string of number one singles. She was fed up with always being second best. Britney was always nice to her face, but she was sure that she was always plotting behind her back and trying to make her feel second best. She also felt that she was kind of the bad girl to Britney’s sweet and innocent good girl.

Christina began to resent Britney a great deal. She began to imagine ways in which she could get her own back on Britney. She wanted to embarrass Britney in front of the whole world. She imagined everyone laughing at Britney. She wanted to humiliate her in worst possible way. She began to think of ways that this could possibly happen. She began to plot to make it really happen. She came up with the perfect plan, in her mind to live out her ultimate fantasy. She contacted someone that she knew who worked on a television show on a network known for mess. She pitched the idea to them where she and Britney would compete against one another, playing on their perceived rivalry. She said that there should be consequences for the loser. The winner would get to carry out a form of public humiliation on the loser as their reward. She suggested that it should be messy punishment. She did not think that Britney would agree to something like this. She was shocked when not only did she agree, but suggested raising the stakes. It was suggested that the loser also had to get naked while they were messed. Christina agreed but added a spanking to the mix as well. She wondered why Britney was agreeing to this. It was because she was over confident. She had always been successful in outdoing Christina at everything else, she was sure that she would win again this time.

In the days leading up to the show, Christina sent out messages and told anyone that would listen what she was going to do to Britney and how much she was going to enjoy doing it. “I cannot wait until I get to dump sloppy mess all over that big ass of yours. I am going to trash that little bitch.” Britney was relatively silent, but did say that she would be the winner and Christina would be taught a lesson. She would learn that she should not fight against Britney, because she would never win. This made Christina even angrier.

When the day of the show arrived, they were not told what the competition would be until they came out on stage. “Everyone, we have, arguably, the two biggest female pop stars in the world with us. These ladies know one another wall and there is some animosity between the two. Today they will be in competition with one another and there will be a lot on the line,” the presenter explained, “We will find out today who is number one once and for all. It all comes down to this. The winner is going to get the loser naked, spank them and then cover them in disgusting mess. Someone is going to get bragging rights forever over the other. They are going to get humiliate their rival for the entire world to see. Now, the competition is going to be a vote. Everyone, you have 30 minutes to call or email your choice. You are voting for the person you want to see get the mess. Now, we are going to let the ladies explain to everyone, in a few words, why they deserve to be saved. Christina, you may go first.”

“Well, I think I should get to humiliate Miss Britney Spears, because she deserves it. She is always hogging the spotlight and undermining me at every turn. She may seem sweet on the surface, but she is scheming little bitch underneath it all. She is selfish and vain. Also, I am a much better singer than she is.” Britney looked shocked but, giggled. It was now her turn. “I think that Christina deserves the mess and the embarrassment. She is a naughty, naughty girl. She has a terrible attitude. Plus, she probably is used to getting naked and messy, have you seen some of her videos? She is trashy where I am classy.” They both made strong arguments, but it was up to the public to decide.

Britney did not realize that the format of the vote worked against her, because, although she may be more popular, that also could potentially mean that more people would vote for her to lose. Christina, on the other hand, knew that there was a chance that she would lose, but she was so annoyed with Britney that she was willing to take that chance. She felt that the reward was worth the risk. Christina’s anticipation was growing as the minutes ticked away.

It was now finally the moment of truth. The two stars were positioned either side of the presenter. “Ok, here we are. The moment everyone has been waiting for. I am sure you two ladies are chomping at the bit to see what the results will be. I can now reveal the person who got the most votes. It was a bit of a landslide. With 75 percent of the vote, the person that everyone wants to see get covered in mess is… Britney Spears.” Christina could not contain her excitement. She was overjoyed. She jumped up and down and punched the air in wild excitement. She had finally gotten one over on Britney and now she was going to get to do what she had always imagined doing to her in front of the entire world. Britney laughed nervously and motioned with her hands, saying no.

