Wednesday, 30 March 2016

Cathy’s special match



This is a story written by request. Cathy is a beautiful woman who requested it. I hope she and everyone else enjoys it. 

Cathy’s special match



It was a very special show. A four way messy match was going to take place. It would be between Maria, Emma, Alexa and Cathy. It was not a straight up wrestling match but a throwback to some of the messy matches from the non pc attitude era. Cathy was a fan that was selected to take part. It was a dream come true for her. The match was set up so there would be containers and plates of mess all over the place to use on your opponent. Very few actual moves would be used. 

Cathy was overjoyed to be taking part. She figured that she may be a major target for the others since she was an amateur at best. It was going to be a bit of a free for all in the ring. She would be kept safe though. No one would really be hitting her, except with pies and such. The four were welcomed to the ring. The crowd cheered or booed as they saw fit. The crowd was mainly male so they really wanted to see some female mess.  Cathy was dressed in some of Nikki Bella’s gear, as it was about her size and she was also a fan of hers. She filled the outfit well. Maybe even better than Nikki herself. Nikki would have been proud. Cathy was a blonde with a curvy but athletic figure. She was very sexy indeed. The ladies all quite liked each other so there was no animosity between them. It would just be fun for all. 

The four women were introduced individually. They were all cheered as they entered the arena. They all went to their respective corners. There were messy items everywhere to use on one another. The ring announcer explained that it was a free for all. Any of the women could use anything that they could get their hands on on each other. They all looked sexy in their ring attire. When he was ready he said,” Let’s get ready to get messy,” as if he were Michael Pinzer. The bell rang and the women scrambled to grab a messy item of some sort. 

In an instant, Emma had grabbed a tub of green gunge and poured it over Alexa’s head. It was a minty green toothpaste colour. Alexa looked shocked. As Emma grinned at her, Maria tapped her on her shoulder. As she turned, she was greeted with a pie straight into her face with gusto. Maria pointed and laughed. She bowed. Emma and Alexa then grabbed her arms and Irish whipped her into the ropes. She bounced off and the two women executed a drop toe hold on her, send her face force down into a massive pool of chocolate pudding that lined the ring in that area. She squirmed, swimming around in the chocolate mess. She was almost pretending to swim comically. Emma pointed and laughed at her, but Alexa pushed her over and she tumbled into the chocolate pudding and over Maria. She shrieked and splashed her hands around.

This distracted Alexa. As she was looking down at Emma and Maria, Cathy took the opportunity to pour two strawberry milkshakes over her head. Soaking the sexy blonde in sloppy pink mess. Alexa turned around and glared at Cathy. She then tossed her into one of the corners. Cathy hit the corner with a bit of force. This force knocked a container of orange gunge over and all over her. It poured down the top of her head and all over her face and body. She then fell downwards onto her behind. She did not realise that there was massive cream cake positioned below her. When her butt descended it smushed the luscious cake all over her equally luscious posterior. 

By this time, Emma had risen to her feet. She grabbed Alexa by the hair and threw her out of the ring. She landed in a giant oversized pot pie that was filled with real pot pie filling. The mess from the splash exploded and splattered. People in the third row even got sprayed it went so far. As Emma was doing this, Maria climbed to her feet. She had grabbed a fake fire extinguisher that was filled with foamy whipped cream. As Emma turned around, Maria unleashed the extinguisher, spraying Emma up and down with the foamy cream. She was totally covered. Her sexy body decorated in the sloppy mess. 
As Maria was doing this, Cathy picked up some bottles of ketchup and mustard. She stood behind Maria and held them over her head. She then squeezed them out over her head, almost simultaneously with the moment Emma was sprayed with the fire extinguisher. Cathy threw the bottles down, but was greeted from behind by Alexa.

Alexa grabbed Cathy from behind and pulled her out of the ring and straight down into a gigantic trifle. Cathy’s backside landed first. Her legs poked up out of the trifle. She was neck deep in it. She was momentarily stuck in the sponge and jelly at this stage. As Alexa did this, Maria began to pelt her with rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes. They smashed against her and sent her backwards into the giant pie again. Now Emma had grabbed two super soakers filled with slime. She began to fire them at Maria. Spraying her up and down her slim body. Maria waved her arms as she was splashed in the green mess. 

