Tuesday, 24 May 2011

The Websters Results

The Websters Results




Today was going to be a big day for the Webster family. One family member was going to get mess poured all of her in front of teh entire town. Either Sally or Rosie was going to get completely trashed. Everyone on the street had been looking forward to this day since the voting began. One member of the Webster family was in for a day of very public humiliation. Neither lady believed that they would be the one to get the mess. One was very sadly mistaken and she was going to have a day that she would never forget. The whole town gathered.



Ken Barlow got to be the announcer. He welcomed everyone and thanked them for showing up for the big day. Each person also brought their own messes that they were going to get to pour over the loser. The hot seat was placed in the middle of a stage that was set up in front of Underworld. The staff from Underworld were some of teh most excited ones there. Some had issues with Sally and some with Rosie. Ken introduced the two Websters. Sally and Rosie both wore red skirts and white tops. Rosie's was much shorter than Sally's and much tighter. When introduced, Rosie blew kisses to the crowd and showed off. Even though she was jeered. They both took their places on either side of Ken. Ken asked Sally for her thoughts. "I just hope to God it's not me. Sorry Rosie. I love you but better you than me, at the end of the day." He then asked Rosie. " I think it will be a right laugh to see Mum dripping in gungey mess. It would be so funny, " she said. "You know it could be either of you," Ken said. " It'll be her don't worry," Rosie said. Then Kevin was asked how he felt. Kevin said," Well, it will be a good laugh. I love them both, but frankly, they both deserve it," he joked.



"So," Ken said," Are we ready to reveal the "winner"?, " he asked. the crowd cheered. "I can now reveal," Ken said," This was a landslide I have to say. It was not even close. In fact our "winner" received 100% of the vote believe it or not." Rosie pointed at her mother and laughed. "The person who was voted for and who will get the mess with all the votes is.... Rosie Webster." Rosie's eyes widened and her mouth dropped open. She pointed at herself as if to say who me? The rest of her family celebrated. The crowd came unglued. They were all very pleased with the results and with what was going to happen shortly. Rosie's face was a picture. Ken asked, "How do you feel Rosie? You got all the votes." "I'm speachless. All of these losers are going to see me get messy. It is going to be disgusting. My clothes are going to get all messed up. This is so embarassing. I can't believe this is going to happen Please spare me." Everyone just laughed. Sally and Kevin smiled and laughed as well. Rosie had done a lot of bad things and now people were going to get a small measure of revenge on her. "Take your seat, Rosie, " Ken said. Rosie protested. "No, no please," she squealed as she was walked to her seat. She reluctantly sat down and had a strop. She crossed her legs and arms. At this point Rosie wished she had not chosen to wear such a short skirt for today, because as she sat down, it got even shorter and it became difficult to hide her panties from everyone's view.She put an annoyed look on her face. She would have tried to resist but she knew that it was pointless. All she could do was scream. Everyone just laughed at her, because she was making a show of herself. "This is going to be so gross!", she squealed.



The que started forming down the side of the stage. Her family were right at the front. It was going to bea long day for Rosie because anyone who wanted to get the chance to mess her would get the chance to. She had no shortage of enemies and they all got the chance to bring whatever they wanted to pour on Rosie. Noone could believe that she was so arrogant that she never thought she would be the one getting messed. Instead everyone she knew was going to get the chance to pour whatever they liked on her and there was nothing she could do about it.



Sally, as the winner got the chance to be the first to let Rosie have it. Before each person messed Rosie they would get to say a few words and tell everyone what item they had chosen to pour on Rosie. Sally stepped up first. "I'd like to say sorry Rosie. I hate so say it, but I am so glad that it is you in the hot seat and not me. Maybe you will learn your lesson now. I have chosen one of Rosie's favorate dishes. Shepherd's pie. It is a little bit on the old side, but oh well, " Sally said. "Shepherd's pie!," Rosie screamed, "you are actually going to pour shepherd's pie on me?" Rosie had relly not suspected what she had in for her and was genuinely shocked at what Sally was about to do. Sally held out the tray so the audience could get a look. "Sorry, Rosie," she said, "It does smell a bit, I have to admit." "Great, thanks Mum," Rosie scoffed. Sally stood behind her daughter. She held out the shepherd's pie and then in an instant dropped it onto Rosie. The look on Rosie's face was revolting. She screwed up her face as the mashed potato, gravy and lamb mince plopped onto her head. The potato fell all around her, onto her shirt and skirt. The bits of meat and gravy rained down on her as she screamed and made faces of disgust. She was covered in a layer of potato followed by the dark brown meat. There were also small bits of vegtables such as carrots, garlic and peas in the pie. The feeling of the messy pie on her skin caused her to gasp. She could not describe how gooey and messy it felt on her body. As Sally finished and celebrated, Rosie began to realize that this was only the beginning for her.



