Sunday 30 September 2018

Vicky Gomersall the choice


Vicky Gomersall the choice

Vicky Gomersall was an extremely attractive sports caster. She had the ability to look amazing in tight fitting dresses and skirts. She was the object of many fantasies. She worked in a profession that was mainly viewed by males, so she had quite a few admirers. It came to be time for Sports relief. The network that she worked for was doing quite a few things to raise money for charity as a part of it. One of the ideas that they put forward was to do a messy vote. The presenter who would receive the most votes would get gunged. All of the major presenters on the network would be put up for the vote. Vicky was sincerely hoping that she would not be the one who would be receiving the most votes. She let herself believe that she would not be the person. She would have to have very bad luck to be the one who would be getting the mess.

On the day of the vote, she wore a tight fitting, sexy blue dress. It looked fabulous on her. All of the presenters were in different parts of the studio when the results were read out. Just before the results were read out, all of the presenters were shown one by one along with numbers that people could call if they chose to vote for someone. When Vicky was shown, she was blushing and looking very nervous. She mouthed that people should vote for someone else. She was just about begging to be saved. It was impossible to gauge who would be the unfortunate person to be chosen. There were quite a few people to choose from. A lot of them were quite attractive men and women as well. Vicky thought that she had a pretty good chance to be saved.

When it came to time to make the announcement, it was announced that Vicky had received the most votes. At that moment the camera switched to her. She was not one hundred percent sure that the camera was on. What the camera captured was an unadulterated real reaction from Vicky. Her eyes widened and her mouth fell open. She swore, saying,” Shit. Dam in.” She was then made to take her mic off and lead over to the gunge tank. As she was lead over, the announcer announced that £15,000 was raised for worthy charities. Vicky was made to sit in the tank and the door was closed upon her. She crossed her legs as she took a deep breath. She appeared very nervous and a bit annoyed. She never thought that she would be the one to end up in this unenviable position.

The announcer then stated that this was the moment that everyone was waiting for. It was time to see Vicky get gunge. She gave a pouty frown and two thumbs down. He said that this was going to be a moment to remember. A plummeting flushing sort of noise was made followed by sloppy blue and pink gunge pouring straight down upon Vicky. She made a truly hilarious shocked face.

The gunge poured down upon her blonde hair and down her face. She tried to put her hands over her face to shield it from the gunge. Her face was soon overwhelmed by the ocean of sloppy gunge that poured upon her head. It poured down her shoulders, chest and back and then over her body. It poured onto her legs and behind. Her dress became soaked it splotches of slimy gunge. Blobs dripped comically from her nose and chin. She rubbed her arms and made some funny motions as if she was miming washing herself in the shower. She could feel the slime all over her body.  Gunge could be seen dripping down her knees and calves. She ran her hands over her face and hair. She shivered and shook her body.

Everyone watching would never forget the vision of seeing Vicky covered in gunge. She looked annoyed and very embarrassed. Her sexy body was covered in slippery slime.

Lily James fake pie in the face

This is a fake pieing of Lily James. Hopefully, it is a bit better than the time that she was pied in the face for real.


Sunday 23 September 2018

Shirley Manson wants Garbage


Shirley Manson wants Garbage

Shirley Manson made the unfortunate choice to be in a band called Garbage. The very mention of the name and seeing how she looked conjured up messy images. For all anyone knew, the band name could have been chosen as a messy reference. She was gorgeous as well, Scottish and ginger. She was the perfect sexy combination especially when wearing a short skirt and boots. The image of Shirley getting covered in garbage was one that was inescapable. The truth was that she had chosen the band name because of her own naughty messy fantasies. When she was asked to appear on Let Her Have It, she instantly agreed. She had wanted to appear on a show like it for a very long time. The phone conversation was a brief one. It went something like this. “Your band is called Garbage. That got us thinking.” “Say no more. I would love to get trashed by you,” she responded.

On the day of the show, she wore her famous black dress and boots combination. She looked amazing. After that day, everyone else would also always think about what the words Shirley Manson and Garbage had always brought to mind to some. There was also an underlying attraction that existed between Shirley and Mr. G. that could not be denied and was bubbling just beneath the surface.

