The Iconics feel the mess

The Iconics feel the mess

The Iconics were Billie Kay and Peyton Royce. They were both Australian. They were in the WWE, but their characters were more like old school gimmicks. They played obnoxious self-absorbed heels. They often seemed more interested in their appearance than winning matches. They were over the top and cartoonish. They made bad jokes at the expense of other wrestlers. Because of this, they were perfectly suited for an old school revenge, embarrassment storyline. They had been targeting Naomi. They had been making fun of her and cheating to defeat her for a while. They made all sorts of lame jokes at her expense over and over again. They tried to mock her at every turn. Their attempts were not that great, but they tried their best to torment her.

The time came for Naomi to get revenge. The Iconics were in the ring running down Naomi. They made fun of her and gloated about how they had beaten her so many times. As they were doing this, Naomi’s music hit and she entered the arena, but stood on the ramp as she was cheered. She then began to speak. “I am so sorry to interrupt you two chickens, but you need to shut your mouths before I snatch you bald.” Billie then interrupted her. “Oh, look who it is Naomi. The big loser. The big cry baby. You are just upset because you are such a loser and are definitely not iconic and never will be.” “You two big mouths think you can come out here and try and embarrass me. You don’t understand who you are dealing with. You should think twice before you mess with me, because I am going to teach you a lesson. I am going to give you two just what you deserve.” “Oh yeah, we are so scared. What could you possibly do to us? There is only one of you.” “Yes, but I have more brains in my little finger than you two fools have in both of your stupid little bodies. You are going to get exactly what you deserve. You are going to feel the glow.” They began to look around. They pointed and shouted towards Naomi. “No don’t look over here. Look right above you.” “Oh we are so scared,” they said, doing mocking faces pretending to be scared.

They looked at each other and then looked around. They then looked upwards. As they did, their mouths fell open in shock as they realised what was going to happen. It was too late to react though. As soon as they looked up, a tidal wave of neon green and pink gunge rained upon them. They screamed as it dumped upon them. They comically sputtered and overreacted as they were covered in the slimy glop from above. They put their hands out and stomped their feet as if they were spoiled children throwing a temper tantrum. Naomi crossed her arms and then pointed and laughed at the two ladies covered in slime and mess.

Just when they thought that it was over, a second wave poured down onto them. This time it wasn’t glow in the dark gunge though. This time it was manure, or a thick brown substance that was made to look as much like manure as possible. They wailed as they were covered in the sloppy brown. It poured all over them. The two tripped and fell over one another, slipping on the mess in a slapstick kind of way. They fell to the mat and comically fumbled about in the dirty mess, slipping and sliding as they went.

Naomi smiled and waved at them. “Don’t you two look cute now,” she teased. They screamed that they would get her back for this and that she could not do this to them. She pouted and whined about how disgusting and gross the manure like mess was. They shouted that it was all over them.

Later in the show, there was another sketch. The two were seen entering a shower room to clean the mess from themselves. They could be heard moaning and complaining about the mess. When they were in the shower, Naomi was pictured grabbing their dressing gowns and running away with them. 

They were then shown coming out of the shower and to find that their dressing gowns were gone. They then had to make their way down to the dressing room as they were. When they arrived, all of the other female wrestlers were there to greet them. They gave them a round of applause. Naomi had had her revenge on them, completely humiliating them both.