Christina chimed in saying to make sure to get lots of camera angles because she wanted to watch this over and over again forever. Britney blushed. “Britney, you know what this means?,” the presenter said. Britney just looked at Christina and asked her politely to please be gentle. Christina laughed evilly and rubbed her hands together. Before Britney knew what was happening, Christina grabbed the straps of her dress and pulled it down to ankles. She then unhooked her bra and lowered her underwear as well. Britney’s eyes widened as she gasped. She tried to cover her breasts and vagina with her hands. There she stood with her panties around her ankles. Her perfect, tanned toned body sweating under the studio lights. She was completely nude. Her body was near perfect.

Christina then took a seat on a stool and slapped her knee telling Britney to bend over. She had no other choice but to comply. She bent over her rival’s knee, bending over, sticking her gorgeous behind up in the air for all to see. Everyone then counted out ten smack whacks as they were treated to seeing Britney Spears getting spanked by Christina Aguilera. Christina felt a surge of deep satisfaction as her hand squeezed and spanked Britney’s naked behind.

Christina then got up and helped Britney take her seat. Her behind was not that sore. Britney clutched herself as she sat. She could not help but laugh a bit nervously. Christina was then given a massive bucket of cheese sauce. She held the bucket over Britney’s head and relished this moment. She was going to get to totally trash Britney for the whole world to see. She took no pity as she began to pour the thick, smooth, yellowy orange nacho cheese all over Britney. It poured down her layered blonde hair and down her face before oozing down her perfect tanned naked body. She wiggled her toes as she felt the touch of it all over her.

Christina then took bottles of chocolate syrup and began to squeeze them out all over Britney. Blobs of the brown mess oozed all over her. She could feel it on every body part. She made exaggerated pouting and laughing faces. Christina then dumped tins of sardines and anchovies out all over Britney. The foul smelling bits, sticking all over her.

Christina then dumped a tub of guacamole out all over Britney. Huge globs of it fell out and stuck all over her body. Christina then took a giant casserole dish filled with lasagna and pushed it over, all over Britney. She then took her hands and grabs gigantic handfuls of the lasagna and rubbed it around all over Britney’s face and body.

Finally, she took a chocolate cream pie and shoved it as hard as she could in Britney’s face. She took great pleasure in rubbing it around in her face. The feeling was almost orgasmic as she dished out the humiliation to Britney. The graham cracker crust, chocolate pudding and whipped cream exploded all over Britney, covering her face and sticking to her hair and chest. As a final humiliation, she was sat in a bathtub which was then wheeled out to the parking lot. She was made to wash in the smelly bath water outside in the warm sun.

Finally, Christina had her revenge. Funnily enough, Britney eventually tried to argue that she received so many votes because she was more popular.

Mariska Hargitay/ Olivia Benson

 

Mariska Hargitay/ Olivia Benson

Mariska Hargitay has starred on Law and Order SVU for many years. She has had ups and downs over the years. Her character had become one of the most loved characters on television of that time. She had a very serious role, but could have a lot of fun too. She was up for most things. She was very popular on the set as well. All of her colleagues thought very highly of her. She had been on the show for a long time. The writers and producers decided that they would write a scene in the show as a sort of prank on her. Her character was called Olivia Benson.

A scene was written into the show where Mariska’s character was endorsing a charity. She was trying to raise money for the charity and asked how she could help them. The head of the charity and their daughter were thrilled. The daughter said that they were doing a fundraiser where they would be covering someone in messy donations. She said that they needed a volunteer. The daughter looked up at Mariska’s character with puppy dog eyes and told her that it would be amazing if she would volunteer. She said that it would be a great deal of fun. Mariska’s character was not thrilled about the idea, but she felt that she could not say no. It looked as though she was stuck.

She wore her famous dark trousers and a tight fitting purple jumper on the day. The outfit was tight fitting and showed off her curvy figure. She knew that this was going to be extremely embarrassing, though exactly what she would be covered in was kept a secret from her. The actress, of course had read the script, so knew most of what would be happening, though parts were left intentionally vague. 

