Lucy Ricketts fake mess
Sunday, 11 December 2022
Sunday, 4 December 2022
Alexandra Daddario
Alexandra Daddario
Hayley Atwell was a serious actress. She became very unhappy with one Alexandra Daddario. She felt that Alexandra used her looks to get where she was, specifically her body, chest size etc. She felt that Alexandra portrayed herself as a serious actress and that this was a disgrace. She felt that she deserved to be punished for this.
She took the opportunity when both appeared on a talk show overseas. They were both talking about their careers and projects. At some point in the show, things turned very sour. Hayley began to insinuate that Alexandra was not a serious actress and that her main claim to fame was her looks and her chest size. Alexandra was not happy at these accusations and defended herself. She tried to argue that she worked hard and deserved to be where she was just as much as anyone. Hayley continued to challenge her. She stated that women like Alexandra made things worse for other women and that she was a bad role model and representation of the industry. Alexandra was really put on the spot by this.
Hayley told her exactly what she thought of her and told her that she was going to give her exactly what she deserved. Alexandra did not really know what to say to Hayley or what she meant by what she said. Hayley said,” Take this you tart!” She pulled out a large bowl of trifle filled with jello, fruit salad, sponge cake, custard and whipped cream. Before Alexandra could react at all, Hayley pushed the gigantic trifle straight into her face, causing the trifle to dump out all over her face and hair. Alexandra was flabbergasted! Her mouth fell open in shock. She held out her hands as globs of the mushy mess fell down onto her hands and onto her chest.
She was completely stunned by what had just happened to her. There was whipped cream along her forehead and dark hair. Her face was covered in cream and custard. A lot of the jello and sponge fell onto her enormous chest. She stared blankly ahead. Hayley then pulled out an enormous of bucket of rice pudding and told Alexandra,” Take this you slag!” She then proceeded to dump the contents of the bucket all over Alexandra. It poured down her face and all over her body. It oozed everywhere. It was thick and lumpy. She could not believe that this was really happening. She was furious with the producers of the show and her agent and was seething with anger at this point.
A still angry Hayley, then was handed two lemon meringue pies.
She reached back and threw each of them as hard as she could right at
Alexandra. Alexandra attempted to raise her hands to deflect the pies to no
avail. They landed with splats on her breasts and in her face. When they hit,
they splattered with the white topping as well as the second layer of bright
yellow lemon filling all over her. Hayley then repeated the same process with two
chocolate cream pies. Alexandra closed her eyes as she was pelted with the
double layer pies. Brown chocolate pudding and white cream topping splattered
all over her.
Hayley then brushed her hands together, made a sarcastic
looking face and smiled. She stated that the “Cow, got what she deserved.”
Sunday, 27 November 2022
Haley Jones Stanford
Haley Jones Stanford
Haley Jones is a Stanford basketball player. The team is one of the best in the country. They are top contenders for the national championship. Haley was very competitive and she loved her teammates and her team. She wanted to win the title more than anything. She began to brag online about how good the team was and about how many games they were going to win. She became more and more confident that the team would win it all. Although, they were one of the best teams in the game, there were plenty of other great teams out there that had just as good a chance to win as Stanford did.
Haley began to brag online, guaranteeing that the team would
win it all. This began to annoy some of the other players around the country.
They began to challenge her. Eventually, someone said,” If you are so
confident, why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” They told her
that if she was so sure, that she should make a bet with them. She was so
confident that she agreed. She agreed before she even knew what the stakes
were. She was a little surprised when they told her that if her team did not
win the championship, she would have to get covered in mess. She did not know
how she felt about this, but she was still sure that Stanford would win the
championship, so she was not overly concerned.
The team did very well in the tournament. In fact they made it all the way to the final game. The game was very close. It came down to the last 15 seconds. The game was tied. Unfortunately, the other team was the one to have the ball last. They passed the ball and Stanford fouled. The player was sent to the foul line. All she had to do was make one of the two shots. She managed to do this and Stanford lost by the closest of margins. The game was so close that Haley had almost forgotten about the bet she made. At first, she was just bummed at losing such a close game. It was a few seconds before what that meant for her began to sink in. “Oh shit,” she thought.
