8 Simple Rules of mess

***WARNING****
This story contains nudity and sexual situations, please do not read if you are underage or easily offended. Also, the people in the story are all of legal age. Although they play teenagers on the show, they are wellover 18.

8 Simple Rules of mess




Kaley Cuoco and Amy Davidson played sisters on 8 Simple Rules for quite a few years. They had become like sisters themselves. They hung out together outside of work all the time. They seemed to be joined at the hip, at times. The used to go out clubbing all the time. One night they were out at a club together. They had been drinking way to much and were totally off their heads. It was clear to everyone that they were drunk. It was then that the manager of the club noticed them and noticed who they were. An evil idea came into his head. He also noticed several guys eying the ladies up.

He first approached the guys and told them what the plans for the evening would be. They were all to happy to take part. That was the easy part, the hard part would be getting the ladies to agree, but they were quite drunk, so that might make things a bit easier. He approached them cautiously. “Hi,” he said. “Hi,” they said giggling. “Sorry to bother you, but we are having a bit of a game later in the evening and thought you two might want to take part.” “Ok, what kind of game?,” Kaley asked. “Well, it we be against those two guys over there. To be honest it is an adult game and it would have some consequences for the losers,” he explained. Kaley looked at the two guys. “Oh I see,” she said,” Well, you know what I would love to beat those guys and get them naked and pay the consequences. You’re on.” Amy was not so confident. The manager told them that the game would start in ten minutes. “Thanks a lot Kaley. What if we lose. We will have to get naked at least,” Amy said nervously. “Don’t sweat it. We’ve got this,” Kaley said, in a slightly drunken voice. Amy prayed that Kaley had not gotten them into a lot of trouble.

The time came and both teams were introduced. They told everyone that they were Kaley and Amy and that they were actresses. Some of the people in the crowd recognised then from 8 Simple Rules. Some did not. Unfortunately for the girls, the game was a physical one involving large basketballs. The guys were quite tall, so it was much easier for them. The girls comically fell all over themselves attempting to make baskets. They had one minute. The guys got 9 baskets , the girls barely managed 1. Everyone cheered. Amy looked exasperated. The girls new that they had just gotten their asses kicked and were about to be punished.

The teams were gathered at the centre of the stage. “Ok ladies, ya lost,” the manager said. “Yeah we did,” Amy said sarcastically. “So, the girls lost and now have to pay the price. Shall we see what we have in store for them everyone?,” the crowd cheered. The curtain was then pulled back. The girls’ jaws dropped to the floor when they saw what was revealed. At the front of the stage were two sets of ankle cuffs and suspended from the ceiling, two sets of velvet ropes with cuffs on the end. It was clear what these were for. Behind them were two tables with assorted sloppy buckets on them. It did not take too much imagination to figure out what they would be used for. Everyone, including the guys cheered. Amy and Kaley looked at one another in shock. “Oh my fucking God,” Amy said. Kaley bit her lip.

“So, the first thing that is going to happen is that the two losers will be taking their clothes off and we are going to see some skin.” The girls looked at each other dumbfounded. They tried to protest, but before they knew it they were standing at the centre of the stage and removing their tops. They were very reluctant, but had no choice now. Amy then was made to unzip her jeans. She pulled them down, revealing her pale but sexy legs. Kaley dropped her skirt to her ankles. The two actresses now stood in their underwear on stage. The chants of “Take it off, take it off” echoed. The ladies reluctantly reached around their backs and unhooked their bras. They each slid their arms across their chests to cover their breasts as much as they possibly could. They dropped their bras into their respective piles of clothing. They both kept their eyes on the ground. They slowly began to lower their panties, still trying their best to cover their modesty with their arms. Everyone cheered as they watched Amy and Kaley’s underwear slowly descend down their legs to their knees and then down to their ankles. They lifted their legs and pushed their panties into the piles of clothes with their feet. They immediately placed their hands over their vaginas to try and cover up. They kept their knees locked together. Everyone cheering and laughing at their humiliation. Kaley pouted and whimpered. Amy was bright red and looked angry.