The event took place at a fair ground. There were dozens of people gathered around to watch what was going to happen. All of Olivia’s colleagues showed up. They said that they would not miss this for the world. It would be quite an event. Olivia shook her head and blushed a bit as they teased her about getting covered in mess.

They had a small tub/ pool set up. It was very small. Olivia had to scrunch up to get inside. She bent her knees, her legs bent as she crouched inside. She grimaced. By now everyone was cheering. The organiser and his daughter stated that they were very glad to have Detective Olivia Benson here today. They stated that she had graciously agreed to take the messing to raise the money for the charity. Everyone was very anxious to see this. Olivia looked extremely uncomfortable. She was basically squatting and cradling herself. The organiser then announced that this was the moment that they had all been waiting for. Everyone began to cheer and applaud. Olivia grimaced.

The young lady who asked her to take part was going to get to do the honours. Everyone wildly cheered as the mess was about to begin. She began by taking two cans of canned macaroni and cheese and tipping them over Olivia’s head. She had to shake them vigorously to dislodge the thick glop contained within. Eventually the large globs of macaroni and cheese fell out and landed first on top of Olivia’s head and then down upon her top and onto her legs. The sloppy, greasy mess left stains as it went all over her clothing. She made a funny face as macaroni and cheese fell down her face.

She then looked up just as the young lady began to dump cans of mushy peas upon her head. She turned her neck sideways and gave a panicked look as the green mess fell down over her. Some fell onto and into her shirt. Some stuck to her hair and face. She then followed up with creamed corn. The corn was thick and foul smelling. The young lady giggled as she flung the cans, sending creamed corn all over Olivia’s clothes and body. It splattered all over her hair, face and legs.

She then took several cans of cream of mushroom soup and began to completely soak Olivia in them. It was smooth, thick and runny and splattered her all over. She was drenched in it completely. She held her hands out as it rained upon her.

Finally, cans of canned spaghetti were dumped upon her. It was the extra disgusting sort that was cut up very small. It also had bits of mince inside of it. It was juicy, saucy and very sloppy. The crowd exploded in laughter as Olivia made disgusted and shocked looks as this mess was dropped all over. All she could do was brace herself. Every muscle in her body tensed up as she felt the sloppy mess falling all over her. The spaghetti stuck all over her body. Her clothes were completely covered.

When it was finished, she stood up. Mess fell between her legs. She was completely covered. Her trousers and top were coated in tons of the collected mess. She rolled her eyes as she attempted to wipe away some of the slop that she was now covered in.

Caroline Hawley fake messes

 These are fake messes of Caroline Hawley of Bargain Hunt.

Laura Harris a fantasy

 

****WARNING**** This story contains nudity, sexual acts and adult situations. If you are underage or would find that offensive, please do not read. ****

Laura Harris a fantasy

Laura Harris is a Canadian born actress. She is known for roles in things like the show Fifteen and the film the Faculty. She has also been in a variety of other television shows and films. It is a shame that she never became more well-known over the years. She had everything that one would need to become a big star. She was quite shy and timid. Perhaps this was something that the higher ups in Hollywood weren’t too crazy about. Sometimes they preferred big personalities. Maybe it was just bad luck.

Truth be known, I had always had a crush on her from the time I was kid. I always remembered her and how attractive she was. I had not seen anything that she had been in in years and I had hardly ever thought about her in a long time. I happened to be on vacation in Canada one year. I was eating in a diner. It was sort of a fifties themed café. I was eating my meal when the door opened and a woman walked in. I didn’t really notice at first until she sat down on one of the stools. I noticed that she had pale skin and wind swept blonde hair. I looked a little closer. The woman looked a lot like Laura Harris, only some years older than I had remembered. I tried my best not to stare. I did not say anything. I did not know what to say. It would be really embarrassing to explain that she looked like someone from some obscure shows and films that I had seen some years ago. It would not be easy to explain it.

