Sunday 24 June 2018

Kardashian, Aniston and Holden request


Kardashian, Aniston and Holden request

In the world of celebrities there were some that continually rubbed others up the wrong way. There were a few female celebrities that were known for being completely vain and thinking of themselves as better than everyone else. Some of the people involved in the business decided to get their own back on a few of these stuck up celebrities with a surprise messy interview show. Three of the very worst offenders were selected to appear on the first episode. They had no idea what would really be happening. They were only told that they were there to talk about themselves. This was their favourite thing to do, so they needed little convincing before agreeing. 

The three celebrities that were chosen were Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian and Amanda Holden. The three were complete witches to those around them and were always making impossible demands. They were all pretty well disliked in the industry. On the day, Kim wore a tight blue dress and white heels. Jennifer wore a tight white dress and grey boots and Amanda wore a tight dark green dress and black heels. They believed that they were there to promote themselves, discussing their favourite topic. 

As the show started they were brought out to specific spots on the staging set. Jennifer was placed on the upper deck, Kim was sat on a seat and Amanda was told to stand on a predetermined spot near the wall. They all got into position as the show began to film. It was a live show with a live studio audience watching. 

Just as the show was starting and the women believed that they would be called over from where they were to the interview area, all at once they were met with a shock. Jennifer was pushed from the upper deck downwards, landing in a pit of messy brown sludge. She screamed as she fell, landing with a splash. 

As this was happening, a pipe that was situated above Kim opened and green slime poured down from it all over her. Her mouth fell opened as a torrent of green slime poured down upon her silky black hair and curvaceous, tanned body. She screamed in disbelief as she was completely covered in an instant.

At the same time, a massive pie, or rather a device shaped like a pie swung down and from above and smashed into Amanda, covering her in creamy pie. She could not believe it. In an instant, she was covered in creamy pie. 

Everyone in Hollywood and the entertainment industry was watching and enjoying seeing this happen to them. The audience roared in laughter at their expense. The ladies were aghast. Each once struggled and sputtered in their own messy embarrassment.

Jennifer kept trying to climb from the pit, but kept failing, sliding back in and getting more and more covered in muck. Kim pouted and moaned. She said how gross this was and that the slime was all over her gorgeous curvy body. Amanda made a haughty face, looking completely disgusted as she tried to pick pie from her eyes and face.

Eventually all three were helped back out to centre stage. They fluttered their hands and looked annoyed and disgusted. They were completely covered in their respective messes. Jennifer looked very angry, crossing her arms and shaking her head. Amanda gave evil looks, while Kim looked very distressed indeed.

Each was asked to comment. Jennifer said,” This is fing disgusting. Someone is going to pay for this. I can promise that.” Amanda said,” This is not funny. Look at me. Do you know who I am?” Kim responded,” I have this slime all over my ass and tits. This is so gross. Ewww.” 

The three deserved the punishment that they received. Only time would tell if they would learn their lesson.

Completly messy blog of a fellow messy fan link

This is a link to a new blog for a person called Owen. He is doing similar things to what I do on this blog. Please have a look.

https://completelymessy.blogspot.com/

Kate Bliss messy but not for charity



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****This story contains nudity and sexual content. ****
 
Kate Bliss messy but not for charity

Kate Bliss had been approached in the past about getting pied or gunged for charity, but she had refused to take part. This did not seem right. It did not seem a very charitable thing to do. A few moments of embarrassment could have led to a lot of money being raised to help those who really needed it. For this, she definitely deserved to be punished in some way.

As luck would have it, by chance Kate ran into one of the people who had approached her regarding this in the past. As luck would have it, when they met, there happened to be a huge degree of attraction between the two, especially from Kate’s point of view. Of course, at first she did not realise who he was. She only remembered when she recognised his voice. She told him that she recognised him from somewhere. He replied, “It’s a bit embarrassing. I had spoken to you and asked you if you wanted to get messy for charity and you declined.” She bit her lip. She was bit embarrassed. “Oh my gosh. Oh yeah. I am so sorry,” she paused for a moment,” If I had known that it was you asking, my answer would have certainly been different,” she said stroking his arm. She then whispered,” If I had known it was you, I would have let you do anything you wanted with me. I think I should make it up to you. I should definitely be punished I think.” He gulped. “Why don’t we go upstairs?,” she suggested. 

The two headed upstairs. The sexual tension was palatable. When they entered, she told him to go into the kitchen and have a look while she went off to the bathroom to freshen up. He looked through the cupboards and refrigerator and found quite a few containers of things that could be put to some use shortly. When Kate emerged from the bathroom, much to his surprise, she was completely naked. She was also very turned on as evidenced by how hard her nipples were and how wet her vagina was. She was quite self-conscious of her middle aged body. She walked over and passionately kissed him. She whispered,” I am so sorry for what I did. I am all yours. Punish me anyway you see fit.” Kate was a middle aged antiques expert. She was a bit of a nerd and did not have a very active social life. She had not had a date or sexual encounter in many years. She was very attracted to the younger man before her. She could tell that he was attracted to her as well. 

