Sunday 31 March 2019

Miss Still Dog Ate my Homework pie in the face

This is a gallery of Miss Still getting pied on Dog Ate my Homework.















London Pulse


London Pulse

London Pulse were in their first year as a netball franchise in superleague. They were not faring very well, losing most of their games and sitting in last place. Their coach was doing all that they could to try to motivate them. Three of their players and the coach appeared on a local radio show. The three players were Ama Agbeze, Ash Neal and Fionnuala Toner.On the show, they were teased about their poor results. They took it in good spirit, but said that they were very close to a breakthrough and were sure that they would start to turn their fortunes around in the near future. They had a game coming up against Team Bath. They told the host that they felt very confident that they were going to win the match. They felt that they matched up well. The host then told them that actually he felt that they were definitely going to lose again. Up to this point, they had only managed to win one game. They became quite annoyed with him. He asked if they were so confident that they were going to win, if they would be willing to make a wager on it. Their coach jumped in and said that they absolutely would, thinking that this would give them increased motivation for the match. He smirked. “Ok then ladies. If you lose the match against Team Bath, the three of you will have to come back to the show next week and get a gunge bath. “The three looked at each other blushing, muttering omg. It would mean that there was a lot on the line in the match.

All week leading up to the game, the host and the show as well as the team posted things on social media. They posted pictures of buckets of gunge and of three chairs set up in the studio teasing the ladies that this was going to be what was going to be happening to them after they lost the match. They tried to appear confident, but they were crapping themselves. They had a good shot to win the match, but Team Bath was a formidable team and the match could go either way no matter how well they played. Some of their players posted on social media about how they could not wait to kick their bums and send the three ladies to be covered in gunge. The pressure was building upon the team, especially the three who made the bet. It could be very embarrassing for them if they lost this match.
The match was extremely close and exciting. The ladies tried their best to put the bet out of their minds and to focus on playing the game. The game went back and forth. It came right down to the end but the final score ended up being London Pulse- 60, Team Bath- 64. They all shook hands after the game. Ama, Ash and Fi however knew that there were larger consequences for the three of them for losing the game.

Almost immediately after the match ended, on social media the result was posted. Below it was a picture of three launch chairs and three buckets, each had one of the three player’s names on it. There was a quote below that saying, “Ama, Ash, Fi look what we have waiting for you.” There were tons of likes and tons of comments saying that people could not wait to see the three of them get the gunge. Even their own teammates were finding it hilarious. They thought about backing out of the show, but knew that it was no use.

They went to the show and were very anxious. They wore their netball skirts just like they wore in the game. They waited in the waiting area while the host told everyone again what was happening. “This is the moment that you have all been waiting for. Last week on the show, we had three players from London Pulse netball. They were very confident that they would win their match against Team Bath this week. We put a wager on the match. Unfortunately for the three ladies, they failed to win the match. As a result, they now have to sit in the special chairs that we have set up for them and have three buckets of gunge poured all over them. Let’s welcome them to the show. They have been such good sports. Let’s welcome Ama Agbeze, Ash Neal and Fionnuala Toner. “The three women walked in.

“Ok ladies without further delay, please take your seats and make yourself comfortable.” The three chairs were set up back to back. They were like lawn furniture chairs. They took a deep breath and lowered themselves onto the chairs. They pointed and laughed as each of the chairs had one of their names on it, especially for them.

The host, his co -host and funnily enough, their coach each then went over and took one of the buckets each. Each of the three ladies blushed and sweated, looking incredibly embarrassed. Ama was a talk black woman with long legs and an attractive smile. Her hair was elaborately braised with some pink and red in it. Ash was from down under. She was ginger with red hair and freckles. She had a more athletic build. Fi was tall and thin with long legs and dark hair, pulled back. The three held hands and grimaced. They were sharing this humiliating experience together, but were each getting embarrassed individually as well.

“So, London Pulse have been good sports. They wound up losing the match though, so it is time. I hope you ladies are ready,” the host said. They shook their heads and said no, begging them not to do this to them. They grimaced and gritted their teeth. The three approached carrying their buckets. They showed the ladies and the camera the names on each of the buckets, indicating that the contents were meant for that player. This added to their embarrassment.

The buckets were then lifted and the signal was given that it was time to dump the contents on the ladies’ bodies. The women shrieked as the gunge began to pour down onto them from above. The gunge was bright pink which matched the London Pulse colours. The gunge began to pour down onto their heads. Gunge poured down over their hair and then down over their foreheads and down their faces. Gunge poured down their noses and over their cheeks. They closed their eyes as their faces were covered in gunge.