Next came the rest of Rosie's family including her father Kevin. They came forward and waived to the crowd. "Sorry, Rosie, but we can't pretend that we aren't enjoying this.We love ya, but this is the most fun we've had in years. Anyway today we have for Rosie chocolate syrup. It is nice and warm for her." Each member of her family took a bottle of chocolate syrup each. "Sorry Rosie!" they all said. Rosie crossed her arms looking very angry. Rosie's father, sister and grandfather all began pouring the chocolate sauce all over her. Her sister pouring it on her head. Her grandfather on her middle and her father on her legs. She could nothing but close her eyes and take it as it came. They were able to control where the chocolate sauce went as they squeezed on her. Poured it on her facea and over her top and skirt and all over her bare legs. She sat there as her family poured it all over her body. When they were doen they stepped away and revealed her to the audience. They all eruptted in fits of laughter. Her clothes and body covered from head to toe in streaks of brown chocolate. The chocolate did not cover her completely. Parts of her white top, red skirt and peach skin were still visiable. Rosie could not help thinking to herself, I have chocolate sauce all over my body, all over my legs. She tried to air her top and wipe away some of teh excess mess as she prepared for what the next person would do to her.



Next in the line was Fizz. Everyone knew what Rosie had done to Fizz and everyone knew that she deserved the chance to get some measure of revenge on Rosie. Normally she would be to nice to do anything, but this was the perfect opportunity for her. Fizz stepped forward. " Hi everyone.I think we all know what Rosie has done in the past. I won't get into the details here, but she definately deserves this. I am going to enjoy this very much. I have wanted to do this for years. What I have chosen is a little unorthadox, but fitting I feel. Because Rosie is such a B****, I thought that she would feel right at home if I was to pour dog food on her." The crowd roared. Rosie's eyes widened. "Oh my god," she said, "You can't be serious. Dog food." Fizz opened the cans of very cheap dog food. "It's good enough for our pet dog, it's good enough for you," Fizz said. She held the first can out in front of Rosie, so she could smell it. Rosie gagged at the disgusting odour. Fizz then tipped the can directly onto Rosie's head. The disgusting dog food plopped onto her head and fell onto her body as she squealed and threw her head back. Fizz tok the next can and poured the dog food directly between Rosie's thighes and on top of them. She could feel the dog food on her legs and up her skirt. Fizz then took the last can, poured it in her hand and then rubbed it around in Rosie's face. Rosie screamed and gagged. Fizz walked away in victory as Rosie spit out a bit of dog food.



Next in line was Janice from Underworld. Rosie had sort of been her boss at the factory at one point. Janice was a very cutting sarcasic person and she was enjoying the day so far very much. "Hi everyone," Janice said," Isn't this great. Rosie, you never looked better, really sweetheart. You have been a total cow for years. I hope you will learn your lesson now, but I doubt it. What I have brought for you is some nice applesauce. I hope you like it, love," Janice said sarcastically. She walked up to Rosie, teasing her. She went behend her and held out a very large jug of applesauce. She held it over Rosie and slowly poured. The applesauce was very thin and slimey. Rosie closed her eyes as she was showered with it. It was almost translusent and as it made it's way down Rosie's body, covering her completely in the applesauce. She cleared her eyes with her fingers and tried to clear some of it from her face. She opened her legs and pushed away the pile of collected mess that had gathered between her legs so far.



Next in line was Carla Conner, Rosie's former boss, who had a sly smile on her face as she walked up. "Lookin' good Rosie. I have to say working with you all those hours in the factory office, I always did wonder what you would look like covered in dog food and applesauce. In years to come you will look back on today and laugh. Well, we all certainly will anyway. I have brought some strawberry icecream for you. I know how much you love it. Well, today you will get all the ice cream you want and little bit more, " Carla said. Carla showed the crowd a large container of icecream from the shop and an ice cream scoop. She twirled it around in her hand. She took out a scoop of icecream and stuck it on Rosie's head. It started to melt from the warmth of her body heat. She took the next scoop and dropped it down the back of Rosie's shirt. Rosie squealed and jirated in her seat as the cold icecream hit her back. Carla then took two more scoops and dropped them down the front of Rosie's shirt. Rosie gave a similar reaction. Carla then took her hand and smushed Rosie's shirt inwards, making the icecream stick to Rosie's chest and stomach as well as smushing it around. The next scoops went into Rosie's lap. She moaned at the feeling of icecream on her legs. It started to melt immediatley. Carla then lifted Rosie's skirt a bit put the icecream scoop up a bit leaving icecream up her skirt. the last scoop she forced down the back of Rosie's skirt. The icecream on her head was now half melted sending streaks of pink melted icecream trickiling down her face.



Finally John Stape came forward. "Rosie," he said," I actually have no hard feelings against you. I tried to do the right thing by you and you destroyed my life. I hope we have put it all behind us. Anyway, that being said. I am going to enjoy this as much as anyone here. What I have chosen for Rosie today is a nice leftover pasta bake. It is all in this bucket." The bucket was filled with a combination of pasta, cheese, sauce and bits of meat. It was all leftovers and smelled revolting. John approached Rosie as she begged in vain once again. She screamed no, as he started to dump it on her. The pasta bake hit her square in the face as she looked up. Bits of pasta, cheese and meat stuck everywhere, as the sauce poured all over her. She gagged at the stench of the leftover pasta. There was so much of it, it seemed to go on forever. Eventually it stopped. John smacked the bottom of the bucket with his hand to get the last bit that was stuck to the bottom in a big lump out. It fell onto Rosie and landed on her lap.