She was welcomed to the show by Mr. G.. Shirley usually tried to appear sullen and morose, but she was quite smiley on this occasion. She looked downright excited to be there. She did try to not let her excitement show too much. They sat down on the couches opposite one another. They began to chat. “Shirley Manson, it’s so good to have you here.” “It’s good to be here. I mean, I am a bit surprised to be asked to be honest. I have not been in the public eye much in a while.” “Well, I am a big fan personally of your music and an admirer of you in particular, I have to say.” She licked her lips and wiggled her eyebrows. “I must say, the feeling is mutual,” she said in her sexiest Scottish accent, touching her hand to his arm and leg. “I am a big fan of this show.”

“I did always wonder something. It is slightly personal though. We know the name of your band. I always did wonder if the name was related anyway to, you know, what we do on this show.” Shirley blushed and laughed. “Well, this is a bit embarrassing, but yeah it is. I bet I can guess what you think of everything you hear the band name. I am the same and I love that people might be thinking that as well. It is kind of an inside reference. A very personal inside reference,” she said. She then winked. “Hence, why I am here today. I would love to make what everyone is thinking actually happen.” The sexual tension was through the roof. Both of them were extremely turned on at this stage.

“Well, today, we have a special secret word. As some may remember, there used to be a show called You Can’t do that on Television. On that show, if you said the words water or I don’t know, something special would happen. That is kind of what we have happening today. The word though is the name of your band.” “Got ya,” she said. Of course, what he was saying is that if she said the name of her band, she would be covered in just that.

“So, Shirley. Without further ado, in case anyone at home, maybe the younger viewers are not aware, can you tell everyone what the name of your group is, please?” Shirley crossed her legs and stretched her arms across the couch. She looked at him and almost growled,” I would love to.”
“It’s called.. Garbage.” The instant that she said the word garbage, garbage began to pour straight down upon her. On camera, she all but disappeared as piles of sloppy garbage poured down upon her head. It looked as though it was real garbage as well. It was not fake garbage or gunge made to look like it was garbage. It stunk as well. The audience gasped and some even gagged because of the disgusting stench of what was being dumped all over Shirley Manson. It could be smelled all the way to the back of the audience. People could be seen holding their noses.

It looked like mostly food waste. There were areas of different colours. There was a lot of orange, red, brown and green. Spaghetti, mushy peas, baked beans and other bits of food could be identified in the ocean of slop that trashed the singer. The garbage fell perfectly upon her. It poured onto her ginger hair, pale legs as well as the rest of her body. She was showered in trash from head to toe.
When the trash stopped falling, she took a little breath and said,” I want more Garbage.” With that, another wave of trash began to pour down upon her. She closed her eyes and looked up, surrendering herself to the garbage. She the laughed as it covered her.

When the garbage was through, she looked over at Mr. G.. She stuck out her finger and beckoned him closer. “Get your arse over here,” she told him. She then slithered her way over to him and mounted him. She began to wildly kiss him and to rub her hands all over his chest and crotch. She then asked him,” Do you like seeing me covered in garbage?” At that point more garbage rained upon them.

At this point the show had to go to commercial break.

Gabby Logan fake messing

This is a fake messing of the gorgeous Gabby Logan. It would be amazing to see that happen for real.


Sunday 16 September 2018

Sloane Stephens younger rival


Sloane Stephens younger rival

Sloane Stephens had developed into one of the top tennis players in the world. She was making her way towards superstardom in the sport. However, Serena Williams was still the top player in the world and arguably the best female tennis player in the history of the sport. Sloane was getting a lot of hype, but Serena was far from finished. She began to become a bit annoyed by all of the attention that Sloane was receiving. She felt that she was overhyped and did not deserve to be getting all of the accolades that she was getting. Serena wanted to teach Sloane a lesson and to get her back for taking some of her spotlight away. The two were set to meet in the finals of a grand slam tournament. 

During the build-up Serena really got sick and tired of hearing about Sloane. One day at a press conference, she snapped. “I am going to show that young lady who the best really is and I am going to teach her a lesson. If she has any guts she will take this challenge. I suggest that the winner of our match gets to punish the loser as they see fit in front of everyone.”

