Sunday 25 December 2022

Little Women 1994 reunion

 

Little Women 1994 reunion

It was the anniversary of the film Little Women. It was the version that came out in 1994. The mother in that film, Susan Sarandon arranged a reunion. She invited three of her daughters from the film. All three were big stars. They were Winona Ryder, Claire Danes and Kirsten Dunst. They were all very much grown up now, even more so than they had been in the film. On the set of the film, though she loved being around the girls, they also drove her nuts. She decided that she would use the reunion as an opportunity to get some revenge on them. The idea of covering these three in revolting mess was something that she had been imagining for some time.


The set up was the usual reunion set up. Everyone was welcomed and were sat around together while a mediator asked questions and made comments. They were all very happy to see one another after so many years, although they had stayed in contact after the film. The mediator then asked about some fun stories from set. The ladies explained that they had a very close relationship and would play pranks and drive everyone else nuts, especially Susan. “I’m afraid that we were a real pain in the ass for our on screen mother,” Winona added. The mediator then said,” We have heard a lot about that from Susan.” “Well, I love them all dearly, but there were times where they would drive everyone absolutely crazy. They could be very annoying and were always trying to get a rise out of people, especially myself.” Claire and the others leaned over,” Sorry,” they said. “Well, nor so much,” Kirsten added. Everyone laughed.


“Well, it seems like Susan put up with a lot from you three all those years ago. I think that she deserves a chance to get you three back for all of that, don’t you audience?” They all cheered. “Don’t you Susan?” “Absolutely,” she responded in her cool way. The girls began to look a bit nervous. “I think that it would only be right if we allow Susan to get her revenge on these three young ladies. Susan, I bet you have always wanted the chance to dump revolting slop all over these three haven’t you?” “Oh absolutely, without a doubt,” she responded. She gave a sarcastic smile to the three ladies. “I have wanted to do this for so long.”

The three women were then asked to scrunch together sat on a couch bench that had no back to it. They had to scrunch together to fit and started to hug one another and to hold hands. Winona was wearing a dark red velvet dress. She had worn one like this in the original film. Claire was wearing a black dress that was short on the bottom and a bit strappy on top. Kirsten was wearing a white tank top and a floral print dress. They all were dressed very differently. Winona was wearing a period costume of sorts. Claire was wearing an outfit that she would wear on a talk show and Kirsten was dressed casually. They looked at one another and blushed.


Susan then sauntered over as the crowd cheered. The monitor accompanied her. “Well Susan, this has got to be a dream come true for you.” “Absolutely, I have wanted to do this for a long, long time. I think all parents would love the chance to do this to their daughters.” She enjoyed seeing the three ladies giggle and squirm. It had been about 15 years since the movie was shot and now Susan was going to get her revenge on them.

“Now, today we are going to make a human baked potato. We have the humans already in Winona Ryder, Claire Danes and Kirsten Dunst. All we need now are our toppings. Bring out the toppings bar.” A toppings bar was wheeled out. It was filled with different toppings that could be used on baked potatoes and were about to be used on the three stars on the bench couch. The ladies’ mouths and eyes widened as they saw what was being brought out to be used upon them.


“Oh where to begin? We have so many tasty options for them. I think that a good place to start would be the sour cream. Everyone loves their sour cream don’t they on their baked potatoes. Here you are Susan.” Susan was handed a metal tray filled with sour cream. She smiled devilishly as she approached the ladies from behind. They cuddled together and closed their eyes. Susan smiled and took in the moment. She then turned the tray upside down and began to shake it about over their heads. Blobs of stuff fell out and landed all over the three of them as they laughed. She shook the tray vigorously over them. Still, not all of the sour cream fell out. She was then handed a rubber spatula. She began to scrape and scoop out more of the sour cream and rubbed the spatula around on their faces and chests, spreading the glop around. She then placed the tray on Winona’s head like it was a hat. She laughed. It stayed in place for a moment before falling onto the floor.

Next to come was the nacho cheese sauce complete with broccoli. Susan began to dump this all over them. Nacho cheese was poured straight over Claire Danes’ head. It fell from Kirsten’s nose and chin and covered Winona’s dark hair. It fell all over their bodies. Susan did everything she could to make sure she got as much all over them as she possibly could. More of it fell onto their laps and their legs.


