Friday 25 March 2022

Sonya Deville abuse of authority

 

Sonya Deville abuse of authority

Sonya Deville became one of the authority figures on WWE. For a while, she just acted normally, but eventually, she began to abuse her power. The WWE could not resist the overused evil authority figure trope that they had run into the ground for the previous 20 years. It became a major cliché after a while. She always wore a black shirt, trousers and usually a tie. It actually really suited her and was quite sexy in its own way.


She began to abuse her power and try to get one over on some of the female wrestlers on the show. She attempted to put certain wrestlers in bad positions such as Naomi and even Rhonda Rousey. She really began to annoy some in the locker room. This, eventually, came to the attention of the real authority in the WWE. They became very annoyed with her. They announced through Adam Cole, that they were going to put Sonya in a situation to attempt to try to rectify what she had done. It was announced that she would be put in a match with Naomi. If she failed to win the match, the wrestlers that she had wronged would get to take messy revenge on her. They were all stood around the ring as well during the match to ensure that Sonya could not escape or run away.

Before the match, there were lots of segments where Sonya tried to weasel her way out of the match, but she was told that she had to wrestle in the match or she would be fired from her position. She had no choice. She wrestled the match dressed in her black outfit. The match went as one may expect it to go. There was lots of Sonya stalling, complaining to the referee, ducking through the ropes and trying to create distractions. There were many times when she tried to go outside of the ring only to be confronted and thrown back into the ring by a wrestler that she had wronged in some way. All of whom were extremely happy to oblige.


The only way that Sonya was able to get the upper hand was to distract her opponent and to hit her with a dirty shot when her back was turned. The advantage did not last for long though. Her opponent enjoyed sticking it to Sonya, dominating her in the ring. In reality, it did not make much sense as Sonya was just as good a wrestler as anyone else, but was playing the role of the cowardly authority figure who used their power to get what they wanted rather than their ability in the ring. Sonya also had a really good annoyed, I just smelled something face as well, which helped.

At this stage in the match, there was a lot of theatrical overselling going on. Sonya was whipped from pillar to post using her tie as well. Her opponent was just toying with her. She finally decided to end it, dropping Sonya and pinning her. All of the other wrestlers applauded and climbed in the ring. Some of them took Sonya by her arms and held her. Sonya shouted and threatened everyone, sticking out her nose.

Some of the others then slid out of the ring and grabbed some items. The crowd cheered, but Sonya’s eyes widened as she looked on in shock as she saw what they brought into the ring. She should have been grateful, there were times in the past where this sort of thing lead to someone’s head being shaved. In fact, an original plan for her feud with Mandy Rose was meant for that very thing to happen to her, but plans had to be changed.


Now she was being held. She tried kicking her legs and screaming, but this only made everyone laugh at her even harder. She played her role to a t in this case. The other women climbed into the ring. As they approached, Sonya noticed that they were carrying containers filled with cottage cheese. She shook her head in disgust and disbelief. The other smiled and laughed, taking great pleasure in getting their revenge on Sonya. There was no escape for Sonya as the ladies took aim.

They began to pour disgusting cottage cheese all over her. It splashed all over her black hair and down her body, all over her pants and down her legs. The white, gloppy, thick cottage cheese looked extremely sloppy and thick on her black clothing. She could feel it all over. She screamed and pouted as she had the cottage cheese dumped all over her head and body.


Naomi got the special privilege of dumping the biggest container directly over Sonya’s head. Naomi pulled the lid off and smiled as she held the cottage cheese out. She looked at Sonya in a manner as if to say,” You deserve this for all that you have done.” She then pushed the plastic container down on top of Sonya’s head. Cottage cheese was pushed out down over her face and down her hair and shirt. It was all over her tie. Naomi left the container in place over Sonya’s head.

When they let her go, Sonya slid around in the ring comically and pouted. She later was approached by an interviewer who she scowled at and pushed away on her way back to the locker room.  

Ruby Riott fake mess 4,5,6

 Ruby Riott fake messes 4, 5 and 6 (Soho)





Friday 18 March 2022

Carla Gugino slapstick film

 

Carla Gugino slapstick film

Carla Gugino was a slightly under the radar actress who had been in a lot of big films over the years, but not usually in starring roles. She had been in things from the nineties forward. She was a good actress and was very attractive, but somehow, she never broke through to the real big time. She was very cute as well. She was old enough to start playing the role of mother in television and film. She took the part of the mother in a wild children’s slapstick film ala Spykids or Home Alone. 


There were some wacky and messy scenes in the film. Most of them involving the parents and/or the villains. There was a running gag where there would be a trap or prank set up for someone, usually the bad guys, but it would accidentally go off on Carla and she would get covered in mess instead. It was quite humorous and built through the film.