At first Sloane wanted no part in such a thing, but Serena goaded her on social media into finally agreeing to the stipulation, though it was against her better judgement. She did not know what Serena had in mind, but Serena was also talking a lot of trash and trying to get into her head. This was not like Serena. All of the hype around Sloane must have really annoyed her to get her this riled up. She was not a bully or a sore loser, but she was very annoyed. She also may have been using tactics. This was working, to some extent, because Sloane’s mind was not entirely on the match. She was really now more focussed on what Serena was saying and what this punishment might be if she happened to be the unfortunate one to lose.

Sloane wore a peach coloured tennis outfit to the match. Serena wore a black tight fitting outfit. During the match Serena began to tease and taunt Sloane about what she was going to do to her if she lost. At this stage Serena was still the best tennis player in the world anyway, so she really did not need the advantage that she was gaining by this, but she had been so irked that she really wanted to beat Sloane quite badly.

Serena pretty much blew Sloane off the court. She dominated the match. She celebrated every point in the final set, enjoying her victory. When the match was over, Serena smiled knowingly at Sloane, knowing that she was going to get the chance to punish her younger rival for the whole world to see. What was worse was that most people seemed to be on Serena’s side as she was such a big star. 
Serena ordered Sloane to centre court. She then made her bend over the net and spread her legs. Serena then tied her ankles and wrists to the net using her shoe laces and some of the lacing from the net. Sloane was now bent over at centre court. Everyone cheered as Serena looked down over her rival.

Serena then opened up a case that she had hidden courtside. She pulled out an enormous pie. The crowd roared when they saw what she was holding. She then walked over to Sloane. She held the pie in front of her face. She put one hand upon her shoulder. She then asked the crowd if she should do this. They responded with an eruption of cheers. Serena smiled. She reared back and then, with as much force as she could, slammed the creamy pie straight into Sloane’s face. She twisted the pie around in her face. Sloane scrunched up her face and closed her eyes as the pie splattered her in the face. She could feel the muscles in her legs and behind tense up as the pie came towards her. Sloane’s face was left covered in creamy pie. She looked up. She wiggled her lips and stuck her tongue out. She looked up, she could see hundreds of flashbulbs going off capturing this moment. Serena jumped up and down and clapped, laughing and pointing at her humiliated opponent. Sloane could not believe Serena was being this petty. She had already won the match.

Serena took a second pie. She then circled around Sloane like a shark circling its prey. She then went to her backside. She lifted Sloane’s skirt up and then yanked her panties down around her ankles, revealing Sloane’s athletic, peach like posterior for all to see. She then reached back and thrust the sloppy pie straight into Sloane’s naked backside. Sloane shuttered as she felt the pie collide with her butt cheeks. Serena smeared the pie around all over her behind and down the backs of her thighs.

She then took out a massive bucket of rice pudding and proceeded to dump it all over Sloane’s prone body. Serena took her time as she moved the bucket back and forth over Sloane, dumping the sloppy whitish coloured, lumpy mess all over her smooth body. She was soon dripping in the rice pudding from head to toe. There were shots of rice pudding plopping down onto and off of Sloane’s legs and face. Sloane could feel tingles of humiliation all over her body.

Serena then mercifully, ended the proceedings by dumping macaroni and cheese all over Sloane. Serena herself had been covered in this some years earlier. Now she was getting to serve it up to someone else. It was so sloppy and cheesy. There were hundreds of small tubes of pasta in the macaroni and cheese, which were now individuals all over Sloane’s body. Serena dumped the mess over her head and then down her athletic body. The crowd was loving seeing the macaroni and cheese ooze its way all over Sloane’s body.

When Serena finally untied Sloane. She told her rival that they needed to takes some publicity photos. Sloane yanked up her filthy panties. She looked defeated and dishevelled.  Globs of mess fell all over. Her face still covered in pie. She was forced to stand next to Serena as photos were taken. She was the runner up, but she did not look like it at this time.

