Chilli gets chilli

 

Chilli gets chilli

Chilli from TLC appeared with her bandmate T Boz on a television show where friends and family competed to see who would win and who would get messy. The two were going to compete in a game where someone would have to gargle and hum a tune at the same time. The two bandmates would then have to guess what the tune was.

The game did not go great as no one got any right for the first few rounds. It was proving very difficult. It would all come down to the last round. This time T Boz was able to buzz in and guess that the song was Waterfalls by TLC. This one was a bit obvious, but T Boz got it correct and was declared the winner. Chilli was, therefore, the loser.

That meant that her bandmate was going to get to mess her. She was going to get to pour a bucket of orange gunge over Chilli’s head. Chilli was made to sit down. She crossed her arms and pouted. She did not look very happy. T Boz on the other hand looked thrilled. She could not stop cackling. She clapped her hands. She was going to really enjoy every second of this. She was handed the bucket. Chilli looked back at her and begged her to please stop. She begged her not to do this. She then crossed her hands and closed her eyes.

T Boz then lifted the bucket and began to pour the orange gunge over Chilli. It poured down her hair and face and splashed all over her body. She wiggled a bit as orange mess rolled over her. She shook her head and frowned.

T Boz was then handed an enormous oversized pie that was filled with cream filling. She put her hand on Chilli’s shoulder and then reached back with the pie. She then thrust it forward. The force and the size of the pie nearly knocked Chilli from her seat. Her head and face were instantly covered in piles of thick cream. Globs stuck to her face.

Finally, Chilli would be treated to some chilli. It was thick with meat and beans. T Boz led the audience in a chant of “Chilli, chilli”. Chilli said, “Oh my goodness, you are not.” “Oh yes I am,” she replied. The crowd let out an audible gasp as T Boz dumped the chilli all over Chilli’s head. It was thick and gritty and stuck in her wavy black hair. The chilli was almost orange in colour. Blobs of it dripped down her face. She shook her head and closed her eyes as she was inundated in chilli. “She got chilli,” T Boz said in an exaggerated accent.

Claire Danes fake mess 4

 Claire Danes fake 4 

Tatum Paxley goth stocks

 

Tatum Paxley goth stocks

Tatum Paxley came up with the idea to be put into the stocks. She kind of looked like a witch to a degree. She received the treatment because she lost a match. Her rival was going to be able to get revenge upon her. She protested after the match had been lost. She could not escape her fate. Her opponent grabbed her and pushed her out of the ring towards the stocks which had been set up outside of the ring. She tried to get away, but it was no use. The referee helped her opponent. They pulled her over and pushed her into the stocks before, pushing the top down. She was kicking and screaming in protest. The audience was cheering her opponent on. They really wanted to see this happen as well. They lowered the top bar and then locked it shut meaning there was now no way to escape.

Her long black hair hung all over the place. Her opponent started with a creamy, strawberry Boston cream pie. It was filled with strawberries, puree, whipped cream and custard. Her opponent held it in one hand and bounced it slightly up in the air. She then leaned back and shoved the pie straight into Tatum’s face. Tatum screamed as the pie was pushed dead center in her face. Red strawberries and cream stuck all over her face, dripping down in globs. This added to the makeup that she already was wearing.

Her opponent then took a huge plastic bag container that we filled with strawberry pie filling. She popped the top open and smiled. She then took aim, spraying the red mess all over Tatum’s head and body. She sprayed it everywhere she could, leaving thick globs of strawberry mess all over Tatum.

She then took a second pie and went around the other side of the stocks. She reached around and took aim. She then pushed the pie straight ahead right into Tatum’s derriere. She twisted it around, covering her round backside in the creamy pie.

She then took a bucket of custard and unloaded it all over Tatum. She could feel it dripping down her body, down the backs of her legs and down her chest. Custard stuck to her black hair and to her face. The luscious custard looked amazing all over her luscious body.

She then sprayed her with whipped cream. She took several spray cans and opened them up at once. She shook them up and then took aim, spraying whipped cream all over Tatum. Tatum stuck her tongue out and then puffed her cheeks up and closed her eyes as more was sprayed onto her face and hair.

Her opponent then took a bow. Tatum pouted and protested, but the crowd roared with approval.  

Ariel Winter fake mess 2 and 3

 Ariel Winter fake mess 2 and 3 

Cora Jade human sundae

 

Cora Jade human sundae

Cora Jade was let go by WWE for some reason. She started an Only fans account. Where she would do semi-naughty things for payments. She was approached by someone on there to do a messy webcast. The price was right, so she agreed to do it. She was going to be made into a human ice cream sundae.