Ken walked up to Rosie," How was that?," he asked. "Oh just wonderful," she said sarcastically," I'm so glad everyone else is enjoying themselves. They were certainly creative. I can't believe what they picked to pour on me. This is so embarassing. I need a shower. Yuck. I stink. Ha haha very funny, you lot." "Ok then, Rosie, you are free to go then," Ken said. Rosie stood up. When she did loads of the mess poured out from her skirt out onto the chair and floor. She tried to clear out some of teh cheese and pasta from her hair and clothes and then she started walking home in a strop. As she walked home she greeted with a chorus of catcalls and whistles. As she walked she left a trail of leftover mess behind her, all the way back to her parents' house.

Julia Bradbury vs. Sophie Raworth the results

Julia Bradbury vs. Sophie Raworth the results




Mr. G. opened up another episode of Let Her Have It. This episode is coming live from the BBC newsroom in London. “Today on Let her have it,” Mr. G. said,” We have a competition between two friends and colleagues who work for the BBC. All of their colleagues are here today as well to watch what will be an unforgettable evening. Both of these ladies consider themselves serious journalists. They know that if they are the one who gets the most votes, they will end up looking ridiculous on national television. These ladies are good friends as well so, it goes without saying, they will take great pleasure in pouring disgusting mess on their counterpart. Let us welcome our two journalists. Formerly from Watchdog, Julia Bradbury and from BBC news, Sophie Raworth.”



Sophie and Julia entered the studio. Julia was wearing a short black skirt and a blue button down shirt. Sophie wore a grey skirt and pink button down shirt. They entered together smiling and waiving. They then took their designated spots on either side of Mr. G. The crowd cheered as they entered.



“Ok, everyone, tonight promises to be a messy one for one of you two, right here in BBC studios, in the newsroom in fact. I think that you are both aware that the lead changed hands several times in this votes and until the end it was a very close vote all the way. A lot of people felt very strongly about this one. So, Sophie what are your thoughts on the evening ahead,” Mr. G. asked.



“I want to see Julia get slop poured on her, pure and simple. I think it would be great. Of course I am eager to avoid the mess. She deserves it more than I do. I know I would get bragging rights on her and she would find it really embarrassing. Frankly, I want no part of the gunge either. I think it would suit Julia more for sure,” Sophie said.



“Well, surprisingly enough, I would have to disagree with my esteemed colleague on this one. Yes I am desperate to avoid the mess at all costs. I think anyone would be. I do think that the mess would suit Sophie though. Imagine it all over her body, that would be lovely don’t you think. Plus the men she works with on the BBC would never let her live that down. It would be pretty funny to see it happen I think.,” Julia replied.



“So,” Mr. G. said,” Like I said earlier this was one of our closest votes ever until the very end. Then, someone pulled away. I think some might be surprised by the result here. Do we want to know the results ladies and gentlemen?” The crowd cheered in approval. Julia and Sophie looked as though they were under extreme pressure. They stood arm in arm. Their teeth clenched and their eyes shut tightly as they awaited the results. “Here we go,” Mr. G. said. “Our winner, the person who will be sitting at the desk in the hot seat getting the mess. With an eight vote margin in the end is…..Sophie Raworth.”



Sophie stuck her tongue to the side of her mouth, gave a sarcastic smile and shook her head up and down in disbelief. Julia laughed and jumped for joy. She celebrated her victory. She was clearly relived and overjoyed at the results. Sophie just sort of smiled.



“So, Sophie, shocking results there for you,” Mr. G. said. “Well the family at home are going to be thrilled I think. As are everybody I work with at the BBC including the camera men, makeup people, hair and wardrobe. I bet they all voted. It’s going to be vile isn’t it? I can just imagine what it is going to feel like. I guess I will be the punch line tonight,” Sophie said, licking her lips.



“And Julia, big win for you. It was very close there for awhile. At one point, I think you had the lead, but in the end you escaped, this time,” Mr. G. said. “Well, it is a relief. I know if I had been the one getting it, I would have to hear about it for years. I think everyone made the right choice though. Sophie deserves this way more than me. It’s going to get very messy and I am going to get to stay completely clean. Which I am very happy about. Sophie will be eating humble pie, along with several buckets of disgusting food I think this evening.”



Sophie was asked to have a seat at the news desk and given a story to read on the teleprompter as if it was news. She gave a funny look when she saw what it said. “Welcome to BBC news. This is Sophie Raworth reporting. In our top news this evening it is reported that one Sophie Raworth lost an important messy vote and then was made to face the consequences. Julia Bradbury had defeated Sophie and celebrated her win by pouring a huge bucket …..a huge bucket…. Of Custard…over Sophie’s head!?!?” As Sophie read this, Julia had already grabbed the bucket and had walked over to Sophie. When Sophie had said ,over Sophie’s head, Julia began to pour the custard on Sophie. She was not expecting this and screamed as the cold yellow custard flowed over her. It dumped on her head and shoulders. It went down her neck and shirt and fell all over the news desk and the papers that Sophie had with the stories on them. Sophie felt the custard down her neck and back. Sophie licked her lips and gave the same sarcastic look. She cleared her eyes and flicked some of the custard from her hair at Julia, but it got nowhere near her.