Next to come was the chilli. It was vegan chilli but was filled with vegan beef and lots of beans and other vegetables. It was real, true to life chilli and not imitation stuff. Susan cackled evilly as she looked down at the chilli. She was dying to pour this all over the three actresses. She paused and waited for them to look up. As they did she began to dump the chilli over them. Loads of it went all over Winona and Kirsten’s faces and even into their mouths. More fell down the sides of Claire’s head. They squirmed around as the chilli rained down over them from seemingly every direction. They could feel it running down their legs and necks.

Next to come was to be the coleslaw. This probably smelled the worst of all. It looked revolting. Susan chuckled at the thought of coleslaw being all over these three. She then lifted the tray and began dumping it all over them. It poured everywhere, massing on their shoulders, chests, heads and laps. The disgusting white slime that it was in soaked their clothes all over. The three looked into the camera and made funny faces, sticking out their tongues, heads coated in coleslaw.


Finally, Susan took trays of salad, lettuce, tomato, bacon bits, raw broccoli etc. and dumped them all over the ladies. It was the finishing touch. Susan pointed and laughed at them. The three of them laughed and blushed, covered in baked potato toppings. “Well everyone,” we have our human baked potatoes. Thank you Susan for preparing them for us.” “Oh, it was my pleasure,” she responded.  

Freema Agyeman fakes 2 and 3

 Freema Agyeman fakes 2 and 3




Sunday 18 December 2022

Charissa Thompson Tuesday night messing

 

Charissa Thompson Tuesday night messing

Charissa Thompson was a famous sports caster. She was gorgeous and quite sexy. She was usually the only woman on the broadcast team. She was very cheeky as well. The rest of the broadcast team decided to surprise her one day. She was getting very snooty and stuck up. She started to act a bit above everyone else on the team. She would make special demands and ask that things be arranged to her specifications. This began to rub everyone the wrong way. They decided that they would teach her a little lesson as a means of putting her back in her place.


It was halftime of Tuesday night football. The team was discussing the game and showing some highlights. One of the team then stated that they had a special surprise for Charissa. She looked excited, thinking it may be something good. They then brought out a large sheet cake. On the cake, the words, “Especially for Charissa,” were written. At first, she did not suspect the sinister meaning of these words. The cake was indeed, for her, but it was to be in a way that she could have never suspected. The guys then confirmed that it was just for her. She thanked them and said that it was, so nice of them. Then, much to her chagrin, they lifted up the cake and pushed it straight over into her face. The cake splattered in her face, all over her short blonde hair and down her neck and chest. It was so large that it covered the entire top half of her body. She screamed.


When the cake fell over, Charissa tried to fling handfuls of cake at her colleagues. She was completely shocked that this had happened. As she was distracted, another colleague approached from behind with a large bucket filled with custard. They then dumped the custard straight over her head. It covered her short hair and fell down her face and body. Globs of it fell everywhere around her.


In the background, they displayed some dirty photos of her that had previously been leaked online. The custard was then followed by a bucket of chocolate pudding. This was flung all over her. She did not have much time to react to any of this as her colleagues were effectively taking turns dousing her in various messes. The pudding fell down her face and body. She was coated in globs of soft, smooth chocolate pudding.

Finally, someone poured a bucket of creamed corn over her. She screamed as she felt the thick, gloppy, yellow mess pouring all over her. She could do nothing more than shut her eyes and tense her body up as the creamed corn descended upon her.


The men laughed and told everyone that they hoped they enjoyed the second half action. Charissa had no real means of cleaning herself up properly. Throughout the second half of the game and post-game, she was forced to perform her duties dishevelled and still partially covered in mounds of mess.

Katy Selverstone fake mess

 Katy Selverstone fake mess



Sunday 11 December 2022

Evan Rachel Wood/ Madonna

 

Evan Rachel Wood/ Madonna

Evan Rachel Wood played Madonna in the Weird Al film, Weird. She did not play the real Madonna, but an exaggerated caricature of her. She was the villain in the film. Basically, she used Al to further her own career. Her character was extremely sexy as well.