The gunge then poured down their arms and over their dresses. They could feel gunge pour down their backs all the way down to their backsides. Thick gunge then poured all over their bare legs. The gunge soon coated their thighs and went down their calves, all the way to their ankles, even soaking their socks in sloppy gunge. They were soon covered from head to toe in gunge. They could feel it all over their bodies. They were basically covered in gunge from head to toe.

They looked at one another and laughed. They pushed gunge away from their eyes and faces and pushed some away off their bodies. They then were all helped to their feet and stood side by side. Gunge dripped from their bottoms, skirts and legs to the studio floor.

The pictures and videos of what happened to them were everywhere and many people commented. It was complete embarrassment for all three for a little while after that. The photos were placed on their lockers in the changing room for the next match.



Salma Hayek fake mess

This is a fake mess of Salma Hayek.She becomes a human burrito.


Sunday 24 March 2019

Steffi Graf fake messing

This is a fake of Steffi Graf getting covered in spaghetti.


Emily Atack get me out of here


Emily Atack get me out of here

Emily Atack was taken to gunge court by Fleur East and Sair Khan. They had all appeared on I’m a celebrity get me out of here. The other two were covered in mess many times on the show, but yet Emily had somehow managed to remain completely clean throughout the show. They were very annoyed about this, because it was very unfair. Of course, they were right about this. It was very unjust. They decided that she needed to be taken to gunge court.

That day, the court was decorated in a jungle theme and everyone was dressed in jungle themed outfits. The ladies wore bikinis white grass skirts. Emily wore a blue bikini. Both parties entered the court room and the judge came in and told everyone to be seated. He then asked the plaintiffs to explain their case.

The two women began to explain that they had all appeared on the same series of the show and that a big part of the show was to get messy. They both had gotten messy more than once to a great degree, yet Emily somehow managed to escape entirely. They felt that this was grossly unfair and suspected that there was more going on than met the eye, because it was too much of a coincidence that she had managed to avoid the mess the way that she had done.

Emily then got her chance to defend herself. She said that it was just a matter of luck and that they knew that they could get messy from the beginning. She said that it was not her fault and not her decision. She then got a bit more arrogant and said that they deserved it more than she did anyway. The other two began to argue back, she got annoyed and then blurted out that she had been given a no mess clause in her contract. She looked shocked when she said it. She had not meant to reveal that. The other two looked at her in shock and anger. The judge then said,” You may have had a no mess clause on that particular show, but there is no such a clause on this show.” He then said that it was an open and shit case. Emily had avoided the mess because of a clause in her contract and although the contract was perfectly legal and fine, the spirit was unfair and that she was most certainly guilty as charged, because she conspired to avoid the mess rather than just avoided it by chance. So she would be getting a messing to make up for the ones that she had missed on the previous show. Emily wanted to protest, but could say nothing against the judge’s verdict.

She was ordered to come forward for her punishment. The bailiffs escorted her to the centre of the court room. The two winners were asked to join her. The judge then stated that there would be two parts to punishment. He ordered that for the first part of the punishment, that the winners be given to tubs of treacle and two paint brushes. These were brought out and handed to them. He then explained that this was so they could cover Emily in treacle from head to two smiled and laughed. Emily was ordered to raise her arms. They were told that they may begin. They began to dip their brushes into the tubs of treacle and to scoop out tons of it. They smushed this onto her body, starting with her legs and working their way up her body.

They started at her ankles and each pushed a brush up the front of her legs and then down the backs of each of her legs, coating them in the sticky substance. They then plopped some onto her stomach, rubbing it around on there before slathering some onto her bikini bottoms, onto the front and then over her behind. The applied more onto her back and then onto her chest. They then used the brushes on each one of her arms. They then pushed the brushes into her face, coating her nose and chin as she sputtered. They then poured the remained over her head. She wiggled around as she felt the sticky mess coating her whole body.

He then ordered her into the testifying box slash gunge tank. She stepped inside and rolled her eyes as she knew she was about to get even messier than she already was. The two winners were allowed to get into place. The judge stated that Emily was found guilty of all charges and must be gunged as a result. She frowned, but did not protest. She just wanted to get this over and done with at this point. The winners were told that they would be taking turns releasing gunge all over the defendant. The got into position. They comically waived at Emily. Emily scowled.

Fleur and Sair then took turns. Fleur was first to have a go, pulling down on the release for the gunge. Emily looked up as light blue gunge began to pour all over her from above. It poured down her head and all down her blonde hair. It dripped down her face and then poured down her shoulders and chest. It rolled down her arms and stomach and then down her legs.

Fleur released the release and then changed position with Sair. There was a brief pause to give time for the tank to reload with more gunge. Sair then was given her chance. She yanked down as well. When, she pulled, orange gunge began to rain over Emily. She closed her eyes and cupped her hands as the gunge poured down. She shook her head as the gunge washed over her body.