The other team was celebrating. They were holding the trophy
and there was confetti everywhere. They then pulled a chair over to the centre
of the court and ran over to Haley, grabbing her by the arms and dragging her
over to the chair. She feigned protest begging, “Noooooo!” Her teammates were
absolutely no help. The fact that she was about to get it actually cheered them
up a bit after losing the game.
She crossed her arms and blushed. Her eyes darted around as the other team got ready to let her have it. They had everything they needed and were about to get started on her. She smiled with her dimples showing as she blushed. She shut her eyes as they lifted a bucket over her head.
They dumped the bucket all over her. It was filled with
fluffy white stuff. It was either whipped cream or marshmallow flush, or a bit
of both. It was almost a bit like meringue. She squelched up her face as the
white mush plopped on her head. Blobs fell down into her hands and down her
sides. The top of her head was covered and some smushed onto her forehead and
down the bridge of her nose. She held her hands out, shook her head and
laughed.
Next they began to dump spaghetti hoops over head. She
screamed as she felt a wave of thick spaghetti hoops fall from above and splat
all over her. They rolled down her curly hair and down her face. They splattered
her uniform and collected between her legs. Her teammates were laughing at her
hysterically. She looked pretty funny to them with spaghetti hoops stuck all
over her hair and face.
They then dumped a massive bucket of macaroni and cheese over her head. She almost gagged when she felt and smelled the heavy mac and cheese raining down over her face and body. She blushed as the other team celebrated their victory by covering her in disgusting macaroni and cheese. Never in her wildest dreams had she imagined having mac and cheese stuck all over her hair, face and body. She could do nothing but laugh as she looked down at the globs of mac and cheese on her hands. A big strand of stuck together mac and cheese dangled straight down from the tip of her slightly pointy nose.
They then finished her off with coleslaw. They laughed and
joked about how rancid and disgusting the stuff looked and smelled. They joked
about the fact that it would soon be all over their opponent. The whole team
gathered around and posed as they all began to tip the bucket over Haley. She
put her hands over her eyes as they dumped the coleslaw over her head. First
some rancid white stuff poured out of the bucket. They came massive blobs of
slaw. The largest fell out and plonked down on top of Haley’s head. More fell
down onto her shoulders and knees. She sat there and looked up, holding her
hands out, her head covered in coleslaw as if it were some kind of bizarre wig.
Saturday, 19 November 2022
Kate Hudson surprised by Goldie
Kate Hudson surprised by Goldie
Kate Hudson was a big star who was naturally funny. She always seemed to enjoy having a good laugh. It was kind of hard to believe that she had managed to escape clean for so long. That was all about to come to an end, however. Her mother, Goldie Hawn, was also very famous. She wanted to get her daughter as messy as possible. She really loved the idea of it. Seeing mess all over her daughter and seeing her expression as it happened was something that Goldie wanted to see happen very badly.
She it up when they were both scheduled to appear on a talk
show together. It was meant to be a show about famous parents with famous
children. This much was true. What Kate wasn’t aware of was the fact that the
parents would be getting messy revenge on their famous children.
The two were sat beside each other and they talked about what it was like being a famous family. The host then sprang the surprise on Kate. “Kate, we have a little surprise for you. We did not just ask you here today for a chat. We brought you here so we could allow your Mom a chance at revenge.” Kate smiled in surprise, taken a bit aback by what was being said. “Well, wait, what do you mean?,” she replied. “Well, Goldie, let’s show her,” the host exclaimed.
Goldie then proceed to pull a gigantic creamy pie out from under her seat. Kate’s mouth fell open as her mother slammed the pie straight into her face. She held her hands out in shock. Her mouth still wide open. The pie plate falling into her hands, leaving her face splattered in creamy pie.
Goldie then reached down and lifted up a gigantic bucket of light blue slime. She quickly raised it in the air and began to pour the slime all over her daughter’s head. The slime poured down over her blonde hair and face, down her shoulders and onto her body. She was frozen in shock as her mother delighted in dumping the slime all over her.
Goldie then finished the job by spraying Kate with squeeze
bottles of ketchup and mustard. Kate closed her eyes and raised her hands as
well as one leg as her mother stood back and squeezed the condiments out all
over her daughter.
Goldie pointed and laughed. Kate shrugged her shoulders. She
was speechless.
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