There was an alternative version of the end of the movie where Al realises that Madonna is using him and decides to get Weird and messy revenge on her. In the scene, she admits that she has been strategically manipulating Al for her own gains. He gets annoyed. She then said,” Sorry.” He then went to grab something. She then tried to bargain. “Baby, what are you doing? I’m so sorry. We can do so much together. It will be amazing. Come on now.”


He then turned around. He was holding what appeared to be an enormous hose. Her eyes widened. “What are you doing? We can work this out. Come on, don’t.” He then turned the hose on, but what came out of the hose was not water. It was filled with a sort of whipped cream. She waived her hands and screamed as the cream exploded from the hose and sprayed her with enormous force, almost knocking her over. She writhed and squirmed as she was inundated with the cream. It covered her unique and distinct outfit with all its layers and frills.


She screamed,” Ahhh!” She was still obnoxiously chewing her gum. She then heard a noise coming from above her. She looked up. As she did, a wave of spaghetti sauce rained down over her. She comically, waived her hands and screamed. She became splattered in the sauce. She shouted, “I can’t believe this. You, you, weirdo!” He told her that she always talked about being Italian, so she should enjoy this. He then threw a bowl of pasta at her.


She slipped and fell backwards. She stumbled and slipped back into small dumpster on wheels. She kicked her legs in the air comically. As he approached carrying a container of coleslaw, she stuck her head out of the dumpster. She was covered in trash and food waste. She had banana peels, pieces of rotten vegetables and every other manner of rubbish stuck all over her. He then leaned over and told her, “Consider yourself, dumped.”


She pleaded with him not to do this. He then dumped the coleslaw straight over her famous hair. It oozed out and stuck all over her face and hair. He then pushed the dumpster. It went flying. She screamed as it flew. It ran into a gigantic pile of manure. She fell out and landed in the manure. She then pouted and screamed, “Alllll!”

Lucy Ricketts fake mess

 Lucy Ricketts fake mess



Sunday 4 December 2022

Alexandra Daddario

 

Alexandra Daddario

Hayley Atwell was a serious actress. She became very unhappy with one Alexandra Daddario. She felt that Alexandra used her looks to get where she was, specifically her body, chest size etc. She felt that Alexandra portrayed herself as a serious actress and that this was a disgrace. She felt that she deserved to be punished for this.


She took the opportunity when both appeared on a talk show overseas. They were both talking about their careers and projects. At some point in the show, things turned very sour. Hayley began to insinuate that Alexandra was not a serious actress and that her main claim to fame was her looks and her chest size. Alexandra was not happy at these accusations and defended herself. She tried to argue that she worked hard and deserved to be where she was just as much as anyone. Hayley continued to challenge her. She stated that women like Alexandra made things worse for other women and that she was a bad role model and representation of the industry. Alexandra was really put on the spot by this.


Hayley told her exactly what she thought of her and told her that she was going to give her exactly what she deserved. Alexandra did not really know what to say to Hayley or what she meant by what she said. Hayley said,” Take this you tart!” She pulled out a large bowl of trifle filled with jello, fruit salad, sponge cake, custard and whipped cream. Before Alexandra could react at all, Hayley pushed the gigantic trifle straight into her face, causing the trifle to dump out all over her face and hair. Alexandra was flabbergasted! Her mouth fell open in shock. She held out her hands as globs of the mushy mess fell down onto her hands and onto her chest.


She was completely stunned by what had just happened to her. There was whipped cream along her forehead and dark hair. Her face was covered in cream and custard. A lot of the jello and sponge fell onto her enormous chest. She stared blankly ahead. Hayley then pulled out an enormous of bucket of rice pudding and told Alexandra,” Take this you slag!” She then proceeded to dump the contents of the bucket all over Alexandra. It poured down her face and all over her body. It oozed everywhere. It was thick and lumpy. She could not believe that this was really happening. She was furious with the producers of the show and her agent and was seething with anger at this point.