“Ok, girls time to make that walk over to our little set up over here, come on guys you will need to strap them in,” the manager said. Kaley and Amy sheepishly followed the manager over to the restraints. There would be no concealing of anything now for the girls. Everything would be revealed in the most embarrassing fashion. The manager showed the girls where to stand. They sheepishly complied, standing where he asked them to. He showed the guys what to do. They each picked the girl that they liked the most. The guys first secured one the girls feet in the ankle restraints. The girls were then asked to move their other foot so it was in line with the other. They immediately realized that the gap was relatively large, so it would require them to open their legs quite wide. They did as they were asked. The guys bent down and strapped the girls legs in. They got a very nice view of their naked bottoms in the process. The ladies were still trying to cover themselves using their hands at this point. Their legs stretching apart. It was now time for their arms. The guys pulled down the velvet ropes. They gently cuffed one of the girls wrists onto it. They pulled it up, stretching the girls’ arms above their heads. They then pulled the ropes up tightening them, pulling them to their other wrists. This stretched the girls slightly. They then pulled them around and cuffed the girls wrists in place. The results were breathtaking. Kaley and Amy were now stark naked, side by side cuffed into place. They were spread eagle. Their arms stretched over their heads, their legs spread wide. They dangled from the ceiling. Now everything was on show. Their breasts dangling. Their legs spread wide. Their legs and arms stretched. Naked in an X position. The first thing everyone noticed was Amy’s untamed, fiery mound of pubic hair. It was completely unshaven in any way and stood out against her pale skin. She was thin and short, but still very sexy. The fact that all these people were seeing her naked mortified her. In contrast, Kaley’s body shapely, tanned well toned and sexy. Her pussy was waxed totally bald. Her breasts and backside looking amazing. Kaley let out a moan. Loads of photos were taken. The two actresses who had played sisters were now side by side spread eagle in their birthday suits.

The guys high fived. They could not believe their luck. They had these two beautiful women totally naked and at their mercy. The girls tried to keep their eyes down. They tried to ignore that there was a club full of people staring at their naked bodies. The guys walked around the losers and admired the view, teasing them. They went behind the girls now. With both hands they grabbed the girl’s naked asses. They squeezed and fondled their bare backsides. The girls winced. The guys then leaned back and spanked their respective butts. Amy screamed and gritted her teeth. Kaley let out a comical sounding oooh noise. “They have been naughty girls,” the manager said. Everyone laughed as they watched the two naked actresses get spanked. Their bodies wiggled and convulsed as the guys’ hands smacked their bare backsides. Sweat began dripping down their bodies. Their knees wiggled. There was a slight give in the ropes but not much. Kaley’s breasts wiggled about as her body moved. Every muscle in their bodies could be seen.



The guys were then given feather dusters. They brought them out and showed the girls. At first they wondered what the point was. The guys “dusted” the girls’ shoulders first. They then moved them down their breasts. The ladies began to giggle as they felt the feathers tickling their skin. They then realized how much the dusters could be used to tickle their bodies and drive them crazy. They ran the dusters down the fronts of the girls and watched them laugh and wiggle about. They ran them down their legs next. They then held the feather dusters underneath the vaginas of the girls. “Please don’t do this,” Amy begged. The guys started gently tickling the girl’s pussies with the feather dusters. They started to move them quicker and quicker against the ladies’ pussy lips. The feathers moving back and forth. The girls’ squealed as their pussies became more and more stimulated. Soon the feather dusters were damp. The guys had no mercy on them, moving the dusters around their private parts as they squealed and convulsed in ecstasy. Try as they might they could not conceal their pleasure. The tickle of the duster against their vaginas felt almost as if they were masturbating. The guys were merciless as they massaged the girls pussies and asses with the feather dusters.



It was now time to get messy. The guys started with two creamy pies. They were thick chocolate cream pies, filled with chocolate pie filling and thick whipped cream. They brought them forward so everyone could see. Everyone cheered. The boys crept forward to the backs of the girls. They then leaned back and smashed the pies squarely into the girls’ backsides. The pies landed with a thud into the naked asses of the girls. The boys rubbed the chocolaty mess round and round over Kaley and Amy’s posteriors. They then took their hands and smushed the pie crust up and down their butts and down the backs of their thighs. Their vaginas already sloppy with creamy pie. The girls could feel their hands smushing cream up and down their backsides. The brown and white mess slathered their asses and rolled down the backs of their legs.