“I have never done anything quite like this before, but here you go. I hope that you enjoy it,” she said. She started with several half gallons of strawberry and vanilla ice cream. She took an ice cream scoop and began to scoop some out. She placed the first scoop on top of her head and posed. She then proceeded to put some ice cream onto other areas of her body including her chest, underarms, the backs of her knees and her thighs. She then took the whole container and plopped it on top of her head. It smushed down on her head and began to slowly melt all the way down her head.

She then took some bottles of chocolate syrup and popped off the lids. She turned the first bottle upside down and began to squeeze. The chocolatey syrup plopped out and went up and down her leg. She then squeezed some over her breasts. She then held it over her head and squeezed chocolate sauce out over her head. She licked her lips and stuck out her tongue.

She then took a jar of strawberry puree and tipped it out all over herself. She was wearing only a bikini so she could feel the mess of the sundae all over her body. She tipped the strawberry puree out on her stomach and breasts and rubbed it around on herself. She took a finger and stuck it in the strawberry. She then put it up to her mouth and stuck her tongue out. She then proceeded to lick and suck the messy from her finger.

She then took a bowl of sliced bananas and emptied it over herself followed by a bowl of crushed pineapple. It was sticky and gooey and stuck all over her face and body. She then took a special jar of peanut butter sauce glopped it down over her breasts, stomach and legs. It was thick and gooey.

She then took out spray cans of whipped cream. She shook them up and popped the caps off. She then took aim, spraying some on top of her head and then down her body. The whipped cream began to melt and lose its shape as it came into contact with her warm flesh.

Finally, she dumped a jar of cherries out of her head. They splashed out, falling everywhere and sticking to her already messy body.

She had certainly gave her customer their money’s worth. She enjoyed it quite a bit as well, surprisingly.

Ruby Riott fake mess 7

 Ruby Riott fake mess 7 

Lyra Valkyria slimed and feathered

 

Lyra Valkyria slimed and feathered

Lyra Valkyria had always watched people getting gunged from the time she was just a kid. She always really enjoyed seeing it happen, but never thought that it could happen to her. Now that she was an emerging star in the WWE, lots of new opportunities were opening up for her. She once got an offer to appear on the kid’s television channel. She was delighted about the opportunity, but wondered why none of the bigger stars were chosen to appear on the show. Usually only the world champion would get these kind of opportunities.

She would later find out why none of the bigger stars were going to appear on the show. They knew that the show would involve mess and they wanted no part of that whatsoever. Lyra was not exactly thrilled about the idea, but she still thought getting on the show was great exposure for her. She was still hoping that maybe that maybe she would get lucky and avoid the mess. It was possible, after all.

The show was going to have Lyra complete against a contestant. The loser was going to be slimed and feathered. Lyra knew that this was somewhat mocking her because she used a lot of feathers in some of her ring gear. It was a simple game of anything you can do. The contestant and Lyra each had to jump rope. However, there was a handicap for Lyra. Her hand would be tied behind her back.

The contestant went first and was able to jump the rope pretty well. It was then Lyra’s turn. She was super athletic so this should have been an easy challenge for her. However, having one arm tied behind her back levelled the playing field to a great degree. She tried her best to jump the rope, but she just could not get it in the right place. It kept falling on her and she was not able to really do it. The contest was judged by the audience. The host asked, “Who thought that Lyra won.” There were only a few cheers. Lyra laughed, “Oh come on,” she said. “And who thought that the contestant won?” The audience cheered their approval. “Well, I think that was decisive. Sorry Lyra. It appears that you have lost.”

It was now time for her to be slimed and feathered. She was asked to stand at a certain position on the stage. She reluctantly complied, standing on the spot that they asked her to. She looked downwards and closed her eyes. The contestant eagerly watched on. There was a countdown of three, two, one and then, from above came the green slime. She shook her head as the slime began to pour down upon her head. It poured down her shoulders and down her body, all the way down her legs. It soaked her clothing and oozed down her body. Some of it dripped from her nose and her chin. She gave a half laugh half pout.

The contestant was then handed a sack full of feathers that they proceeded to throw all over Lyra. The feathers stuck to the slime that was already covering her body. She looked ridiculous covered in slime and feathers. She flapped her arms like a chicken. She could not help but laugh at the predicament that she was in.