He took her kitchen stool and moved it out to the centre of the kitchen. He helped her to move into position, bending over the stool. Her deceivingly large breasts dangled downward. Her backside was lifted into the air. She was bent over with her face in front of her. 

He started with the pie that she should have received publicly in the first place. He grabbed the pie in one hand and walked around her, looking over her body. She looked up. “It’s ok. I deserve it. You can let me have it.” He placed one hand on her shoulder and then leaned back before thrusting the pie forward, smashing it into her face. He rubbed it round and round violently. Bits of pie flew in all directions. She closed her eyes as the pie collided with her face. It was a moment that he had been imagining for years. It was just as good as he had imagined it would be. It was a moment of catharsis as the pie struck the uptight and slightly self-important antiques expert squarely in her face. She gasped as the pie was pulled away. Her face was covered in a mask of sloppy cream pie. Bits fell down her face and down her chest, some splatting as they hit the floor. She allowed him to take some photos of her pied face. “I have wanted to do that for such a long time.” She made a funny face, with her tongue on one side of her cheek. She was not quite sure how she felt about what was happening, but the feeling of him pushing the pie in her face was quite a sexual one. It felt quite similar to the moment of insertion. 

Next he took a bowl of green sauce. This was like the green sauce from Wild Animal Games. It was not really sauce, but more of a smooth green chilled gunge. He brought it forward and then pushed her breasts down into it, coating them in a layer of green sauce. He then pushed it back, dumping green sauce over her blonde hair and down her back, over the rest of her body. It splattered all over her. He dumped more of it down her back and over her behind. 

He then took a second pie. This one he took and went behind her. He put his hand upon her hip and then leaned in, smushing the pie into Kate’s backside and down the backs of her legs. She was pushed slightly forward as she could feel the pie pushing all over her behind and vagina. She could feel the creamy mess on her legs, behind and private parts. Her bottom was covered in pie. 

He then took a tub of ice cream. He used a scooper to plunge inside and to scoop out the freezing cold ice cream. He then began to place scoops of it all over her body. He places a few on the top of her head. He stuck them in place there. He then put smushed one between her put cheeks and in her crotch. She moaned and squirmed as she felt the ice cold mess on her naked flesh. It began to melt against her warm body. He placed more into the backs of her knees, her arm pits, upon her back on between her breasts. He then took the mostly frozen slab of ice cream that was left over and smushed it onto her head and down her face. It stuck sideways to her head as it melted.

He then began to spray her all over with chocolate syrup. He stood a few feet away and aimed all over her body, covering her in it. It dripped everywhere up and down her body. She could not help but smile and laugh. 

He then took out a jar of apricot marmalade. When she saw this, she stood up and then dropped to her knees. She took the jar in one hand and grabbed his trousers with the other. Her messy hands fumbled with his trousers as she attempted to clumsily unzip him. She then pulled out his penis which was already quite hard. She then loosened the lid of the jar and plunged her hand into the jar. She took a massive handful of the marmalade out and squished it against his cock and balls as she called it. She slathered his manhood in it. She then dropped the jar and shoved his sticky penis into her mouth. She could not help herself. She had not done anything like this in years. It had been a very long time since she had tasted anyone’s penis like this, but she was so turned on that she could not help herself. She hungrily wrapped her lips around his penis and began to suck off the marmalade as she gave a blowjob. She held his shaft in her hand as she pushed it to the back of her throat. He looked down in pleasure. He could not believe that it was really Kate Bliss and she was really doing this. She then placed her tongue below and let marmalade drip into her mouth from his balls. She then licked his hairy ball sack clean. 

As she continued to give head, he took a container filled with strawberry yogurt and poured it down upon her and upon his penis in the process. She closed her eyes as tons of yogurt was dumped upon her. At the same time, he began to cum wildly, spurting sticky white cum all over her tongue lips and teeth. He then spewed more upon her face. It mixed with the yogurt that already was covering her face. 

She then took a pie as well as she stood up and led him to the bedroom. She said,” I think I should get to do it to you as well,” she said. They brought some more of the messy items with them as they entered the bedroom. She ripped open his shirt, letting it fly wildly and pushed his underwear down as well. She tied his hands behind his back briefly using his shirt. She then bounced the pie playfully in her hand before pushing it into his face. “There, we are even now,” she said. She then grabbed him by the back of the hair and wildly kissed him. She then threw him down onto the bed and jumped upon him, almost leaping onto his penis. She still had his hands tied as she rode his penis. 

She then took pails of purple and orange coloured yogurt and began dumping them over herself, the male on the bed and the bed itself. It did not take very long before both to explode in climax, orgasming everywhere. Their sweat and cum all over the sloppy sheets along with layers of yogurt and other mess. 

Kate had never orgasmed like that in her life. Her vibrator could not compare to this. As they lay next to each other she told him that she could pie her anytime.

Ronda Rousey fake messes

These are fakes of Ronda Rousey. She has looked really, really good lately on WWE.