It started with a simple bucket of slime over a bedroom door that was meant to fall all over whomever entered. Unfortunately for her, Carla’s character was the first one to enter. Everyone told her to stop, but it was too late, the bucket of blue green slime dumped all over her. Her mouth dropped in shock.

The next one was a prank where all of the bottles of drink, including a chocolate milk shake were shook up. Again, this was not intended for the mother character. They expected her to pick a different drink, but she grabbed the shake. When she opened it, it exploded all over her, covering her in milkshake. It dripped from her face and her hair.

The next one involved some gunge balloons that were set to fall on a person when they entered the house. Of course, she again was the unlucky one to receive these. They fell on her, popping and covering her in pink and green gunge.


This was followed by a kitchen prank where when the person entered, they would trigger a trip wire that would set of a chain reaction leading to ketchup, mustard and other condiment bottles being squeezed at the person, thus covering them in thick mess. Of course, she was the one that this happened to as well. By this point, she was starting to get very annoyed. She had been covered in mess over and over again.

The next one was one right from St Trinian’s. It was set up outside the house, when a person exited, they would trip which would trigger thick honey and a pillowcase of feathers to drop all over them, sticking to them all over. This played out just as you would expect. Carla was soaked in honey and covered in feathers. This time she screamed.


The final scene took place in a barn. He bad guys were captured and everyone was happy. Carla’s character said,” I’m glad that is over with and there will be no more pranks or traps. You didn’t forget any did you?” Everyone looked around, thinking. “Oh no,” they said. With that, a giant bag of manure emptied all over her. She shook her head and shrugged her shoulders. Everyone looked around shrugged their shoulders.

Brooke Kinsella fake mess

 Brooke Kinsella fake mess



Friday 11 March 2022

Ava Gardner Femme Fatale

 

Ava Gardner Femme Fatale

Ava Gardner was one of the most attractive women in Hollywood in her time. She was incredibly sexy. She would be seen on screen in low cut black dresses and would date Hollywood stars. She was smouldering hot. She had a lot of roles playing a femme fatale. In one particular film, she played a deceptive, smart talking, jaded woman who lured the hero in. It was a classic film noir film.


In this film, however, it would come back to haunt her. She was not aware that the main character had discovered that she was planning to double cross him and planned to beat her at her own game. She lured him to a hotel room and was planning on pulling out a weapon and shooting him, at least knocking him out while she looked for information. The main character, was aware of this and switched the weapon for a toy one that would explode all over her if she tried to use it, covering her in mess.


They were involved in a flirtatious card game previously when she had then asked to meet him somewhere more private. She began to kiss him passionately, distracting him so she could draw the weapon. She was unaware that he had switched it downstairs in the casino. He allowed her to believe that she was taking him in. He allowed her to pull out the weapon. When she went to use it, brown mess exploded out of it all over her face, hair, dress and body. She screamed. He also had set a few more traps for her.


She fell over on the bed when she was squirted. When she fell back, she landed with a splash. She discovered that the bed was covered chocolate sauce and feathers. The hero then pulled a cord that then released foamy cream all over her.

He told her that you could not kid a kidder and that the pleasure had been all his as he slipped out the door, not before pulling a second chord that dropped creamy and sloppy fruit filled pies all over her. She screamed and kicked her legs as she cursed him, yelling that he could not just leave her like this.


The next scene saw her stomping through the casino covered from head to toe in sloppy mess. It covered her long legs, silky black hair and tight black dress. She was furious and embarrassed all at the same time.

Maddy Hill fake mess

 Maddy Hill fake mess



Friday 4 March 2022

Short story: Discover card let it out girl

 

Short story: Discover card let it out girl

There was a discover card commercial that featured a woman getting very excited about her savings. She was almost orgasmic over it. There was soon a parody of the commercial where the woman was on the phone to a guy and talking dirty in regards to getting messy.


They started to talk dirty on the phone. He told her,” I can’t wait to get you totally messy. It feels good doesn’t it?” She then shouted, just as she had in the previous commercial, but with one small change. She yelled, in a funny voice,” Oh yeah, I’m getting messy!” With that, thick yellow gunge that looked and felt a bit like custard came raining down upon her, seemingly out of nowhere. It poured over her head, all over her glasses and down on her body.


She started shouting and dancing just like she had in the previous commercial, seemingly orgasmic. Loving how the mess felt all over her body. “Oohh,oh yeah,ugh,” she screamed and moaned while gyrating her hips and shaking her body. “Oh yeah, I’m getting sloppy!” She could not hide how turned on she was.


She wiggled and shouted as thick chow mien noodles and sweet and sour bean curd fell all over her as well. It stuck to hair, glasses and face and plopped down, sticking to her shirt and trousers. She was loving it. Of course, everyone in the office was looking at her in amazement. It was more than a little embarrassing. She was covered from head to toe in mess.


It was a very short commercial, but incredibly hot nonetheless.

Kellie Shirley fake mess

 Kellie Shirley fake mess