The guys then grabbed two more pie plates. They appeared to be pies anyway. Little did the girls know that it was actually shepherd’s pie that they were going to be served next. This time the guys walked around to the front. They held the pie plates in front of the girls faces. Amy and Kelly begged them not to do this. They promised to do anything that the boys asked. It was no used though, the guys pushed the plates forward and placed them onto the girls’ head. Thick, cold sloppy shepherd’s pie fell from the inch thick pie plates down the girls’ faces and then all the way down their bodies. The feeling of the cold lamb mince and mashed potatoes falling down their naked skin was hard to describe. The mess fell down their faces and down the fronts of their bodies. The thick brown, gravy splattered mess rolled down the fronts of the girls in a long sloppy river of shepherd’s pie. Bits of mince now stuck and matted in Amy’s bushy pubic hair. Everyone hooted and hollered. Kaley’s breasts and legs dripped with shepherd’s pie.

The guys then grabbed bottles of ketchup and mustard. They stood across from the ladies. The mustard was aimed at Kaley. The ketchup was aimed at Amy. The girls closed their eyes as the guys squeezed their bottles. The ketchup and mustard flew threw the air landing all over the girls’ naked bodies. The ketchup skirted in Amy’s face and all over the front of her body. The yellow mustard slowly fell down Kaley. It covered her hips and stomach. It dripped from her crotch and legs. The girls wiggled their legs and bodies as the boys decorated them in the condiments. The ketchup flowed down Amy’s pale skin and splashed in her face. Thick mustard coated Kaley’s hair and dripped down her face and chest. The feeling of these strangers totally being in control over them was incredibly embarrassing for the ladies.

The guys then took too more pies. One took a pumpkin pie, the other a strawberry boston cream pie. The pumpkin pie was for Amy the strawberry one for Kaley. The guys came to the front of them. They slowly pushed the pies into the ladies’ face. They then removed the pie tins and took the crusts of the pies in their hands. The rubbed the pies in the girls faces. They then dropped their hands and rubbed the pies around on the girl’s breasts, fondling them as they went. The girls could feel the guys’ hands twisting in their face, all over their breasts and then down their fronts. With their bare hands, they rubbed the disintegrating pie crust all over the girls. Kaley was covered in whipped cream, vanilla pudding and strawberry puree. Amy had pumpkin pie all over her legs, face and breasts.

The guys, finally grabbed some buckets filled with melted strawberry ice cream. It was bright pink and looked delicious. It was thick and lumpy. It was cold but not freezing. The boys came up from behind the girls. They each started to pour the sloppy , cool ice cream all over the girls. Everyone watched as the girls’ bodies gyrated and shivered as the pink mess poured down over them. The guys slowly poured the ice cream straight down all over the girls’ bodies. The guys took their time as they poured masses of the pink mess over the two actresses. When they were finished, both girls were coated from head to toe in the melting mess. The guys bowed and smiled, looking at the naked messy women. They admired their work.



Amy and Kaley could only hope that no one that they knew would hear about this. They could only hope. This was about as embarrassing as things could possibly get.

Stwnsh Sadwrn Blonde

Hello,

Below are some pics of the lovely blonde on Stwnsh Sadwrn getting messy. I have waited a long time to see it.She is gorgeous.I haven't put many pics up from the show lately as the clips just aren't that great lately, in my opnion anyway.

Enjoy, JRG

Minnie Driver gets dumped again

Minnie Driver: Dumped again

Minnie Driver had been publicly humiliated before on television. There was one incident where she was dumped by her then boyfriend on national television. For some reason, Minnie was someone that this sort of thing always happened to. Maybe it was because she was a nice person in general, but she always seemed to end up in embarrassing situations. She had also been in a dunk tank on a talk show. Talk shows had become something of a danger zone for Minnie. Something strange and usually embarrassing was always bound to happen when she appeared on a talk show. Unfortunately for her, they were a regular part of her job. All actors and actresses really had no choice but to appear on talk shows to promote their films. Appearing on them was tedious as it was, without the usual perils that Minnie usually seemed to face.

