Bargain Hunt contestants

Bargain Hunt contestants 

It was a very special episode of Bargain Hunt. Jenny and Sam had come on the show with close male friends of theirs. They competed as teams, but there was to be a second, more interesting and more adult version of the show that was going to be shot afterwards. Both of the guys that they came on the show with secretly fancied each of them. The guys decided to challenge the ladies to a second game of Bargain Hunt, this time with far more on the line. The losing team would be losing their clothes and getting punished by the winners. Much to their surprise and delight, the ladies agreed to take part. The ladies were in it to show the guys up and to humiliate them. The guys wanted to get their respective female friends messy. For good measure, the experts were included as well. It was going to be interesting to be sure. The blonde female expert from the episode would be taking part for the ladies team. The stakes would be higher than they had ever been before. 

The show went on as it usually did. The teams picked out three items to go to auction and the team who made the most profit would be the winners. This time, however, there was an added level of intrigue and tension because there was much more at stake that there usually was. Each team’s items were put into the auction to see who could turn the most profit. Neither team was told the other team’s score. On this occasion both teams made a very slim profit which made it all the more exciting for them because it was very touch and go as to who the winners were going to be. They would not hear the other team’s results until they were all gathered round. This would be the most anticipated moment in the history of the program. 

The teams were gathered in front of the Bargain Hunt backdrop. The moment everyone had been waiting for had arrived. Both teams were hoping against hope that they would not be the ones who had lost. The silly looking host was doing his thing and announced it was time to reveal the results. “So we had a battle of the sexes, but also a battle of the best friends. I am sure that there has been some built up sexual tension between these so called platonic friends and it is all going to come out now. One team is going to face complete embarrassment at the hands of the other team, but who will it be. It is time to finally find out. Ladies, you got a small profit of plus £15. That may be a winning score. The men on the other hand.” Both teams were shown crossing their fingers in anticipation. “The men on the other hand, made a profit as well. How much though? £25. Meaning that the men are our winners.” The men looked very happy as well as relieved. The women blushed and looked at each other in exasperation. “That means the ladies will be getting the punishment. Please come forward.”

The ladies reluctantly stepped forward. They rolled their eyes. The men looked very excited indeed. They both had fantasied about getting their respective female friend in this position for a very long time. They could never admit that, of course. Jenny and Sam looked very embarrassed as they stepped forward. They could not believe that they were really about to do this. They reluctantly took their Bargain Hunt fleeces off and then their tops, before lowering their jeans. They had no choice but to hand them over to their male friends. They rolled their eyes and sighed as they unhooked their bras and then lowered their panties. The expert had to do the same, removing her boots and then undoing her clothes. Soon the three were left stood together completely nude. They held their hands over their private parts to try and prevent them from being seen. They blushed bright red. They did not realise that there was a camera behind them that was showing their three bare backsides lined up together.

The ladies were then sat on chairs back to back to back. Their hands tied behind them together. It was now time for the women to get messy at the hands of the men. They started by each being handed a thick creamy pie. They stood across from their female friend. With massive smiles on their faces, the men looked down at the ladies before pushing their pies right into their faces. They rubbed the pies around in the women’s faces, completely creaming all three of them. They let the pie tins fall down their breasts and down onto the floor. Their faces were left doused in masks of creamy pie. Each woman looking crestfallen and humiliated, faces covered in sloppy cream pie. All three women were quite attractive. They were now covered in pie.

Next the men were given buckets filled with custard. They each took their bucket and proceeded to slowly dump the sloppy custard all over the women’s bodies. They took great pleasure in dispersing creamy custard all over the nude bodies of the women sat before them. The cameras capturing the sloppy custard cascading all over the naked women. The ladies squirmed as they felt the sloppy custard against their bare skin. It covered their chests and stomachs and rolled down their sexy legs. They could feel it all over their backsides as well as their vaginas. The rest was dumped over their heads, covering them from head to toe nearly. 

Next to come was pots filled with a sort of beef stew, but instead of beef, it was filled with mince. It looked and smelled like shepherd’s pie filling with lots of carrots, peas and more in a sloppy brown, gravy like sauce. The main ingredient was the mince though. It smelled and looked pretty putrid. The women grimaced as they smelled it from afar. This could only barely be seen underneath the pies and custard that they were already covered in. The mean joyfully dumped the meaty mess all over the three women. They moaned and squirmed as they felt the cold sloppy mess of it dripping all the way down their bodies. Loads of it stuck on top of their heads.  The muscles in their bodies twitched as they felt the full experience of the beefy stew on them. 

The men then were each given a bucket filled with spaghetti hoops to finish the ladies off. They stood over the women and poured the sloppy spaghetti hoops all over them from head to toe. They were coated in the sloppy sauce as well as hundreds of small pasta o’s that stuck all over their hair, faces and bodies. The cameras scrolled up and down watching the spaghetti hoops trickle down their legs and filling the gaps between their legs.

No one would ever look at Bargain Hunt the same way again.