Anna had been living in the flat for a number of months with her two flatmates. Both were male. They had become good friends, although Anna still enjoyed teasing them whenever she got the chance. The two guys discovered that there was a special night planned at one of the local bars where people their age hung out. There was going to be a night of messy games. There would be challenges where people would be able to challenge one another and people would end up messy. Both of the guys decided that challenging their flat mate was good idea. They also spoke to the people running it beforehand. They arranged to know the answers before the game even started, so Anna would not be able to win. Little did Anna know that she had no chance to win. Anna really did deserve what she was going to get. She could be a moody opinionated cow when she chose to be. A lot of people quite fancied Anna as well and she had knocked quite a few guys back. There were lots of people who really would have liked to see her getting messed up.
Anna was up for a laugh, but she didn’t really realize what was being planned for her. She did not really realize that anything special was happening until she saw a poster on her way there on the outside of the pub. She still had no clue that she would be one of the main recipients. She wore her brown and beige floral print dress and black tights. She went to the pub and had a few drinks with guys. She began to show some of the signs of the alcohol and was in a jovial mood. Then the pub landlord got up and said that the messy games were about o begin. Anna and her two roommates were called up on stage. “Us?,” Anna said with surprise, but got up and walked to the centre of the pub. The two guys followed. It was explained how the game would work. “It is a simple quiz. We will ask a number of questions. When you know the answer raise your hand. If you get the question right , you get a point. If you get it wrong, your flatmate gets the point. First to three points wins. The loser will be facing the consequences and it will get messy tonight folks,” the pub owner explained. Everyone cheered and whistled. “That’s ok,” Anna said with a dismissive look on her face,” I am ten times smarter then these two jokers. I will easily win and they will be getting messy.” In a way, it was just the reaction they were hoping for. She was not backing down or trying to get out of it.
The game began and the questions came. Anna was allowed to answer the first question. She got it correct. It was intentionally a question that she would know the answer to. This was done in order to make it so she could not accuse the contest of being rigged. Unfortunately for her, the guys answered the next two questions correctly. She was shocked that they knew the answers because the questions were quite difficult. She knew now that she had to get the rest of the answers or she was sunk. When the next question was asked Anna immediately emerged with a perplexed, wtf look on her face. She had no clue of the answer. Her mouth fell open when the boys raised their hands and answered the question correctly. She held her hands in front of her in disbelief when they answered the question correctly. The pub cheered. The boys had won the game. Anna reached over and shook their hands politely.
“Ok, so we have our winners and we have a loser,” the pub owner said. “Anna failed to win and now she has to pay the consequences.” “Consequences, I don’t remember any consequences being mentioned,” Anna joked, trying to worm her way out of it. “Now Anna, you knew this was messy night and it is about to get very messy for yourself,” he said. Anna rolled her eyes and shrugged her shoulders.
At that point, a pillory was wheeled out to the delight of the crowd in the pub. Most of them were friends and acquaintances of the flatmates, around the same age. Everyone cheered. Anna’s eyes widened. “Oh my god,” she thought,” I can’t believe this.” Before she knew it, the boys were raising the top of the pillory and she was asked to get in. She arranged her long soft brown hair and leaned over, placing her neck in place in the pillory and then placing her hands in the smaller holes on either side. She faced forward, hunching her back as the boys lowered the top of the pillory and bolted it snugly shut. Anna looked down and then looked up at the faces of everyone in the pub enjoying what they were seeing. Anna wiggled her face and exhaled, blowing some of her hair from her face. What was happening now dawned on her. She was locked in a pillory and her flatmates were about to mess her up big time in front of everyone. This had the potential to get very embarrassing for her. Now a catering table was brought out filled with containers. It was on the other side of the bar where she could not see what was there, but she knew that it would not be pleasant for her.