I began to notice that she was looking in my direction as well. I was sure that was due to the fact that I had been staring at her rather obviously. My heart went right up into my throat as she stood up and walked over. I was mortified. I was afraid she was going to tell me off. She smiled and said, “Hi there.” “Oh, hi,” I replied. “I was just noticing that you were noticing me,” she giggled. “Yeah, I am really sorry about that. This is going to sound crazy, but I sort of thought that you resembled a girl who was in a few shows and films I saw when I was younger. It’s so embarrassing. I am so sorry.” “Don’t be silly. And yes, I was in television shows and films when I was younger. I still am, but not on such a large scale.” “Oh my gosh. It is you then. That’s really amazing. I can’t believe it.” “May I join you?,” she asked. “My gosh, of course. That would be incredible.” We started to chat a bit as we both ate.

“This is going to sound a bit weird, and don’t take this the wrong way,” she said,” but, by any chance, did you, maybe have crush on me when you were younger?” I gulped. “Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing. Is it that obvious? I mean yeah, I always found you extremely attractive. I still do, to be completely honest.” She smiled. She put her hand on my hand and stuck her leg across the table, rubbing my leg with her foot. “Hey, don’t be shy. I think that you are really cute too. Why do you think I came over here in the first place?” We both smiled and blushed. I could feel my trousers getting tighter and tighter at this point.

She then leaned over a bit closer,” If you want to know the truth, all I have been thinking about this whole time is taking this milkshake, pouring it all over your cock and then sucking it all off. I want to lick it off of your balls,” she whispered, licking her lips. “I can’t believe I am doing this,” she laughed. “You have got to believe me. I don’t do this sort of thing all the time. I have a bit of a messy fetish to be honest.” I smiled. “That’s funny, so do I,” I said.” I think we have a great deal in common, to be honest. I wish we could live it out right now.” “Well guess what, there is no one else here. I know the person who owns the diner. I will ask them to take a break for a half hour. We can do our thing right here, right now.”

She went behind the counter and spoke to the lady. She gave them a small amount of money to compensate her for the use of the diner and for the food that we would be using as well as clean up. The lady left and Laura came out. She launched herself onto me. We could not keep our hands off of each other. We kissed wildly and passionately in the booth as we fondled and tore at each other’s clothes. “I love that fact that you were attracted to me for all of these years,” she said.

She then dropped to her knees. She unbuttoned and unzipped my trousers and pulled them down to my knees. She pulled down my underwear and grabbed my cock and balls in her hands. She looked up, her eyes sparkling as if she was holding something delicious. She stuck her tongue out and began to lick around the head of my penis and then down the shaft. She licked my ball sack. I looked down. The vision of Laura Harris with my genitals on her face and in her mouth was incredible. I then grabbed her strawberry milkshake and began to slowly pour it down over my cock and balls but also onto Laura’s face and tongue. She hungrily began to lick the milkshake as she administered the blow job. The milkshake dripping from the tip of my penis and from the hairs on my balls into her mouth. She pumped my penis with her hand as she tasted a combination of cock and strawberry shake. She joked that it was her new favourite dessert. She closed her eyes as my penis erupted in an explosion of sticky cum all over her face, dripping down her nose, tongue, teeth and chin. She smiled. Her face was covered in cum and shake.

She then took apple cream pie and smushed my genitals into that. She then shoved her face in and began to suck me off and to eat the pie as if she was in a pie eating contest. She used no hands, burying her face in the pie. I then took an strawberry cream pie and pushed it down onto the top of her head. The pie tin stuck in place like a hat. She looked up and smiled, giving a cute look, pie all over her chin.

I then reached over and grabbed the condiments from the table. Without even thinking, I began to squeeze them out all over Laura. There was ketchup, relish, mustard and mayonnaise. She smiled as I squeezed them out wildly all over her head. They dripped down her face and body. We pulled of the rest of our clothes. She began to finger herself as I poured chocolate pudding with whipped cream all over body. She then took some and splatted it down on my head and chest. She rubbed it around on my chest. I leaned over and licked some of the pudding from her pussy, flicking it around. She closed her eyes and gave out satisfied moans and sounds of pleasure as she felt me tasting her pussy lips. She loved the feel of chocolate pudding on her pussy lips almost as much as she loved the feeling of my tongue upon them.