They then continued changing positions four more times. Each pulling the release three times, gunging Emily six times in total. Purple, pink, orange and yellow were added. She was covered in a rainbow of slime when it was all over with. She could barely be seen underneath the gunge that covered her.

The door was opened and she was led away by the bailiffs. She clomped away leaving a trail of sloppy mess as she went. She was taken to an outdoor shower similar to the ones on the show, where she was allowed to wash herself in a simulated waterfall. She never wanted to speak to the other two again.

Saturday 23 March 2019

Sunday 17 March 2019

Sarah Rafferty, Donna Paulsen


Sarah Rafferty, Donna Paulsen

Sarah Rafferty played Donna Paulsen on the show Suits. Meghan Markle used to be on the same show. She was a gorgeous redhead with an amazing body. She was the definition of sexy. There was an episode where there was a messy vote held in the office for charity. Whoever received the most votes was going to get messy in the office in front of everyone. Everyone, including Donna assumed that it would be one of the guys, possibly one of the higher bosses. There were actually quite a few in the office who really desired to see her get covered in mess. She was going to get a large number of votes which would seal her fate.

A sheet of plastic was laid out in the middle of the office and one of the old office chairs was brought into place. It sat there all day as a reminder of what one of the employees would be going through later on in the day. Donna was completely unaware that many of her colleagues were dying to see her be the one to be sat in that special seat. She wore a blue button down shirt and a grey skirt. The outfit showing off her long sexy figure.

It finally came time for the results to be heard and for one person to get messy. The whole office gathered around in anticipation of who was going to be sat in the hot seat. They had been forbidden to discuss votes beforehand. The boss thanked everyone for voting and donating. It was announced that a very large sum of money was raised. Someone was going to have to pay the price though. 

Everyone had donated to see what would happen next. Everyone crossed their fingers as they awaited the results. The boss said that one person was the runaway winner. He paused for effect. The anticipation built. “The person with the most votes is… Donna Paulsen.” Her eyes widened. She was truly in shock. Everyone else celebrated. She had been the most popular choice to get messed by far. Her colleagues were dying to see this. She looked totally shocked as she was lead to the chair and made to sit in it. She crossed her arms and adjusted her skirt as she sat down.

Everyone in the office looked very excited. She was asked how she felt about this. She replied,” I think I want a recount,” she said. “Ok,” the boss joked. He looked down at the paper and then said,” Nope, you still lost.” She laughed. “Seriously, please don’t do this to me,” she begged. This was just greeted with laughter.

A bucket filled with sloppy cafeteria leftovers that they had gotten from the cafeteria downstairs in the building. It was explained that they had been saving all of the leftovers from the past week for Donna and now she would be wearing them. She made a disgusted looking face. She looked over and down at the bucket that was filled with the leftovers. She recoiled in revulsion. It smelled revolting. It was layered with everything from peas to sauce to spaghetti to tuna fish and coleslaw. It was all mixed together into the revolting slop bucket. It was going to be all over her. Even Meghan Markle’s character, was laughing and smiling as she got her iphone out to record the whole thing for posterity. She was going to be the laughing stock of the entire office. They were all going to love seeing this happen to her. She was incredibly embarrassed.

She rolled her eyes as one of the men who she had been intimate with got to do the honours. He lifted it over her. She closed her eyes as he lifted the bucket and tipped it over her head. There was an audible gasp as the first wave of mess fell out of the bucket and landed upon her head. It looked revolting. It was a mash of collected leftover food. It rolled onto the top of her head and down her face. She clutched her arms as the slop rolled down her face and then down her neck and over her chest, back and arms. It left a trail of greasy slop as it went along.

More plummeted down all over her body. She recoiled. She could feel it going all over her skirt and down her legs. She was draped in noodles, bits of pasta, vegetables and other bits of food. It was all over her face. He moved the bucket up and down her body, so the mess would pour over each and every part of her body. Her clothes were covered. Some fell down into her clothes as well. She was covered in it. The mess rolled down her long sexy legs. Her clothes were totally stained. Larges clumps of mess collected between her legs and in her cleavage. She pushed handfuls aside. She was totally trashed.

She looked very annoyed and very sloppy and smelly after being showered with mess. She did not have a change of clothes and was going to have to drive home like this. All they had to be of assistance was some paper towels and the bathroom sink.

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These scenes are quite good especially the second one. The third week was rubbish because both of the people getting slimed wore hats, which was stupid and should not have been allowed because what is the point. I really don't see the logic on any level. The whole point is to get the people messy.