Crest White strips commercial woman

 

Crest White strips commercial woman

The Crest whitestrips commercial was all about clean and white looking teeth. It featured a woman whose face took up most of the screen talking about her teeth not looking white, but saying that whitestrips made them much whiter. In a second commercial, she talked about messes and stains.

“Lots of things can stain your teeth. Food like cherry pie.” Right after, she said that, a cherry pie flew through the air and smashed right in her face. The tin slowly oozed down her face. Her face and hair were covered in cherry pie filling and crust. “Look, I may be messy, but my teeth are still so white!,” she exclaimed.

“And what about things like chocolate cream pie.” She licked her lips as a chocolate cream pie was flung at her, straight into her face. It landed with a plopping noise. This time the pie tin stuck to the top of her head. Her face and short dark hair were covered in chocolate pie filling and whipped cream. She smiled and flashed her teeth again. “Look, even though I have been clobbered with a chocolate cream pie, my teeth are still so white. They stay white no matter what.”

“Even if we tried spaghetti,” she uttered. With that, gallons of spaghetti hoops fell all over her from above. She smiled and chuckled sarcastically. She looked down and took a deep breath. She was soon covered in spaghetti hoops. As she looked up she said, pointing at her huge teeth and exaggerated smile,” My teeth are still bright white, though I may be completely covered in spaghetti hoops.

“The sae hold true for baked beans, of course,” she explained. At that moment, she was showered with baked beans. They splattered in all directions. Her white coat was irrevocably stained with spaghetti and bean juice. Baked beans poured down over her. She had short hair, so there was little to shield her face from the onslaught of sloppy baked beans. There were beans stuck all over her face. Beans dripped down her shirt and coat. “As embarrassing as this is, I can still be confident in knowing that my teeth are still bright white and Crest whitestrips can clean up any stains that may be on my teeth.

“Now the rest of me, that is another story. This lab coat will probably be stained forever. I will probably be cleaning beans from my panties for hours, but my teeth are still sparkling.”

Liv Morgan fake mess 2 and 3

 Liv Morgan fakes 2 and 3

Helena Bonham Carter how revolting

 

Helena Bonham Carter how revolting

Helena Bonham Carter was in a lot of movies that involved gothic themes. She sometimes played the bad guy in her special way. These were mostly Tim Burton films. They all had a very similar feel to them. In one of the films, Helena played a villain. She was trying to hold the heroine hostage. She was trying to get information from the heroine. The heroine was all tied up.

When Helena was away, the heroine managed to free herself. She then set a trap for the villain for when they arrived back. The villain had been feeding the heroine gruel and threatening to make her into a pie. All of this hearkened back to films such as Sweeney Todd, Les Miserables etc. The heroine could not get out of the property because the villain still had the key to the room. The heroine set up the trap and was all ready to go.

Helena’s character walked in the room and was talking loudly. She wore a period dress. The heroine was hiding. As she entered, the villain could see that the heroine was no longer tied up. “Hey, where are you, you little cow?,” she uttered.

At that moment, the heroine pulled a rope. The rope caused a bucket of gruel that was set up above the door to tip over, dropping the gruel all over the villain. The villain comically screamed and staggered backwards. The heroine then launched disgusting meat and kidney pies that contained dubious fillings straight at the villain. They flew at her and landed in her face, on her shoulder and into her body. She was peppered with them. When they collided with her they smashed, covering her in the disgusting pie fillings that were inside. The contents oozed all over her. Helena was very good at acting in this type of scenario and had perfect comic timing with her exaggerated reactions and over the top staggering and sputtering.

She staggered backwards and fell on her behind. The heroine then tossed the contents of a slop bucket upon her. This was a bucket that was used to collect trash and waste in the room. It was revolting looking. The contents fell all over the villain. Bits stuck to her curled hair and frilly outfit. She appeared to be furious.

The heroine popped out and grabbed the key. She then pushed some spam in the villain’s face as she ran out of the building to freedom. Helena pouted and shouted. She was dishevelled, covered in disgusting mess. She then looked down at herself dejectedly. “How revolting,” she uttered.

Coleen Rooney fake mess

 Coleen Rooney fake mess

Suzanna Hamilton 1984 messes

 

Suzanna Hamilton 1984 messes

Suzanna Hamilton played a huge part in the film 1984. There were many nude scenes in the film. There was one scene that wound up on the cutting room floor. She was naked and had her hands tied behind her head. She was being punished for the things that they did not want her to do. They did not physically punish her, but were calling her names and trying to humiliate her. She tried not to react. She looked a lot like Emilia Clark right down to her hair.