We then poured some large plastic tubs of rice pudding all over one another. She playfully rubbed her breasts and vagina as she felt the rice pudding all over her body. She then laid out on the table of the booth. I then pushed my penis inside of her vagina. She reached up and wrapped her arms around my neck. She pulled herself up a bit as we began to make love, wildly pumping our hips. “I haven’t had sex in years,” she whispered as we did it over and over again until we both exploded in ecstasy. Laura closed her eyes and grunted and moaned with absolute pleasure and abandon.

We then quickly cleaned up and no one was ever the wiser. We made sure to give a very large tip.

Carole King at the deli

 

Carole King at the deli

Carole King was one of the most talented singers and songwriters of all time. She was very successful writing songs for others in the sixties and followed that success with a very successful solo career in the seventies. She wrote and performed some of the greatest songs of all time. She was a beloved artist and one of the greatest female artists of all time. This story is no disrespect to her.

Carole also felt very strongly about many social justice issues. So was a bit of a crusader for good causes as well. She came up with an idea for a fun fundraiser for a cause that she felt passionate about. She decided that she would nominate herself to be covered in leftovers from one of the New York Deli’s provided that the fundraising goal for the charity was met. She herself advertised it everywhere. This was long before the days of the internet or even cable television, so she had to get the word out anyway that she could. She made sure that everyone around knew what was happening. She also told some of her singer/ songwriter friends who were also big stars at the time and encouraged them to donate money. They, of course, did so because they wanted to see her get covered in expired deli foods. They would only be too happy to witness that happen.

 Of course, the total goal for the fundraising was far surpassed. Carole found herself sat in a special chair in the centre of her favourite New York deli. She thanked everyone for donating and said that she hoped that they would enjoy seeing what was about to happen to her. She said that it was a small price to pay. She flipped her gorgeous, bouncy, brown curls around and giggled, awaiting her fate.

Her friends would get to do the honours. They started by tipping a container of egg salad on the top of her head. They had to squish it downward to dislodge it. A large mass of foul smelling, yellow egg salad was pushed down on top of her head. Globs of it plopped down her face and onto her clothing. She giggled and turned up her nose. It smelled appalling. They then followed this with tuna salad, then potato salad followed by coleslaw. These salads were both rancid and revolting. They each had their own disgusting aroma. They stuck to her hair and fell down her face. Blobs stuck to her nose and chin. It could be smelt from some distance away. She moved her lips and tongue around comically.

They then dumped bowls of regular salad as well as bowls of rotten hardboiled eggs over her head. These also smelled horrendous to say the least. They then began to squeeze deli brown mustard all over her. It curled on her hair and plopped down her face. Bits of it fell from the tip of her nose. They also sprayed some all over her clothes, staining it badly.

They then dumped a pot of old minestrone soup over her. She closed her eyes as the soup poured all over her. Bits of the pasta, meat and vegetables stuck all over her. The broth soaked her shirt and her skirt. Some dripped down over her boots. She wore a white and pink flowery blouse, a jean skirt and a pair of suede boots. Her clothes would never be the same again.

They finished her off by tossing expired lunch meat and cheese of every variety at her. Slices of each stuck to her body, on top of the mess that she was already covered in. They then smashed cannolies in her face and stuffed some down inside of her clothing.

When it was finished she posed for photos, smiling, waving and clapping. She sort of had a strange enjoyment for what happened. At any rate, it was worth it to raise all the money that it had for the charity.

Sienna fake gunge 2

 This is another fake of Sienna (Alyson Kay) getting messed.

Emma Stone Cruella fake messes

 These are fake messings of Emma Stone as Cruella.