Sunday 17 June 2018

Bargain Hunt contestants


Bargain Hunt contestants 

It was a very special episode of Bargain Hunt. Jenny and Sam had come on the show with close male friends of theirs. They competed as teams, but there was to be a second, more interesting and more adult version of the show that was going to be shot afterwards. Both of the guys that they came on the show with secretly fancied each of them. The guys decided to challenge the ladies to a second game of Bargain Hunt, this time with far more on the line. The losing team would be losing their clothes and getting punished by the winners. Much to their surprise and delight, the ladies agreed to take part. The ladies were in it to show the guys up and to humiliate them. The guys wanted to get their respective female friends messy. For good measure, the experts were included as well. It was going to be interesting to be sure. The blonde female expert from the episode would be taking part for the ladies team. The stakes would be higher than they had ever been before. 

The show went on as it usually did. The teams picked out three items to go to auction and the team who made the most profit would be the winners. This time, however, there was an added level of intrigue and tension because there was much more at stake that there usually was. Each team’s items were put into the auction to see who could turn the most profit. Neither team was told the other team’s score. On this occasion both teams made a very slim profit which made it all the more exciting for them because it was very touch and go as to who the winners were going to be. They would not hear the other team’s results until they were all gathered round. This would be the most anticipated moment in the history of the program. 

The teams were gathered in front of the Bargain Hunt backdrop. The moment everyone had been waiting for had arrived. Both teams were hoping against hope that they would not be the ones who had lost. The silly looking host was doing his thing and announced it was time to reveal the results. “So we had a battle of the sexes, but also a battle of the best friends. I am sure that there has been some built up sexual tension between these so called platonic friends and it is all going to come out now. One team is going to face complete embarrassment at the hands of the other team, but who will it be. It is time to finally find out. Ladies, you got a small profit of plus £15. That may be a winning score. The men on the other hand.” Both teams were shown crossing their fingers in anticipation. “The men on the other hand, made a profit as well. How much though? £25. Meaning that the men are our winners.” The men looked very happy as well as relieved. The women blushed and looked at each other in exasperation. “That means the ladies will be getting the punishment. Please come forward.”

The ladies reluctantly stepped forward. They rolled their eyes. The men looked very excited indeed. They both had fantasied about getting their respective female friend in this position for a very long time. They could never admit that, of course. Jenny and Sam looked very embarrassed as they stepped forward. They could not believe that they were really about to do this. They reluctantly took their Bargain Hunt fleeces off and then their tops, before lowering their jeans. They had no choice but to hand them over to their male friends. They rolled their eyes and sighed as they unhooked their bras and then lowered their panties. The expert had to do the same, removing her boots and then undoing her clothes. Soon the three were left stood together completely nude. They held their hands over their private parts to try and prevent them from being seen. They blushed bright red. They did not realise that there was a camera behind them that was showing their three bare backsides lined up together.

The ladies were then sat on chairs back to back to back. Their hands tied behind them together. It was now time for the women to get messy at the hands of the men. They started by each being handed a thick creamy pie. They stood across from their female friend. With massive smiles on their faces, the men looked down at the ladies before pushing their pies right into their faces. They rubbed the pies around in the women’s faces, completely creaming all three of them. They let the pie tins fall down their breasts and down onto the floor. Their faces were left doused in masks of creamy pie. Each woman looking crestfallen and humiliated, faces covered in sloppy cream pie. All three women were quite attractive. They were now covered in pie.

Next the men were given buckets filled with custard. They each took their bucket and proceeded to slowly dump the sloppy custard all over the women’s bodies. They took great pleasure in dispersing creamy custard all over the nude bodies of the women sat before them. The cameras capturing the sloppy custard cascading all over the naked women. The ladies squirmed as they felt the sloppy custard against their bare skin. It covered their chests and stomachs and rolled down their sexy legs. They could feel it all over their backsides as well as their vaginas. The rest was dumped over their heads, covering them from head to toe nearly. 

Next to come was pots filled with a sort of beef stew, but instead of beef, it was filled with mince. It looked and smelled like shepherd’s pie filling with lots of carrots, peas and more in a sloppy brown, gravy like sauce. The main ingredient was the mince though. It smelled and looked pretty putrid. The women grimaced as they smelled it from afar. This could only barely be seen underneath the pies and custard that they were already covered in. The mean joyfully dumped the meaty mess all over the three women. They moaned and squirmed as they felt the cold sloppy mess of it dripping all the way down their bodies. Loads of it stuck on top of their heads.  The muscles in their bodies twitched as they felt the full experience of the beefy stew on them. 

The men then were each given a bucket filled with spaghetti hoops to finish the ladies off. They stood over the women and poured the sloppy spaghetti hoops all over them from head to toe. They were coated in the sloppy sauce as well as hundreds of small pasta o’s that stuck all over their hair, faces and bodies. The cameras scrolled up and down watching the spaghetti hoops trickle down their legs and filling the gaps between their legs.

No one would ever look at Bargain Hunt the same way again.