Emma had now joined Alexa and Cathy outside of the ring. Emma and Alex argued. Alexa pushed Emma against the ring post. When this happened, custard fell down onto Emma from above, covering her face in yellow mess. Cathy had just managed to extract herself from the trifle. She grabbed Alexa and pushed her face down into the very same trifle. Alexa’s whole head was submerged in it. When she was allowed up, her face was like some kind of rainbow trifle map. As this was happening, Maria slid out of the ring, behind Cathy and began to dump a bucket of spaghetti hoops all over her from behind. They rolled down her face and chest as well as down her  back. Emma then emerged, grabbing Maria from behind and tossing her into a pool filled with oatmeal. Maria was instantly covered. She looked as if she had taken an oatmeal bath. Alexa approached Cathy from behind and threw her into the oatmeal as well. The two struggled to get to their feet. When Cathy attempted to get out, Maria grabbed her waist and pulled her back under. 

In the meantime, Emma and Alexa had simultaneously picked up chocolate pies. They each tried to clobber one another at the same time, resulting in both of them getting creamed with the pies. Pie flew in all directions. Maria got to her feet and splashed both of them with some oatmeal. She then pulled a cord which released a tidal wave of baked beans down onto them both. They struggled and fell over onto the mat. Cathy then got out of the oatmeal and grabbed a shepherd’s pie that she promptly dumped over Maria’s head. The mash, meat, gravy and vegetables rolled down Maria’s face.

Alexa and Emma had both gotten to their feet by now. They grabbed Maria and Cathy and dragged them over to a giant ice cream sundae. The two blondes smiled and tossed the two into the mountain of ice cream and toppings. The two were submerged up to waist in the messy sundae. Emma and Alexa then followed one another over to what was meant to be a giant pizza. They went to their knees and pushed their hands into it. They then tossed the sauce, cheese and topping at one another. They ending up rolling around in it. Maria climbed out of the ice cream and pulled a cord. This released more pizza sauce all over the women tussling in the pizza. She then jammed her hands in the chocolate sauce and whipped cream covering the sundae and rubbed it all over Cathy’s face. Cathy grabbed her hands and pulled her back in. They rolled around in the ice cream, slopping one another.
At this point all four were allowed to stand up and start anew. Each of the ladies grabbed a pie. They all looked at one another, trying to see who would be the first to blink. The tension rose in the arena. 

Then, Alexa, Maria and Emma looked at one another. They smiled and shrugged their shoulders. Then all three threw their pies as hard as they could at Cathy. Cathy was bombarded by an onslaught of cream pies. She was covered from head to toe. The three shook hands and laughed as Cathy laughed and fell to her knees.

 They then helped her up. They all hugged one another and took a bow as the crowd cheered. No pin fall was recorded, but it was a five star classic for sure. All four women were covered from head to toe in sloppy mess. Emma then grabbed the mic and said,” Let’s hear it for Cathy.” Maria and Alexa raised her hands in the air. It was a very special night.

Monday, 28 March 2016

Gemma Atkinson new girl



Gemma Atkinson new girl

Gemma Atkinson was new on Emmerdale. She was quite an attractive woman. The set was dominated by strong overbearing females. There was always a battle to see who would be on top. Professional jealousy was always there. There was always a rivalry between the actresses on set. Charley Webb was someone who had instantly disliked her and gave her a hard time and a cold shoulder from the beginning. At first Gemma just took it as it came and did not raise a fuss, but the tension continued to build. 

One day there was a cast party after filming. The drinks began to flow and people’s lips became lose. Charley began to pick on Gemma in front of everyone. She became particularly rude an insulting. They both had a few drinks by this stage. Gemma began to challenge Charley. “Look,” she said,” You are new around here. You can’t act. You are just here for t and a purposes.” Gemma had enough. She was very angry. She was so outraged that she instantly dumped her drink over Charley’s head. She then grabbed a tray of hourdourves from a nearby waitress and dumped them over Charley’s head. She then threw some sandwiches at her and stomped out. Charley’s face was a picture. “You’ll regret that,” she threatened,” I’ll have your job for that.”

Charley knew that Gemma was only on a rolling contract, meaning that she could be terminated at any time. This made her extremely vulnerable. She plotted to use this against her in order to extract revenge. Gemma would come to regret her momentary lack of control. The day of reckoning would come at the next cast party. 