Mackenzie Jones in Jeopardy

 

Mackenzie Jones in Jeopardy

Mackenzie Jones was a multi-time champion on Jeopardy. She was very cute and a bit nerdy. She was curvy with wavy dark brown hair and glasses. She made all sorts of silly faces and gestures at times on the show. She won the show many times. She was to appear in the tournament of champions. She was picked to advance quite far in the tournament. She had won so many times on the show that she was quite confident that she would at least get out of the first round, no matter how tough the competition may be. She made a bet that she would at least get past the first round of the tournament.

Well, for those who didn’t watch the tournament, in a shocker, Mackenzie did not get out of the first round. Everyone was really surprised, especially Mackenzie herself. At that point, she was not even thinking of the bet that she had made. As if losing wasn’t humiliating enough, now she was going to have to face the consequences for the bet that she had made. The bet was with some of the local guys from where she lived in Oklahoma. She agreed that if she lost, they would get to dump whatever they liked all over her. She did not think that losing would be a real danger, but it happened.

They had something special planned for her. They had set up some stocks out in a field especially for her. They then gathered all of her friends and co-workers in the surrounding community to witness what was about to happen. They texted her a picture message of the stocks and told her that this was what they had waiting for her. She could not believe her eyes when she saw the message.

It was even worse when she arrived on site. Everyone was already gathered round. There were quite a few buckets ready for her. The environment was a farm one, so there was some farm themed items that they were going to use upon her. As she arrived, everyone chanted at her. She blushed. She was quite shy. She was instantly lead to the pillory. She was assisted fixing her hair as she was locked into the stocks. She was mortified. “Mackenzie,” the lead person said,” We are so proud of you. You did so well. But, now we get to have a little fun at your expense.” She shrugged her shoulders. There was not much else that she could really do to resist.

They announced to everyone that the first item that they would be using was squishy manure. “Omg,” she squealed and giggled with laughter, but not delight. The crowd cheered the messing on. A large bucket of manure was lifted up over her body and head and then slowly dumped upon her. The manure was thick, squishy and soft. It was a bit similar to fertilizer in its texture. Mackenzie closed her eyes as the manure slowly fell from the bucket and landed on top of her head and then all over her body. Her smart jumper and trousers were instantly stained with the thick manure. Some of it fell down her shirt. A big glob fell on the ground. A young man picked it up and pushed it into her face, rubbing it around. It stuck all over her glasses and on her face.

Next, they produced a bucket of rotten eggs. Everyone laughed and made disgusted faces as they smelled the rancid eggs that lay in the bucket. Everyone then cheered as the eggs were tipped all over the former Jeopardy champion. They splashed everywhere when they landed. Her clothes and hair were soaked in foul smelling yellow rotten eggs.

Next they produced rotten vegetables from the farm. Many of the onlookers were given some. Mackenzie looked up and begged them not to do this to her. She laughed as they were told to fire at will. They began to pelt her with rotten vegetables. A lot of them were rotten tomatoes, cucumbers and lettuce, but there was also more exotic vegetables such as eggplants and rotten pumpkin bits as well. She was hot with the barrage. Seeds and pulp explodes everywhere. Her clothes and hair were soaked. The throwers laughed as they nailed her. This was followed by a barrage of freshly baked pies including apple crumb and cherry pie. She squealed as the pies were tossed at her. They each exploded all over her one after another, covering her in crust and pie filling. Some dripped from her wavy hair and glasses.

Finally, they took an old trough of pig slop and tipped it all over her. She made a disgusted look as it dripped all over her. It was soft and squishy as well, as the manure had been. It poured all over her, sticking to her clothes and hair. It was filled with corn and things like bits of carrot and peas. It was the genuine article. It was thick and yellow and smelled revolting.

Mackenzie then had her picture taken for the local paper. There was a whole story about how the local Jeopardy champion got trashed down on the farm.