A still angry Hayley, then was handed two lemon meringue pies. She reached back and threw each of them as hard as she could right at Alexandra. Alexandra attempted to raise her hands to deflect the pies to no avail. They landed with splats on her breasts and in her face. When they hit, they splattered with the white topping as well as the second layer of bright yellow lemon filling all over her. Hayley then repeated the same process with two chocolate cream pies. Alexandra closed her eyes as she was pelted with the double layer pies. Brown chocolate pudding and white cream topping splattered all over her.

Hayley then brushed her hands together, made a sarcastic looking face and smiled. She stated that the “Cow, got what she deserved.”

Elizabeth Olsen fakes mess

 Elizabeth Olsen fake mess



Sunday 27 November 2022

Vella Lovell fake mess 1 and 2

 Vella Lovell fake mess 1 and 2




Haley Jones Stanford

 

Haley Jones Stanford

Haley Jones is a Stanford basketball player. The team is one of the best in the country. They are top contenders for the national championship. Haley was very competitive and she loved her teammates and her team. She wanted to win the title more than anything. She began to brag online about how good the team was and about how many games they were going to win. She became more and more confident that the team would win it all. Although, they were one of the best teams in the game, there were plenty of other great teams out there that had just as good a chance to win as Stanford did.


Haley began to brag online, guaranteeing that the team would win it all. This began to annoy some of the other players around the country. They began to challenge her. Eventually, someone said,” If you are so confident, why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” They told her that if she was so sure, that she should make a bet with them. She was so confident that she agreed. She agreed before she even knew what the stakes were. She was a little surprised when they told her that if her team did not win the championship, she would have to get covered in mess. She did not know how she felt about this, but she was still sure that Stanford would win the championship, so she was not overly concerned.

The team did very well in the tournament. In fact they made it all the way to the final game. The game was very close. It came down to the last 15 seconds. The game was tied. Unfortunately, the other team was the one to have the ball last. They passed the ball and Stanford fouled. The player was sent to the foul line. All she had to do was make one of the two shots. She managed to do this and Stanford lost by the closest of margins. The game was so close that Haley had almost forgotten about the bet she made. At first, she was just bummed at losing such a close game. It was a few seconds before what that meant for her began to sink in. “Oh shit,” she thought.


The other team was celebrating. They were holding the trophy and there was confetti everywhere. They then pulled a chair over to the centre of the court and ran over to Haley, grabbing her by the arms and dragging her over to the chair. She feigned protest begging, “Noooooo!” Her teammates were absolutely no help. The fact that she was about to get it actually cheered them up a bit after losing the game.

She crossed her arms and blushed. Her eyes darted around as the other team got ready to let her have it. They had everything they needed and were about to get started on her. She smiled with her dimples showing as she blushed. She shut her eyes as they lifted a bucket over her head.


They dumped the bucket all over her. It was filled with fluffy white stuff. It was either whipped cream or marshmallow flush, or a bit of both. It was almost a bit like meringue. She squelched up her face as the white mush plopped on her head. Blobs fell down into her hands and down her sides. The top of her head was covered and some smushed onto her forehead and down the bridge of her nose. She held her hands out, shook her head and laughed.

Next they began to dump spaghetti hoops over head. She screamed as she felt a wave of thick spaghetti hoops fall from above and splat all over her. They rolled down her curly hair and down her face. They splattered her uniform and collected between her legs. Her teammates were laughing at her hysterically. She looked pretty funny to them with spaghetti hoops stuck all over her hair and face.

They then dumped a massive bucket of macaroni and cheese over her head. She almost gagged when she felt and smelled the heavy mac and cheese raining down over her face and body. She blushed as the other team celebrated their victory by covering her in disgusting macaroni and cheese. Never in her wildest dreams had she imagined having mac and cheese stuck all over her hair, face and body. She could do nothing but laugh as she looked down at the globs of mac and cheese on her hands. A big strand of stuck together mac and cheese dangled straight down from the tip of her slightly pointy nose.