Eventually, the time came around again for Minnie to do another round on the talk show circuit. She was not really looking forward to it, but it was an occupational hazard. She just hoped that nothing out of the ordinary would happen this time. She had a chequered history with talk shows to say the least. She was about halfway through the circuit this time and was in the middle of an appearance on one in a long list of talk shows when she heard a sentence that no one would ever want to hear in her position. She sat in her seat on the panel. She wore a tight fitting black skirt that rode up her sexy, freckle covered legs as she sat down and crossed her legs. It was slightly ruffled at the bottom and had a slight slit in one side. She wore a black and grey patterned buttoned shirt as well. All her clothes were tight fitting. She was not in the mould of Hollywood actress. She was not stick thin. Her body had plenty of curves. She looked amazing, but was not exactly what Hollywood wanted her to be. She answered all of their questions politely and took the opportunity to plug her new film, as was customary, of course. Finally, towards the interview, the presenter uttered some words that Minnie did not want to hear. “Minnie, we have a surprise for you.” These words filled her with dread. One thing was for certain, a surprise would never be something good. She did not like the sound of this one bit. She instantly started turning red. She could feel herself getting very hot. She did not want to let that show though. “Ok, a surprise. And what might that be?,” she said in a very calm and polite voice.

“Well, we have your current partner here to see you,” they said. “Current, partner, ok,” Minnie said, rolling her eyes. She had a partner, but it was nothing that she would consider serious. She was only dating this person. She would barely even class him as a boyfriend. She did not know him very well at all. They had only really been out a couple of times. Minnie ran her hand across her forehead and took a deep breath. She did not like the sounds of this at all. “Please welcome, Minnie’s boyfriend,” the presenter said. The audience applauded him. Minnie leaned over to see him as he entered the studio. She gave a nervous laugh, but it was clear that she was not at all amused by the situation that she was in. this was not agreed by her at all. Her partner came in smiling and waiving to the crowd. He was not an actor and was not famous. Although, he would sure have like to have been. He looked as though he was loving every minute of this. The thing that seemed the most odd though was the fact that he was carrying a rather heavy looking bucket with him as he entered the studio. That drew everyone’s attention, for sure.

He was introduced and was welcomed to the show. “So, if can tell everyone why you are doing the pleasure of visiting us here today, the presenter asked him. “Well, as you can see, I have this lovely bucket ready. I can now reveal why I have it. Basically, I am going to, quite literally, dump Minnie today,” He said. Minnie’s eyes widened. “What the fuck,” she muttered to herself. The crowd roared with applause. Minnie pointed at herself. “You’re dumping me?,” she said in anger and disbelief. “This is bullshit,” she said to herself. She began to sweat. She was turning bright red in embarrassment.

He walked up behind her carrying the bucket. She frantically looked around trying to see what he was doing behind her. She now began to wonder what the deal was with the bucket. She wondered what was actually inside it. It suddenly occurred to her that there may be something quite unpleasant in that bucket and it may be about to be poured over her head. “Wait a minute. What do you mean? Let’s talk about this,” she said frantically. Before he would even listen to her, though, he quickly tipped the bucket over onto Minnie’s head as she sat on her chair on the stage.

In an instant a barrage of spaghetti hoops were pouring down over Minnie’s head. She squealed and pouted as the thick sauce filled with hundreds of spaghetti hoops poured down her dark hair and down her face. The audience cheered and laughed. The smile on her now former partner was ear to ear. He was loving doing this to her. The spaghetti poured down the curves in her cheeks and down her face. It was thick and messy. It instantly covered the top of her head and oozed down her dark, naturally curly hair. It poured down her neck and the sides of her shirt. It was thick and sloppy, weighing heavily on the thin fabric of her silk like shirt. She could feel it rolling down the inside of her shirt, along her shoulders and down onto her bra and breasts. She closed her eyes and bit her lip. Spaghetti hoops were now poring down her body. They plopped down onto her skirt in irregular sloppy patterns every along her skirt. The disgusting spaghetti now poured directly down Minnie’s freckle covered thighs and calves. “ugh,” she uttered as she felt the spaghetti hoops against her bare skin. She used her fingers to wipe some of the spaghetti from her eyes. Her hair was soaked in spaghetti sauce. She wiggled her head. Her now former partner then leaned over to her. “Minnie, I’m dumping you,” he said with a smile. “Yeah, I got that,” she said sarcastically, making a sarcastic face as she said it.

