Little Mix Salute the mess

Little Mix Salute the mess

Little Mix were offered the opportunity to appear on Let Her Have It. There were mixed opinions in the group. A few of them were quite eager and willing to appear on the show, some of the others really did not want to end up covered in mess. They discussed the situation as a group and the majority ruled. The consensus was that they would appear on the show. They were told that there may be an opportunity for one or more of them to escape mess free, so this was an incentive as well. They agreed to appear on the show. They were told that they would be taking part in a game involving some of their fans. They were happy with this. They loved their fans and were quite appreciative of them and their support of the group. 

The idea of the game that they were to be taking part in was that each member of the group would be sat in her own booth type of area. Above them would be substances. Their fans would be getting to do the dumping on their heads. It would be a game where the first person would have to name an animal whose name began with A. The next person would have to repeat it and add one beginning with a B. If someone forgot something, couldn’t think of one or took too long, the mess would be dumped. If the girls had a good memory, they may be able to remain clean, but that was a big if. It was going to be fast moving though, so the odds were definitely stacked against them. The ladies were loaded into their booths before the segment started. Their fans took their places above. The Ladies were dressed in shorts and skirts. They were cute but sexy at the same time, as they usually dressed. They usually dressed this way to perform and in public. They all were showing a lot of leg. Their clothes were designed, but they would not escape the evening unscathed. Their bodies were placed perfectly in the booths so that whatever may be poured would hit their bodies perfectly.

Mr. G. did the lead in to the segment. He explained that the members of Little Mix were already in position and ready to play. He then explained how the game worked. Perrie, Jade, Jesy and Leigh-Anne were all introduced. They smiled and waved. “So, I hope you guys have a good memory. You are going to need it,” said. Perrie then said,” We all think that you should be joining us in here, especially Jesy,” she said suggestively. Jesy blushed, turning red. “Well, maybe we will see after the show,” Jade said. Everyone laughed and smiled. Jesy looked very embarrassed. The game started out with Leigh-Anne.

At first it was relatively easy. Leigh-Anne, Jesy and Jade all got theirs correct as did Perrie. Things then began to speed up. There were also lights, noises and other distractions that were produced in order to make it more difficult to remember. Their song Salute was playing in the background as well as the game went on. The cycle went through now in the other direction. Perrie was ok, but Jade fumbled her words and the buzzer went off. She screamed. She looked up, opening one eye. The dumper smiled. Mr. G. gave the signal and they began to dump the contents of their bucket into Jade’s booth. In the bucket was lasagne. The lasagne dropped from the bucket in one large mass. It fell from the sky and landed on Jade’s head with an umph. It bounced off the top of her head one time before settling on top of her head. She gave a cringing look and held her hands out as sauce, cheese and beef fell down her face and body. Part of the lasagne sheets fell down and landed on her lap. The other girls looked over and laughed at her. She shook her head and screamed. The game continued. 

The next few were able to get everything correct but the pressure was building, as was the speed. It was becoming more and more difficult to get everything correct. Finally it was Perrie’s turn. Perrie was able to remember the full list but was unable to add to it on time. A buzzer went. Perrie shut her eyes tightly and held her clenched fists in front of her. The fan above her smiled and dumped her bucket onto Perrie. This time, the bucket was filled with marshmallow fluff. It was thick, sloppy and pure white. It poured down onto Perrie’s head. It soon covered her blonde hair as well as the majority of her face. She squealed. She took her hands to her head and attempted to push away some of the thick marshmallow fluff. More fell onto her chest and body. She wiped some onto her skirt. The game continued.

The next couple went ok until it landed on Leigh-Anne. She stumbled over her words and was unable to complete the list. She closed her eyes as the buzzer sounded. She laughed and tried to protest, but before she could really say much, a bucket of mashed suede and carrot was dumped over her head. It was filled with butter. She rolled her eyes to the back of her head and stuck her tongue out of the side of her mouth in a comical fashion as the orange mess plopped onto her frizzy black afro. It made a disgusting plopping sound. It landed in the middle of her head weighing her thick hair down in the middle before overwhelming it completely and pouring onto her face and body.

Jesy was so busy laughing that she was distracted and was unable to complete her turn correctly. Before she even knew what was happening the buzzer sounded and baked beans descended on her. She was totally unprepared. The beans poured into the tank and splashed in all directions against the sides and back of the tank, splashing back on Jesy from all directions. Beans poured over her face and straight onto her shapely thighs.  Her hands splashed in it. Her face was covered in beans. She could feel them down her back. 

The mess now came in quick succession because the girls could not remember the full list because of all of the distractions. Perrie now next to get dumped on. She was treated to a large amount of blue gunge. She shut her eyes and screamed as the gunge poured down on her. It splashed and splattered in all directions. She laughed as it covered her face and poured down her body. She through her hands in the air in disbelief. Jade was next. She got a heaping helping of chicken korma and rice. Her bandmates roared in laughter as the yellow curry plopped down onto Jade.  It dumped over her legs and over her head. Chunks of chicken fell out and rolled over her. Her hair was covered in thick, cheap curry. It was gloppy and yellow. Jade held her hands out and pouted.

It was then time for Jesy again. She was greeted with a huge amount of shepherd’s pie.  It looked nauseating. It was not really a real shepherd’s pie but one made in a container in layers. It came down on her in reverse order; gravy, cheese, mashed potato, vegetables, mince. The container must have been about a foot deep.  The layers poured down onto Jesy. Three layers of mash fell out onto her face, chest and legs. She laid out her hand to deal with some of it, but all that managed to do was smear it over her clothes even more. She was then greeted to the vegetables and beef all covered in thick brown gravy. Her sloppy bandmates watch Jesy get nailed. She could feel it all over her body. It was all over the booth as well. The potato smeared everywhere.

Next one to get was Leigh-Anne again. This time she was given a fruit salad trifle. She pointed to her chest as if to say, ”Who me?” She gave a fake nonplussed look as the thick trifle plopped down onto her head. Most of it stuck in place on the top of her head. It stayed there until she moved her head. Then some of it fell downwards onto her body. She then stuck her hands into the jelly part off the trifle and grabbed a few handfuls. She licked her lips and gave a mischievous and naughty look. She rubbed the handfuls all over her chest and skirt.

Finally, Perrie was the unfortunate one to get the final one wrong. The final container was filled with manure. Perrie squealed as the manure was dumped onto her. She had no idea what it was going to be until it hit her face. She was then greeted to the full sight and smell of the thick manure. It was sloppy and brown. It stained everything in its path. It covered her blonde hair and face. Her face was a mask of a cow pat at this point. Her booth was filled with mess. Not a lot was even visible inside of her tank. Brown manure was stuck to everything.

The Little Mix ladies were now allowed out of the booths, all of them in various dishevelled messy states. They all posed together, trying to look cool while still covered in mess. The ladies pushed Jesy towards Mr. G. causing the two to embrace in a messy hug. The others joined in as well in a giant messy group hug.

The ladies then did a performance of Salute while still covered in mess. The world watched their sloppy bodies dance and perform. It was suggested that they do a new messy version of the song. They said that they would think about it. After the show, they all returned to their dressing room all sloppy together.