“Put Your Money Where Your Mouth is” is a television show similar to many others that air involving buying and selling antiques. Featured on these shows are many experts in the field. Some of these experts became moderate celebrities in their own rights. Three of them were Kate Bliss, Katherine Higgins and Katherine Bateman. Although not Hollywood beauties, there were those who watched the shows that they appeared on who would consider them to be quite attractive.
In order to spice the show up a little bit, it was decided that there would be a few special episodes, where the loser would end up with a messy punishment. The three Kate’s were chosen to appear on three episodes of the show that week. These women considered themselves sophisticated. They were intelligent business women. The last thing they wanted was to be humiliated on national television. None of them particularly wanted to be getting messed up either.
The ladies were pitted against male counterparts on their particular programs. Everyone in this world knew one another very well, so the men they were competing against were colleagues that they knew well and worked with on a regular basis. Each of them was hoping that they would win and get to avoid the consequences of losing. Losing would mean total humiliation on national television and in front of their colleagues.
First up was Katherine Higgins. She was a tall, pale, quite posh looking, thin gangly red haired woman. She was dressed in a red blouse and grey tweed slacks. She was a very repressed, stuffy sort of person. She definitely would be the person who would have been the most humiliated had she lost. The idea of seeing Katherine Higgins get covered in mess was one that most people found hilarious, because they could picture how she might react. Katherine had a lot of rich friends. This usually helped her win the show, because she could always find a friend to spend a lot of money on items she had bought. She was a bit over confidant and that would prove to be her undoing. She was sure that she had done more than enough to win. She knew she had made a huge profit on the items she bought and sold. She was very confident that she would have won. She really believed that she would be the one doing the humiliating. This time she was up against Phillip Serrell. She had beaten him many times in the past. He was a heavy set man who wore glasses. He had more than one fantasies about Katherine Higgins in the past. She found him repulsive but humoured him on the show. She would not even speak to him in real life. She would usually look down her nose at those she felt in some way superior to.
At the end of the show, when it came time to open their brief cases and reveal how much they had made, Katherine Higgins was in for a real surprise. Her and her opponent opened their cases. When she saw the results her jaw dropped. Both had made large profits, but her opponent had beaten her by a poultry three pounds. He smiled. Katherine began to sweat and panic. She stammered over her words. She could not believe it. Before Katherine could protest, she was taken by the arm and lead over to a stool. Everything was set up in park, outdoors. A hand was put on her shoulder and she was pushed into the seat. She crossed her long pale legs. She flicked her man of long red hair back. “Oh my gosh,” she said in her posh accent.
At this point, she noticed that Phillip was picking up a bucket. “Um, no please, Phillip, don’t do this,” she asked in a panic. The voice over came on and explained that Katherine had lost and was about to pay the consequences for it. Katherine squirmed in her seat. She knew that her expensive clothes were about to be ruined as well. Phillip raised the bucket. Katherine closed her eyes and attempted to cover her face with her hands. He then began to pour. The bucket was filled with eggplant parmesan in a thick tomato sauce. The eggplant was disgusting black and purple and covered in cheese and spaghetti sauce. A big hunk fell out of the bucket first. It landed in between Katherine’s hands. She screamed as she it landed between her hands. She quickly removed her hands to toss away the lump of sloppy eggplant, as she did, her face instantly became covered in sloppy left over spaghetti sauce. Seeds and skin from the eggplant smushed from her hands across her neck as well. More fell over her. Her face stained with sauce. Eggplant fell down her face and down her neck, into her shirt. It rolled straight down over her face as she closed her eyes.
Phillip then provided a side of spaghetti for Katherine to enjoy. He raised the bucket and began to pour the spaghetti onto Katherine’s head. Katherine cringed as the sloppy leftover spaghetti contacted her head and face. She was greeted by the unmistakable aroma of old spaghetti. She nearly gagged at the stench. The entire front of her face was soon completely covered in spaghetti. The only thing that was visible were her enormously large teeth. Spaghetti hung from her forehead and hair. It looked almost as though she was wearing a spaghetti wig. She laughed in as slightly exasperated tone. The spaghetti poured onto her neck, down her body and all over her trousers. Her long legs were covered in spaghetti. The thin fabric of her trousers was all that stood between the two.
He then finally took a bucket filled with spoiled salad and goat’s cheese and turned it over on Katherine Higgins’ head. The rotten lettuce, tomatoes and other vegetables fell onto her head. The majority of it stuck in place on the top of her head and the top half of her face. Katherine looked up with a bemused expression on her face. Phillip smiled.
Next on the slate was Katherine Bateman vs. David Barby. Katherine was one of the newest and youngest experts. A lot of people would probably consider her the best looking as well. She was thin with brown hair. She wore a brown suede jacket, blue jeans and a purple polo shirt. David was a slightly nerdy posh with glasses as well. Katherine had been the subject of more than one male fantasy in the antiques circuit. She saw what happened to Katherine Higgins and did not want a repeat.
Of course, it was all really out of her hands. All she could do was her best and hope that it would be enough. She knew that if she lost, she was going to hear about it for a long time. She did all her buying and selling. When it came time to open the briefcases, she was very nervous. The look on her face when it was revealed that she had lost by over £300 was hilarious. “I can’t believe that,” she said,” What can I say. You well and truly kicked my ass this time,” she exclaimed. “I guess that I will be the one getting messy now.” She reluctantly walked over to her seat and took her place.