Minnie was so involved in wiping away the spaghetti hoops from her face, she did not notice that one of the stage hands had handed her ex another bucket. Before she knew what was happening, he had lifted up the bucket and started to dump it over her head. This time the bucket was filled with baked beans. He waited until Minnie pulled her head back. Her face, facing straight up in the air. When he dumped the beans, they fell sloppily through the air and landed squarely in Minnie’s face. The beans in their nauseating orange/ red sauce, poured down onto her face. She closed her eyes tightly. Minnie could feel the beans plopping down on her face and slowly engulfing her entire head and neck. She opened her mouth wide and then stuck her tongue out. She slowly moved her face forward, allowing the beans to fall and trickle from her face, down her body. Her breasts were covered in beans. Her shirt was now being filled with beans. She could feel the slimy beans running down her neck and filling her shirt. She could feel them against her bra and her stomach. All she could feel and smell was beans and spaghetti. She stuck her tongue out and gagged a little. Beans were then poured all over the front of her skirt. Beans made there way over her thighs and dripped down her sexy, freckles calves, all the way down to her ankles and her high heels. Beans dripped down her, forming a large filthy puddle beneath where she sat. the grey carpeting on the stage looked terribly stained from the mess that fell from Minnie’s body. She wrung her hands together.

By this time, he had grabbed, yet another bucket. This one was filled with egg salad. It smelled repugnant. The pungent smell of rotten eggs filled the studio. When Minnie got a whiff of it she gagged. It absolutely stunk to high heaven. It was all yellow and slimy. It was filled with thick blobs of egg., mayonnaise and other disgusting substances. Her now ex boyfriend smiled as he held the bucket aloft over Minnie’s head. He then quickly tipped it over, sending blobs of gross egg salad all over Minnie. Large blobs of it stuck to her head, lap and cheeks. Minnie closed her eyes as large amounts of the rotting eggy mess made its way down her face. She tried to hold her mouth and nostrils as tightly closed as she possibly could in order to avoid smelling or tasting any of the disgusting mess that was falling all over her face. She mouthed the words, “This is so gross!” She rubbed her hands across her face, trying to remove as much of the egg salad as she possibly could. Bits of the disgusting slimy egg substance, stuck all over Minnie. She pulled her shirt open a bit and fanned herself with it, airing it out a little bit.

He finally took a large dog dish that was filled with dog food and carried it over to Minnie. He had a gigantic grin on his face. He brought the dog dish over to Minnie. “You are just too much of a dog for me,” he said, “And you are terrible in bed.” Minnie just shook her head. “I can’t believe this shit,” she muttered to herself. By this time she just wanted to get this over and done with. He then thrust the dog food dish into Minnie’s face. It hit with a humph noise. He twisted the bowl of dog food in his former lover’s face. He twisted it around, giving Minnie a massive face full of dog food. He then tipped the bowl over and placed it on top of Minnie’s head. Minnie gagged and gasped for breath. A huge blob of dog food fell out of her mouth. She spit it out. It rolled down her chin.

Her ex then bowed and led the audience in chanting,” Dumped, dumped, dumped, dumped.” Minnie stood up, glared at the audience and walked off stage. “Let’s hear it for Minnie Driver,” the presenter said. “I need to fire my agent,” she said to herself.

Holiday

Hi Everyone,

I am sorry that tehre hasn't been as many posts lately. I have been having some issues around work. I just also wanted to tell everyone that I am going on holiday for a few weeks at the end of the week, so I may not have computer access for a bit.

Thanks for your support as always,

JRG

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More lovely pies. The women in these clips are very hot.

tons of pies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgtreHRpusw&feature=fvwrel

Hi Everyone,

Here is a load of pies I found on yourtube. I don't know if they are new,but they are the first time I have seen them.

Enjoy, JRG

Nicola Roberts the last to fall

Nicola Roberts the last to fall

Nicola Roberts was the last member of Girls Aloud to have avoided getting messy. She was the most shy and most down to earth member of the group. However, no one thought that it was fair that she should continue to avoid getting messy. They decided that she should enjoy the same fait as they had. They decided to set her up. They all loved the idea of seeing Nicola get messed up. She was quite reserved and serious compared to the other members of the Girls Aloud. They knew that she would absolutely hate the idea of getting messed up. They loved how awkward she would find it. They wanted to see what her reaction would be like. They knew that she would be very embarrassed. She always saw herself as unattractive, although she was very good looking. She considered herself something of a geek.