Sophie decided that it would be funny if she kept on reading the lines written for her as if nothing had happened and did not acknowledge the gallons of cold custard that were already all over her. “Sophie Raworth sat in the studio covered in custard,” Sophie read,” All the while she did not have any idea that she would soon be covered from head to toe in…..in…PEA SOUP!?!” Her face dropped, Again as Sophie said this Julia was already with a giant pot of split pea and ham soup to pour on Sophie. Sophie flinched as Julia hesitated. She waited a second then poured. In a second sloppy green soup poured onto Sophie. The consistency was disgusting. It looked then and runny, but it stuck as it ran down her. On top of the thick smooth custard ran stringy green peas soup with ham and carrots mixed in. Sophie could be heard to say this is vile very slowly. She closed her eyes as the green slop poured down her facial features. She gagged a little at the smell. She could feel it soaking her clothes. It covered her skirt and legs. She could feel the disgusting mess all over her thighs. Julia just stood back and laughed. Admiring the view of Sophie covered in pea soup and custard. It was all over the desk as well.



Sophie then started to read the newscast again. “Sophie Raworth had indeed been covered in peas soup. Everyone agreed that she looked great in green. Finally, everyone applauded when Sophie finally got covered in…..Rigatoni!?!” Julia creeped around that back of Sophie. She tapped her on the shoulder. When Sophie turned around, she waived. She then showed Sophie an enormous container of leftover rigatoni in disgusting sauce with chunks of meat in. Sophie tried to cover her eyes with her hands and brace herself as Julia began to pour. She could then feel what felt like an ocean of thick mess inches above her head. In a second the thick pasta fell all over her. The individual bits stuck to the collected mess that had already covered her. The disgusting pasta stuck to Sophie’s face and body. She lowered her head and let some fall. She ran both hands through her hair, dropping what mess she could around her. She lifted her head, shook it and laughed. Julia pointed at her and laughed. Sophie dug out a handful of mess from her shirt and threw it towards Julia. She crossed her arms and shook her head.



“So Julia,” Mr. G. said, “ Was that good for you?” “Better than sex!”, Julia joked. “I would highly recommend that to anyone. That is a great way to spend an afternoon. And look at Sophie. That mess looks truly disgusting. I am so, so glad that she got the most votes. Imagine all that on me, it doesn’t do thinking about.”



“And Sophie,” Mr. G. laughed. “This is so embarrassing,” Sophie laughed, “I have pea soup in my underwear. I think that just about sums it all up. I don’t know how to describe what that felt like. I mean it stinks, it’s vile, it’s slimy, but it is quite a unique feeling. But seriously, this is a dream come true,” Sophie said sarcastically, “ This might make the news for real. All my friends and family are probably having a right good old laugh at my expense right now. I really would like to get Julia back that’s for sure. It really should have been her. She is that one that really deserved it.”



“Well that is it from us tonight, can you read us off Sophie,” Mr. G. said. “My pleasure,” Sophie said,” Recapping today’s top news. BBC news anchor, Sophie Raworth lost a vote and got covered in disgusting gunge. This was seen by all as one of the greatest nights in the history of the BBC. Maybe not such a good night for myself. For Mr. G., Julia Bradbury and everyone at Let her Have it, this is Sophie Raworth signing off. Have good evening.”

Monday, 23 May 2011

Keisha Buchanon vs. Mutya Buena

Sugababes results




"Today on let her have it, it is a special show. The new line up for the Sugababes is here," Mr. G. said. "And they are very happy to be here today, because they are going to get revenge on one of their former members. Up for the vote are former group members Keisha and Mutya. The three current group members are going to get the pleasure of "dumping" one of their former members all over again. It is no secret that the relationships between current and former members has been strained over the years, so the current members are going to love getting revenge on a former member today. Let's welcome the Sugababes to the stage."



Heidi, Amelle and Jade walked out beaming with smiles and waiving to the audience. "Welcome to the show girls," Mr. G. said. "Oh, we're more than happy to be here," Heidi said, "We have been looking forward to this for a long, long time." The audience oohed and ahhed. "So," Mr. G. asked," How would you ladies prefer to see the vote go today?" "I think that's pretty pbvious," said Amelle, "There is one person that we would personally just love to get our own back on. We would like nothing better. We won't give it away though, so we don't sway any voters. We want the results to be fair." "I, personally, would not mind who gets it. They both really deserve it for different reasons," Heidi said, "But of course we all have our preferences."



"Ok then," Mr. G. said," Lets welcome out the contestants, Keisha and Mutya." Keisha and Mutya walked out on the stage looking incredibley nervous, forcing smiles and waiving.Mutya wore a dress that was beige and frilly at the top and black and tight at the bottom. Keisha wore a yellow button down shirt and a gray, tight fitting skirt. "So, Mutya, how are you feeling about today," Mr. G, asked. "I am nervous. I would really like to avoid the mess at all costs, plus there is the humiliation factor. I know that those girls are going to love doing this today and will post the photos everywhere. This will be all over the internet by tomorrow," Mutya said. "And you Keisha?"

