Sunday 27 April 2014

Nina Nesbitt raise my profile



Nina Nesbitt raise my profile

Nina Nesbitt was a rising star on the pop scene, She had some very minor success on the charts but was waiting to break through. She was always looking for ways to raise her profile and to increase her fame. When she was offered the chance to appear on a Saturday morning children’s show, she jumped at the chance. This would give her quite a bit more exposure than she ever would have had before. This would be a major turning point in her career, but it would come at a cost though. It was going to involve some measure of embarrassment. Nina knew this going in, but she was willing to go through with it because it would be very good for her career.

The show was a very silly one. Part of it was that groups of the teens competed and the winners got a prize. The games were silly and the prize was never revealed until the end. Nina and the presenter helped with the games throughout. She. Being the special guest. The team of girls ended up winning. When they won they were given a choice, they could either take the prize of a laptop or they could turn Nina into a human jacket potato. When Nina heard this, she gave a very worried look, pretending to bite her fingernails. The girls huddled together briefly and made their decision. In unison, they shouted,” The potato.” Nina made a muted worried face and pretended to pout.

She was lead over to brown blanket on the floor, meant to represent the skin of the potato. She sat down and crossed her legs inside of it. She wore black shorts, black trainers, a white shirt, white socks and suspenders. Three buckets were brought out and given to each of the three girls. “These are buckets of the three favourite jacket potato toppings in the country. You each may choose which one you would like,” the presenter said. They looked down and each selected their favourite.  Nina was about to find out first hand what a jacket potato felt like.

The first girl approached. “What have you chosen?,” the presenter asked. “Tuna,” the girl said. Nina looked up and rolled her eyes. She put her hand over her eyes and shook her head laughing. The girl approached carrying a bucket that was filled with tuna fish. From the wafting odour that was emanating from the bucket, it clearly was genuinely tuna. The smell was unmistakable. Nina gave a disgusted look and waived her hand in front of her face. The girl looked delighted. She raised the bucket over the budding pop star’s head. The tuna was very thick and did not fall from the bucket straight away. The girl had to shake the bucket around for a little bit to help the tuna along its way. Finally, a gigantic blob of the most disgusting looking tuna anyone had ever seen fell from the bucket. It hit Nina on the head and then tumbled down her body, the majority of it landing in her lap and all over her crossed legs. There ended up being a giant blob of it right on top of her legs. In the meantime more tuna fish fell from the bucket landing on Nina’s face and body. There was a good amount that stuck to her shoulders and on her suspenders. Her hair and face were covered in residual tuna. The presenter picked up some of the massive blob of tuna and pushed it into Nina’s face, rubbing it around. Nina was experiencing an intimate knowledge of tuna that she had never wished to experience. She laughed.

The second girl came forward. “Now what do you have to add to our human jacket potato here?,” she asked. “Coleslaw,” the girl responded. “Super,” the presenter said,” Of course, you got to have coleslaw on your jacket potato. It definitely needs to go on there. Sorry Nina,” she whispered. The contestant walked forward giggling and smiling. She aimed the bucket and began to pour the coleslaw down over the minor celebrity. The coleslaw also did not have the most pleasant of aromas. The girl carefully aimed the mess at Nina. The coleslaw slowly made its way down out of the bucket. The initial bits dumping down on Nina’s forehead and then down her face. All she could do was close her eyes, because her whole face was soon being covered in a seemingly endless supply of sloppy coleslaw. She could feel it all over her face then over her blonde hair. It then poured down her front. Coleslaw slowly made its way down her shirt and suspenders and finally down between her legs and onto her calves and thighs. It also poured down her back and over her backside. She was quite a tiny girl and there was quite a lot of coleslaw, coupled with the tuna, Nina’s body began to become overwhelmed and to disappear underneath the mountain of mess that had been created. Finally the slow stopped. Nine ran her index fingers across her eyes, clearing some of it away so she was able to see. Her face was covered in the smelly coleslaw. Her blonde hair was soaked in it. She shook her arms and gave a look like,” Very funny, this is so sloppy.”

“Now it is time for our third bucket. Now, what do you have there for us,” the presenter asked the next girl. “Baked beans of course,” she said. “Oh of course, you are right, baked beans are essential. You must have baked beans on your jacket potato. They definitely need to be added on top,” she said. Nina looked down and then looked up, shaking her head. This was getting very messy. The girl did not hesitate to come forward and begin dumping copious amounts of sloppy baked beans over the singer’s head. Nina laughed and closed her eyes as the beans tumbled out of the bucket and down upon her. They rained over her. Beans fell onto her face and onto her bare legs first. She could feel them dropping on her. They were cold and sloppy. The sloppy beans plopped down onto her irregularly. They began to mix with the messy slop that was already all over her body forming an even more disgusting substance. There was sloppy mess all over her calves and thighs all over her socks and shoes even. Her clothes were soaked through and through. Her shirt stained forever. She could feel the beans pouring down her back. She could feel them down the back of her shirt, on her back and the back of her bra. She was seated waist deep in mess now. Her blonde hair matted with beans. Beans poured down over her face. They made a disgusting plopping noise as the fell onto her. Nina shook her head and laughed as the beans poured and poured. The presenter then came over and emptied a small bag of grated cheese over Nina as a final topper. The slop that was now all over Nina Nesbitt looked totally disgusting, as if it was partially eaten.  It was all over her body. She was nearly up to her neck in it.

The winning team celebrated. “Well, there we are, a human jacket potato. Doesn’t it look scrumptious?,” she joked. Nina looked up and giggled. She was allowed to stand up. She stretched her legs. She stood up and turned around, letting every get a view from all angles. She picked some tuna from her hair. Mess fell everywhere as she stood up. She looked into the camera and smiled. “Well, we are nearly out of time, so we would like to give a special thanks to our special guest Nina Nesbitt. She has been great. Be sure to buy or download her new single which is out this week. Thanks so much Nina.” “It’s been a pleasure,” she said, shrugging her shoulders and fluffing her hair. She then laughed. They then all waived goodbye to the viewers at home.

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