At the party, Gemma did everything she could to try to avoid Charley and any more trouble, but it was very difficult. The cast was only so big. She thought that she was managing it, but out of nowhere, Charley approached her. She was sat at the time. Charley walked over and peered down at her. “Well, well, well, you little slapper. You didn’t think that you would get away with what you did , did you?” Gemma tried to settle the situation. “Look I overreacted. I’m…” “Well, you are going to regret it. You forget that you are on a rolling contract that can be terminated at any time. What you don’t know is that I have an intimate relationship with one of the producers. I could have you sacked just like that.” Gemma looked mortified. “However, I’ve decided that it would be too easy to have you fired. I think it will be much more fun to torture you. From now on Gemma, if you value your job, you are going to be my bitch. You will do as I order no matter how embarrassing, for tonight at least.” Gemma knew she was stuffed. Charley had all the power now. Gemma had no choice but to comply.

“Hey everyone, Gemma here was just saying that she is very sorry for what happened the other night and wants to make it up to me. She was telling me how hot it is in here. I think that she wants to take some of those clothes off right here right now.” “Charley, please, no don’t do this,” Gemma begged. “Stand up and strip you filthy slag,” she demanded. A dejected Gemma stood up. Everyone gathered around now to watch her humiliation. She reluctantly unbuttoned her top and removed it, placing it on the couch. She then unzipped her trousers and lowered them down her shapely legs to the floor. 

She frowned as she stepped out of them. She was now clad in tight black underwear trimmed with silver and gold decoration. She hesitated but Charley glared at her. Everyone was laughing and whistling. She unhooked her bra and slid it off of her arms, releasing her massive breasts. Her massive nipples were revealed. She had done some modelling in her past but this was totally different. She then slowly slid her knickers down revealing her shapely backside and waxed crevice. Her body was smooth all over from head to toes. She did her best to cover her modesty with her hands. “Well look at what we have here. Nothing that half the men in London haven’t seen already from what I hear.” Gemma took a deep breath and rolled her eyes.

She then grabbed her by the shoulder and pushed her over onto the couch. She bent her over the arm of it. “You deserve this. You are a naughty girl,” Charley condescended. She then grabbed her hair brush from her bag. She was going to spank Gemma’s naked behind with it. She led everyone in counting as she reared back and spanked her ass. Gemma bit her lip and squealed as the brush smacked against her rear end. Charley counted to ten, spanking Gemma each time. She then called for ten more. This time she sat on the sofa and took Gemma over her knee. She held her arm behind her as her behind was paddled with the brush. Gemma was filled with a mixture of embarrassment and pain. Harley took no mercy upon her ass. 

Charley then moved a chair over. She forced Gemma down into it and , without a word, forcefully grabbed her armed and tied them at the wrist to the chair behind her back. “This is what you get for throwing stuff on me,” Charley said with a wicked tongue. Gemma’s legs were slightly open, giving everyone a nice view of her crotch. It was time for Gemma to get messy. Charley started with a quiche of all things. She smashed it down on top of Gemma’s head. She then took a cheery chocolate cheesecake and smushed it into her awaiting crotch. Gemma shrieked as she had cheesecake smeared all over her private parts. She could feel the crumb crust all over her person. 

Charley then broke open a bottle of champagne and sprayed it in Gemma’s face, soaking her in it. She then threw a tray of ice onto her and watched her body spasm from the impact of the ice cold mess. Everyone cracked up at the site of this. Her muscles wiggling involuntarily.  She was in complete shock as the ice cubes moved their way down her sexy body.

She was then treated to an ice bucket filled with prawn cocktail. All in a pink sauce.  Charley she tipped it over Gemma’s head. Her hair was covered in the stuff and it oozed down her face and chest. Lumps of prawn stuck to the top of her head. Bits of green lettuce fell on her as well that had been garnishing the prawn cocktail. Gemma wondered what else Charley had in store for her. 

She next found some salads that were piled on a tray. These included tuna fish, ham salad and egg and cress. Charley did not hesitated in dumping the entire thing over Gemma. Gemma’s shapely body jiggled as piles of salad collided with it. Her breasts and thighs jiggled. The disgusting slop felt very odd on her soft, firm flesh. Charley grabbed some of the larger lumps and rubbed them around in Gemma’s face and on her body. She showed her no mercy.

She then took two cream cakes, complete with meringue. They were luscious. They were covered in cream and berry pure. She pushed them into Gemma’s face and chest. She sensually massaged the woman’s naked body in the soft sponge. Gemma closed her eyes as her rival smushed the cakes around on her body. She then added a massive trifle. She slowly dumped the dessert straight into Gemma’s crotch. The whole thing landed, but Charley pulled the container up, dumping more all over Gemma’s body. She then took the biggest section of sponge and jelly and rubbed it all over Gemma’s crotch, legs and breasts.