Jessica Chastain vs. Jennifer Garner

 

Jessica Chastain vs. Jennifer Garner

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Jessica Chastain and Jennifer Garner were rival actresses. Jennifer really didn’t think too much about Jessica, but Jessica found Jennifer extremely annoying and condescending. She disliked her immensely. She felt that Jennifer was quite false and two faced. She acted very sweetly to people’s faces, but would secretly speak hatefully towards them when their backs were turned. Jennifer was vaguely aware of this, but found it quite funny. She would say that other actresses were either paranoid or jealous when they would say such things about her.

Jessica wanted a way to put Jennifer in her place. There was a game on a talk show that both had appeared on many times that would sometimes involve mess. The two were both quite close friends with the hostess of the show. Jessica contacted her and explained that she wanted to set up a competition for her and Jennifer. She wanted to get back at her for all of the things she had said and done. The hostess said that she would be happy to facilitate the game if Jennifer would agree, but that she could not fix the outcome either way. Jessica agreed that this was ok, confident that she would win anyway. She felt that she was much more intelligent than Jennifer. She regarded Jennifer as something of an airhead. Jennifer agreed to take part. She felt that it sounded like fun.

Jessica was very excited. She had dreamt of getting her own back on Jennifer for a long time. She fantasised about what it would be like to cover her smug, prissy face with toms of revolting mess. She really, really wanted to put Jennifer in her place. Jennifer, on the other hand, was not the witch that Jessica thought that she was. She just had a lot of good fortune. Things seemed to always go her way and that really annoyed other people, but it was not really her fault. She was a genuinely nice person, but people always thought that she was not genuine, because those sort of people were so rare in Hollywood. People never trusted people who were too nice. They always were convinced that they were up to something underhanded. Really, that was just a reflection of themselves.

Both women appeared on the show and were ready to compete. They were both welcomed by the hostess. They both smiled and shook her hand. The hostess then explained that the two ladies had agreed to compete in a little game where there would be some messy consequences for the person who lost. Jessica gave an evil smile. Jennifer squinted, making a nervous face. They were then asked how they both felt about the situation. Jessica replied,” I just cannot wait to win. I can’t tell you. I am looking forward to it so much,” she said smiling evilly and glaring at Jennifer. Jennifer’s answer was,” I am very nervous about this. I really hope I don’t end up losing.” Based on their answers, Jennifer looked much more sympathetic to the viewers. Jessica, of course, was sure that Jennifer was presenting herself that way on purpose.

The game was then explained. It was quite simple. There would be a category and each lady would bid on how many items she could name in that category. The person who bid the highest would get a chance to name them. If they did so they would win, if they failed, they would lose. The hostess then stated,” Now for the fun part. The person that wins is going to get the privilege of dumping mountains of sloppy leftover food all over the loser. I know that the ladies are both excited for and dreading that part of the game.” They both looked at one another. Jennifer winced. Jessica smirked.

The category was to be 1950’s films. As Hollywood stars, this should have been an easy category, but it wasn’t. People of their age tended not to watch anything earlier than the eighties. It was time for the bidding to begin. Jennifer got to go first. She said that she could name two films, starting out very low. Jessica, scoffed, “I can name six,” she said. Jennifer shook her head and thought about it. The hostess asked her,” Jennifer, what’s it going to be?” Jessica had bid much higher to get Jennifer to bid high. Jennifer thought it over. The audience encouraged her to raise the bid. There were hundreds, maybe thousands of movies made each decade. Six should have been easy. “Umm,” she paused,” I’ll say nine.” The crowd oohed and awed. It was now Jessica’s turn. Jessica looked at Jennifer and said,” I don’t think that you can. Name them!,” she challenged.

“Ok, Jennifer, that is the challenge now. You have to name nine movies from the fifties. If you can do it, Jessica will lose, if you fail, you will lose. We all know what hangs in the balance. Jennifer looked quite nervous. Jessica seemed supremely confident that her opponent would not be able to name that many. She was sure that she would fail.