Instead of being violent, they were going to embarrass her by covering her in mess. They started by smushing various pies all over her face and naked body. They pushed a cherry pie into her behind and a banana cream pie into her face simultaneously. They then smashed a chocolate cream pie into her vagina and a coconut cream pie into her breasts. They then smushed a lemon meringue pie onto the top of her head. They finally smushed two black forest style cakes into her face and all over her body. She could do nothing but moan. Her body tensed up as she felt the pies thrusting against her body.

They then began to pour some of the disgusting food from the movie all over her. The food looked like gruel, it was lumpy, grey and green. It was dispersed over her. She then had bits of spam and old fish tossed at her. It was smelly and revolting.

They then began to pour beans over her. She bit her lip and said one word, “F***”. She did not want them to know that she was actually getting some kind of perverse pleasure from the whole thing. The sloppy beans poured on her, sticking all over her hair, face and nude body. She blushed inside. She was completely nude and bound. She could only wiggle slightly. Bean juice was now oozing all over her.

She was then treated to a bucket of mushy peas. The soft, sloppy, green gook was dumped upon her. She closed her eyes as mushy peas were dispatched all over her naked body. She was actually quite damp between her legs. Her fuzzy pubic hair was damp with sex juice. Luckily, no one was able to notice this under all of the mess. They kept calling her names.

Their plan did not really work. She did not talk or denounce anything.

Top of the Pops fake mess

 Fake mess Top of the Pops

Chelsea Clinton parents’ revenge

 

Chelsea Clinton parents’ revenge

There was a new show involving celebrity parents and their grown up children. The theme was that the parents would be getting the chance to get revenge on their children. That of course meant messy revenge. The first guests were the Clintons. Chelsea Clinton was going to find herself in deep, deep trouble. Part of the show was not telling the person what the show was really about. What was to happen would be coming as a complete surprise. This was going to prove to be a very embarrassing evening to say the least for her.

The host welcomed everyone to the show and then introduced the Clintons. It was the parents, Bill and Hillary Clinton and their daughter Chelsea. Chelsea was quite a shy and reserved person as well. She was a little bit on the nerdy side. She was definitely awkward and quite geeky. The Clintons shook the host’s hand. He welcomed them.

“So, our show is very special. It welcomes celebrity families. There is something really special about the show though, that I am about to explain,” the host said. “Clintons, you love your daughter, right? But I am sure that she can be annoying at times, right?” They replied affirmatively. “I thought so. And Chelsea, you love your parents don’t you?” She replied that she did,” They do so much for you and you want to do something to give something back to them don’t you?” “Um, sure, of course,” she replied. “I thought that you might say that. So, it is only right that they get to slop you isn’t it?” “Yeah, um, no, wait, what?” The parents smiled and laughed. “We think so too, Chelsea come with me.”

He walked with her over to a pillory that had been set up. She was blushing and giggling. “Come on, let’s get you in there,” he teased. She had no other choice but to lean over and get into the pillory. Her parents were grinning from ear to ear. They were loving this. The stocks were closed and Chelsea looked out, blushing. “Please, be nice,” she begged. Her parents laughed, seeing their daughter in this position. It was a parent’s dream come true. The stocks were slightly too small for Chelsea, her large head and hair stuck out like a sore thumb and her chunky behind stuck up in the air. She was bent over. She wore a skirt that when she bent over rode up revealing some of her underwear. “This is awesome,” her mother said. “She definitely deserves this,” her father said.

“Firstly, I think that your lovely daughter deserves a good spanking, don’t you? Who wouldn’t want to spank their grown up daughter on national television?” Her parents went behind her and started to playfully spank their daughter’s behind. The crowd started counting up to ten as they spanked her ass over and over. It was not hard, it was just meant to add to the embarrassment. When they were done, the crowd applauded.

It was now time for the mess. The parents were then given buckets of slop which was in reality food waste that had been collected. Much of it was spaghetti, baked beans, gravy etc.. Each of the parents took their buckets and began to take aim. They then began to dump the slop over their daughter. One took the front and the other the back end, before switching positions. They took their time as they started to dump the slop all over her.

They tipped their buckets and sent the slop down over her face and backside. It poured down her hair and face as well as down her legs. The disgusting looking and smelling mess stuck all over her and slithered its way down her body. Her face and hair were dripping in mess. They then took handfuls and rubbed them around in her face and on her body. They then celebrated when she was completely covered.

They stood and cheered. “That was amazing,” they said. “So parents revenge. This is what it looks like. Anything to say to your parents, Chelsea?” “I love you,” she said, somewhat ironically.