Heather Dinich fakes 4 and 5

Heather Dinich fakes 4 and 5

Tammy Sytch fake mess

 Tammy Sytch fake mess

Dakota Kai fake mess 1 and 2

 Dakota Kai fake mess 1 and 2 

Kristin Cavallari competes

 

Kristin Cavallari competes

Kristin Cavallari had been a big name in her time. Unfortunately for her, her fame had kind of dimmed somewhat in the years that followed. She would be asked form time to time to appear on gameshows and other such shows that featured past their prime celebrities. She was asked to appear on a gameshow where there was more than prizes on the line. On this show, the contestants got to choose a celebrity to be their partner. What was at stake was that the losing contestant’s celebrity was going to get covered in mess. Kristin was hoping that she would not be chosen, but, as luck would have it, she was the first one chosen. The host asked if she was excited. “Oh yeah, I am just so excited,” she quipped sarcastically.

She was sat in a tank and the contestant was sat on the side of the tank. On the other side was the other team. It consisted of a male celebrity and a female contestant. This was the opposite of Kristin’s team. The game itself was similar to the pyramid. The contestant was given a series of words that the celebrity had to guess based on the clues that were provided. The other team went first. They got six out of seven correct. This meant that Kristin would have to guess at least six correct to stay alive in the game.

The words that her team were given seemed to be slightly more difficult than the words that the other team had been given. In the end, they got five right and were struggling to get the sixth when the buzzer sounded. Kristin threw up her hands. Then came another siren type of noise. Kristin’s teammate backed away.

Kristin looked up as purple gunge began to dump all over her from above. She screamed as the gunge splashed everywhere, in all directions. It poured over her blonde hair and down the sides of her face. More fell down her nose and chin. The gunge continued to pour over her shoulders and down her body. She wrapped her arms around herself as she was showered in gunge. She shook her head and the gunge sputtered around.

She was completely humiliated by the situation. She had never been so embarrassed in her entire life. She wiped some of the gunge away from her eyes and made a huge fake smile. She gave a thumbs up. She was covered from head to toe in the purple mess. Her showbiz friends were not going to let her forget this day very easily.

Mischa Barton birthday

 

Mischa Barton birthday

Mischa Barton’s friends decided that they would come up with a messy surprise for her birthday. She had no idea what they were planning. She was going to be shocked by what they had planned for her. They had a normal birthday party up until it was time to blow out the candles on the cake. Everyone sang happy birthday and she blew out her candles.

They then proceeded to push her face down into the cake, smushing it all over her face and hair. She was in complete shock. She had no idea this was coming. They continued to rub her face around in the cake. Her face and hair were covered in icing and cake. Her mouth fell open and a big chunk of cake fell out onto the table. The cake had gone flying in all directions. She blew out her nose, sending some icing and cake flying through the air. Everyone was clapping and laughing at her. She was mortified.

They were not through with her yet, however. They took out a large container of ice cream that had already started to melt. They brought it over and pushed it down onto Mischa’s head. The ice cream was vanilla with chocolate swirls. They pushed the melting ice cream out on top of Mischa’s head. Some of it rolled down her neck and top, some of it stuck to the top of her head. A mound of it was still stuck together. Someone took this mound and pushed it around in Mischa’s face.

They then pulled out the chocolate syrup and whipped cream. They came at her with these quickly and were soon spraying her with both chocolate syrup and whipped cream. She wriggled her long arms about as they got covered as well. The chocolate sauce dripped down her arms. She had whipped cream all over her chest.

Joy Taylor fake mess 2

 Joy Taylor fake mess 2

Chloe Fineman short story

 

Chloe Fineman short story

Chloe Fineman had been on Saturday Night Live for a long time. She was very funny and a really good impressionist.  She was always willing to do anything to get a laugh. She was involved in a sketch where she played a disagreeable celebrity. She would comically boss everyone around. She would make people do degrading things.

That is until, someone decided that they would take revenge. Chloe’s character was bossing around one person a little too much. She was demanding her dessert be given to her. “Do you really want it?,” they asked, “Are you sure.” “I said give it to me!”, she blurted out. The dessert that they had chosen for her happened to be an enormous pie.

They reached down and then paused. Everyone knew what was coming next. They thrust the pie into her face. They rubbed it around leaving her face covered in creamy pie. Pie crust crumbled around her shoulders. Blobs of pie fell from her nose. “This is outrageous,” she shouted in an exaggerated accented voice.