Charley then looked around for what to use next. She was told that they were all out of food for the party. She did not want to finish with Gemma yet, so she went back into catering and found their food waste vat. Luckily it was on wheels. It was filled with leftovers from the party as well as leftovers from many other parties, dating back at least a few weeks. She wheeled it straight over to Gemma and tipped it all over her. Instantly, Gemma was covered every manner of discarded foodstuff. Food stuck all over her body from head to toe. Charley pointed and laughed.

She then got some of the male cast members to lift Gemma, chair and all into the vat on wheels. They placed a sign on her saying loser. They then wheeled the cart into the elevator. They let the door close and pressed all the other buttons. People on the other floors were in for a big surprise. 

Gemma would never forget the embarrassment that she suffered on that day. She wanted to walk away, but finances would not allow this. No one ever looked at her the same on set ever again.

Dog Ate My Homework two blondes

This is a really good scene. Two very attractive women getting pied quite well. It is pretty good. The full gallery is at:

https://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2016/03/28/swipe-tv-two-blondes/
















Sunday, 27 March 2016

Vicky Pattison centre stage



****Warning****This story contains nudity and sexual situsations. Please do not read if you are underage or easily offended.****

Vicky Pattison centre stage

Vicky Pattison’s career was going well. She was known for trashy television shows. She would do anything for fame and was quite an exhibitionist at heart anyway. She was willing to give anything a try once, especially if it was in the media. She was a bit of a chav, but she was smart enough to know that fame wouldn’t last forever and she needed to take advantage of every opportunity while she still could. When the opportunity arose to get messy on television, she did not pass it up. The bottom line was that it meant money and exposure. These were two things that she could never get enough of. She was not afraid of getting her hands dirty, literally in this case. Her voice was incredible. Her accent was pure sexuality. 

She wore a white dress that was largely see through on the bottom. She knew that this would make headlines, so she had no problem doing it. The prospect of it, actually made her quite turned on. She was incredibly sexy. She had soft black hair, olive skin, fake nails and plenty of makeup.
The show that she was on was a gameshow. It was a show where her fate was completely out of her hands. The part of the show that she was featured in pitted a male contestant against a female one. 

When the show began and, it was explained that Vicky would be choosing the contestants from the audience. The female contestant would be representing Vicky. If she won, Vicky would be safe. If the male contestant won, her fate would be in his hands. She was allowed to look around the audience and choose herself. She did not know what the game would be, however. She chose to represent her a woman who was a bit older. She wore glasses and was dressed quite smartly and demurely. Vicky explained that she looked quite brainy, so that might help if it was a quiz sort of game. For the man, she chose the best looking guy she could find. When asked to give her reasons she replied,” Well, if worse comes to worse, I wouldn’t mind him punishing me any day,” she said suggestively, raising her eyebrows. He was a muscle bound young guy who looked very strong. This would prove not the wisest choice. The game turned out to be an athletic sort of game. It revolved around shooting basketballs into hoops. The outcome was a forgone conclusion. The small, older female was no match for the athletic young jock. He wiped the floor with her. Vicky knew she was doomed as soon as the game was announced. 

“Well, looks like I lost,” Vicky said sarcastically, shrugging her shoulders then laughing. “What’s my punishment?,” she said suggestively to the young man. It was explained that Vicky would be placed in a special seat in a very special tank and then covered in mess from above. “Is that all?,” she said in a cheeky tone of voice. “Why don’t we up the ante?,” she suggested. “Let’s play again. This time me against you. If I win, you have to get in there with me. If you win, I tell you what, I’ll get in there naked. How about that?” The young man didn’t look too sure if it was worth the risk. “Well, I don’t know,” he said. “Ok I tell you what. I’ll go in naked and I’ll give you a blow job. One catch though, you have to give me odds. You have to shoot just using one hand.” He agreed to this. He was very excited about this now. Vicky quite fancied the bloke and was not too bothered if she lost.

