Penelope Cruz build your own burrito
Penelope Cruz was hired to do a commercial for a make your own burrito restaurant. She was going to get to demonstrate making her own burrito. It was going to be a human burrito though. She sat down onto a giant tortilla.
“You can have anything you want. Like beef, chicken or even
vegetarian beef. These three items were poured all over her. “Then add your
veggies. Peppers, onions, mushrooms.” These three things then rained down upon
her. They stuck all over her hair and face.
“They have two different kinds of rice.” Both kinds of rice poured down upon her. “And two kinds of beans.” She was then greeted with black beans falling all over her followed by pinto beans. She tried to keep her smile.
“You can then get some salad, lettuce, tomato, corn.” Right
on que she was covered in shredded lettuce, diced tomato and corn salsa. “Shredded
cheese, salsa. No problem.” Shredded cheese was dumped all over her followed by
thick salsa. It was thick and red and fell all over her.
“What about sour cream or queso?” Thick sour cream dumped all over her followed by thick cheese sauce like queso.
“I know you like guacamole as well.” Guacamole was then dumped upon her. She was like a tie dye of different colours and messes.
“So you see, we have everything you need. You can build your
own burrito with us. She then rolled around on the tortilla and wrapped herself
up like it was a blanket.