They then finished her off with coleslaw. They laughed and joked about how rancid and disgusting the stuff looked and smelled. They joked about the fact that it would soon be all over their opponent. The whole team gathered around and posed as they all began to tip the bucket over Haley. She put her hands over her eyes as they dumped the coleslaw over her head. First some rancid white stuff poured out of the bucket. They came massive blobs of slaw. The largest fell out and plonked down on top of Haley’s head. More fell down onto her shoulders and knees. She sat there and looked up, holding her hands out, her head covered in coleslaw as if it were some kind of bizarre wig.

Saturday 19 November 2022

Kate Hudson surprised by Goldie

 

Kate Hudson surprised by Goldie

Kate Hudson was a big star who was naturally funny. She always seemed to enjoy having a good laugh. It was kind of hard to believe that she had managed to escape clean for so long. That was all about to come to an end, however. Her mother, Goldie Hawn, was also very famous. She wanted to get her daughter as messy as possible. She really loved the idea of it. Seeing mess all over her daughter and seeing her expression as it happened was something that Goldie wanted to see happen very badly.


She it up when they were both scheduled to appear on a talk show together. It was meant to be a show about famous parents with famous children. This much was true. What Kate wasn’t aware of was the fact that the parents would be getting messy revenge on their famous children.

The two were sat beside each other and they talked about what it was like being a famous family. The host then sprang the surprise on Kate. “Kate, we have a little surprise for you. We did not just ask you here today for a chat. We brought you here so we could allow your Mom a chance at revenge.” Kate smiled in surprise, taken a bit aback by what was being said. “Well, wait, what do you mean?,” she replied. “Well, Goldie, let’s show her,” the host exclaimed.


Goldie then proceed to pull a gigantic creamy pie out from under her seat. Kate’s mouth fell open as her mother slammed the pie straight into her face. She held her hands out in shock. Her mouth still wide open. The pie plate falling into her hands, leaving her face splattered in creamy pie.


Goldie then reached down and lifted up a gigantic bucket of light blue slime. She quickly raised it in the air and began to pour the slime all over her daughter’s head. The slime poured down over her blonde hair and face, down her shoulders and onto her body. She was frozen in shock as her mother delighted in dumping the slime all over her.


Goldie then finished the job by spraying Kate with squeeze bottles of ketchup and mustard. Kate closed her eyes and raised her hands as well as one leg as her mother stood back and squeezed the condiments out all over her daughter.

Goldie pointed and laughed. Kate shrugged her shoulders. She was speechless.

Britney Spears fake mess 3-7

 Britney Spears fake mess 3-7







Monday 14 November 2022

Lisa Bonet wants to get slimed

 

Lisa Bonet wants to get slimed

Lisa Bonet became famous when she starred on the Cosby Show as Denise, one of the older daughters of Cosby on the show. She often feuded with the creator of the show. She was very brave and heroic in this respect. She campaigned for a lot of causes as well. She was a very, very cool person. She was also every sexy and very fun. One day, she came to a simple realisation. “I want to get slimed,” she thought to herself. She started to imagine how it would be. How it would feel, all over her body. How funny it would be. How funny she would look. She decided that she really did want to get messy.


She agreed to appear on a kid’s television show of the time. She dropped more than a few hints regarding the fact that she would not be averse to getting messy on the show. She did not tell them straight out that she wanted it to happen. Though, she would have begged them for it to happen if need be. Luckily, they did not need a lot of encouragement. There were many celebrities who would have rather done anything but get messy. When there was a celebrity who made it clear that they did not mind, they were very grateful for that.

She actually sent many messages on social media fishing for comments about the mess. She wrote that she would be appearing on the show and that there could be some slime in her future. She even wrote messages such as,” So looking forward to this.” “I’m so excited.” And “Is it wrong that I want this to happen?” She loved the whole idea.


On the show, it was set up so she would be playing a game. If she lost, she would get slimed. The game was a basketball shooting game. She smiled when she heard this. Playing the game, she missed many of her shots on purpose. She tried to make it not look too obvious that she was trying to lose though. She missed nearly all of her shots, some of them badly. She encouraged the audience to route against her as well.

When the game was over, she dashed her fist and said darn, but meant it sarcastically. The host told her that her effort was really pathetic and that she deserved to be slimed for that alone. She chuckled, smiled and shrugged her shoulders. “I guess, that means, I’m going to get slimed,” she said. “Oh you bet, you are,” the host said. The audience cheered. She let out a woo and pumped her first.