Keisha tried to smile. "I am just hoping against hope that the people out there did not vote for me. I know that those three are chomping at the bit to pour mess on me, but at the end of the day, it is the public that will be voting and deciding not them. So, I just have to hope that they will take pity on me. I do know that I have a reputation though, and there are lots of people who see me as a witch and would love to see me get dirty. Who knows though, it could be Mutya when all is said and done," Keisha said.



"So ladies and gentlemen. It all comes down to this. Let's reveal the results," Mr. G. said. Amelle, Heidi and and Jade could not control there happiness as they smiled ear to ear. The camera shows shots of the two nominees. Both waiting in anticipation, looking incredibley nervous. " Keisha, Mutya, all the votes are in and have been counted. I can now reveal the person with the most votes. With around 69% of the votes is.... Keisha," Mr. G. said. The three Sugababes jumped up and down laughing and celebrating as were the crowd. They high fived and pumped their fists. Keisha's mouth fell open. "Oh my god," she mouthed to herself, covereing her face in her hands. "How do you feel about what is about to happen girls?" Mr.G. asked Heidi, Amelle and Jade. "Fantastic," Amelle said," Revenge is sweet. This is going to be so so good. Sorry Keisha," She said sarcastically. "How do you feel Kiesha?, Mr. G. asked. " Please have mercy on me," she joked. "I kind of had a feeling it could go this way, but it is going to be so embarassing. What makes it worse is how much they are going to enjoy it. They have been waiting for this a long time. Please don't gunge me," Keisha begged, "I beg if you want," she joked. She knew there was no way out of this ones as they only said Sorry, you lost.



Keisha was lead over to a special type of seat. It was a round raised sort of platfrom in the middle of the stage. She sat down indian style on it causing her skirt to hitch up slightly. She pulled it down slightly so her knickers could not be seen, easily. The mess cart was pull to the side of the platform. It contained three pies and three buckets of gunge. Each girl was going to get the chance to pie and gunge Keisha individually. The girls went over and checked it out. Each took a pie in hand and formed a line to the side of Keisha. Keisha sat stroking her legs and begging for them not to do it. "Keisha," Mr. G. said," You got dumped by the Sugababes and now they are going to get to dump gunge and and pies on you. It seems fitting somehow. Ladies when you feel ready let her have it."



Amelle got to do the honours first. She walked up to Keisha with the pie, teasing her. Keisha begged, closed her eyes and awaited the inevitable. Amelle came right up to her almost straddling her. She pulled back and then with all her force smashed the pie in her former bandmates's face, twisting it around and around. She then let go. The tin stuck to Keisha's face. Keisha pulled it off and screamed, revealing her face covered in cream. "That felt great," Amelle said. Next was Heidi. She walked staright up to Keisha. "Sorry, babe," She said. Keisha kept repeating," No, no,please don't do this." Heidi walked right up to her and smushed the pie in Keisha's face. She was more gentle then Amelle was but it wasn't any less messy. She took the tin away revealing Keisha's pied face. Keisha licked her lips and cleared her eyes. It was Jade's turn next. "You should pie her butt," Amelle said, "that would be great." Keisha did not tried to protest. She knew it would be useless so she stood up and turned around. She bent her butt forward slightly inside her tight skirt. Jade took her pie and rolled it around her hands theatrically. She pulled back and spanked Keisha's behnd with the pie several times. "eww", Kiesha said under her breath. Jade effectibvely spanked Keisha's bottom half a dozen times with the pie. The final time, the tin stuck. It was left for a second and then Keisha was allowed to remove and and sit back down, her bottom covered still in the cream.



Next each member of the group got to select a bucket of gunge. All three were different colors, blue green, pink and orange. Jade chose pink, Heidi blue green and Amelle orange. It was Jade's turn first this time. She took her bucket and walked behind Keisha. Keisha sat still trying to beg not to be gunged. She made a funny face and looked up as Jade began pouring the pink gunge all over. Before Keisha knew it the pink gunge had already covered her face. She spit out a mouthful and screamed as the thick cold pink slime oozes down her lovely dark skin. It looked great on her and on her clothes. She could feel it as more poured down her back and onto her shirt. Jade then poured more gunge all over Keisha's bare calves and between her legs. Gunge pooled between her thighes. The other Sugababes and Mutya were now pointing and laughing. Keisha even started laughing herself. She squirmed at the way the slime felt crawling all over her body.



Next it was Heidi's turn. She walked seductively over to Keisha. She then took her time as she poured her blue green gunge onto Keisha. Ther blue green looked very good with the pink as well as with Keisha's brown skin. Heidi poured the gunge on Keisha's head piling it on her before gravity took it down her shoulders and down her body. Heidi then very slowly proceeded to make sure she could get blue green gunge on every part of Keisha's body that she could. She poured it all over her legs, butt, back, arms and breasts. Keisha's clothes were soaked with gunge. Keisha just closed her eyes and took it, as she could do nothing else. She squirmed and squealed as she felt the slime all over her skin.



Amelle now had her turn. She told Keisha that her back still looked too clean. She had Keisha stand up and trun around. She had her bend over slightly with her back to the audience. Amelle took her bucket of orange gunge and slowly poured it onto Keisha's back. the gunge traveleld down her back to her bottom, which it slowly covered. Keisha arched her back slightly. Amelle moved the bucket down a bit pouring more onto Keisha's skirt and down the backs of her legs.Lashings of thick orange gunge poured onto her thighes and down her calves all the way to her ankles. She then sat down while Amelle poured the rest of the gunge over her head. Keisha now sat, legs in front of her in a large pool of gunge. She looked like she had taken a gunge shower. She was totally gunged.