“You will pay for this. I will demand that you are fired immediately.” They looked at each other and then looked to the side where there was a large tray. They took the tray and then looked at each other again and then at the camera and the audience. They then tipped the tray out over Chloe’s head. It was filled with peach yoghurt. She screamed as layers of the thick orange mess poured down upon her. It rolled over her hair and down her shoulders. She puckered up her lips and made funny faces, sucking her cheeks in. The layers of mess stuck all over her body.

They then took a sheet cake and ran at her, plopping the entire thing all over her. It was enormous and fell to pieces all over her. She was covered in icing and cake.

Lily from AT&T fake mess 3 to 6

 Lily from AT&T fake mess 3 to 6

Alison Brie gift guide

 

Alison Brie gift guide

Alison Brie starred in commercials as the gift guide. She wore all red and had a ponytail. She appeared on a show as the gift guide. That is when she heard that she had been nominated for a messing. Someone had written in and said that they felt that the commercials were commercializing Christmas too much and putting pressure on people to spend inordinate amounts of money on Christmas gifts. Of course that is exactly what commercials were meant to do. “Well, you can’t really argue with that,” Alison said. “I think they have got you there,” the host said.

“We all know that Christmas is not about gifts or money. It is about covering someone in tons of sloppy mess.” “I ..a..I don’t know if I would agree with that,” she replied. “Who thinks that the viewer was right and that the gift guide deserves a messing?” The whole audience cheered their approval. Alison shook her hands and her head. “Well, I think we have our answer right there. If you would kindly come with me,” he said, offering his hand. She sputtered her lips, took a deep breath and took his hand.

He led her over to a special gunge tank that was decorated for Christmas. “I would like you to know that we have a special Christmas treat set up for you. This lovely tank is actually filled with lovely egg nog. Can you believe it?” “No, I really, I really can’t,” she said sarcastically. “Well on the count of three, all of that lovely egg nog will be coming your way.”

“Here we go. Three…two…one!” The release was then pulled. Alison looked up in a panic as she heard a creaking noise above her head. She then flung her head forwards just as the egg nog began to pour down upon her. She closed her eyes as it poured over her bangs and down her face. It soon covered her dark hair and dumped all over her red outfit. She wrapped her arms around herself and held her breath as she was showered in thick egg nog.

She shook her head. Her hair was soaked in nog. It dripped from her nose and from her chin. The audience roared in laughter. “We actually have a second, very special gift for you. It is actually brie. Lots and lots of melted cheese just for you.” Alison rolled her eyes. “I get it. Very funny. Ha ha,” she said sarcastically. She scowled at him, but he just shrugged his shoulders.

Before she could react, loads of brie began to fall all over her. It was much thicker than the egg nog was. It was thick and lumpy. A big thick circle of it fell onto her head and sat there lopsided like some kind of strange hat. The cheese was foul smelling as well. She shook her head as she smelled the brie.

The host then chimed in again,” Alison has just received her Brie.” He then gave a ridiculous over the top laugh.

Lisa Bonet fake mess

 Lisa Bonet fake mess

Harley Cameron pie wash

 

Harley Cameron pie wash

Harley Cameron was a very funny superstar. She didn’t mind doing things for a laugh. She appeared on a messy show. It was a lot like What Would You Do. At the end of the show guests were sat down with a card on their head. They then had a decision to make. They could do what was on the card or go to the pie pod or pie wash. Harley was welcomed as she sat with her card on her head.

The host then approached her. “Harley Cameron, will you do what is on the card or do you want to go to the pie pod or pie wash?” “You know, I think I am going to go for the pies. Yeah.” The host looked at her like she was crazy. “Are you sure? You can just do what is on the card you know.” “No, I am sure, I want the pie wash. It’ll be so much fun.” “Well, ok. If you are sure. I won’t try to talk you out of it.”

She stood up and took her coat off, placing it on the chair. She walked over to the pie wash and took a seat. “Ok, everyone. She had the chance to do what was on the card, but she elected to go to the pie wash. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Here we go.”

Harley was buckled in. She took a deep breath and then made a funny face. The chair then began to turn. The pie jets were turned on and they began to spew pie filling all over Harley. Some went across her face, more went all over her body, down her boots on her thighs and all over her massive breasts. It sprayed in lines at first all across Harley.

Harley puffed up her cheeks and closed her eyes as she was rotated around, being completely covered in thick pie filling. Finally, the pie wash came to a halt. Harley stuck her tongue out the side of her mouth and made funny faces.

The host came up to her,” So Harley. How was that?” “It was great. It was certainly and experience, that’s for sure. No, it was a lot of fun.”