Ariel Winter fake mess

This is a fake of Ariel Winter.




Sunday 9 September 2018

Pippa Middleton fake mess

This is a fake mess of Pippa Middleton.


Bianca and Janine Eastenders


****WARNING**** This is an adult story containing nudity and sexual situations including male and female *******

Bianca and Janine Eastenders

Charlie Brooks and Patsy Palmer played friends Janine and Bianca on Eastenders. This story is about the characters, but is done in a way that presents them as if they were real life people.

Janine and Bianca were pretty much chavettes to some degree. They were down to earth and not exactly the highest class. The two decided that they would go out for a girl’s night out. To be frank, neither of them had had a shag for some time and they were both gagging for it. They decided that the only thing for it would be to go out to the local club and look for a couple of men to fulfil their needs and desires. The two were getting on in years a bit though. There were much younger women who would be at the club so they decided that they would dress as tarty and as trashy as they possibly could. They promised themselves,” We’re getting laid tonight girl.”

They went to the club and started drinking. They were extremely horny to begin with, but the alcohol only served to loosen them up more. They became more and more wild as the night progressed. They began to come on to some of the younger guys in the club who were not very interested in them at all. They were undeterred. As luck would have it, their eyes happened to meet with two guys who were in their thirties. “How about those two?,” Janine said. “Oooh I like the one with the glasses. He is all mine,” Bianca said, “We will be having those cocks in no time,” Janine joked. They wasted no time approaching them. They seductively made their way over to them. They were stood by the bar.

Janine started in first,” Hi there handsome. I’m Janine.” She gave a seductive wink and licked her lips suggestively. Bianca instantly put her hand onto the second gentleman’s arm. “I’m Bianca,” she said,” I am so horny,” she whispered. They wasted little time. They did not feel like they were in the mood for small talk. The ladies just asked if they wanted to go somewhere more private and led them by the hand down to the basement of the Queen Vic.

Each of the women instantly threw themselves around the guys. They began to passionately kiss them and they each began to tear each other’s clothes off. These two had been waiting for this for a very long time. They violently ripped each other’s clothes off until they were all naked. The ladies stroking their penises. They then told the guys that they had a surprise for them.

They then showed them over to an area of the basement where they had gathered slop buckets from the local pub and café. They told the guys that they could these on them anyway they saw fit. The women then laid out naked spread eagle side by side on the cold concrete floor. They were already very aroused. Their nipples were very hard and their vaginas were already wet and sticky with warm juices. Janine had a juicy vagina. She was fully shaved, but had a bit of shave burn. Her hair was back and had a braid stretching around. Bianca’s body was aching to be touched. The ladies were not thin or statuesque in any way. They were very much like normal every day women. The ladies could hardly keep their bodies still they were so excited.

The guys took the slop buckets and smiled as they looked down at the nude women. They moved into position and began to tip their slop buckets over the women’s naked bodies. The ladies smiled and laughed, holding one another’s hands as the slop began to be poured all over their nude bodies. The guys started at their ankles and began to pour the slop up their legs, all over their crotches, on their stomachs, on their chests and then over their faces. They then reversed directions adding a section layer of disgusting slop. It was filled with lumps of various types of expired food waste. The ladies moaned and growled sexually as they were covered in the slop. Soon they were completely covered in filthy mess.

The ladies then told the guys that it was there turn. They pushed them toward the wall and made them put their hands behind their backs. The women then took trays of sloppy leftover lasagne. They pushed their hands in and then plopped handfuls of it all over the bodies of the guys. They used their hands to smear it all over their chests and behinds. They then took their penises in their hands and dropped to their knees. They rolled some of the mess onto their penises and then pushed their erect members into their mouths. They began to hungrily suck their cocks. They then plopped more lasagne over themselves and the guys.

When they had done that, they then got the women to get down onto all fours. The men then took cream pies and smashed them into their faces and backsides. They spanked their bottoms with the pies as well. They then pushed their penises into their vaginas and began to have sex with them doggy style. The women were not quiet. It was a miracle that they weren’t heard by the whole square. They were very, very loud as they did it.