The three Sugababes celebrated and Mutya looked on laughing. They each had their picture taken with Keisha. A group shot was also taken. They all said to make sure to get them plenty of copies. "How was that for you girls?, Mr. G. asked. "That was the best time we have had in years. She really deserved that and getting the chance to do that was just brilliant," Amelle said. "And Keisha, what about you?," he asked. "That was so embarassing. I'm glad that everyone could have so much fun at my expense. I feel so slimy now. The gunge is everywhere Can't I gunge Heidi or Amelle please. It would only be fair," she said. "Well no, not to tonight anyway," Mr. G. said. "Damn,"Keisha laughed.



"But everyone check this out," Mr. G. said, "this is what Keisha looked like at teh beginning of the show.." A picture was shown on the screen and to the audience. "And this of course, is how she looks now." It went to a split screen showing a before and after shot. Again everyone including Keisha laughed. "You never looked better," Amelle said. "So thanks to Mutya, Jade, Amelle and Heidi," Mr. G. said, "and a very special thanks to our star of the show Keisha. Let's hear it for her everyone." Everyone cheered as Keisha, still totally covered in gunge smiled and waived. She laughed as a huge bit of gunge dripped from her nose.



Kate Nash vs. Amy Studt

Up for the vote this time is Kate Nash and Amy Studt.



Kate Nash



Amy Studt


Sunday, 22 May 2011

Miquita Oliver vs. Lily Allen the results

Miquita Oliver vs. Lily Allen the results




The big day had finally arrived. Best friends Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver had been put up for public vote. The person with the most votes was going to get trashed by the other.The venue would be the T4 set where Miquita works for channel 4. Lily had appeared on the show many times as well. T4 was a show that was curious because it had the perfect timing and format for WAM content but never had any.All of the presenters for T4 made sure to show up early that day as not to miss a single second of what was going to happen.It was announced at the beginning of the show that the results and gunging would happen at the end of teh show.Throughtout the show teasers were shown about what would be happening at the end of teh program. They also encouraged teh audience to get in any last minute votes.During the show the host from the new WAM show was interviewed. "We now have a new name for the show," they explained," It's going to be called let her have it. And as for myself, you can just refer to me as Mr. G. As everyone has seen someone is guarenteed to get messy on our show. We are happy to be visiting T4 this week. Of course we are here for one reason. The bet that Lily Allen and Miquita made. let's face it, who would not want to see one of them covered in gunge. It is going to be great." T4 host Steve said," Oh, we at T4 could not agree more. We have been looking forward to this for ages. It is going to be great. So after the break. Lily, Miquita, mess, who gets it?"



After the break Lily and Miquita were welcomed to the stage. Everyone cheered.Lily wore a gray strappy top and gray trousers. Miquita wore a pair of black hotpants and a lacy white top. "So Lily," Steve said," How do you think the vote is going to go. I have the feeling, unfortunately, that it might not go my way." "What makes you say that?," Steve replied. " I have a lot of enemies," Lily said," I reckon there are loads of people out there who would love to see me get slop poured over my head," Lily laughed. "What do you reckon Miquita?," Steve asked. "Well, I hope she's right, but I reckon it's about 50/50. I really don't like the prospect of it being me getting messed. Lily would just enjoy it to much." Both laughed. They were both in a giddy, silly mood joking about.



"Ok, then. Polls are closed and the results are in," Mr. G. said. " The person with the most votes, getting 61% of the votes, so it wasn't a landslide by any means is.... Lily Allen." Both girls eruptted in laughter. "It's all on you babe," Miquita said. "I can't believe it," Lily said. After they stopped laughing, Steve said to Lily," So Lily, how do you feel?" ""Actually," she said," I guess it's not a big secrect, from my songs and interviews and stuff, but I am actually quite a kinky person. I used to see people on the tv getting gunged and stuff and thought, that looks quite nice. I wonder what it would be like. I think it might actually feel quite sexy," she then laughed loudly again. "Is that wrong?"



"And Miquita,how about you," he asked. "I am going to love this. i am going to take my time and make this as messy and dirty as I possibly can. I have always wanted to do this," Miquita replied. "Well, Miquita, you are not the only one. As we all know, Lily has made quite a few enemies over the years. they all are going to love to see this no doubt. I mean people such as Katy Perry and Cheryl Tweedy happen to be watching now via satelite and I am sure they have their vcr's and tivo's set to record. How do you feel about that Lily?" "Well, I guess I deserve this really don't I? Seriously, enjoy. I have a good sense of humor. I can see the funny side. If they wanna laugh at me it's fine. Come on, I mean I am going to get gunge and mess poured all over me, it's a little bit funny anyway.I bet it will be in all the papers as well. Lily gets gunged. Actually, i would like a copy of this as well now that you mention it." Lily laughed. "Wow, you'r up for this," Miquita said. "Well, it's just a bit of fun isn't it? Honestly I think it's hillarious.If I'm honest, I actually feel a bit horny," she laughed," The anticipation is kind of a turn on in a weird way.As wrong as that sounds. But no,Bring it on. Gunge me." Lily laughed again.