David got ready with a large bucket filled with gravy. He aimed it at Katherine Bateman’s face. The brown mess poured straight down on her face. She closed her eyes and opened her mouth, holding her hands beside her. Thick brown gravy streaked down her pale face. She shrugged her shoulders. She continued to get gravy poured over her. David was lapping up doing this to such an attractive woman. She sat as the gravy poured down on top of her. When it stopped, She wiggled her lips and slowly looked around. Her face covered in gravy and her hair and clothes soaked with it. “I’ve been totally gravied,” she said, laughing a bit.
David then took another bucket. This one contained baked beans. He lifted it and began to pour it over Katherine Bateman. A deluge of baked beans emerged, falling all over Katherine. Beans poured over her nose and chin and then down her neck. She could feel them running over her face. They seemed to pour for minutes on end. Katherine was faced with more baked beans than she could possibly deal with. She tried to brush some away, but they just seemed to keep coming and coming. She could feel them all over her whole body. They were all over her jeans, all over her legs. They seemed to be everywhere.
Finally, he took a tray of cottage pie and turned it inside out over Katherine’s head. He placed it onto the top of her head. This sent beef, gravy, carrots, peas, mash and cheese downwards across her forehead and then down her face. Bits of it stuck to her face. She opened one eye and stuck her tongue out playfully. She laughed a bit. The camera giving a very nice close up of her face.
So, Katherine Higgins and Katherine Bateman had already fallen. The third episode would feature, probably the most well known of the three, Kate Bliss. She was very experienced and was hoping to salvage something for the women. Kate would be facing James Lewis. James was a very large, very hairy gentleman. He was a very nice guy, but Kate found him incredibly unappealing. She really did not like the idea of him getting to mess her up at all. The thought of him doing anything to her made her flesh crawl. She tried not to let that show too much.
The show went as normal. Kate usually did really well on these shows. A lot of the outcome was down to luck on the day. Kate was quite nervous, but felt that she would win in the long run. Kate wore a floral blouse, a brown skirt and brown suede boots. “Well, I can only hope and pray that I have done enough not to lose today,” Kate said,” If not, I am in deep trouble,” she said to the camera. The time finally came for the two to reveal how much they made. They opened their briefcases and had a look. “Oh no,” Kate said. “Oh yes,” James said. He jumped up and down laughing. Kate had been beaten by £50. She put her hands to her face, looking quite shocked. She put her hands on her hips and licked her lips in embarrassment as James Lewis pointed and laughed at her. “Well done ,” she said. “Why thank you,” he replied, taking a bow. “I am in for it now,” Kate said. She laughed, trying to mask how annoyed she really was.
James first emerged carrying a large pie in one hand. “It’s time to face the consequences Miss Bliss,” he said.. “I know,” she said coolly. “We have a lovely cream pie for you here to start with,” he said. “Oh great. Aren’t I lucky,” Kate replied. “Please place your hands behind your back,” he instructed. Kate did as she told, placing both of her arms behind her back. She snickered as she looked at the pie that he carried. “Unfortunately for Kate, it is pie time,” James Lewis said. He lifted the pie with both of his hands. Kate closed her eyes giving a pained expression of anticipation and dread. He lifted the pie slowly, bringing it even with Kate’s face. He then pushed the creamy pie straight into Kate’s face. It hit with a muffled thud. He rotated it slightly in both directions, holding it in place in her face for a moment. He then removed the pie plate. Kate’s face was covered in a layer of cool whip like cream. Echoes of laughter could be heard from the crew and passers by. Kate stood with her hands still behind her back. She did not attempt to clean off any of the pie. She gave a serious looking expression which could just be seen beneath the blobs of cool whip that hung all over her face. She moved her face around in a sarcastic sort of manner.
James next took out a bucket of strawberry angel delight. As he was so much taller than Kate, there was no need for her to be seated. He walked behind her and tipped the bucket over her head. She stood in place as he began to gunge her with the fluffy, creamy pink substance. It poured over her head and down her already pie covered face. It poured down one side of her face first. The entire right side of her head was soon covered in pink mess. Roars of laughter came from the crew as angel delight poured down Kate’s face. It poured down her nose. Angel delight poured down her body. It covered the top of her shirt and dripped down her waist. She opened one eyes and blew with her mouth. She still kept her hands behind her back.
Finally, James took a massive jug of rice pudding. He gently opened Kate’s collar slightly and slowly poured some of it down the front and then the back of her shirt. She let out a slight moan as she felt it inside of her shirt, all over her plain bra and down on her stomach. He let go when her shirt was filled and nearly bursting with rice pudding. He then lightly pulled back the back of her skirt and tipped more down into it. It poured down her body. She could feel it inside of her underwear. On the bottom, slightly warmer rice pudding splurged out the bottom of her skirt and down her legs and boots. She could feel some emerging from the bottom of her underwear and inside of her boots. The rest of the rice pudding, he poured over Kate’s head. Kate shook her head in disbelief. “Well, what can I say,” Kate said,” I am speechless.”
So, each of the three Kate’s lost and paid the consequences. At the end of the show, stills of the three of them messed up were shown again.