Nicola’s fellow bandmates arranged for her to be on a normal prime time talk show. She was lead to believe that she would be appearing to perform another of her unsuccessful solo singles. Nicola was optimistic about the show. She was happy to be still getting airtime, despite poor record sales of most of her solo material. She was allowed to perform her song. She wore a pair of black hotpants, some tall boots, a low cut pink halter top and a red and white chequered blouse. She danced and shook her body as she sang her song. The presenters of the show did not look very impressed. She swung her ginger hair around as she danced. She pouted and did her best to look sexy.



Nicola had no clue what was going to be coming her way when her music stopped. She was about to get trashed. The tension built throughout the song as everyone knew what was going to happen except Nicola. Even the viewers at home had lettering across their screen telling them the Nicola was about to get nailed. She blissfully sung her song, not knowing What was about to happen.

She danced her choreographed routine. She closed her eyes as she sang the final note of the song. The instant the song ended, Sarah Harding came out of seemingly nowhere and pushed a huge pie into Nicola’s face. Nicola never knew what hit her. The pie exploded in her face and flew in every direction as it exploded on Nicola’s face. Everyone cheered and whistled. The pie made a loud thud in in her face as it hit. Nicola bent her knees and stuck her neck out in disbelief her, face covered in pie. Her mouth fell wide open, her faced was plastered in creamy pie. Sarah pointed at her and laughed, bent over in hilarity.

Nicola turned in the opposite direction, her face and vision obscured with pie. Just as she turned in the other direction, Kimberly Walsh ran towards her and planted a second pie straight into her face. She licked her lips. Kimberly teed off on her. She thrust the pie in her bandmate’s face with all of her power. Pie flew through the air in every directions as it hit her in the face. Nicola twirled around and did a mini pirouette as she was plastered with the pie. It was all happening so fast that she barely had any time to react as she was getting nailed. Kimberly stood back and crossed her arms, taking in the vision of creamed Nicola. She clapped her hands and pointed at Nicola, laughing loudly. Pie dripped off of Nicola’s nose. The camera came close to her face. It showed her mouth agape, pie all over her face.

While she was still recovering from the pies, Nadine Coyle came out carrying a large bucket of red gunge. She rushed at Nicola and tossed the gunge on her. Nadine laughed uproariously as she flung the gunge. It landed on Nicola. It splashed all over her legs and clothes. Nicola stretched her hands out in front of her and screamed in horror. Gunge dripped down from the front of her face. She wiggled her fingers, dripping in gunge. Her red hair was dripping with even deeper red gunge. Nadine laughed at her. “Looking good, Nicola,” she teased. Nicola staggered blindly across the stage, her vision obstructed by the mess that covered her face.

Finally everyone cheered as Cheryl Cole entered the room. While Cheryl entered a trough filled with pig slop was wheeled out to the other side of the stage. Cheryl gave a knowing, smug smirk as she was cheered. Nicola was doubled over in embarrassment, not realizing what was happening on either end of her. Cheryl smuggly walked over to Nicole. She took both hands and grabbed her by the top of the shirt and by the top of the shorts. She took control of her band mate and ran her across the stage. Nicola screamed as Cheryl pushed her along. She then threw Nicola forward and into the trough. She landed face first in the trough. Slop splashed in all directions. Nicola was up to her neck in slop. She turned over onto her backside. She now sat waste deep in slop.

Everyone cheered. The members of Girls Aloud pointed and laughed at their bandmate. They high fived and shook hands. They were loving what they had just done to Nicola. The girls then grabbed the ends of the trough. They then rolled the trough quickly out of the studio with Nicola still in it. “Guys, wait. What are you doing? Where are you taking me? Please, don’t do this,” she pleaded.

They wheeled her out into the street. Her legs hanging out of the trough, kicking wildly in the air. She was wheeled out into the street. Dozens of people gathered round. Nicola hung her head in shame. She was humiliated beyond belief. Everyone pointed and laughed at her including her bandmates. They then walked off and left her there to fend for herself. She sulked as the others walked off into the background. They had all gotten messy in the past. This was her time to taste the mess.