Jennifer started out, very slowly, she started to name some obvious films that were huge hits. She then named a few Hitchcock films. She was up to five. She named a Biblical epic and then two Marilyn Monroe films. Jessica was beginning to look worried. She looked shocked that Jennifer was doing so well. She figured that she may at least get some of the dates wrong. The final films Jennifer named were Japanese samurai films and an Italian neo-realistic film. Jessica was in shock. She could not believe this. “There is no way that she knew those on her own. She must have cheated somehow. Someone must have helped her. How could she know all of those films?” Of course, as unlikely as it seemed, there was no proof of cheating, so Jessica was beaten. The hostess shook Jennifer’s hand as she jumped up and down. “I’m so relieved,” she said.

Jessica was fuming, but she had lost, seemingly fair and square. Now it would be Jennifer administering the mess to her and not the other way around. The thought of that smug little witch and her self-important arrogant face humiliating her with sloppy mess in front of the world was infuriating for her. Jennifer giggled and laughed. The hostess joked as the mess was brought out for Jessica. “Oh my God,” Jennifer said, covering her mouth with her hand,” I’m so sorry.” Jessica glared at her. In her mind, Jennifer was being completely sarcastic.

Jessica could only look up as Jennifer approached from behind and stood looking down at her from behind. She was fuming. Jennifer was then given two large bottles of ketchup. The hostess gave her the ok and she began to squeeze, them with each hand, aiming the ketchup all over Jennifer’s head. The streams of red sauce crisscrossed over her face and down her shoulders as well as all over her red hair. Ketchup dripped from her nose and chin. More fell down around her chest. Jennifer then sprayed Jessica’s entire body in the ketchup, spraying it all over her Capri pants, down her legs, leaving her clothes slathered in lines of ketchup.

She followed up by adding mustard. Two containers of yellow mustard were handed to her. She smiled as she turned them over and began to squeeze them out all over Jessica. Thick lines of mustard crossed her head and her hair. Blobs of it fell from her cheeks and her nose. More was dispersed over her top and down her back. She held her hands out as the mustard fell all over her.

Jessica then took a catering size container of salsa and began to dump it over Jessica’s head, down the back of her neck and down the back of her shirt. Jessica could feel the sloppy, cold chunks, oozing all over her body and clothing. Jennifer laughed as she let the salsa drop inside of Jessica’s clothes.

She then was given some cans of mushy peas. “Oooh, the green really goes with her red hair,” Jennifer joked. Jessica was dying of embarrassment inside at this egotistical woman having a great laugh at her expense in front of the whole world. Of course, she had arranged the whole thing to make Jennifer look foolish, so, in a way, it sort of served her right. Jennifer dumped each can of the mushy peas onto Jessica’s head. Jessica recoiled at the smell and the feel of the starchy green crud that Jennifer was dispatching of all over her. She stuck her tongue out as the mushy peas dropped all over her, sticking to her hair, face and clothing.

Finally, Jennifer was presented with a massive contained filled with what was described as lasagne. It was the making of lasagne all mixed together in a container. Cheese, red sauce, white sauce, mince and noodles all mixed together for a gloppy mess. Jennifer laughed as the audience cheered her on. “Sorry, hun,” she told Jessica. Jessica braced herself as Jennifer raised the lasagne pail in the air. The crowd cheered as the sloppy mess began to fall all over Jessica. The mess was very thick, so it was slow moving. This gave everyone a great view of the messing as it was happening. It was almost in slow motion. The lasagne mess dumped over Jessica’s head and face, covering her in the mess Bits fell out all over her body as well as onto the floor beneath her. She was soaked in sauce and cheese. She had bits of mince and noodle stuck to her face and hair.

Jennifer shook the hostess’ hand. Jessica was just left to sit in the revolting sloppy mess that she was now completely covered in. Jennifer tried to apologise later and to say how bad she had felt, but Jessica was angrier with her than ever.

Margot Robbie fake mess 2

Margot Robbie fake mess 2

Looking very hot in this one.