The guys were now having a look and choosing what to use on their flatmate first. Anna made a big gulp, all she could do now was await her fate. She began to squirm as the boys began approaching her. They smiled as she screwed up her face. She looked up helplessly, silently pleading with them not to do this. They each carried a container in one hand as they approached. They each carried what appeared to be a pie in their hands. Lucy gritted her teeth as she saw the pies come closer and closer. She pulled her face back in a pained expression. The pies were very sloppy looking. They were coloured orange and yellow. “Oh God, please guys no,” Anna pleaded. The two guys smiled and smirked as they inched closer with the pies, displaying them where she could get a good look. She moved and strained the muscles in her face making for a comical expression that was captured on camera. At the same time, both guys raised their pies, holding them vertically in front of Anna’s face. She screwed up her face as the boys pushed the pies into her face. They landed with a splat. She closed her eyes as the pies made direct contact with her face. They held the pies in place for what seemed like minutes. There was no escape for Anna. She closed her eyes and held her breath as the pies smushed against her face. They slapped hands as they withdrew the pies from their housemate’s face. Anna’s face was revealed, covered in layers of thick orange and yellow cream. Some fell away around the edges but lots of it stuck to her face and hair. Everyone gave a round of applause. There was very little Anna could do to even remove any of the pie.
The guys now went over and grabbed two more containers of mess for Anna. The smaller one garabbed a container of macaroni salad, the larger grabbed a container of tuna casserole. Each was in its own plastic container. They each walked over to Anna and stood on either side of her. They held the containers up over her and then began to dump on her. The disgusting substances rained down onto Anna. They poured initially onto her head. Bits of tuna and macaroni dangling from her hair. They then poured more onto her back and down the length of her body. The food rolled down her body in all directions leaving trails of vile mess as it went along all over her clothes. It smelled awful as well. The stink seeping into her clothing. The boys enjoying directing the mess all over their flatmate. Bits of orange and grey coloured tuna salad stuck to Anna’s face and body. She coughed and gagged from the putrid fishy smell of it.
The guys then took bottles of ketchup and mustard and began to spray Anna with them. The smaller one sprayed them into her face and over her head. The larger one sprayed them all over her body, soaking her dress with red and yellow condiments. They then emptied jars of different kinds of relish onto her. It fell from her face and the tips of her hair. Some of the relish was dumped on the top of her tights and over her backside and down the backs of her legs. The smaller one then took a strawberry cheesecake. The larger one pulled open the back of Anna’s tights as the other pushed the cheesecake down into them. Anna pushed her head out forward as she felt it inside of her tights and underwear. They then let go allowing her tights to rebound. They then pushed their hands onto her backside, massaging the cheesecake against her backside. She could feel it against her rear end and between her legs in various cracks and crevices.
The guys then grabbed two large catering trays, one had a shepherd’s pie in it, the other was filled with lasagne. Anna was about to get served. Anna looked up as her flatmates tipped the serving trays out over her. In an instant she was covered in a mountain of gravy, meat, noodles, sauce, cheese and vegetables. Her legs quaked as she felt the weight of the food all over her body. The guys took their hands and smeared handfuls of shepherd’s pie in her face and on her backside. Her head shook as they plastered her face in mashed potato and meat. They also placed a handful of lasagne down her tights. What was still visible of Anna’s face was bent into hilarious expressions throughout the process. She looked incredibly comical to everyone who was watching.
Finally the guys took an enormous pot of cream of mushroom soup and poured it all over her. She was soon drenched in the thick white and grey creamy mess. They poured it together all over their housemate. They then took a bow as everyone applauded. Anna was soaked in the soup now. The guys helped to let her out. She took a deep breath and wiped some of the mess away. She posed for some pictures making hand gestures and funny faces. The pub owner asked if she had anything she would like to say. “Yeah,” she responded,” You guys are doing my laundry for a month to make up for this. She was a better sport than anyone thought that she would be about this. She stayed for the rest of the evening, still disheveled and half covered in mess and had a few drinks with her friends.
The whole thing was soon turned into an advert because the whole thing was passed around through the telephone and internet and the pictures were on social media. Sending pictures of Anna getting messy was made much easier with high speed internet connection.
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