They then laid the ladies out on the cold hard floor and began to complete the sex act. The two couples rolled around on the cold hard floor, covered in slop as they had sex. Janine and Bianca screamed and squealed. “Oh, yes. Fuck yes. Uh, uh, uh oh.” Everyone then orgasmed one after another. The guys then pulled out and began to explode with cum all over the ladies’ faces and bodies.

The guys then got dressed. They handcuffed the naked women together. They then paraded them outside into the night air. The ladies were shocked when the door was slammed behind them. They knocked hard and called, but the guys left them out in the cold naked and covered in mess. They now had to think of how they were going to get back home without being seen by anyone. At least it was dark.

Sunday 2 September 2018

The Iconics feel the mess


The Iconics feel the mess

The Iconics were Billie Kay and Peyton Royce. They were both Australian. They were in the WWE, but their characters were more like old school gimmicks. They played obnoxious self-absorbed heels. They often seemed more interested in their appearance than winning matches. They were over the top and cartoonish. They made bad jokes at the expense of other wrestlers. Because of this, they were perfectly suited for an old school revenge, embarrassment storyline. They had been targeting Naomi. They had been making fun of her and cheating to defeat her for a while. They made all sorts of lame jokes at her expense over and over again. They tried to mock her at every turn. Their attempts were not that great, but they tried their best to torment her.

The time came for Naomi to get revenge. The Iconics were in the ring running down Naomi. They made fun of her and gloated about how they had beaten her so many times. As they were doing this, Naomi’s music hit and she entered the arena, but stood on the ramp as she was cheered. She then began to speak. “I am so sorry to interrupt you two chickens, but you need to shut your mouths before I snatch you bald.” Billie then interrupted her. “Oh, look who it is Naomi. The big loser. The big cry baby. You are just upset because you are such a loser and are definitely not iconic and never will be.” “You two big mouths think you can come out here and try and embarrass me. You don’t understand who you are dealing with. You should think twice before you mess with me, because I am going to teach you a lesson. I am going to give you two just what you deserve.” “Oh yeah, we are so scared. What could you possibly do to us? There is only one of you.” “Yes, but I have more brains in my little finger than you two fools have in both of your stupid little bodies. You are going to get exactly what you deserve. You are going to feel the glow.” They began to look around. They pointed and shouted towards Naomi. “No don’t look over here. Look right above you.” “Oh we are so scared,” they said, doing mocking faces pretending to be scared.

They looked at each other and then looked around. They then looked upwards. As they did, their mouths fell open in shock as they realised what was going to happen. It was too late to react though. As soon as they looked up, a tidal wave of neon green and pink gunge rained upon them. They screamed as it dumped upon them. They comically sputtered and overreacted as they were covered in the slimy glop from above. They put their hands out and stomped their feet as if they were spoiled children throwing a temper tantrum. Naomi crossed her arms and then pointed and laughed at the two ladies covered in slime and mess.

Just when they thought that it was over, a second wave poured down onto them. This time it wasn’t glow in the dark gunge though. This time it was manure, or a thick brown substance that was made to look as much like manure as possible. They wailed as they were covered in the sloppy brown. It poured all over them. The two tripped and fell over one another, slipping on the mess in a slapstick kind of way. They fell to the mat and comically fumbled about in the dirty mess, slipping and sliding as they went.

Naomi smiled and waved at them. “Don’t you two look cute now,” she teased. They screamed that they would get her back for this and that she could not do this to them. She pouted and whined about how disgusting and gross the manure like mess was. They shouted that it was all over them.
Later in the show, there was another sketch. The two were seen entering a shower room to clean the mess from themselves. They could be heard moaning and complaining about the mess. When they were in the shower, Naomi was pictured grabbing their dressing gowns and running away with them. 

They were then shown coming out of the shower and to find that their dressing gowns were gone. They then had to make their way down to the dressing room as they were. When they arrived, all of the other female wrestlers were there to greet them. They gave them a round of applause. Naomi had had her revenge on them, completely humiliating them both.

Lorna Fitzgerald fake gunging

This is a fake messing of Lorna Fitzgerald- Abbie Branning from Eastenders.