Of course, once again, he obliterated her, even with the handicap of only shooting with one hand. Vicky laughed as the time elapsed. She then unzipped the back of her dress and dropped it to the ground. She kicked it with one legs towards the audience. This revealed her sheer underwear that lay underneath. She reached back and unhooked her bra. She threw it to the audience. She made a funny face and bounced her bare breasts in her hands. She then lowered her thong to the ground. She grabbed it and danced around, twirling the thing around her finger, wiggling her hips. Almost giving a lap dance of sorts. She jiggled her hips. Her perfectly put together body was revealed. She was fully waxed. Everything was on show from her protruding pussy lips to her tattoos to her piercings.  She looked over at the contestant with a smirk. “I hope your enjoying this. See anything you like?” She walked over, put her hand on the back of his head and began to grind against him.

She was then lead over the tank. “You sure you won’t join us love?,” she said to the contestant,” Room for one more.” He declined. She really wanted him to join her in there. She thought to herself that she must look like a total slag anyway. She sat in the tank. Her legs were positioned apart. The way she was sat was not totally upright. Her legs were in front of her a bit on an incline. This was a sort of tank that didn’t have a lever or button. It was the sort where someone would be physically dumping mess from above on the person below. The male contestant was going to get to do the honours. He climbed a small flight of stairs and stood over her on a platform looking down. She looked up. “ Hello, up there,” she said waving,” You can pour whatever you want on me,” she said,” Do as you like. I hope you enjoy it.”

She blew him a kiss and looked up as the mess began to emerge from above. The first to come was a combination of puddings. It started with custard that fell downward. She closed her eyes looked up as the custard splattered upon initial contact dead on onto her face, splashing everywhere on her tank and on her person. It then changed to what appeared to be a sort of Mueller rice. It was rice pudding mixed with strawberry pure. She held her hands out and squinted as it poured down from above. It then changed to chocolate mousse. She raised her legs as it splattered her body in soft brown mess, coating her body. The first bucket seemed then was completed with what appeared to be apple crumble. It had massive lumps. One landed lopsided on her head. It stuck there. More ran down her face. Another lump stuck to her shoulder. Another on one of her knees. 

It was clear that there were waives of mess coming in themed buckets. The next one would not be as pleasant as the first had been. This one was filled with the remains of a full English breakfast. It included mushrooms, tomatoes, baked beans, eggs, bubble and squeak, even bits of discarded bacon, sausages and black pudding. The muscle bound contestant wasted little time dumping the sloppy breakfast onto the naked reality tv star. She was quite shocked when she was hit by the wave of mess. It made a sloppy splattering noise as it fell onto her. Her face and hair were soon covered in bean sauce and egg yolk. “Really?,” she said,” There was bacon in there.” It was quite a sight to behold the sexy chav getting sloppy breakfast dumped onto her. Everyone was treated to the view as bits of the mess made their way over her face and body. 

Next to come was a wave of various items that would be used in burger places, mainly condiments. It was ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, relish, burger sauce, garlic sauce, cheese sauce and even some pickles thrown in. It fell in a mixed wave down onto Vicky Pattison. It fell all over her thighs and crotch initially then over her chest and face. It was very sloppy and messy. It was like a rainbow of sloppy colours that suddenly covered her.

The final one was an entire Sunday roast. It contained meat, vegetables, mash, roast potatoes, even some Yorkshire pudding bits and stuffing balls, all soaked in sloppy brown gravy. Because the condiments were quite smooth, it took Vicky surprise when a lump of sliced roast beef landed on her head. “Oh no, wait, hold on for a..,” she tried to say, but it was too late. The leftover roast dinner was already raining down onto her. She was soon covered in gravy. Bits of food stuck everywhere. Broccoli, stuffing balls and sprouts stuck to her face and body.  The final touch was a giant Yorkshire that must have been at the bottom of the bucket falling out and landing on top of her head. The young man smiled as the audience applauded. 

Vicky was let out of the tank. She pushed some of the mess away. She had been decimated by the filthy mess. The Yorkshire still on her head. She was smiling though. “I’ve been through worse, me,” she said. “Come on now you aren’t getting away that easy,” she told the contestant. “We had a deal and I am a girl of my word.” She then dropped to her knees and pulled him close. She licked her lips and wiggled her eyebrows as she unzipped him. She then pulled his already erect penis out. She had been looking forward to this part of it since she saw him. “This is why I picked him,” she joked. She then plunged his penis into her mouth and began to give head for the world to see. “I love sucking a bit of cock,” she quipped. The show ended as she began to suck the contestant’s cock. No one knew what to make of this part. It was surreal seeing a naked tv star covered on mess on her knees sucking a virtual stranger’s cock.