The famous trolley was then wheeled out.Lily sat comfortably on the T4 couch."Ok, Miquita," Mr. G. said," Lily is our loser, so when you're ready. Let her have it." "With pleasure," Miquita said, "Sorry, Lily. Who am I kidding, I am not in the least bit sorry." They both laughed. Miquita grabbed the first item. It was a gravy boat full of thick brown gravy. Lily made a funny face then stook out her tongue as Miquita started pouring the gravy over her. She laughed histarically as the gravy poured down the front of her face. The thicker lumps first all over her face then the thinner gravy. Miquita then tipped the gravy all over Lily's body, on her legs and top as well. Miquita took pride in treating Lily like she was a christmas turkey. "All I need is the stuffing now,"Lily said," It looks like someone had a poo on my head,"She laughed. "I'll definately never look at gravy the same way again." Lily made no attempt at all to clean herself up she just sat glistening in brown gravy.



Next Miquita went for several containers of salads from a local grocery store. These included pasta salad, potato salad, tuna salad among others. "We would like to thank the local shop for donating these. Yes, they are slightly gone off and stink to high heaven but they are perfect for Lily here." "Us girls do love our salads," Lily said. Miquita opened each one and got ready. Miquita took each one individually and plopped them onto Lily. There were so many that Miquita was able to empty each individually over each part of Lily's body. When she was finished, Lily was covered from head to toe in bits of pasta, mayonaise, tomato sauce, ham, tuna and sweet corn, cole slaw and more all soaked in smelly gone off sauces and mayonaise. Lily smiled at the camera with a full bit of penne pasta stuck to her nose. "I look hillarious don't I?," she joked.



Finally, Miquita grabbed the last item. This one was a bucket filled with creamed corn. Lily looked at it the closed her eyes. She grimaced slightly, closing her eyes as Miquita started to pour it on her. The cream corn hit her on the knee first then up her front and onto her head. She could feel it plopping all over her. Miquita slowly pored it every untill the bucket was half empty. She then poured the other half all over Lily's head. Lily and Miquita laughed and laughed.



"So, Lily," Mr. G asked," How was that for you?" "Better than sex," she joked ,"Even better then I had imagined. I actually quite liked it a lot, believe it or not. I never thought I'd be cleaning pasta salad and tun fish from my bra, but oh well. How do I look?"

"You never looked better," Miquita said," That is the most fun I have had in ages. I would highly recommend it to anyone. Pouring leftover food on Lily Allen is agreat way to spend the afternoon."



Lily smiled and posed for the camera. She made little attempt to clean herself off apart from wiping her eyes. "Everyone," Mr. G. said," I think we have got to give it up for Lily. She was such a good sport and took the mess so well. Let's give her a hand." Everyone clapped for Lily as she took a bow and waived.

Roxie Mitchell vs Tanya Branning the result.

Roxie Mitchell vs Tanya Branning the result.




Everyone from Walford attended the fete that today.Tensions were very high because of what was going to happen at the end of the day. Either Roxie Mictchell of Tanya Branning was going to get totally trashed in front of the entire town. A booth was set up outside Ian Beale's cafe. The Beales had donated a great deal of leftover food to be poured all over the loser. All of the local media were there as well, hoping to get pictures for the papers. This was going to be a moment in Walford history that noone would ever forget.Noone was going to miss this for the world. It was announced that at 16:00 PM the results would be given and the loser would receive her fate.It was also announced that only adults would be allowed to participate. Two adults were chosen for each contestant. For Roxie, Ronnie and Peggy were chosen. Both were dying to get the chance to get some payback on Roxie. Roxie's behaviour in the past has been diporable at times and it was felt that she really deserved this to happen to her. For Tanya, her ex husband Max and best friend Jayne Beale were selected. Tanya had been talked into volunteering to do this by friends and family members. She was now beginning to regret it. Everyone had assured her that Roxie would probably be the one to get, but Tanya was not so sure about this.



16:00 PM rolled around. By this time, nearly the whole of Walford was gathered around the booth. Ian got to be the host on this day. He called everything to order and welcomed everyone. he tahnked everyone for their votes. "And now," Ian said, "the moment that we have all been waiting for. The gunging. The centere piece of the day. Everyone, lets welcome the two women up for vote, Roxie Mitchell and Tanya Branning." Both walked out on the stage looking nervous and waiving to the crowd. Both had their hair in pony tails. Tanya wore a grey button down shirt and black skirt with boots. Roxie wore a pink tank top and a pair of jeans.



"Ok ladies. In a few seconds we will reveal the results.Can we show the ladies the special suprise for the day as well." With that a pillory was brought out. "The person with the most votes will be locked in this little beauty." "Oh my god," "Tanya said under her breath,"I can't believe this." Roxie just turned red and said "How embarassing" to Tanya. "Ok, everyone," Ian said," Should we find out who is going to get it. I know we are all in suspense. Should we put them out of their misery?" The crowd cheered.