She then sat down and leaned back. She looked up and awaited the slime that she had been looking forward too. She closed her eyes as the slime began to dump down over her head, all over her dreadlocked hair and down her face. She raised her shoulders and laughed, leaning into the slime, letting it pour down all over her face and her body. She moved her hands around on her body as she felt the slime all over her. She moved her feet and legs back and forth as she felt the slime pouring down upon them. She laughed and made funny faces. She threw her arms open, embracing the onslaught of slime.

She shook her head and put her finger to her mouth. She giggled. The host approached her. She was asked how that was for her. She responded saying,” It was everything that I hoped it would be and more. It feels so good. It feels amazing. I feel so sexy.” She laughed and posed in the slime.


Later, she posted pictures and videos of the sliming everywhere for everyone to see. She commented that it was the best thing that she had ever done. She stated that there was no feeling like it. She did not let on that the sliming had actually turned her on immensely and that she thought it was one of the sexiest feelings she had ever had in her life.

Saturday 12 November 2022

Alexandra Borgia /Annie Parisse

 

Alexandra Borgia /Annie Parisse

Alexandra Borgia was played by Annie Parisse. She was another of the attractive female lawyers from Law and Order. She looked sheepish as her turn in the court room came to fruition. She looked quite nervous as she was marched into the court room and into the witness stand. She wore a light blue sweater and a beige tweed squirt with boots. She licked her lips and took a deep breath. She was not as outraged or as indignant as the others. She seemed more worried than they did.


She shrugged her shoulders as the judge read the verdict. She rolled her eyes and licked her lips. She quickly shut her eyes as a barrage of red slime quickly fell from above, landing all over her. It was lumpy and sloppy. It plopped down all over her and splattered in all directions around her head and shoulders. She let out a muted whelp as the gunge overpowered her. It splashed everywhere, all over her sweater, down upon her skirt and down her boots. Everything was splattered in mushy slimy mess. She shook her head as the slime continued pouring down over her.


Shed bit her lip as her face all but disappeared behind a wave of slimy mess. She was showered in it. She ran her hands over her skirt, smushing the slime around on the fabric. She moved her legs back and forth as the slime rolled down them.


She covered from head to toe. Her hands were cuffed behind her back as she was lead out to where the rest of the lawyers were. All of whom were covered in mess. She wondered if she was the last to come, or would there be more to join them.


Charlotte Flair fake slime

Charlotte Flair fake mess



Saturday 5 November 2022

Angie Harmon/ Abbie Carmichael

 

Angie Harmon/ Abbie Carmichael



Next to appear in the court room was Angie Harmon who played Abbie Carmichael on Law and order. She was rather tall with shiny straight black hair. She usually wore her black skirt suit. She had piercing dark eyes as well. She frowned as she was lead into the court room. She knew that it was her turn next. She took a deep breath as she was lead to the witness stand. She took her seat, crossing her long legs as well as her arms. She stared almost blankly ahead.


The judge then eagerly pronounced the guilty verdict, slamming his gavel down. Angie took a deep breath and looked up. “Here it comes,” she thought to herself. She closed her eyes as a tidal wave of pink slime rained down upon her. It poured down her face and down her dark hair. It began to pour down her entire body, sliming her all over as it went. She shut her eyes tightly as she was engulfed in sloppy pink goo. She could feel herself sweating and turning red with embarrassment as she felt the slime covering her body and clothing. Every inch of her was getting covered in slime. It dripped from her nose, hair and chin.


She could feel the weight of the slime on her clothing. It was thick as well as cool. She shivered and squirmed a bit in her seat as the slime cascaded down her body. She shook her head and laughed a bit. She thought to herself that she must look absolutely ridiculous. She could feel the slime running all the way down her legs to her ankles. It rolled down her long, giraffe like neck. She fidgeted and squirmed in her seat as she could feel the slime sliding and squishing between the seat and her body. She could feel it on her behind and the backs of her legs against the seat.


When she stood up, slime rolled off her body, downwards onto the floor below.