" I can now reveal that the person with the most votes. About double what the other person received is... Tanya Branning!" Roxie jumped up and down and celebrated. Oh my God," she said, "I was convinced it would be me." Tanya on the other hand, covered her face in her hands. She laughed a little bit. "How do you feel Tanya?," Ian asked. "Well, obviosuly, a lot of people want to see me get gunged, evidently. This is what I get for agreeing to this I guess. I know my friends and family are going to be over the moon."

the top of the stocks was lifted. Tanya was shown how to get in. She bent over and put her head in the middle with her neck across the stocks. She then put her wrists in the stocks. Ian lowered the top and then locked Tanya in the stocks. Everyone cheered. Tanya was left totally helpless in the stocks. She was completely at the mercy of the crowd. Max and Jayne were introduced. "Max, Jayne, do you have any reservations about doing this to Tanya at all?, Ian asked. "In a word, no. We are going to enjoy doing this very much. We've always wanted to do this to her to be honest," they said.

"As we all know, the food has been donated from the local cafe. Over here we have a wide variety of our most popular cafe foods. Tanya is going to get a taste of them, but she will not be eacting them. She will be wearing them. Sometimes, ladies and gentlemen,at the cafe, we have foods that are past their sell by date and can not be sold on. So what better way to make use of old food, then pouring it all over Tanya Branning's head. Food that would have other wise gone to waste is now going to be used in the best possible way, being poured all over Tanya Branning. So without further adieu, let's get this show on the road."



Max got to go first. He chose a very large bucket of cole slaw. The stink from it was disgusting. Max walked up to his ex wife. He put the bucket under her nose so she could get a whiff. She smelled it and gagged. Max smiled and then slowly lifted the bucket, pouring cole slaw on Tanya's head.Tanya closed her eyes as teh smelly cole slaw poured down her face. Cole slaw stuck to the top of her head, cheeks and nose. Lots settled on her head, the rest dripped from her face. She spit out a mouthful. The rest, he poured over her back. Cole slaw poured in her shirt and skirt. She could feel in insider her shirt on her skin and down her skirt, The rest carried down her butt and all down her bare thighes. "Coleslaw!?", Tanya said.



Next it was Jayne's turn. Jayne picked a bucket of mushy peas. She stood next to Tanya with the bucket beneath Tanya's head and a picture was taken. "This is for you girl," Jayne said. As Tanya grimaced and closed her eyes, Jayne tipped the bucket over her face. She dumped the mushy peas directly in her face then over her head. The thick bright green mush dripped from Tanya's face. Jayne then poured more mushy peas doun Tanya's butt and legs then all over her back. Tanya's grunted as the thick mush polpped on her and fell downwards to the ground. Jayne then stood next to Tanya and had her picture taken.



It was Max's turn again.He chose took two large bottles of burger sauce, one at a time. The first he started to squeeze on Tanya's top. He directed the orange sauce down her back and over her shirt down on her bra. Her shirt now sagging from all the mess in it. He then directed the bottles upwards and onto Tanya's skirt. He sprayed lines of orange sauce over her bottem. then down the length of her legs. He sprayed some up her skirt and then all over her calves and boots.He opened the bottle and poured the rest down the back of her skirt. He then took the second bottle. He started squeezing the burger sace onto her head. down onto her head just pouring it on. He then poured more all over her face. The burger sauce dripping form her face. He cleared her eyes for her. As she smiled.



Jayne then grabbed a bucket of baked beans.There were very few clean spots on Tanya so Jayne heald the beans over her and quickly showered the length of Tanya's body with them. She poured the baked beans over Tanya back and forth.She then threw the remainder of that bukcet in Tanya's face. She took a second bucket did three more passes over Tanya with it.



"Ok, everyone," Ian said,"We have a special suprise. All week we have been asking our customers to recyle their leftovers into a special bin. All of the diners have scraped their plates and left their leftovers in that special bin. Now, as a grand finale. Jayne and Max are going to tip the contents of that bin all over Tanya." Everyone cheered. Tanya's eyes widened. Both Jayne and Max took one handle of a huge garbage bin. The audience counted down. They lifted the bin together and tipped it on Tanya. Tanya was showered with a mix of everyone's leftovers. Cheese, sauce, bits of meat, rotten vegtables and more rained over Tanya. She closed her eyes as the partially eaten, half rotten slop poured down on her. Bits stuck to the mess that already covered her.Sweetcorn, mashpotato, egg, pasta and carrots stuck to her face and body. She could hear people in the audience commenting. Saying things like that is dsigusting, yuck and look at her.



Ian opened the stocks and Tanya was let out. She stood in front of everyone dripping in slop. She put her hand in her shirt and threw out a handful of the collected mess. She was filthy dirty and smeleld awful. "So, Tanya," Ian said, " How as that?" "I've got other people's dinners plastered all over my body. I have mushy peas in my knickers. I definately never forget it." She laughed.Everyone was then allowed to have their picture taken with Tanya. Her family members, Stacey Slater and Roxie were the first in the line. After that, everyone was thanked and Tanya was made to walk home covered in the mess.

Old Stories

I have started to repost some of the old stories and results. I will repost them in order. There is about two dozen to repost, but I will be doing this in coming days. I still have quite a few stories left to write. I hope you all enjoy them.

Yours Truly, JRG